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She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho! · 09-09-2004, 07:40 AM

haha, the last three lines were hilarious! superb!!! Bravo!!

Taking Back Kirstie · 09-09-2004, 11:48 AM

hehehe Thank you

Sir_Spots · 09-09-2004, 06:35 PM

hehehe
although your poetry's sketchy at times
I can tell that you tried your best
but the problem with trying to make everything rhyme
is that some words just don't sound like the rest.

Even still, your dare was a funny affair
I applaud you, please take a bow
I especially enjoyed teachers with purple-died hair
and seeing Cass and Lotus in a row.

lol...you did good, Kirstie, nice job.......

Taking Back Kirstie · 09-10-2004, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spots@Sep 9 2004, 11:09 AM
hehehe
although your poetry's sketchy at times
I can tell that you tried your best
but the problem with trying to make everything rhyme
is that some words just don't sound like the rest.

Even still, your dare was a funny affair
I applaud you, please take a bow
I especially enjoyed teachers with purple-died hair
and seeing Cass and Lotus in a row.

lol...you did good, Kirstie, nice job.......

hehe thank you

i was trying to get the words the same sound, but it wasn't working, so i scrapped it and tried to make it as funny as i possibly could.

hehe i finished where i did cuz i didn't want to take sides hehe

Lotus · 09-10-2004, 06:26 AM

Bahaha great adaptation.
But what rhymes with Cass?

And we all know that I can can kick Cass's.......oooh I know what rhymes now!

Christmas. Right? :unsure:

Taking Back Kirstie · 09-10-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lotus@Sep 9 2004, 11:00 PM
Bahaha great adaptation.
But what rhymes with Cass? And we all know that I can can kick Cass's.......oooh I know what rhymes now!
Christmas. Right? :unsure:

ummm yeah Christmas, that's EXACTLY what i was thinking...

Taking Back Kirstie · 09-29-2004, 07:46 AM

*is relieved to see this is still here*

will have Kris's dare posted soon, hopefully

me4ron · 10-01-2004, 12:17 PM

Your last dares were great, I can't wait to read moooorrreeee!
*hint hint*

Justink92 · 10-17-2004, 09:22 AM

Cool Kirstie_McGonagall

Taking Back Kirstie · 10-28-2004, 04:02 AM

haha i suck. So yeah i'm doing Kris's dare now, just thought i'd come check on my baby and make sure it hadn't been locked...

Taking Back Kirstie · 11-02-2004, 11:28 PM

Part One of My combined dare:

It was nearly Halloween and Snape still hadn’t decided on a costume. Dumbledore was making him really mad saying that his costume was so spectacular and secret and cool that he was keeping it locked in his bathroom under guard of Dementors. Now, Snape normally wouldn’t worry about having a nice costume, but this year Dumbledore was organizing a Halloween Ball, and he’d invited all the EEFFD members, and that made Snape incredibly nervous. All that evilness in the same room as him… He needed to look good.

Having a sudden sense of inspiration, Snape decided he would wear his swimming trunks to the costume ball. If that didn’t win him best costume and have the EEFFD girls swooning after him, nothing would. He ran over to his chest of drawers and started rummaging through them, trying to find the aforementioned article of clothing. Having no luck finding them there, he extended the radius of his search to include the entire castle.

He marched outside and headed for the lake, thinking that perhaps someone had borrowed them to go swimming in. As he neared his destination he heard a zooming noise overhead. Looking up he saw Potter zooming around on his broomstick, chasing pigeons.

“Potter!!!” Snape yelled. Harry stopped zooming and turned to face Snape, hovering 10 metres above his head.

“Yes Professor?” Harry asked, trying to sound innocent, but dreading that Snape had found out what he was going to the Halloween Ball as, and was about to tell him off.

“Have you seen my swimming trunks? I seem to have misplaced them and -er I wanted to go swimming. Yeah that’s it, swimming” Said Snape, deftly (Not!) covering up the fact that he needed them for his Halloween costume.

Harry, remembering seeing Fred and George steal the trunks and fly them up a flagpole by the quidditch pitch, decided he’d better get them.

“Yeah, I think I saw them earlier – some Hufflepuffs were flying them up a flagpole. I’ll go get them” and he zoomed off to the Quidditch pitch.

Snape, who was suspicious that the ‘Hufflepuffs’ were really Harry and his friends, waited until Harry returned, took the Trunks, Grudgingly thanked Harry and returned to the castle to wash them. As he walked back up to the castle he sneakily turned around and cast a spell on Harry’s broom so he fell off.

**Jennifer_w** · 11-05-2004, 09:54 PM

hehehe I missed reading these. Wonderful work so far. -giggles- Snape in a swimsuit

aixla · 11-08-2004, 10:14 PM

Hhm, I can't wait to see the rest! *grins*

Zymurgy · 11-25-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

He woke up a week later in the Hospital Wing, convinced that he was a duck.

Quote:

Zy being proclaimed the winner, as she was the only person who managed to get her hedgehog through a hoop.

Wondeful stuff! I ... I think I love you.

Taking Back Kirstie · 12-07-2004, 04:24 AM

I love you too Zy dear.

*tries to find the rest of that dare...*

me4ron · 12-28-2004, 10:35 AM

Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh! I love how Harry just happened to be flying around the grounds. It's great, my Kirstie.

BG · 01-09-2005, 12:24 AM

Last update: 11-2-04

Cassirin · 01-25-2005, 05:10 AM

*salutes Kirstie* Go at it, mate!

Taking Back Kirstie · 01-25-2005, 05:36 AM

*bows* thank you Erin!

Part one of Evlpez's Dare:

Seamus rolled off his bed, slammed his head on his dressing table and consequently was rudely awoken from his dream about using a magical pair of invisible tongs to pinch unwitting peoples bottoms. Picking himself up off the floor, he stumbled over to his mirror to assess the damage.

“Arrrgh” he screamed as he realized he looked exactly like Dean Thomas. He shut his eyes for a moment and thought of Lavender Brown. When he re-opened his eyes he found he looked exactly like Lavender Brown. He did the same exercise, thinking of Harry, Ron and Hermione and turning into each of them in turn. Evil seeds of thought were beginning to sprout in his mind. Not knowing how he had acquired the ability of disguising himself as other people, or how long it would last, he started thinking of ways to use it to his advantage.

AHA! A live show in the Hogwarts mall! He could charge admission and make loads of money! But he needed a cool Superhero name. He sat back down on his bed to think.

Taking Back Kirstie · 01-27-2005, 04:42 AM

PartTwo:

Seamus had just decided on the name “IncognitoMan”, When Ron sat up, stretched and yawned. Looking over at Seamus, who was currently disguised as Hermione, Ron screamed.

“What do you think you’re playing at? Sneaking into a boys Dormitory while he sleeps and scaring him half to death?!?”

Seamus quickly turned back into himself, and Ron just sat there with his mouth wide open.

“It’s me Ron, I just smacked me head this morning and discovered I could change into anyone at will”

“Wicked” said Ron once he had regained control of his jaw muscles. “Need an agent?”

“I suppose. I was thinking of performing at the Hogwarts Mall” Seamus said, rubbing the lump on his head.

“Great” said Ron. “ You’ll need a costume, , a button labeled "Don't Panic" and a ferret. Wait right there I’ll go steal the one Angelina bought Fred yesterday” and with that he ran from the room.
Seamus, sitting there feeling very confused, decided he wanted to scare Harry. He turned into Lotus and crept over to Harry’s bed. He leant over Harry and blew on his forehead. Harry’s eyes opened, he gasped and fainted. Laughing to himself, Seamus turned back into himself and left the dormitory to find Ron.

THE END (I know it's not really complete, but i can't be bothered finishing it. Deal)

evlpez · 02-03-2005, 04:44 PM

Go Kirstie, Go evil, Go Kirstie, Go evil...

Taking Back Kirstie · 04-05-2005, 04:37 AM

Part 1:

Draco wanted to make Erin something special for her birthday. He looked everywhere in the Slytherin common room for inspiration, but found nothing worthy enough to give as a present.

“I quit!” He yelled in the center of the room, believing it to be empty.

"If quiters never win, and winners never quit... then who was the fool who first said 'quit while you are ahead'?" said a girls voice behind him, and then began laughing. Draco spun around on the spot and found himself face to face with Luna Lovegood.

“What are you doing in the Slytherin Common Room?” He demanded.

“Ron told me that you Slytherins were hiding a Crumple-Horned Snorkack down here. Naturally I came to investigate. Sadly I think Ron was mistaken. But I think there is a purpose to me being here. I know you are looking for the perfect birthday present for Erin, and I have the perfect thing” she said matter-of-factly.

“Wait – how do you know I’m trying to find a birthday present for Erin?” Draco enquired.

“I’ve just this minute developed ESP – must be the lack of fresh air in this place – I don’t know how you cope, breathing in those Potions fumes all day. Someone should honestly crack a window open or something” She said, waving her hand in front of her face.

“Oh, right. So anyway, what’s your idea for a present for Erin?”

“This” Luna said, plunging her hand into her backpack. She pulled out a large roll of sparkly purple duct tape with blue stars on it.
”That’s – perfect! Thanks!” Draco said, extending his hand to take it.

“Not so fast Malfoy. I do something for you, you do something for me” Luna said, staring Draco in the eyes.

“Um, okay then. What do you want?” he said, preparing for the worst.

“ You must set the Slytherin Common Room on fire”

“Why?”

“Because it is ugly and stuffy and if you burn it, Dumbledore will HAVE to let me redecorate it”

“Okay then” said Draco, quite glad actually, because truth be known, the common room was decidedly ugly and needed a spruce up.

Luna handed over the tape and left the room. Draco pulled out his wand and set a small stack of books on fire, thinking that it would take a while for the fire to really get going, and he’d have plenty of time to leave.

He was wrong. The fumes in the air were highly flammable, and as he sprinted for the door his hair and eyebrows caught fire. Not thinking to douse them immediately with his wand, Draco ran all the way to the Hospital wing, hair alight.

Taking Back Kirstie · 04-05-2005, 04:56 AM

Part 2:

On arrival at the Hospital Wing, Draco was surprised to see not Madame Pomfrey tending to the patients, but Elvis. Forgetting this fact for a moment, he ran up to Elvis and started pulling at his arm, gesturing towards his hair. Elvis, being a man of action, quickly picked up Draco, dunked his head in the sink, then put him on a bed. The other patients, impressed with Elvis’s quick thinking, started to clap.

“Well thank you, thank you very much” he said, looking rather pleased with himself. He put lotion on Draco’s bald head and wrapped it in bandages.

Draco was starting to feel better when the door of the Hospital Wing opened, and Erin and Luna walked in. Draco opened his mouth, about to ask how Luna knew he was here, when she smiled at him and pointed to her head. Erin looked concerned and came over to Draco.

“Are you alright Draco?” she asked.

“Yes Erin I’m fine. I wanted to give you this” He said, pulling the roll of duct tape out of his robes and handing it to her.

“Thanks Draco, that’s a thoughtful present. But how did you know I needed purple sparkly duct tape with blue stars on it to put my Orlando Bloom poster up on my Dormitory wall?”

Before Draco could answer, Elvis sidled up to Erin and said : "What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh, huh, huh."

Elvis got fired for harassing the students, Draco soon had a full head of hair again, Erin went back to her dormitory to drool over Orlando Bloom and Luna redecorated the Slytherin Common Room with an African theme, and used her ESP to become Minister of Magic at the age of 17.

THE END