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11-13-2004, 02:06 PM
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| | Hippogriff
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She-Psycho!'s dare:
-Everything happens inside a toilet.
-At some point two character must bump their heads and Trelawney must try make a prediction out from the bumps which becomes true.
-Malfoy runs out of toilet paper and ... invent an outcome which includes a toothbush, money/bribbing and thousand a little fairies of doom Summoned by Moaning Myrtle.
-Neville must be scared to death for some reason (which is NOT the fairies of doom).
-The following things must be said:
*"Dumbledore's old socks are taking a stroll by their own"
*"DO NOT ENTER! Sir Cadogan is flirting with the mermaid in there."
*"I'm doing it for free"
*"I REALLY need to pee!!!"
Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Neville and for a reason unknown, Professor Trelawny were all hanging out in a toilet. The convocation they were sharing was rather amusing as they watched Harry chase Neville around the toilet demanding that Neville give back Harry’s golden tiara.
“it’s my tiara Neville! Give it back!”
”Never! It’s mine!”
”Give it back!” Harry whined as Neville stopped suddenly forcing Harry to slam into the back of him throwing the tiara out of Nevilles’ hands.
“MY TIARA!”
”MY HEAD!”
”MY HEAD!”
“Let me feel those bumps! I might be able to predict your deaths!”
Trelawney hurried over to the pair that were holding onto their heads and moaning in pain. She clamped her hands onto their heads making thoughtful noises as she probed their throbbing skulls.
“Hmmm”
She chewed her bottom lip as she thought, her eyes rolling back into her head, making her look positively horrifying.
“Ah HA! Harry Potter! You shall turn into a pink fairy in the next five minutes! Neville you shall become betrothed to that sink over there in ten minutes!”
She let go of their heads and the boys sat up, Harry still sobbing over his tiara. They weren’t particularly worried, her predictions never came true…
“Ah well sorry about your tiara Harry, you’ll get a new one, it will be better anyway”
”Yeah you're probably right”
At this point the door opens and Malfoy staggers in holding himslef in an awkward place screaming:
“I REALLY need a pee!”
He rushes towards the nearest toilet and slams the door as Dumbledore's old socks comes through the door. The old socks sit on a sink and begin to watch the whole fiasco.
“Are those Dumbledore's old socks?”
“Yeah, Dumbledore’s old socks are taking a stroll by their own”
“Why?”
”I dunno, stop asking me questions!”
The convocation stops as a loud pooping sound comes from Harry as he turns into a pink fairy complete with hot pink wings.
“OH MY GOD NO!”
He screams and runs out the room clutching his baby pink hair.
“Wow, your prediction came true!”
“I know, we must all be afraid, very afraid…”
Hermione nodded in a very sober way and looks at Ginny who is arguing with Malfoy.
“ Look Weasley! I have run out of toilet paper and I need some more, can you PLEASE get me some!”
“I don’t know…”
”PLEASE? I’ll give you my tooth brush!”
”I’m not sure….”
”I’ll give you money, I know you Weasley’s need it!”
“No”
”PLEASE? Or I’ll summon my Dad”
”HA! I shall summon my thousand little fairies of Doom!”
Ginny waves her hands about and thousands of little fairies come giggling from the tap Dumbledore's old socks are sitting on. Neville looked at where the giggling came from and screams.
“NEVILLE! What’s up?”
”S…S…SOCKS! AHHHHHHHHH!”
With his last scream he falls to the floor dead as Ron checks on him.
“He’s dead”
“What are we going to do with him?”
”I dunno, flush him down the toilet?”
”Ok”
Ron picks him up and begins to head towards a toilet but is stopped by Hermione’s yell.
“What?”
“DO NOT ENTER! Sir Cadogan is flirting with the mermaid in there”
Ron shuddered at the thought and headed for the next toilet as Trelawney asks him for the price they would have to pay him for disposing of Neville’s dead body.
“I’m doing it for free.”
”Fair enough”
There was a large amount of flushing sounds as the body was flushed away, Malfoy came out the toilet looking relieved, Ginny’s fairies flew back into the sink, the sink never got married to Neville, Malfoy stole Harry’s tiara fixed it and is wearing it now, admiring himself in the mirror, Harry became the president of all pink fairies and all was well.
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Last edited by starlightangel; 11-16-2004 at 06:51 PM.
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11-16-2004, 06:03 AM
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|  Reality PoliceOfficial -()- Seeker
Conspiracy TheoristBlast-Ended Skrewt
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Great job up there  I swear, I was bursting out loud in laughter, alone in my house while reading -- it was particularly amusing when they flushed Neville's body down the toilet, and the end, utmost hilarious, precious, great job! Observation: In Malfoy entrance, though as funny as it is, I am not sure you are allowed that word in here so you better change it.
I unnoficially welcome you to the EEFF^^ Good job!
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11-16-2004, 06:55 PM
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| | Hippogriff
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YAY! thank you, and thanks for the compliments! i had loads of fun writing that one i shall enjoy giving stupid dares to others...*laughs evily and watches as a kid abonds bike and legs it in the opposite direction* ...
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11-19-2004, 02:28 PM
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|  Almighty Evil OneKnarl
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Hahaha very good. Congrats and welcome to the Elite Evil FF Darers.
Wow I haven't done this in the longest time.
Grab a promotion and cram it into your siggy, post a dare at your will, and go forth being both evil and elite.
By the way, put the dare at the end of your story....you don't want to give it away too early do you?
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11-25-2004, 05:34 PM
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| | Billywig
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Zymurgy had read you fic and enjoyed. Deal
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12-01-2004, 04:16 PM
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| | Hippogriff
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Ok thank you lol...
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12-10-2004, 05:11 AM
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| | Billywig
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Ha ha ha! I love it, Fleur!
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12-13-2004, 09:17 PM
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| | Hippogriff
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Harry moaned and rolled out of bed. Hitting the floor with a tremendous whack he screamed in agony as he realised he had fell on one of Neville’s stray shoes. Neville had been trying his hardest to learn how to tie one, and the affects were shoes left untied everywhere. This was pure delight to the house elves, but to everyone else Neville must speed up this process. Grabbing for his glasses he put them on. Opening his eyes Harry swore. A banner was straight above his head in bright pink letters and bearing the legend: WEDGIE DAY! This was not what Harry wanted in the morning; let alone knowing he had so much homework to do. Climbing up off the floor, Harry threw his covers back on the bed, turning round, he tied his dressing gown around his waist and went for the glass to have a drink; he revealed his back to the rest of his dorm. Perfect for a wedgie. Ron grinned and ran at top speed to where Harry was standing and pulled his boxers up as high as he could.
“WEDGIE! Happy wedgie day!”
“RON!”
“WEDGIE!”
”DEAN!”
WEDGIE!”
”SEAMUS!”
“Wedgie!”
“er Neville, can you um…let go please?”
“oh er yeah…sorry Harry”
Neville backed off blushing, realising that instead of grabbing the boxers like he had intended he had grabbed hold of his dressing gown and pulled it up, not doing a thing. The smothered laughs of Ron and Seamus made Neville turn an odd shade of red. Ten minutes later he was sitting down having breakfast in a decorated ‘wedgie day’ hall when Malfoy ran into the hall brandishing a pair of scissors. At once all slytherins covered their heads and charmed things to protect their hair. Malfoy however was running about with a demonic look across his features and ran about muttering:”Hair…must…cut…hair…HAIR!” At once this became clear and Malfoy had to settle to shaving Mrs Norris clean. Everyone else had covered his or her heads and anything else sprouting hair. Then much to Harry’s disappointment a wedgie was administered to anyone who passed through the doors to the main hall and Malfoy was also there. Scissors in hand and pouncing on anyone foolish enough to want a bad hair cut. Cries of anger and irritation came from several first years as Malfoy gave them all mullets. Hermione came bustling in hexing Malfoy on advance and looking rather interested.
“Have you heard? The whomping willow is refusing to whomp!”
”What!” said Ron “it can’t be! That’s not what it does! It always does!”
“er Hermione is that true?” Harry flicked his wand in the direction of an incoming shoe that Neville had thrown away in his annoyance. “I mean, it’s not going to refuse to whomp, it’s just what it does…”
”No Harry, it’s true, Flitwick’s going mental over it come see!” Dragging them out the hall and hexing Malfoy and anyone brave enough to give them wedgies Hermione dragged them past the skipping sheep that was being put on display by McGonagall for Christmas she pulled them out to where the Willow was and sure enough, there was Flitwick trying to teach the Tree how to whomp again. The tree however, crossed its branches and shook from side to side, Flitwick slumped visibly annoyed and slouched off as the Willow took up a pleased pose.
“Crickey”
“Well its not every day that tree decides not to whomp!”
“Well duh!”
They walked back to the hall as Neville screamed in triumph;”I’VE DONE IT! I CAN TIE MY SHOELACES!” And brandished the shoe gleefully only nobody had the heart to tell him that it had come undone…
Filches cries can still be heard when he found Mrs Norris. Harry is still receiving wedgies; they are getting hexes in return. Hermione is running from Malfoy and his scissors as we speak. The Whomping Willow has given whomping up entirely and has started fitness classes instead. Malfoy is still obsessed with hair and Neville is adamant that he tied that shoelace….
~Somebody with a Hair obsession (whether it is doing hair, cutting hair or their own hair, etc, you choose)
~someone learns to tie their shoelaces
~WEDGIE DAY
~the whomping willow refuses to whomp
and ~ skipping sheep put on a display..
Due Date: 31st/12/04
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12-15-2004, 04:10 PM
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| | Hippogriff
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Thanks just smileand nod! yours was a good one to do, i should have put it was your dare but i couldn't find who did it anyway glad you liked it! later!
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