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Lotus · 04-16-2004, 08:38 AM

Hey Spooticus!
I finally read it all.......good job. :flowersmile:

I love that Zy had a moustache.

Keep up the good work.

Zymurgy · 04-24-2004, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by fang01@Mar 10 2004, 01:44 PM
Zymurgy had attached the biggest bushy mustache you’ve ever seen and from the smell of it hadn’t taken a bath in weeks...

Of course, you know, this meens war...

(great stuff, by the way- keep it up!)

Sir_Spots · 09-09-2004, 07:56 PM

okay here is my response to Kirstie's dare.....enjoy

“Pancakes, get your pancakes,” the announcers voice could be heard over the ding of the crowd that had gathered that morning. It was the 338th annual breakfast bake off and the students had all gathered in the Great Hall as usual for the contest. The aroma of bacon, syrup, pancakes, and eggs all filled the air, mixing with the smell of coffee and hot cider that was boiling in large cauldrons at the ends of the tables. Professor Snape whisked in as one of the judges in the contests and poured himself a large tankard of coffee. “What, no milk?” he exclaimed. “We sent Hermione out to the stables with a bucket sir,” the trembling first year answered.

“colorrectus” Ron said pointing at his apples. “Ron, what on earth are you doing,” asked Harry. “I hate green apples,” answered Ron. “I only like red ones, why did God have to make green ones too?” Harry looked at him, “God didn’t make little green apples.” Ron replied, “yea, and it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime….”
“Huh?” asked Harry. “Oh, nevermind, I’ve just got to find a way to get rid of all these green apples.”

Out in the stables, Hermione was busy trying to milk ole Betsy, the Hogwarts milk cow. “Dangit” she exclaimed as she tried once again to sit down on the three legged stool. “Every time I sit down I fall over,” she said to her self and then she noticed, “no wonder……my left leg is longer than my right.” She pulled out her wand after falling two more times and pointed it at her right leg. ”Extendio” she said and watched in horror as her right leg now grew a foot beyond her left. “No wait!” she yelled but the damage had been done. “well I’ll just make the left one as long as the right, I always wanted to be taller anyway, [i]”extendio.”[i]

Back in the Great Hall the competition was roaring, no wait that was just Professor Snape…..”where’s my milk?” Anyway, bacon and egg dishes were being flung all around as the judging was getting intense. “No you can’t.” “Yes I can.” “Can not!” “Can too!!” “NOT” “TOO”
“Hey, you two” asked Harry, “what’s this all about?” “Lotus here says she can eat more pancakes than I can,” said Allie. “There’s no way you can keep up with me,” Lotus yelled back. “Can too” responded Allie. “No way,” said Lotus. “Way!” said Allie.

“How about if I judge you,” asked Harry trying to get the girls’ attention away from each other for a second. And Harry filled up each of their plates with heaping mounds of flapjacks, “ready, set, g” but before he could say go, he was knocked to the floor by both of the girls wrestling to get at their pancakes. It wasn’t long before the two of them were clawing and scratching each other in a catfight trying to steal way the others pancakes. Harry retreated back to his table just as he heard something that caught his attention. “OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhhhhh.” Harry couldn’t believe his ears. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”, came the noise in the hallway. “The Great Hall erupted with the response, “SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!”
“Absorbent and yellow and porous is he” “SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!” came the reply, this time with Harry joining in. He couldn’t believe it, his penpal, Spongebob Squarepants was here, here at Hogwarts. Harry looked at the doorway and watched in utter fits of laughter as Spongebob rode into the Hall on Hermione’s shoulders. She had messed up extending her legs so badly that now she resembled that guy at the circus that walks around on stilts. She must have been 15 feet tall. And she was wobbling all around trying to hold on to the bucket of milk and trying not to trip and fall. The whole Hall was on the floor dying in fits except for Snape. He ran across the tops of the tables and dove after the milk bucket. “Give me that bucket, give me it….oooooo, I love milk.” As Snape dove, he tripped over Allie and Lotus who were on the floor still clawing at each other and knocked out Hermione’s feet and she toppled over spilling the milk and Spongebob all over the girls and Snape. “Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish….Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebobbbbbbbbb, SQUAREPANTS.!”

Sir_Spots · 09-09-2004, 08:22 PM

and here's what Kirsties' dare was....

* Spongebob Squarepants comes to Hogwarts to meet his penpal Harry
*meanwhile, Ron is masterminding a secret scheme to rid the world of Green Apples
*Hermione is convinced one of her legs is longer than the other and tries to fix it magically - with hilarious results!
*Lotus and Allie (me4ron) compete in a pancake eating contest
*Snape falls in love... with a bucket of milk!

Taking Back Kirstie · 09-10-2004, 02:57 AM

hehehe i love that you know the words to the spongebob song

excellent dare Spots

Cassirin · 09-10-2004, 03:06 AM

You are all kinds of goofy, kiddo. Love it... and love your sense of humor. *pokes you* Thanks for the notify, bubby.

Biochemkris · 09-17-2004, 04:44 AM

Excellent story! It was hilarious. Let me find my favorite bit...

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Hermione was busy trying to milk ole Betsy, the Hogwarts milk cow. “Dangit” she exclaimed

hehehehe

09-29-2004, 12:20 AM

-Is laughing hysterically.- This is wonderfully great

.

HAHA!

Good job ^^

me4ron · 10-01-2004, 10:40 AM

'Tis great!
And I think you captured my character very professionally.

slipstick · 10-30-2004, 12:41 AM

A lot better than most dare fics. Plot holds together better.

Sir_Spots · 02-08-2006, 03:01 PM

well it's been ages since I did one of these but I accepted a dare and my response follows.... as you can tell it's in the form of a poem (go figure) enjoy, as always, the dare requirements follows the story....:ballcap: Spots

Thistle Purple

The sound of his steps could be heard day and night
As he ran through the halls of the castle
“It’s ole Dumbledore’s ghost chasing me on my right”
Neville said, “and it’s really a hassle.”

As he panted in place with a stitch in his side
And a desperate gaze on his face
“Is there no where to run, is there no where to hide?”
“Can’t a guy get a break in this place?”

“There’s a room that I know of,” said a small squeaky voice
“You can go there and hide, catch your breath”
Neville said, “you had better be sure of this choice?”
“Or you’ll die a ridiculous death.”

To the room of requirement Longbottom sped
With the graying figure still close behind
“I know this is where that brave first year had said”
“Now it’s only the door I can’t find”

So he paced and he paced with his hands on the wall
Near the portrait of a blond serving wench
And he kicked and he punched as he started to bawl
“What I’d give for a steel pipewrench”

On the third pass it happened, it all just appeared
And he quickly pushed open the door
He ran in as ole Dumbledore’s ghost disappeared
Then he tripped and fell flat on the floor

“What is this?” Neville said as he picked up the thing
And examined the edge that was torn
“That’s my pipe, give it back,” Neville heard the voice sing
As he turned to Professor Slughorn

“What has happened to you to have caused such a thing?”
Neville asked wondering how it occurred
“I have poisoned myself and can now only sing
Every time I try uttering a word.”

“That is sad,” Neville said as he tried not to laugh
“But ‘tis better to you than to me”
“I can order us room service on your behalf”
“Say, some crumpets or biscuits and tea”

Neville gave out commands, the elves brought them the stuff
And they ate as he sang them a song
“Hey I know that one,” Neville said strangely enough
So he asked, “mind if I sing along?”

As they belted out melodies slightly off key
The door open and MacGonagal walked in
“As the Headmistress I announce this new decree”
“Let the painting of Hogwarts begin!”

“In what color madam Headmistress?” both of them sang
“Seafoam green or in mulberry blue?”
“Or perhaps a nice powderpuff pinkish,” they rang
“No, I think thistle purple will do”

So they painted and painted and painted some more
Every inch of that secretive room
Til they realized now that they couldn’t find the door
“Is it here that we’ll all meet our doom?”

“Don’t be silly,” she said as she opened the door
With her wand and a flick of her hand
They ran out to the hall but then just as before
Neville’s troubles returned once again

As he dashed down the corridors now a rich purpley
No relief from his stress did he find
So wherever you see Neville once again, you will see
Dumbledore’s ghost follow closely behind :ballcap:

and the Dare requirements were:

evlpez's dare:
* McGonagall is Headmistress, and paints the whole castle thistle purple.
* Dumbledore's Ghost follows Neville around.
* Slughorn poisons himself, can't speak anymore but can only sing.
* A 'red shirt' first year must die a ridiculous death (red shirt = nameless, brave other character we've never seen before)
* You must make use of the following: a pipe, a pipewrench, a serving wench, room service, the room of requirement
Due: Feb. 13, 2006

Biochemkris · 02-08-2006, 03:22 PM

Wow, I didn't even remember that you had one of these threads. That was hilarious and a great poem, as usual. :ballcap:

Sir_Spots · 02-08-2006, 04:16 PM

hehe yea thanks, I forgot I had one too, the last EEFFD I did (about a month ago) I just posted in my poetry thread....I guess I should move it here too......:ballcap: Spots

X-Girl · 02-08-2006, 04:23 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH **STALKS** Awesome! :hail:

~~RQT XD

Sir_Spots · 02-08-2006, 07:27 PM

hehe thanks.......*is stalked*

angelwing · 02-08-2006, 08:36 PM

Hahahaha so cute! That was awesomeness Puppers. tee hee Slughorn and Neville singing together.....hehehe great! And I love the stalker DD ghost.

Sir_Spots · 02-09-2006, 05:24 PM

thanks, yeah I didn't know where that one would end up but....there you go...:ballcap:

Cassirin · 02-12-2006, 03:37 AM

Squee... I know I've been bad, but now I've read it. You're so great at rhyming... and making sense. I love that! *hugs* Excellent, excellent work, my Pup.

Sir_Spots · 02-12-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassirin

Squee... I know I've been bad, but now I've read it. You're so great at rhyming... and making sense. I love that! *hugs* Excellent, excellent work, my Pup.

thanks, these are tougher than regular poems but I think I'll try your dare next....wish me luck.....:ballcap: Spots

Sir_Spots · 02-20-2006, 11:08 PM

Okay, next dare, this one was Kris's and she left it wide open with few needed lines so I kept it short.......enjoy (as always the clues are at the end)

Mist of Fits

“It’s asphodel and monkshood root”
“You unintelligent child”
“And that won’t do, you nincompoop”
“You have to find it wild”

Professor Snape was all in fits
His students all affray
While trying to brew the “Mist of Fits”
They managed just hairspray

“A useless lot,” he told them all,
“I don’t know why I bother.”
“I try to teach and you all bawl”
“I’m not your dear sweet mother.”

He checks his watch, the end of class
“Tomorrow you WILL improve!”
“Just leave your samples in their flask”
The students begin to move.

Each one in turn will leave the space
And dread their next return
But Potions means it’s Snape they’ll face
If they expect to learn

“I’m starving after that,” they say
“The Professor is a ***"
“I thought we brewed a nice hairspray”
“Who’s cares for Mist of Fit?”

The Great Hall teams with many treats
With Caldron cakes piled high
“I’ll get some juice and find us seats”
“I’m craving pumpkin pie”

A chocolate muffin choice for Jim
A berry tart for Anna
“I’ll take some healthy fruit,” says Tim
“An orange and a banana.”

“Good choice,” says Jim, “to pick the fruits”
“It shows you have your wits”
“You should score well upon your NEWTS”
“Who needs the Mist of Fits?”:ballcap:

Kris's dare was:

* Someone has a craving for pie (you choose what kind)
* Snape must play a role (big or small)
* You should include the following items: hairspray, a watch, and a banana

X-Girl · 02-20-2006, 11:14 PM

Wow, They get even better! You're awesome Spots!

Cheers to more! :cheers:

~~RQT XD

angelwing · 02-21-2006, 08:30 PM

Awww that was soo good! LOL. Totally loved Snape in that one tee hee. Can definitely tell it was one of Kris' dares lol. It was great Puppers *hugs* very very entertaining.

Sir_Spots · 02-21-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by XoxXtinaxox09

Wow, They get even better! You're awesome Spots!

Cheers to more! :cheers:

~~RQT XD

hehe that's cause you're just too easy to please.........*kiss*
thanks tina

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Originally Posted by angelwing

Awww that was soo good! LOL. Totally loved Snape in that one tee hee. Can definitely tell it was one of Kris' dares lol. It was great Puppers *hugs* very very entertaining.

yea, Snape involved.....of course it's Kris's dare.....tehee