yes, very good.
here's some more- i cant find the song though... it seems that it hasnt actually been released yet.

Well, actually, your author has been searching for two hours for the lyrics, and can’t find them anywhere. But the general gist is ‘I’m going to be a rockstar.’ And it’s pretty much repeated too many times for it to be a good song.
However, Hermione sung it very well, and after she had finished her song, the doors burst open and none other than the whole Elite Evil gang came in.
Cass, Zy and Lotus immediately jumped onto the stage and started singing:

Cass: Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just covering up

Zy: Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I got in a little hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and kill the yellow man

Cass: Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
I go down to see the V.A. man
He said "Son don't you understand"

Lotus: Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U-

‘Wait a second,’ Lotus stopped singing. ‘I was not born in the USA- I’m not singing this!’ and with that Lotus jumped off the stage again, followed by a groaning Zy and an almost tearful Cass.
However, now that the room is once again quiet, we can hear the conversation that Hermione is having with Caity and Allie (that’s me).

We would like you to consider leaving Hogwarts and coming to work at our recording studio.’ Caity said to an awed Hermione.
‘WOW!’ Hermione gushed. ‘The Caitlin and The Allie want me to record with them! What an honour. Of course I would.’
That night was very exciting for Hermione. Two of the most famous singers in the wizarding world wanted her to sing with them!
The three of them waited until the end of the other performances (Ginny, Quantamus and Kirsty all singing :
K: Everybody's talkin'
But they don't say a thing
They look at me with sad eyes
But I don't want their sympathy
It's cool you didn't want me
Sometimes you can't go back
But why'd you have to go and make a mess like that?
Well I just have to say
Before I let go...

Q: Have you ever been low?
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
'Cause what you did was low

G: No I don't need your number
There's nothing left to say
Except I never thought it'd hurt this much to be saved
My friends are outside waiting
I've gotta go

Q: Have you ever been low? (K: have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
'Cause what you did was low
What you did was low
What you did was low
What you did was low

K: I walk out of this darkness
With no sense of regret
And I go with a clear conscience
We both know that you can't say that
Here's to show
For all the time I loved you so
So...

G: Have you ever been low? (K: have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
'Cause what you did was low

Q: Have you ever been low? (K: have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
When the truth came out
Were you the last to know?
Were you left out in the cold?
'Cause what you did was low

K: Have you ever been low? (have you ever been)
Have you ever had a friend that let you down so?
Q, K & G: 'Cause what you did was low...

And Hoiq, born2mugglez and Luna Lovegood sung the following:
H: Well you can say I’m plain Jane
But it ‘s not the same, I ain’t into
Big names, but I lke nice things
I like boxin’ matches and the football games
I wouldn’t mind bein’ an actress
But I love to sing
I like going out, taken walks ‘n’ stuff
I don’t run with many girls cause they talk too much
I enjoy quiet nights at home and
Curl up next to ya-though I ain’t
A virgin that don’t mean I’m havin’
L: Cause anywhere I go I’m spotted
And anything I want I got it
5”5 with brown eyes, smile like the sun rise.
Cause anywhere I go I’m spotted
And anything I want I got it
5”5 with brown eyes, smile like the sun rise.

B2M: Baby look me in the eyes
And tell me if
I’m the kind f girl ya lke
I’m feeling you
Cause baby you’re my kind of guy
That’s what it is
Think about it you just might
Wanna run with this
All night long
And if ya want me we can keep this goin’
But let me tell you I’m the type that’s strong
And I don’t trust a lot of men I’m independent
I ain’t like some other women
L: Cause anywhere I go I’m spotted
And anything I do I want I got it
5”5 with brown eyes, smile like the sun rise.
Cause anywhere I go I’m spotted
And anything I do I want I got it
5”5 with brown eyes, smile like the sun rise.

H: Ven Aqi, Ven Aqi mama, baby girl I don’t
You know you are a star, I see we could take a little
Trip to me casa, spend a night popin’ cris in
The hot tub, see I ain’t never seen no girl like you.
Every sexy little thing you do 5”5 brown eyes with your thick thighs.

Yes, they really did, I was as shocked as you are. They wanted to sing ‘Oops oh My’ by Tweet, but were aware that young children might later read of their escapades and attempt to emulate their dance moves.
Then Cyrene, Jen and Gill_boo and Harry stole the crowd with:
I’m a lonely boy
I live beneath the staircase
My cousin is real bad
He makes my life a sad state
The Durselys are my guardians
they are so mean and evil
If only I had some magic powers
Surely I cold make them tremble.
4 privet drive is where I lay my head
I wish that I could got to another place instead
I am Harry potter
I am Harry potter
Today I got a letter
In the mail
My uncle took it right away from me
But more and more kept coming here
The letters jammed the living room
So they took me to a hotel
And on the 11th birthday I finally saw the writing on the card and it said
I am a wizard
I am a wizard
I am Harry potter
I am Harry potter

And although this was not a competition, they won hands down.
Next Jen W, Padfoot, and Elizabeth sung with Ron:

You see, I had a plan.
(Nobody could possibly fall in love with Harry on their own accord, there must be something magical happening here. Ron thought.
And as we all know, he was right, wasn’t he?
‘Psssst, Ron come here.’ It was me, the author and I was hiding underneath Harry’s invisibility cloak.
‘What is it? Who is it? Where are you?’ he asked, confusion dominating his face.
‘Here,’ I said, getting annoyed, and a hand appeared from about 1 metre left of where Ron was standing.
‘Wha-’ he started.
But I pulled him underneath the cloak too, and started to whisper in a low voice.
‘Now, I don’t know why I am helping you with this, because you are waay too good for Hermione, and you deserve somebody who appreciates you,’ I said, batting my eyelashes- which was really quite pointless because we were both invisible at this point. ‘But here we go; Hermione has this… talent- so to speak. She can sing and make whatever she is singing come true. Now I suggest, if you really don’t want Harry and Hermione to be in love, then in your performance, you sing a song, and make her sing along. Now make sure this song is long and that it is one that you will want her to sing along to. I can maneuver Harry so that he is standing in front of her, and then, voila!’ I whispered to him.
But sadly, Ron is not as quick as one might hope.
‘What?’ he asked again.
‘Look,’ I said exasperatedly. ‘Just get up there with Jen, Padfoot and Elizabeth and find a song that you want her to sing along to, okay?’ I said very slowly. Really, boys. Tut, tut.
I then pushed Ron onto the stage and turned on his mic.
This plan was foolhardy, all we needed was for Hermione to sing along to Ron’s song and it was a done deal.)
But alas.
They started singing: (click here to sing along)
Ron & Hermione: PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal PUFF,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
‘Oh, no.’ I said. Hermione was singing along. And with a loud POP, Puff the magic dragon appeared in the middle of the room, but they kept singing.
Jen & Hermione: OH PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Padfoot & Hermione: Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on PUFF's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when PUFF roared out his name
Puff seemed to be thoroughly enjoying his song, and was dancing along.
Ron & Hermione : OH, PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Jen & Hermione : A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And PUFF that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
Puff howled. He picked up Draco Malfoy and in one movement had swallowed him whole.
By now Hermione seemed to have realized her talent and started singing faster.
Padfoot & Hermione : PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Ron & Hermione: His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
PUFF no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, PUFF could not be brave,
So PUFF that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave.
All: Oh! PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
And with another POP, Puff had gone. Thank god for that.
But Draco Malfoy was nowhere to be seen. ‘Don’t worry,’ said Caity, ‘He’ll be in my ro- I mean… he’ll turn up.’ She consoled Crabbe and Goyle, who were the only ones who seemed to be at all affected by the loss.
After the event of meeting a dragon inside their school, and seeing it eat one of their fellow students, most people left, and the only people still waiting around were Ron, Hermione, Harry and the Elite Evil of course.
‘Well,’ I said, ‘I think it’s time we got a chance to sing, don’t you Caity? After all, we are the best singers in the world.’ Caity nodded and Hermione started to protest, but stopped herself. She vowed never so sing again.
So me and Caity got up on stage and sang spectacularly i might add:

Caity: So what am I not supposed to have an opinion
Should I be quiet just because I'm a woman
Call me a witch cos I speak what's on my mind
Guess it's easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled
When a female fires back
Suddenly the target don't know how to act
So he does what any little boy will do
Making up a few false rumors or two
That for sure is not a man to me
Slanderin' names for popularity
It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
But now it's time for me to come and give you more to say
Me: This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder!
Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave them proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
Caity: Nobody can hold us down
Nobody can hold us down
Nobody can hold us down
Never can, never will
So what am I not supposed to say what I'm saying
Are you offended by the message I'm bringing
Call me whatever cos your words don't mean a thing
Guess you ain't even a man enough to handle what I sing
If you look back in history
It's a common double standard of society
The guy gets all the glory the more he can score
While the girl can do the same and yet you call her a girl
I don't understand why it's okay
The guy can get away with it & the girl gets named
All my ladies come together and make a change
Start a new beginning for us everybody sing
This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
What do we do girls?
Shout louder!
Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
Me:
Check it - Here's something I just can't understand
If the guy have three girls then he's the man
He can either give us some head, sex her off
If the girl do the same, then she's a girl
But the table's about to turn
I'll bet my fame on it
Cats take my ideas and put their name on it
It's aiight though, you can't hold me down
I got to keep on movin'
To all my girls with a man who be tryin to mack
Do it right back to him and let that be that
You need to let him know that his game is whack
And Alli and Caity got your back
Caity:But you're just a little boy
Think you're so cute, so coy
You must talk so big
To make up for small lil' things
So you're just a little boy
All you'll do is annoy
You must talk so big
To make up for small lil' things
This is for my girls...
This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder!
Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
Me and Caity: This is for my girls all around the world
Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout louder!
Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave 'em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can't hold us down
Spread the word, can't hold us down.
And that’s the end of that one.

and the requirements:
Caity's Dare:
*a kareoke party must be held
*a well known female character must discover she has an amazing voice and will decide to put out a CD and becomes very stuck up
*the author of the fic must make an appearance
*I must make an appearance(my name is Caitlin or Caity)
*Puff the Magic Dragon must kidnap Draco
*due Dec. 8

Hahahahahaha! UH OH, my Evil good looks seemed to have charmed Ron. Run for the hills, AAAAAAAAHHH! :o

My most hugest appollogies for not being able to read and respond sooner, but lots of stuff has been popping up this last week.
I've read it all and, WOW that must have taken a while.
Brilliant work.
Sorry bout that, I'd be glad to sing, 'I come from a land down under'.
"You better run, you better take cover." My singing is not the greatest.

Well I'd have to join you on stage, Naturally.

Kill everyone with my Aussie Accent, and "Wonderful" singing.

Brilliant update, but a question, when I was singing, was I actually singing about a guy or girl? It confuzzled me thats all?! :flowersmile:

oh that was so awesome!! iloved it!!! busted a gut laughing! haha we are better singers then Hermione muahahaha

Oh, Allie... I'm sorry we neglected your lovely story. Here you are, creating literary magic and we're all off being evil elsewhere. I'm glad I finally swung around to read your fic, though... nice. Even if I do cry a bit in it... I am a bit of a baby.

I'm glad you had me sing a song I actually know... I'm really old and I don't know ANY music, apparently. But I do know Born in the USA. And 'I Come from the Land Down Under,' as the case would be... I know it too.

And your first story was brilliant as well, but it was a long time ago and I'm having trouble recalling it except for the climbing of the opera house. I don't know anything about John Howard, but you effectively squashed him. Nice!

why thankyou, thankyou very much
*takes evil bow*

and rest assured Ashlee, you were a girl.... singing about i guy... i think
it's been ages since i heard that song, so i cant remember who sings what.
but it's by City High... so i'm pretty sure it's mostly the girl singing

i'm so glad you guys finally made it to my fic
i was getting pretty lonely at one point there

Here's Kirstie's dare:

Our story begins in the forbidden forest.
Ron and Harry had decided that they had spent too long without saving somebody’s life so they headed towards the forbidden forest thinking that surely there would be something in there that they could do.
When they were about five minutes in and near a small clearing they heard what sounded like metal clattering together and, being the heroes they are, they went to investigate.
‘Wow, Harry look,’ Ron said in awe; ‘it’s Kirstie The Evil and … but why?’
He had good reason to ask why. Kirstie was one-by-one summoning the suits of armour from the castle and throwing them into a small pond.
They watched as she threw in five more, and summoned another- but when it came it wasn't too happy about being thrown into the lake.
'No, leave me alone!' it yelled as Kirstie attempted to pick it up.
'NO,' she fought back. 'you are a suit of armour, you do not talk.' she told it definantly.
This was when Harry realized that this particular suit of armour was not made out of metal. In fact, upon looking closer, Harry saw that Kirstie was trying to throw a struggling silver-painted Draco Malfoy into the pond.
'No, you dont understand,' he was trying to reason with her. 'I am not a suit of armour, I am a boy, A BOY I TELL YOU!'
'Dont be stupid,' Kirstie had stopped trying to throw him into th elake by now, but was keeping a firm hold onto him. 'Boys arent silver. Boys are people-coloured. Isn't that right, Pumpkin?' she said to a tree.
Harry and Ron peered out oce more from their hiding place to examine the tree more closely. then it moved, and started to speak, 'How many times have i saked you not to call me Pumpkin. My name is Aragon. Say it with me A-R-A-G-O-N.' he said slowly as Kirstie mouthed the words soundlessly.
'Yes, alright A-R-A-G-O-N,' she said smiling evilly, 'Now help me to throw this disagreeable suit of armour into the pond. I've only got five left after this one.' And you could see it too. Being that it was a shallow pond that Kirstie was throwing them into, in the middle, there was now a large pile of metal protruding from the water.

sorry if there are any mistakes in it. Word isnt working on my computer so i have to use some other really bad programme without spell-check to type it on.

okies, all done:
'E-Excuse me,' Harry said to Kirstie coming out from his hiding place. 'But, why exactly do you feel the need to steal all of the suits of armour from Hogwarts?' he asked hesitantly.
'I wouldnt expect a tortise like you to understand. But my second-cousin-thrice-removed's aunt's father's therapist is a fish. You see, the fish are planning a rebellion against the sharks. They dont want to be associated with such brutal animals, and i have been asked to help them, and get them some sutis of armour to wear in their rebellion. Nautrally I need to put these suits of armour into the pond for the fish to be able to try them on. Those awful sharks. They call us fish family and them they eat us.' and with that there was a loud POP and Kirtie transformed into a fish.
'You're quite right, Evil One.' said a silver Malfoy, who was still there, after being given in-numbeable chances to run away. 'Fish are friends, not food. I'm sorry, we shouldn't have been eating you.' and with that he transformed into a shark. 'Ha, Ha, Hah,' Malfoy did his shark laugh. 'But you just smell so nice. Would you mind terribly if I just ate a finn or two?'
'EEEEK!' Kirstie fish-squeeked. 'Help, Help!'
Ron and Harry ran forwards, only just remembering why they had come into the forbidden forest in the first place. But they were too late. Malfoy was slithering (as I imagine sharks would if they didnt have water to swim in.) towards Kirstie.
'NOOOOOOOOO!!' Aragon shouted, and dived for Kirstie. He reached her just in time, and picked her up, sprouting wings and flying off with Kirstie-the fish into the sunset (which was quite remarkably seeing as it was 11.00 in the morning.
'Thanks Pumpkin,' she could be heard saying from the sky, 'You saved my life.'
Harry and Ron toddled back to the castle miserably, not having saved anybody's life today. 'Darn Pumpkin,' Ron could be heard mmbling.

Here's the origional dare

Kirstie McGonagal's dare:
*Aragorn from LOTR must appear and save someone's life
*Malfoy must say "Fish are friends, not food"
*someone sprouts wings and flies away
* My name must come up in conversation
* All the suits of Armour get stolen by ...
Due date Dec 4th

That was....um....very unique. :scarejulie:
Hahaha I loved it.
Totaly different from mine and Cass's versions of that dare.
Yay, now do another one!

thankyou
alright, here's Lotus' dare.
well... the beginning of it anyway.

It was another day, and Harry, Ron and Hermione were all sitting in their usual spots in Potions.
'Please, Ron, tell us what you're up to...' Harry and Hermione kept springing this question on Ron in hope of an answer that was not, 'You'll see,' or 'not telling.'
They knew he was planning something, because he had been looking smug all day and let's face it, Ron isn't that great at keeping secrets. They had already deduced that he was planning a prank, and were quite afraid that it might occur in potions class. They were also sure that it had something to do with Green-and-pink-yellow-bellied-kittens, because Ron had been talking about them all day.
Harry was so intent upon finding out what Ron was planning that he was paying no attention to the musical potion that he was supposed to be making. He would simply sprinkle some mandrake root in here and some spiders legs there, receiving many a glare form Hermione.
Finally, with 15 minutes to go until the end of the class, there was a purr from the door and a Green-and-pink-yellow-bellied-kitten appeared at the door. Everybody watched as it strutted up to Snape and nudged his ankle and pushed him out of the door.
'Draco,' Snape commanded as he was pushed out of the classroom by the Green-and-pink-yellow-bellied-kitten, 'take the class while I'm gone.'
While all of this was happening, Ron (who Harry had previously thought was good at pranking, but had changed his mind after seeing the colourful kitten enter the classroom) added some flobberworm mucus to Hermione's potion and went back to his place.
When Hermione turned around, she was horrified to see that her potion was not the acid green that it had been when she had turned away, but a deep purple.
'No!' She said, 'What happened to my potion? It was fine before... oh deary me.' and she trailed off, adding every ingredient in her reach to make her potion regain it's green-ness.

*drums finger tips together*
"Excelent!"

it's not much, but

Ron smirked, and was just about to nudge Harry when Malfoy spoke.
'Now, class. I have been left in charge of you, so you will do what I say.' Draco Malfoy said, getting out his wand and walking around the classroom. 'Well,' he said as he stopped at Harry's cauldron. 'This potion looks... interesting. Why don't you try tasting it, Potter and let's see if it really does make you musical.' he did one of his famous Malfoy smirks.
Harry started to protest, but Malfoy held up his wand pointing it at Harry's heart. 'Right,' Harry said, as he slowly spooned some of his potion into a goblet and raised it to his mouth.
'Wait,' Professor Malfoy said slowly peering into Hermione's cauldron as she turned a loverly shade of magenta- not unlike the colour of her potion was by now. 'Why dont the three of you all take them together? If they are correct, you should all start singing at the same time.' he smirked, watching closely for any emotion on Harry's face.
Ron and Hermione spooned some of their potions into goblets as well and they all raised them to their mouths and sipped them simulltaniously.

Then what? Then what?

Ron smirked, and was just about to nudge Harry when Malfoy spoke.

Now, class, I have been left in charge of you, so you will do what I say.' Draco Malfoy said, getting out his wand and walking around the classroom. 'Well,' he said as he stopped at Harry's cauldron. 'This potion looks... interesting. Why don't you try tasting it, Potter and let's see if it really does make you musical.' he did one of his famous Malfoy smirks.

Harry started to protest, but Malfoy held up his wand pointing it at Harry's heart. 'Right,' Harry said, as he slowly spooned some of his potion into a goblet and raised it to his mouth.
'Wait,' Professor Malfoy said slowly peering into Hermione's cauldron as she turned a loverly shade of magenta- not unlike the colour of her potion was by now. 'Why don’t the three of you all take them together? I

If they are correct, you should all start singing at the same time.' he smirked, watching closely for any emotion on Harry's face.
Ron and Hermione spooned some of their potions into goblets as well and they all raised them to their mouths and sipped them simultaneously.

Harry was the first to react.
He jumped out of his seat and started jumping all over the classroom.

First he jumped onto the table and started doing some Irish Dancing. He then jumped right back off again and did five spectacular forward flips, landing right in frount of Malfoy. He continued on like this for a while, but nobody noticed because now Hermione was making a lot of noise.
'Ewwww,' she screamed, 'YUCK, mud!' and indeed, instead of any recognizable potion, Hermione had made mud.

Harry, who was still bouncing about the room knocked over her cauldron in the fuss of it all and it spilled all over Malfoy's potion notes.
'NOOOOO!' Malfoy shouted as he dived into the mud to recover his notes. But it was too late. they were very soggy and illegible by the time he had saved all of them.
Just as Malfoy had screamed 'NOOO!' Ron's potion had kicked in.

It seemed that he was now allergic to that word so to speak.
'ggfd gisnmf gisbf' he said to Hermione. And seeing the look in her face, he tried again, this time speaking very slowly and announcing every syllable. 'ggfd gisnmf gisbf.' But to no avail.
'Ron,' Hermione said, as if she were speaking with a child. 'Can you hear me?'
'Filupunka chiknaer!' he said eagerly.

Hermione was about to answer him, when there was a loud voice echoed through the room.
'Good afternoon students,' it was Professor Snape. 'I would like to inform you that as of this evening all teachers in Hogwarts will be on strike because we have conference and all agreed that there is a definite lack of animal-repellent charms around this school.

Until our agreements are met, we refuse to teach anything but horse-riding. There will be a rodeo held at the end of the week to test the skills of the top four riders.' and that was the end of it.
Everybody was so shocked at this news that they all just waddled out of the room, Malfoy looking very put-out that his teaching days were over.
The week which followed was very eventful.

Some of the teachers were good at teaching rodeo riding, but others didn’t seem to have the talent for it- Professor Snape was one of these people. This upset him, because he was the one who had been responsible for the strike in the first place.
Saturday rolled around and at breakfast that morning and everybody was anxious to hear of who would be competing in the rodeo.

Professor Snape stood up and everybody went quiet.
‘It is my pleasure to inform you that Hermione Granger, Cho Chang, Justin Finch-Fletchly and Draco Malfoy will compete against each other for the house Rodeo Cup. Please precede to e the quidditch pitch after breakfast. Thank you.’ He sat back down again next to Dumbledore, and Harry saw that there was a glint in his eye, and he looked very smug

upon turning to Snape and starting a conversation.
15 minutes later there was a loud clatter and everybody rose to attend the rodeo.
Hermione in particular was very excited. ‘Naturally I knew I would be the representative for Gryffindor, I have been taking riding lessons since I was three. Oh Harry, do you think I’ll win?’ she kept asking on the way down.
Harry was thoroughly sick of this by ab

about the second time, so he decided to engage Ron in conversation. This turned out be quite a mistake.
‘So, Ron, when do you think the strike will finish?’ Harry asked him.
‘Well,’ Ron started, ‘Flanprithy lonky widosoo.’
That’s right. Ron’s potion still hadn’t worn off...
Harry gave up on him too and instead averted his gaze to Dumbledore. He was still looking very smug, and eying the teachers

almost maliciously.
When everybody was seated in the stadium, Snape took the stage and got out his wand. He pointed it at himself immediately his Voice was magnified 100 times.
‘Now, would you please welcome the lovely horses we have hired for our four finalists.’ He waved a hand in the direction of a dressing room and those in the right position could see that there were four palominos trying to

enter the stadium. There seemed to be an animal repellant charm surrounding the stadium.
Dumbledore was soon beside Snape and was looking even smugger than he had earlier.
‘I am pleased to announce that the strike is off!’ he boomed. ‘The requirements of the teacher have been met and classes can now return to normal.’
There was a very relieved round of applause after this announcement.

‘However,’ Dumbledore continued. ‘It would be such a shame for a day like this to go to waste. Would the four finalists all like to come on down to compete in a series of egg-and-spoon-races.’ He smiled widely and everybody laughed. Well, everybody except Hermione.
‘Go on Hermione,’ Harry said, ‘I think you’ll win.
‘flquinta chepinsee.’ Ron agreed.

1. Hogwarts holds the National Rodeo Championships, and 4 poeple of your choosing must participate.
2. Malfoy dives into a pool of mud.
3. Someone gets chased out of class by an animal of your own creation.
4. The teachers strike because there is a shortage of........
5. Harry, Ron and Hermione mess up their potions and are forced to drink it, each has different side effects.
Due date: 9th Dec.

me4ron's computer isn't working so she asked me to post that message i just posted before. So it's me4ron's message not mine ok?!

Yay, me4ron! Nice work on the fics. I particularly liked Pumpkin!Aragorn. He was much grumier than my Aragorn, who was just kinda blood-thirsty.

I want to know how Draco got painted silver. Would it be okay with you if I just imagined it was some sort of Evil Eliter's work?

Can't wait to see what's next.

excellent work me4ron! i loved the fact that Aragorn saved my life - hehehe.

go the kitten - you show Snape who's boss!!

thanks guys
and i think it was the Elite Evil who painted Draco silver

i didnt know how to make Aragon, cuz i've only seen 1 & 1/2 of the LOTR movies- but i tried as hard as i could :unsure:

i gotta fly
bie bie

Therk kaitat diomgredith.
Darn, I knew I should never drink anything Draco gives me. It must have been some of Ron's potion.
Well, he should learn that it's not a good idea to prank one of the Elite.

Excellent job, me4ron... All the stories are very good... Especially the "Karaoke" story...
Post more soon...

And btw, no one has answered your questions from the beginning...
Poulard is the french translation of Hogwarts...
Madame Marsh was the same witch who rode the Knight Bus and was dropped off somewhere, this is in PoA...