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11-15-2003, 06:04 AM
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:sorcerer: sounds good keep posting! :sorcerer:
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11-15-2003, 06:21 AM
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Mwaha....Chicken!!!! hehe...more please...
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11-15-2003, 06:57 AM
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alright
here u go Harry looked around him to see his classmates Hermione was stirring and Ron was rolling on the ground wrestling with a chair. ‘Get your own booger flavoured bean, this one’s mine. Not go away before I bite you.
Harry poked Ron hard in the back and he sat up immediately, looking embarrassed. ‘Err, hi Harry. Nice day isn’t it?’
Harry looked at him and let out a snort of laughter, and soon he and Ron were again rolling around on the floor laughing. This woke up the other students immediately and they all sat up groaning, holding their backs.
‘That was a nice bit of magic that Professor Flax did. To make a whole room of people fall asleep simultaneously? Wow, they don’t teach that at Hogwarts.’ Hermione said in awe, after waking up herself.
The lesson was now well and truly over and into the lunch hour, so the class made its way out of the classroom and into the great hall for lunch.
But they were met by a quite appalling sight. There, in the middle of the great hall was Draco Malfoy- singing?
And sitting on a big pink chair was Pansy Parkinson, enjoying every second of it.
heeheehe haahahaa hooohoohohohho
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11-15-2003, 07:14 AM
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*Snarl laugh cackle snarl*Mwaha...that was very evil...more soon....
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11-15-2003, 07:26 AM
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why thankyou
here's the rest Harry watched horrified as he sang to her;
Aint no mountain high
aint no valley low
aint no river wide enough baby
if u need me call me
no matter where u r
no matter how far
dont worry baby
ill be there in a hurry ya
u dont have to worry
caz baby there aint no mountain high enough
aint no valley low enough
aint no river wide enough
to keep me from gettin to u babe
remember the day when i sent u free
i told u u could always always count on me girl
Etcetera, etcetera.
‘Love potion,’ Hermione whispered.
This explained it. Harry looked back at Pansy and saw that she had a look of satisfaction on her face.
Ron and Harry burst out laughing for the second time in ten minutes and walked back up to their common room.
But before they got there, they heard sound from inside the same classroom that Harry had seen Snape in before charms, and they both looked into the room to see what was going on.
‘I’ll get you, you stupid boggart, come out and I’ll get you once and for all.’
And that it did. A drawer burst open and out it came. It was- Hermione.
Harry and Ron exchanged looks and turned back to the Hermione-boggart.
‘Ha!’ she said. ‘I got outstanding in my OWLs for potions. And you got… what? Satisfactory? I’m sorry, I’m going to have to take your teaching post. You’ll understand…’ she took his hand and shook it, then held her own hand up to him for him to kiss it. He did so grudgingly and then fainted. The Hermione- boggart opened the drawer from which it had some and stepped beck into it, smiling happily.
Harry and Ron both looked at eachother again and turned away from the door. They started back to the commonroom, talking all the way about how extremely odd Snape is.
all done
now i should really study
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11-15-2003, 07:29 AM
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i 4got to put in teh origional dare again
here it is;
Padfoot122's dare:
1.snape must kissed Hermione (is that allowed?)
2. lupin must say he loves the smell of socks
3. drao must sing "ain't no mountain high enough" (don't no the song, pm me )
4. ron must say "get ur own booger favored bean"
5. You must apear in the ff and do the evil chicken dance!
Due date: 18th Nov.
i'm very proud of myself, i did it in less than 2 hours
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11-15-2003, 07:35 AM
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hehe...good good!!! lalala!!! Mwahhaha!! more!!!
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11-15-2003, 09:01 AM
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:flowersmile: why thankyou for your... insightful comments
are you wearing your pink tights today?
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11-15-2003, 10:38 AM
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Very funny! I ADORED Snape practicing kissing on the mirror on your first dare! I laughed out loud at that one! They are all so funny!
Can't wait for more!
It's GOOD to be evil!
MWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!
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11-15-2003, 02:39 PM
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This is REALY SUPER COOL!!!!! he he he. neville the super hero. thats good. keep up the good work. *thumbs up*
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11-29-2003, 11:14 AM
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okay, i'm really sorry i havent updated in 13.75 days. but i have had so many exams and alike.
but now i am free to write to my little heart's content.
Until Thursday. Thursday i leave for London
okies. here you go: When Harry and Ron got up to the common room of the house which the author cannot remember how to spell properly, they saw a large group of students milling around a notice board.
Ron, being much taller than Harry pushed his way to the frount to see what was happening.
He read aloud:
‘” All 6th year students are invited to spend a weekend in Sydney, Australia for background research a on history of magical farming assignment to be set for History of Magic. Please sign your name below if you are interested.” Etcetera, etcetera. Blimey, an assignment already? Oh well waddyusay? Should we go?’
‘Yeah, why not,’ Harry replied.
And with that Ron grabbed a pen from Seamus (who just happened to be standing next to him dispensing pens for disorganized students), and signed his, and then Harry’s name on the bottom of the list under Hermione’s signature, which was to nobody’s surprise the first and the neatest on the list.
That evening followed with an abundance of eventful conversations, but as the author was did not witness any of these first hand, she has neglected to tell of these on Neville’s evidence alone.
This being the case, our story continues the following Saturday at 6.00 AM.
give me a few minutes and i'll post some more
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11-29-2003, 01:17 PM
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okies- here's some more
‘Harry, Ron -wake up- it’s time to leave,’ Hermione yelled up the stairs that lead to the boy’s dormitory, consequentially waking everybody else in the house, too.
Harry woke up and jumped out of bed, expecting that if he looked at the clock he would find that it was 8.30 and that they had half an hour to get ready.
‘It’s awfully dark this morning.’ Harry thought to himself as he got dressed and left the dormitory. On his way out he poked Ron hard in the back to wake him up. Ron groaned. Harry walked out. The author’s computer’s spell-check put many a squiggly green line under her work for using such short sentences.
‘Hi Hermione,’ Harry called drearily down the staircase when he saw her and walked down to meet her. ‘I’m so tired, it’s like it’s 5.00 AM. Are you sure its time to leave right now?’ Harry asked, suddenly getting suspicious.
‘Of course, it’s not 5.00 AM, it’s six,’ seeing the angry look on Harry’s face, she changed tack, ‘but we really do have to be up now, because I was just in the library and I found this great book on the history of magical farming and it focuses on Australia in particular,’
Hermione pulled out a very thick and old-looking book from her book bag and handed it to Harry, whose knees buckled under its weight- but he managed to stand up as straight as possible and grin so that Hermione didn’t think that he was small and weak (which he was- to some extent). The book was so old that the title was covered with dust, but Harry wasn’t that interested anyway. However he had found over the years that when Hermione got excited about school work the best way to handle her was to act as though he was interested as well. So Harry put on his face what he thought must look like an interested face- but he couldn’t be sure- the book seemed to be getting heavier and heavier.
‘Although, after doing some reading I’ve found that Sydney is just a city, and the real farms are out in the country- but it will be really interesting to see the weather that crops are grown in and the soil types.’ Hermione sounded thoroughly excited.
Harry- who couldn’t think of anything less interesting than the weather and soil types of an island that was on the other side of the world- put down the book on a nearby table as he tried to look interested in Hermione’s babblings on the climate in different parts of Australia.
it's not much but it took me ages to write.... reading over it i see that it's all pretty pointless to the overall plot- which i havent really though up yet- but i'm guessing it's unrelated
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11-30-2003, 07:05 AM
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here's some more... That morning passed very slowly and it was a long time before Ron came downstairs and everybody was ready to leave for Sydney.
All of the 6th year Gryffondors went down to the great hall together for a quick breakfast and then hurried outside waiting for the school bus.
It came ten minutes late, but came nonetheless and everybody climbed on ready for it to take them to their destination.
After a flash and a bang and a very loud ‘poof’ (as well as an ‘aggggggghhhhh, help!’ from Neville), the students got out again and saw the opera house standing tall in frount of them.
There was an ‘Oooh’ from Lavender and an ‘Ahhh’ from Pavarati and very violent regurgitation of breakfast from Neville after the bus ride. This scared both Pavarati and Lavender so much that they both ran as fast as they could towards the opera house- that is- until Lavender ran headfirst into an old, balding man with very (VERY) large eyebrows.
‘Er, sorry, sir,’ Pavarati apologized sincerely to the man, but you could see on her face that she was thinking ‘this man is too ugly to be true.’
‘Do you know who you are talking too, young lady?’ the man said rudely.
But at that moment Hermione stepped up. She held out a hand to the man, which he ignored. ‘Good morning Prime Minister,’ She said in a would-be polite voice; ‘Pavarati, Lavender, this is Mr. John Howard, he is the prime minister of Australia.’ She looked around at her fellow students for impact. ‘he is the one whom introduced the GST, non tax-payers of Australia loose an extra ten percent of their money on purchases, excepting only some food, but not the necessary sanitary products that women need.’ She said all of this in one breath.
Mr. Howard did not seem impressed.
‘I would not expect a stupid child like you to understand my policies thoroughly, so I will excuse you from joining the thousands of young asylum seekers that I have so inhumanely placed indefinitely in detention centres situated in the hot deserts as I do with many others who dare to disagree with me. But be warned; the prime minister of Australia is after you, you are not safe as long as you are on my soil.
Lavender looked terrified, she squeaked and ran further towards the opera house, and straight up vanishing on the other side.
John Howard tutted and dissaparated.‘I didn’t know he was a wizard,’ Harry wondered aloud.
‘Of course he is,’ Luna replied (the author is aware that Luna Lovegood is a 5th year, but she didn’t want Hermione saying this, in case it was taken seriously by certain easily-influenced audiences), ‘but an evil one. Didn’t you know? He’s in with Voldemort,’ she looked terrified at saying his name, but continued, ‘it’s why he hasn’t been very active lately, he’s gathering the support of all the influential politics; John Howard, George Bush, Tony Blair, even Pauline Hanson- although she hasn’t proved much help, getting herself put in jail, nobody listens to her anyway- , you the politic and I can guarantee that they are a Death Eater.’
humm, i think it's rawther dull.. maybe that's why nobody else is reading this :ermsmile:
oh well
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11-30-2003, 11:26 PM
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here's a litle more... if anybody's there. ‘Well’ Dumbledore piped in, ‘I think that’s enough politics for the day, how about we go and have some fun. A lot of you don’t know that it is in-fact Ms. Lovegood’s birthday today and in honour of the event, I think it quite suitable to put on a show for her. Mr. Potter, Miss Granger, please follow me backstage- you will be our main singers. Mr. Weasley, Mr. Finnigan and Miss’ Patil, you will be the backup singers. Please come and choose your costumes, and would the rest of you like to find a seat in the theatre?’
The six of them followed Dumbledore into the opera house and through to a small dressing room off the smallest theatre. They were surprised to find Lavender was there already, with Lotus.
‘This one fell through the roof a couple of minutes ago,’ said the Lotus to Dumbledore. ‘It seems she attempted to climb the opera house.’ She did not look impressed, ‘please note that it is not recommended that anybody climb the opera house without an experienced instructor.’ She smiled slightly at the students and flounced out. ‘Now she was evil’ Harry whispered to Ron. But Ron wasn’t listening.
‘Did you see her walk?’ he asked. He had that sickening dreamy look that he had assumed when he had been faced with a veela in their fourth year. ‘Such style, such elegance. Wow.’ Ron trailed off.
Harry and Hermione exchanged looks.
‘Come on,’ Dumbledore said to them after he was sure that the woman had gone, ‘we only have ten minutes to get ready. Now everybody choose your costumes.’ His eyes twinkled. ‘I will come and fetch you all when the crowd is ready.’ And with that he bounced out of the room.
well, i put Lotus in because i thought that it was a lot more interesting to read rawther than just having a woman :sorcerer:
and she was the first one i thought of
hopez u guys like this :ermsmile:
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12-01-2003, 01:52 AM
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i have a bit of writers block, i cant think of what should come next.....
here's some more anyway though- although i dotn think it makes much sense. Harry chose a pretty silk vest accompanied with some very striking pink tights. Hermione was quite taken aback by his obvious lack of fashion sense and re-dressed him. In the end he kept the tights but gave the vest to Ron and with a lack of anything manly enough for him to wear as a shirt, he went topless.
Ron wore the vest and a pink kilt to go with Harry’s tights and Hermione, being the sensible person that she was, decided on a large lampshade and a sequin mini-skirt.
Once everybody else had finished dressing as well and had warmed up their voices, Dumbledore bounced back into the room and lead them to the backstage of the theatre.
Harry and Hermione started to sing as soon as they got on stage, and both of them only having a limited repertoire, think of a few songs that the other might know, and of course having never been to the opera before in their lives, they weren’t quite sure what sort of songs one might sing whilst performing opera.
what's a good song?... any song.... ahuh, i like this one
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12-01-2003, 03:13 AM
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okay, i thought of one.
i like it, so please excuse the characters for acting so unlike themselves- i made them do it.
they protested profusly.
Hermione started singing the first song that she could think of and Harry soon joined in.
Hermione; (baby boy)
From the day that I saw you
I knew that we would pursue
Cause the chemistry
we felt that day
Felt so real, and so true
Looking back on a year
we spent together
How it’s been, what
we went through
Although we’ve had our
little ups and downs
We’ve still pulled through!
Harry:
Baby girl you’re my
world, my everything
I wanna lace you with
diamonds and everything
Give you everything you
dream and fantasize
Cause you can tell me
that you love me
Looking in my eyes
You keep it real with me,
I keep it real with you
You keep on loving me,
I’ll keep on loving you
Keep doing what you do,
I feel your whole aura
And I can’t wait to hook up
again tomorrow baby - what
Hermione:
My love for you will never end
You’ll always be a part of me
As long as time keeps
on passing by
You’ll always be my baby boy.
Everytime I look at you,
I can’t believe
I’ve found a love so true (and)
I took my time to put
my trust in you
I must admit it was so hard to do
And every minute that I
spend with you
You make me believe I
have nothing to loose and
Deep down I always knew
that you would be mine
Harry:
Do you believe in destiny
Because I got a funny feeling
this was meant to be
Without you I’d be lost,
I need you next to me
Preferably in the house full
of luxuries and little kids
From day one I was sprung,
knew you was gonna be the one
Cause my heart spoke for the
very first time in a long while
And every time you smile,
I can see us walking up the aisle with you
carrying my child C’mon
Hermione:
My love for you will never end
You'll always be a part of me
As long as time keeps
on passing by
You’ll always be my baby boy
If you were to go, I don’t know
You’re the only one who
sweeps me off my feet
Makes my soul go weak
The only one who makes
my heart wanna beat and I,
I could never live without you
You know that what I feel
has to be true
Cause you’re my, my sweet love
Harry:
Ever since the first time,
that I looked into your eyes
I knew that you was
gonna be mine
Feeling you from the inside,
when you’re not by my side
You’re the only girl
that’s on my mind
I never knew a love like
this, a love so strong
A vision so picture perfect
it could never be wrong
Along the way, you’re gonna
see you belong with Jay
I might have to marry you
one day baby eh..
Hermione:
(here Ron, Lavender-because she was there anyway- Seamus, Pavarati and Padma joined in, swaying and harmonizing)
my love for you will never end,
you will always be a part of me
as long as time keeps on passing by,
you will always be my baby boy
my love for you will never end
you will always be a part of me
as long as time keeps on passing by
you’ll always be my baby boy
They all took a bow and the audience threw roses at their feet.
The author would like to take this chance to point out exactly how odd they all looked; Harry wearing only pink tights, Hermione in a lampshade and a sequin mini-skirt and Ron in a pink kilt and a vest, Whilst the others did their dance routine wearing other miscellaneous objects as clothing as well.
After this little number, both Harry and Hermione realized what they had been singing to eachother and ran offstage, blushing and finding themselves a lot hotter than the Australian temperature could be responsible for.
humm.... anybody there?
anyone at all?
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12-01-2003, 03:32 AM
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wow, i've just realized that the dare is finished
here are the requirements
1) Setting: Australia (i.e banishment, field trip)
2) Must see john Howard, and ridicule in some way.
3) A Character may see the Opera house, decides to climb it
4) A different Character decides they like Opera, and would like to perform Opera Singing
5) other students must sing back-up
Due= December the 5th
in case it wasn't clear, Lavender climbed the opera house.....
yay, i'm all done
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12-01-2003, 04:54 AM
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okies, heres an eeensy bit more. After the events of that day, Harry found himself mesmerized by Hermione, it was as though what she had sung really came true- and indeed it had. You see, Hermione possessed the rare gift if a true singing sorceress, everything that she sung would indeed come true- this made life quite difficult for poor Harry and Hermione. They were now uncontrollably in love, and Ron was not pleased.
‘You know what would be great, baby?’ Hermione could be found asking Harry one evening.
‘What’s that, sugar?’ he could be found replying.
(Ron could be found fuming in the corner.)
‘We should organize a karaoke party for all of the 5th and 6th years. And I can sing. Because of course I am the best singer. I don’t mean to sound stuck up or anything- but I am.’
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12-01-2003, 05:11 AM
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haha that was great! i luved it
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12-01-2003, 05:19 AM
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here's a little more. That afternoon Harry and Hermione sat very close together and planned their party.
They were going to hold it in the room of requirements (oh yeah, I forgot to mention- the plumbing in Hogwarts is not fine, and they returned back to their usual school, very grateful to the kind people of Poulard, but thinking it best to get as far away from John Howard as possible).
And this being the case, there wasn’t much planning to do, because they knew that the room would have everything they needed inside it when they arrived. All they had to do was invite all of the 5th and 6th years, but they were sitting together organizing it because as previously mentioned, they were very much in love by this point in time.
‘Oh, I have a great idea!’ Harry exclaimed. ‘Let’s invite the Elite Evil, too. They’re all great singers… but not as good as you, my love.’ He added, after seeing the look in Hermione’s face.
So it happened that the next night, all 5th and 6th years reached the room of requirements
thankyou very much Caity
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12-01-2003, 05:27 AM
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i just need to find the lyrics... They arrived at 6.00 PM and to start the festivities, none other than Hermione did the first karaoke. (and remember, nobody but us know that Hermione has the special power to make anything she sings come true. She doesn’t know that yet and I would thank you not to mention it to her until she has found it out for herself.)
Hermione, apparently has very bad taste in music and had to argue with the author for the most part of ten minutes before I would permit her to sing such a song. But she put up a convincing argument and sing it she did. It went a little something like this:
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12-01-2003, 05:29 AM
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I read this, and BRAVO!!!
I loved the ridiculing of John Howard, i was actually thinking of amking the requirement of him being hit over the head with a Frying Pan, but i decided not to..
Wonderful job! :flowersmile:
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12-01-2003, 05:37 AM
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thanks
ridicule of John Howard comes naturally to me
i'm just trying to find the lyrics of the song in my story, but i 4got who sings it, so its kinda difficult
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12-01-2003, 06:10 AM
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the song in your story is Baby Boy by the Big Brovaz :whisle:
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12-01-2003, 06:15 AM
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Where's the song... :ermsmile: More soon? Look wut i made up!...
rubber ducky-$5.00
pink tights-$15.00
Evilness-priceless.
There are some things money can buy, for everything else, there's evilness.
well? U like it? I do!!! Mwahahha!!! Me and my rubber ducky and my pink tights are off! toodles!!!BUMP!!
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