This is a fanfic about the Hogwarts students going to a school in Hawaii.
I hope you all like it.

Poudlard

‘Come on Harry, Ron, we’ll be late!’ called Hermione, chasing Crookshanks around her living-room table with the cat-cage.
‘Coming Hermione,’ Harry called back through a mouthful of toast.
‘I don’t get why we have to go to this stupid school anyway, it’s so, American,’ Complained Ron as he dragged his trunk down the stairs into the kitchen.
‘Well that’s the point isn’t it?’ Hermione said, in her matter-of-fact tone. ‘We’re going to America…. Oh wont it be great to see the different types of people, and have classes in a different country. Its great that Hogwarts got invited isn’t it? ‘Hermione was now coaxing Crookshanks into the cat cage.
‘‘Mione, darling is that your group outside? They just appeared in the back yard,’ came the voice of Mrs. Granger.
Harry and Ron sniggered, as they had since they had arrived at the Granger’s house and heard Mr. and Mrs. Granger calling Hermione ‘Mione. Hermione ignored them and opened the curtains to see Professor Dumbledore climbing out of the Knight Bus, and walking towards the back door. Harry saw over her shoulder that it looked as though the whole school was crammed into the 3-decker bus, looking out at Hermione’s back yard.
Mrs. Granger opened the door for Dumbledore and shook his hand.
Hermione finally closed the cage containing Crookshanks and hurried with Crookshanks and her trunk to the door. She walked behind Dumbledore to the bus, followed by Ron and Harry.
Once the trio had boarded the bus and said goodbye and thank-you to the Grangers, they all found seats, secured them with their trunks and before long they heard Dumbledore’s voice magically louder. All the students fell silent to listen to their headmaster.
‘As you are all well aware, we will not be returning to Hogwarts this year because there has been a slight problem with the plumbing. So we have accepted an offer from a brother school in Hawaii to stay there as long as needed. You will be sharing dormitories with the students from Poulard (A/N: heeheeehee, haahahaaa, 10 points if you can tell me where I got that name from, 50 points if you can say it in a foreign language…), and attending their classes. After the bus has dropped off Madam Marsh (A/N; heeheehee again, 10 points if u tell me where we’ve seen her b4), we will be going straight there.’
The students again broke off into conversation, and after stopping (causing a lot of students to fall of their chairs and a trunk to fall on Neville Longbottom’s head from the above deck) for Madam Marsh near the home of the Loch-Ness-Monster, there was a loud BANG and the bus started racing along a beach.
Dumbledore turned on the Wizarding Wireless and the students belonging to wizarding families- being used to wizarding music- started singing along to the song that was now playing. Ron was tapping his foot, but at one look from Hermione decided not to join his fellow students in singing Weird Sisters song.
The bus sped along the beach for another 7 minutes before it came to a halt- more students falling off their chairs, and the rest groaning that the WWN had been turned off, being in the middle of singing 'Walk Like an Egyptian' (Harry had no idea why the wizarding radio station would play a song by The Bangles although it would explain a lot, Harry though, remembering some of the odd lyrics that they had, and judging by the fact that Ron seemed to know who they were).
Everybody stood up and pushed to get out and see the giant (and I mean HUGE) sandcastle that was standing in front of them.

That's the intro...
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here's more:
hope *somebody* is reading it :unsure:

Once all of the students were out of the knight bus, and assembled in frount of the sand castle, a tall man came out of the sand door, walked over the sand bricks and stood in frount of the students on the sand.
‘Good afternoon Hogwarts students, and welcome to Poulard. Please line up in year levels so that we can assign you all your dormitories to stay in,’ (they all did so) some giggling at his accent. ‘Once you have all settled into your dorms, please come down to the great hall for a feast in your honor. I hope that you have all bought costumes for our annual Halloween feast? So you can all wear them tonight as well.’ And he proceeded to appoint students to different dormitories.
‘I told you guys this is stupid. What kind of school makes all its students dress up for a feast?’ groaned Ron, as they walked up the sand path through the sand door, and into a hall with polished wooden floor boards.
Through more tunnels Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean, Seamus, Hermione, Pavarati and Lavender followed a boy and a girl in red robes until they reached a locked door. The boy said ‘gnarley’ to the door and it opened, revealing a rectangular room, much like the Gryffindor common room. They boy lead Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville and Seamus through another door and into a dormitory with seven four-poster beds scattered around the room.
‘Welcome to Gryffondor.’ The boy said to them. ‘My name is Nick and I’ll be looking after you during your stay. Please feel free to ask me anything, and I hope you like it here at Poulard. The feast will start in about 20 minutes, so you should probably start getting dressed soon.
‘Your trunks are already here, and feel free to choose any bed. I’ll see you at the feast.’ And with that he exited the room.

anybod reading?
heres more anyway

Once all of the students were out of the knight bus, and assembled in frount of the sand castle, a tall man came out of the sand door, walked over the sand bricks and stood in frount of the students on the sand.
‘Good afternoon Hogwarts students, and welcome to Poulard. Please line up in year levels so that we can assign you all your dormitories to stay in,’ (they all did so) some giggling at his accent. ‘Once you have all settled into your dorms, please come down to the great hall for a feast in your honor. I hope that you have all bought costumes for our annual Halloween feast? So you can all wear them tonight as well.’ And he proceeded to appoint students to different dormitories.
‘I told you guys this is stupid. What kind of school makes all its students dress up for a feast?’ groaned Ron, as they walked up the sand path through the sand door, and into a hall with polished wooden floor boards.
Through more tunnels Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean, Seamus, Hermione, Pavarati and Lavender followed a boy and a girl in red robes until they reached a locked door. The boy said ‘gnarley’ to the door and it opened, revealing a rectangular room, much like the Gryffindor common room. They boy lead Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville and Seamus through another door and into a dormitory with seven four-poster beds scattered around the room.
‘Welcome to Gryffondor.’ The boy said to them. ‘My name is Nick and I’ll be looking after you during your stay. Please feel free to ask me anything, and I hope you like it here at Poulard. The feast will start in about 20 minutes, so you should probably start getting dressed soon.
‘Your trunks are already here, and feel free to choose any bed. I’ll see you at the feast.’ And with that he exited the room.

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i'm almost finised this bit

15 minutes later Ron and Harry- Harry feeling very superior as a king from the middle-ages (‘why do you keep letting mum do your shopping, Harry?’- Ron) and Ron as a big orange pumpkin – met Hermione the fairy in the common room and made their way through many more tunnels (there were signs positioned for their benefit, pointing them to the great hall) and into the great hall. They were the first students there, (‘Americans are always late, this is stupid’- Ron the pumpkin) and to their astonishment found Dumbledore herding three kittens and a donkey with a sack on its back of 12 pineapples up to what they assumed was the staff table.
‘Oh, good evening Harry, meet Fluffy, Snowball, Ginger and Hay. I thought I would bring them along as a sign of gratitude to our hosts. Ah, would you three like to present them?’ Dumbledore asked. ‘Only I have a slide show to be getting ready. Thank-you’ and he hurried out, leaving Harry the king, Ron the pumpkin and Hermione the fairy to look after the three kittens and the donkey, exchanging looks of astonishment.
Soon the hall was full of students and teachers in various costumes (professor McGonagall was a cat, Sprout was a tree- her branches knocking various people as she made her way up to the staff table- and to Harry’s surprise, Snape made a very good ghost- although this was not intentional, simply the look on his face, as he looked around, wearing his usual black robes.) and as the headmaster of Poulard stood up, the crown fell silent.
‘Good evening students, before we begin our feast, Professor Dumbledore’ he indicated Dumbledore, ‘would like to greet you all.’
Dumbledore stood up and beckoned the king, the pumpkin and one of the many fairies up to the table accompanied by the three kittens and the donkey (they had unsuccessfully been trying to hide them underneath a table) up to the frount to stand next to Dumbledore the Dormouse.
‘As a sign of gratitude to Professor Brown, I would like to present him with this Donkey, twelve pineapples and three kittens,’
The tall headmaster bowed at Dumbledore and took the rope leading the donkey in his hand, thanked him and sat down again. Harry, Ron and Hermione took this as a chance to make their way back to their seats while Dumbledore was distracted.
‘And I have also prepared a slide show to commemorate our relationship, showing pictures of last time that students from Poulard visited Hogwarts. This was twenty three years ago, and I must say, the students never had as much as they did on this particular Halloween feast.’ With a wave of his wand, a picture appeared on the wall behind the staff table of a pretty red haired girl with emerald green eyes. She was dressed in a hula skirt and coconut bra, dancing the hula with a boy of about her age, who was dressed as the absent-minded professor and it looked like she was indeed from Hawaii. Harry looked up at the picture and couldn’t help but think that there was something familiar about this couple as they danced as smiled down at the hundreds of students in the hall. Then he saw a handsome boy in the background snickering as he pointed his wand at the couple and it hit him! These two people were Harry’s parents! And in the background none other but Harry’s godfather- Sirius Black himself was laughing at them, just as he had done at their wedding.
Harry looked around and saw that a fairy and a pumpkin were watching him carefully, ha gave them a smile, not wanting them to know that he was actually feeling happy to see that his parents had not actually hated each other throughout their whole schooling, as he had thought after his trip into the pensieve last year.
When Harry turned around again to the back wall, he saw another picture displayed, and this time he recognized the boy in it straight away. He guessed that the rest of the Hogwarts students must have done the same because there was an outburst of laughter, and Harry saw that professor Snape looked even more like a ghost than he had before. Harry looked up at the picture again. It was of professor Snape, but he was much younger and he was in the lake, apparently fleeing the giant squid he wore a long cloak, and had once had red paint on his face, but it was now dripping onto his cloak. Harry saw in the background Sirius, again with his wand out, pointing it this time at Snape.
Harry laughed along with the rest of the students, at this younger form of Snape. Just as the laughter was dying down, Snape stood up and everything went quiet. He then walked swiftly to the door and without looking back, left the hall, leaving behind him a ringing silence.

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Wow this is good, keep going me4ron!!

thankyou very much
here's the rest of that scene


After this event, Dumbledore seemed to think it unwise to show any more pictures and removed the one of Snape from the wall, sitting back down in his place.
Professor Black stood up again and just as Dumbledore had done at Hogwarts, waved his hands and food appeared on the glass plates.
It was a great feast, even Ron had to admit. It was not like the feasts at Hogwarts with pies and other cooked meals, it was made up entirely of fruit platters and arrangements of other uncooked foods.
Harry’s favourite was the coconuts, there were only a few, but he, who had never tasted them before thought them delicious. But just as he reached for the last one, he found another hand blocking his way. Ginny the crab also wanted this coconut. Harry looked up at her and said ‘please Ginny, cold I have this coconut? Its just I’ve never tasted them before’ Smiling at her.
‘Of course you’ve tasted them before you just had five!...’ and she went of on a rant not unlike those of her mother, talking about greediness.
Harry took this opportunity to snatch the coconut from under her hand and run out of the door just as Snape had done.
Ginny had the dignity not to run after him, but sat for the rest of the evening looking grumpy.

and here are my requirements from the evil elite FF darers.
new dare: must include the following:
*Snape for some reason takes a bath in the lake.
*Dumbledore is caught with 3 cats, a donkey, and 12 pineapples in the great hall.
*Lilly Potter makes an appearance wearing a Hulla skirt and coconut bra.
*Half the school sings, "Walk like an egyptian".
*And two people have an argument over the last coconut.
Plus all the main characters must appear in a costume, for some amount of time.
Due date: 12th Nov

i think i fulfilled all of them

Keep going, it's looking good!! PLEEz

i will when i get a chance
maybe on the weekend after a few of my exams are over
thanx :flowersmile:

i'm sorrie we neglected u but next time when u finish the dare u should tell us! but that was good! :flowersmile: welcome u r now a member of the Elite Evil FF Darers!congrats :flowersmile:

Welcome, to our Evil Band! *evil pose*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yay! Congrats and good job. You had a really unique perspective on this one, but I liked it. I did this dare too, and I always like to look at how we all do the same things differently.

Welcome and... do my dare next

Hey, you did a great job on my dare. Welcome to the Elite.
Now, it's time to party, WOOHOO!!! :sorcerer:
:snowman: :pig: :ccandy: :superchoc: :wine: :upsidedown: :bouncepea: :mrgreenbounce:

I too apologize for not reading this sooner....its great!!! Please continue with another dare!!! Mwahahaha!!! evilness... I saw the PoA trailer!!!! hehehe!!!!lalala!!!!!! :turnip: :herb: - have a turnip and a herb.....compliments of the elite....

thankyou, thankyou , thankyou

here's all i have so far on Cass' dare

Over the next few days classes started and Hermione was beside herself with happiness.
Ginny finally got over the coconut, but hadn’t talked Harry since that night. But Harry didn’t mind, it gave him the chance to savor his last coconut without interruption.
‘Oh Harry please throw that coconut out! You’ve had it for three days already and its getting mouldy,’ complained Hermione for the 3rd time that morning. ‘Come on Harry, its time to go to charms. Oh, I just love the curriculum here.’ And with that Hermione- who was no longer a fairy- sped out of the Gryffindor common room and down a long hallway to charms class. Harry followed her, but at a walk.
On his down the long hallway that lead to the charms classroom, Harry heard somebody talking and stuck his head into the spare room to find out who it was. To his surprise Harry saw professor Snape (who had not been around since the incident of their first dinner) standing in frount of a large bronze-framed mirror apparently talking to himself.

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here's an eensy bit more

‘Oh, you’re just too kind…… do you really think so? I’d love to but…… well, just this once…’ Snape looked around the classroom and seeing nobody there (Harry had ducked behind the door handle). He- Snape I mean- leaded forward ever so slowly and kissed himself (or the mirror, whatever you want). Harry couldn’t help himself; he let out a snort of laughter. Snape turned around quickly, smiling in spite off himself. However he did not catch a glimpse of Harry, because he had already run off to charms, intent on sharing with Ron this odd experience.
But when Harry arrived panting at the charms classroom 1 minute later (A/N: I got bored of his panting so I let him take a short cut) everybody was in pairs and were all practicing charms. Hermione was waiting for him, and Ron had paired up with Neville. Harry walked over to Hermione, and was just about to go talk to Ron when he realized that he really wasn’t in the right frame of mind to talk about Snape. (‘Arr, ‘Arry, come a-sailing on this fine vessel’- he indicated Neville) so Harry turned around to Hermione to find out what was going on.
‘on, we’re just doing personality charms. I think Neville might have hit Ron a bit to har though…’ she trailed of apprehensively.

i'll do more after my exams tomorrow. i should really have been studying for the past two hours

yay... *does a little dance of joy... evil joy* you are doing my dare! Can't wait to see what you are doing. Ron makes such a great pirate, doesn't he?

yes, Ron makes a great pirate
and you make a loverly (evil ) fwooper.

here's the rest

Harry watched as Ron, who now seemed to believe that he was a pirate, hit Neville with a burst of blue light.
‘Never fear! Super Neville is here!’
‘Oh no! RON! He thinks he’s a superhero! What did you do that for?’ and with that Hermione stomped over to Ron to tell him off. And Neville came over to talk to Harry.
‘Hiya Harry. Oh, look at Seamus. Never fear, I’ll save him!’
Harry looked over at Seamus. He was attempting to bite Dean’s neck. He apparently thought that he was a vampire. He had indeed sprouted some long, dangerous looking teeth.
‘I know how to save him!’ – It was Neville again- ‘to the batcave! We will slaughter the head vampire!’
But that didn’t seem necessary. Ron had found a sword and was swinging it around dangerously close to Seamus.
‘Oh, Ron, NO!’ but Hermione was too late. Ron had already sliced off Seamus’ left hand. With a thud he fell to the ground.
‘No!’ Neville had dropped to the ground. ‘He’s dead!’ there was another flash of blue light and the spell wore off. ‘Oh wait… never mind. Can somebody tell the teacher that me and Seamus have gone to the infirmary?’ and he picked up Seamus’ severed hand and started dragging him, with Deans help out of the classroom.
Hermione, deeply shaken by the events of the past two minutes collapsed into the nearest chair, and said with a sigh ‘this is almost as weird as the time with Cassirin’s squad of chickens…’
Everybody looked at her. ‘Arr, Hermione M’dear, I’m thinking you’ve been readin’ t’ much.’ Ron said it for all of them.
Just then the teacher ran into the room.
‘Oh my! I shouldn’t have gone to the bathroom. I’ve got to stop this,’ she said as Ron got out his sword again.
And with a swish of her wand everybody fell into a deep slumber.

oh, i almost forgot

here's the dare
Cassirin's dare:
*Someone must believe they are a pirate for most of the fic.
*Someone must say, "He's dead! Oh, wait... nevermind."
*Everyone must go to sleep simultaneously.
*There must be a reference to my squad of chickens.
* Snape must kiss someone... and like it!
*Someone must say, "To the batcave!"
Due date: Nov. 16 (I gave you all a week )

Yay... *evil dance* you finished my dare! It looks great. I hope they can reattach Seamus's hand. Hope it wasn't his wand hand.

Good work... can't wait to see what's next!

cool keep going

why thankyou, thankyou very much
i think i'll go pick up another dare now
i wasnt going to today, but since you're all so nice (in an evil sort of a way
i think i will :flowersmile:

teehee....more soon....teehee....Mwahahaha...evilness...

here's some i've written from Padfoot122's dare:

Ten minutes later the class woke up all back to normal- well as normal as can be expected anyway.
Harry was the first to sit up, he as very glad to be awake again. He had had a very odd dream. Professor Lupin was sitting on top of the dishwasher I the Durlsey’s kitchen and talking to a blonde 14- year- old girl.
The conversation got around to socks, and Lupin was just saying; ‘Ahhh, I love the smell of socks in the morning.’ And the television turned on.
It was playing a song and the girl turned around and stood transfixed for a minute, but then regained herself and started to sing along, doing an evil-looking chicken dance. Lupin then got up and started dancing too and they were just squawking together and starting again when Harry woke up.

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ih poor Seamus...sheesh...hehe mwahahahaha! very good! welcome and congrats! u r now evil.... :whisle: