heehee...my dare!!! Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish...if it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be jewish!!! I luv that rhyme. My daddy told it to me a looonnnggg time ago. But I thought I'd see how u all used it...very interesting!!! I shall wait for the next poem... :whisle:
*clears throat* The cows- wait. I wont spoil it....I have a lot of trouble with that though.... ....Muahaha...evilness in pink tights!

So far, so funny, Lotus. I love tense!Hermione. She makes me giggle... and Harry obsessed with his eyebrows. Classic.
That's my favorite part .


More, more, more!

Ok Cass, I'm just writing more now.
BTW: have you gone to any classes yet? Cause their quite good, and we could use some more house points.

"Oh, did I say that out loud?" said a very pink looking harry.
But before anything else could be said, someone unexpected turned up. It was Krum.
"Hullo, Harry, Herm-own-ninny." krum gave harry a look that he should just remember that he left something on, somewhere.
"I think I left something on somewhere, excuse me." harry called as he was retreating.
"What on Earth are you doing here?" asked a miffed minny.
"I vas opeing to surpirse you. I miss you and vant you to come avay vith me, so ve can be together."
"Victor, are you NUTS! I can't go with you, this is where I belong, all my friends are here."
Victor grabbed her arm, pleading.
"Pleeze, you must come. You must be with me, and not these others."
"Victor, stop it at once, your hurting my arm!"

It was all the person hiding in the shadows could stand. He was on an errand from another teacher when he saw them together talking and decided to eves drop.
Draco burst out of the shadows in aid of Hermione.
"Hey, thats enough......." Victor spun around and drew his wand, pointing it straight at Draco's head, close enough for him to read.
And read it he did. "The cows in spain fly mainly in the rain.......What does that mean?" enquired a curious draco.
"It is our family motto, translated into english. And why are you spying?" answered krum.
"Victor, would you please just leave. I will talk to you about this tomorrow. You go as well, I want to be alone."
Malfoy shrugged then continued on his errand back the way he came.
Then Krum gave Minny a pained look then left out the front doors. Just as Charlie Weasley was comming in, dragging a large creature who was cowering behind him.
He glanced around at Krum then walked up to Minny

"Hey Hermione, was that Victor Krum the famous quiditch player?"
"Never mind that, why do you have a adolescent dragon hidding behind you?" said minny, all business with victor and draco forgotten. Because, she thought Charlie looked cute in his well worn leather pants.
"This little guy is gonna stay with Hagrid for a bit, cause he's an orphan and I'm going to china for a while to help with their breeding program *wink, wink*, so I wont be able to take care of him. Hagrid was kind enough to cover for me till I get back."
She melted, "Awwww, thats so sweet of you. Helping poor defenceless dragons...."
"Hermione dragons are hardly deffenc......." she cut him off like she does to everyone, even the Autho......
"I bet when they hatch, you wrap them in your shirt." she paused to picture him with his shirt off, with a far away look on her face. She didn't even notice when he walked off to find Hagrid.

The end of born2mugglz dare. *wipes feverish forehead* Phew! I don't know why I had so much trouble with this one, but It's complete now.

Original dare:
1) Someone must write a christmas card that says the following: "Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish." And then give it to someone.
2) "The cows in spain fly mainly in the rain." must be engraved on wand. Who's? It's your decision...
3) Viktor krum must come to visit Hermione, which obviously...well, makes things not so nice, if you catch my drift...
4)And finally, Charlie must come home from Romania and bring Hagrid a legal dragon *cough, cough*

heheheh......That was good....Funny stuff funny stuff!!! I'm waiting for more evilness from you... :whisle:

Hello! great job, I love Harry's "Not my Eyebrows" part, it was really funny I thought!

This quote instantly put 2 thoughts into my head, Was it
a. China's breeding program
or
b. A Chinese DRAGON's breeding program..

Maybe I'm just weird?

Well Ashlee, it depends on how your mind works. It could be that Charlie was just helping with the breeding of Chinese Fireball Dragons..........Or that he was starting his own breeding program. *wink, wink*
Ah....stupid twitchy eye!
*pokes*
Ouch!

Lol, great job, Lotus! I loved the picture in my minds eye of Hermione waking up with a start and cursing Harrys eyebrows off! Congrats on a great and EVIL fic!

-Beth, who is also sick... :angry:

Oh no Beth, not you too.*cough cough*
Darn sickness wont go away. >
Don't worry I can simpathsise with you.

Hurrah for Lotus! *evil pose, tm*
I'm sorry I didn't post before, but I was suffering from a temporary bout of ff amnesia...

YEA great post....evil...haha

Ohhhhh! Funny,funny,funny...teehee...the LOTR one waz funny

Legalos :wub: I want him to! *stomps feet* Lol.

Lotus! No! Charlie is mine. I so clearly drooled over him a few fics ago... I REFUSE to fight fluffy-headed Minny for him. She'll just have to settle for a different Weasley. It isn't like there's a shortage of them, anyway.

I want to go to classes, but I have so little time and I don't want to just go in and do the hw and not actually go to classes. Although that is an option, right?

Well Cass, about the classes, that is pretty much what I've been doing. Read the posts, do the homework and send it in. Attendance is not mandetory for homework. Some classes I can attend but alot are on at like 4am in Australia, so.............*shurgs*

Heeheehee, I just had another idea for my next installment, or even a dare.

I loventhis story.the dares make so much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry guys, it's been way too long since I updated.
Thanx muchly, too all of you who support this FF, it means alot to hear your comments even if they be a critisisim. Though be prepared, I give as good as I get.

It was a day to be remembered at Hogwarts, of course unlike all the other days, which were entirely uneventful.
There was to be a wedding, Cassirin and Flitwick were getting married.
Flitwick finally poped the question to his long time crush Cassirin, and she accepted...........having nothing better to do that day.

"Dearest, would you mind wearing my Grandmother's dress. It's a sort of a family tradition." flitwick asked, pulling out a terribly tattered, off white, lacey, long sleeved wedding gown. He gave it a shake and moths flew out while some of the lace crumbled.

"Darling it's beautiful, but whats the occasion?" asked a dreamy cassirin
"Why our wedding of course. Your getting quite forgetful these day, love muffin, here take this potion. It will make you all better."
Cass took the potion with a blank face, and without a word, swallowed the lot, instantly she became blissfully happy.

"Hang on a second, what's this all about?" demanded the author.
"Oh nothing, it's just a tonic to relieve stress." spoke the chirpy little man.
"Well ok then, carry on. But just remember, 'Truely deeply love comes from the heart, not a can of whipped cream', It's from my novel, Shards of my Love." she said, before allowing the fic to carry on.

"And here are the brides maid's dress, one for Cho and one for Hermione." flitwick contuned. Holding up chartreuse(bright green) gowns with puffy sleeves and multiple petty coats.

"Wait. I'm not a brides maid? I thought I was your friend." cried a sorrowful author.
"Cho and Hermione are my good friends, I love those two, they will be my brides maids." replied cass, then she wandered off to try on her dress.

The Author smelled something fishy, she looked around and saw a purple fuzzy pumpkin stuffed with tuna. But no, that wasn't it, there was something not right about this wedding. She decided she would investigate. Just like if Reginald had not spied on Catherine, he would've never discovered the love they had was truely deeply deepness, and not deeply trueness. (another part from my novel)

Later........The hour of the wedding was upon them, Flitwick stood in his maroon suit awaiting his bride to be. When in barged an army of Hedgehogs trailed by Lotus.
"I demand this wedding by stopped, and I have brought Hoig's army of hedgehogs to do it." boomed Lotus.
The hogs went mad, nipping ankles, pulling down curtains and table clothes, then tearing at the brides maids dresses.
"Cassirin has been drugged!" *gasp*
"Yes, Flitwick has been feeding her a drugging potion to make her marry him." annouced Lotus.

Charlie Weasley, who had apparently attended the wedding, got up and chased Flitwick all through the hall and out the front doors, yelling some choice words which shall not be repeated, about stealing his true love.
Which reminds me of my novel, when Heraldo proclaimed his undying desire for Marrigold at the house of his former love Grace. But enough of that you'll just have to read it youself.

Lotus marched up to Cassirin, took the pointy hat off her head, turned it inside out and stuck it on Cass. The spell was then broken.
"What's going on?" asked a cured cass.
"I think we should take a walk." said Lotus and led her away, but after about twenty metres.
"He....WHAT? OH, I'M GOING TO TEAR HIM A NEW...." screamed cass
"CASSIRIN LOUISE DOHICKEY!..........It's good to have you back." smiling, lotus filled her in for everything.

As they left, Charlie joined Cass. But when they passed by Flitwick, they found him all bedraggled, slumped around that purple fuzzy pumpkin, cooing in it's ear. (if it had one)
Lotus was heard to comment, with some giggles I might add.
"Oh, they're bonding! Should we leave?"

And with that, all was restored in the crazy school, Hogwarts.


Not all that great, sorry Cass, but it's done.
Cassirin's dare:
*Someone is trying to write a bad (tacky) romance novel and keeps quoting it.
*Someone says, "Oh, they're bonding! Should we leave?"
*EE cameo in which member is QUITE out of character. This was Cassirin.
*An animal army of your choice (and there are now quite a few to choose from) causes some damage.
*There is a wedding. Ugly bridesmaids dresses are a must.

Lotus *tearing evilly* I think that was a good one. Even though you said it wasn't your all but it seems that even laziness can get you some where. Happy Evil Holidayz

*Stomps off into the dark with delight of Lotus's story* Mhuahauhauaha

Watch your back after this one, Lotus, I don't know how the Queen of Cupcakeopia will respond to this one...

I really loved those two parts. I think I shall have to read that novel of yours. Very evil story...Poor Cassirin...I think Flitwick should be force fed tuna and hung in the dungeons by his little thumbs...Yeah, that should teach him...Toodles!!!! :sorcerer:

Cassirin Louise Dohickey, Queen of Cupcaketopia would like to let you in on a little secret. She has ordered a band of flying monkey to come to your house, kidnap you and your diabolical computer, tar you, feather you, let the underpants gnomes steal your underpants, and then roll you around in a pile of tuna fish straight from a purple pumpkin. Then she'll whisper in your ear: Gotcha!

You are fortunate in that I do not take myself too seriously... I laughed SO hard at your fic. Personally... I"m just glad that Charlie still loves me when I was so ghastly as to be engaged to Flitwick and that you are so true a friend that you would save me from him.

We must punish the Flitwick.

Sorry Cass, I really did not intend it to turn out like that, but this story has a mind of it's own.
I couldn't think of how else to make you out of character, besides making you loose all your wit and cunning.

*knock knock*
Huh? Hang on a sec there's someone at the door................
Flying monkey's? Wait.......noooo........ahhhhhhh.

Flying Monkeys! Noooooooooo! *ducks under a table*
^ greatest part
Course' it was all good.... can't expect anything lesss

Some day, Lotus, you will really have to write a sappy romance novle... you seem to have a flair for it! "love doesn't come from a can of whipped cream...." HA!

How do you know that I haven't already???

Well.....it doesn't.

If you have, I'm sure it's very evil, and I'd love it if you'd send it to me. I love reading really really bad romance novles when I feel down. I crack up and laugh so hard... especially at scenes where the distraught young girl in love confronts the irate daddy, and makes him see the light... *Kitch alarm sounds* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! KITCH!