Here we go again! 
One week after that crazy day, when all but a couple of the monkeys were caught, Hermione was strolling down the hall, too entranced in her own thoughts to see anything. Let alone the monkeys trying to stuff Mrs Norris into a sock, which squeeled and and ran off saying some very rude things in sockish.
*Sizzle, Pop* Cass, (as in chickens of Cassirin) apeared out of no where in a green cape and boots and stood in front of Minny.
I changed her name back again, cause i'm too lazy to type it in full.
"
Cassirin Lousie Do-hickey!! What on Cupcaketopia do you think your doing poping into my fan fic, without so much as an invitation! " bellowed the impatient Author.
Cass gave the Author an Evil smile, poked Minny in the eye and with a sizzle, pop, she was gone.
"Ouch, my eye is sore. What did she do that for, i'll have to tell people I ran into a door." declared minny in rhyme.
"Nuisance, Super Evil Doer's!" proclaimed the Author with a sigh. *sigh* "They're always stirring up trouble..........and there's something about the green ones. They make you want to throw things."
*throws a turnip at peeves* :turnip: It hits him in the head then turns into a Barbie Doll.
"Yay, Barbie!" cries peeves before he wooshes off to the lake.
The day being such a lovely one, sunshine and all, :sun: classes were dissmissed and everyone was frolicking by the lake.
Dumbledore was chasing McGonagall and calling out, "Frolicking, frolicking, frolicking!"
Peeves bounced the Barbie on top of Nevile's head, moving it's legs and saying, "Will you marry me Nevile?"in a girly voice.
While the Author commented. "How....precious?"
Minny strolled out the front doors with a bunsh of people infront of her, and made her way towards Harry while muttering to herself.
"This is nuts, she shouldn't have done it, the clutz. Oh, would you people move your butts!"
"I wish you would stop that. I'll get Cass for this!"anounced the Author as minny came up to harry.
Then all of a sudden Harry was coughing and sneezing.
"I don't know what happened, *cough-Evil* all of a sudden i'm-i'm....*sneeze-EvilLotus*
"Darn Cass! Look, Harry your alergic to me, so go somewhere else. Then you will stop." cried the Author
"Who...?" began harry
"Just go!!"
With sneezing all over the place, and getting yelled at he decided indoors would be best.
"Hermione, over here!" It was Draco motioning her to come over.
"I wanted to show you something......this way."
Draco led Minny through some bushes to where a familiar group of chickens were standing.
"Their called Snarfles, and i've discovered that I have a hidden talent......I can talk to them. Watch." said draco as he edged his way closer to the chick.....Snarfles.
"Bawk, bawk, bawk."
"Goodness, what is he going on about?" said one of the Snarfles to another in perfect english.
"I do believe, he thinks he's a peacock." replied the second Snarfle.
"Bawk, buckcock, buck, bawk." draco continued, not hearing the other conversation.
"Well, tell him to stop."
"I wish I could, but I don't speak peacock."
"You call yourself a Linguistic's Chicken, Ha!"
And with that, the Snarfles tottered off in a huff. Leaving Draco to explain to Minny, that he told them to walk off.
Yay, completed all in one post!
Hope you like it!
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