Hay!This is my first Evil Elite FF so wish me luck!

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Mesum runs into the library yelling, “HARRY! Have you heard? MALFOY GOT HIS ARM STUCK IN A COOKIE JAR!!!"

Mesum sits on the floor eating peppers and waiting for Harry, a moment later he ran into the room with a hundred hamsters following behind him.

"I must rescue him!" Harry runs out of the room in search of poor helpless Draco.

He finds him running around the great hall yelling at the top of his lungs,” IT BIT ME!!THE EVIL THING BIT ME!!!"

Harry stands in the door and shouts out orders to his Herd of Happy Hamsters," Grab your torches and pitchforks! Bring him to me! I am the one, the only, the great sorcerer that can save him from the evil cookie jar!"

Before long Draco was bowing before Harry after being poked at by Harry's Herd of Happy Hamsters. Harry examined Draco's arm that was still engulfed by the cookie jar.

"Well Draco I’m not very sorry to say but you're stuck this way, whoever preformed that biting spell is very talented” Harry said while throwing a side glance at Hermione.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo"Draco got up and tried to shake it off again,” I never got to eat the cookies!!!"

"Tut tut, your greed shall be your undoing!” Harry said while watching Crabbe take advantage of no one being at the dessert table, a moment later he had whipped out his wand and now a giant flobberworm was chasing after Crabbe.

Ron ran into the Great Hall and talked to Harry for a moment. Harry clears his throat and yells out to the crowd,” It seems I have some good news! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

The crowd cheered and Malfoy wailed, the flobberworm finally caught up with Crabbe and bit his little pinky finger, his crying could be heard throughout the school. Before long Dumbledore entered the room and stood by Harry on top of the Slytherin table.

"Silence!” The room grew quiet except for Crabbe whimpering. Dumbledore removed the spell from the jar and freed Draco's arm, he immediately ran off with a chocolate chip cookie in his hand. Harry jumped off the table and pinned Draco to the ground, he snatched the cookie and scrambled back up to the table.

"Hey!" Draco yelled "You can't do that!"

Harry smirked and took a bite out of the cookie,” I just did!"

Dumbledore banished the giant flobberworm to Private Drive and they all lived happily ever after!

Here are the requirements:

meesimouseiskool's dare:

*The fic must revolve around Draco getting his arm stuck in a cookie jar.
*The following things must be said:
~"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switiching to Geico!"
~"Grab your torches and pitchforks!"
~(A conversation) Person 1: "You can't do that!" Person 2: "I just did."
*I (I as in meesimouseiskool) must appear in the fanfic at some time, eating peppers.
*Crabbe must be bitten by a flobberworm.
*And finally, an army of hamsters (known as Harry's Herd of Happy Hamsters) must appear in the fanfic at some period of time!

Due Date: September 10th


How did i do?

ROTFLWTIME! OMG SO FUNNY! You did a great job with my dare, Lexy! Great job!

*Gets party ready*

...any day now...

starts skipping around the room

yay! I'm glad you like it!

Hey! Goog fic I liked it!



I have been in a very bad mood so it helped my humor. Keep the dared-fics coming! (I would do the thing myself if it weren't for the fact that my head is on a break-down level... writers-block.)

:flowersmile:

great job keep it up

Last update: 8-28-04

i PMed Cass and posted in the thread...no one showed *shrug* so...i still havne't been accepted *sniffle* *runs to EEFD thread* maybe i oughta try again...