Your FF was really good you should write another fanfic. :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile:

Thanks Beara41!!

My belated response, due to nasty computeritis and the fact that I actually do have a life.

The Great and Terrible Zymurgy *thunder* congratulates you on a fic will done. Deal.

I liked this, really funny.

Well done HPgirl! I liked the end note about mcGon. wierd statues. hehehe. im visualizing her wierd statues right now.......

:wtf:

Thanks everyone, that was the first full FF that I ever wrote, I have another, that I thought got earased, If I finish it, I shall post it, Thanks again

that was good

coolies, i like it

very evil how everything was resolved in the and they all went back to normal

i like your fic
and i'd be glad to read you other one too, :flowersmile:

i really hope you do another dare HP girl!!!!

dudE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DANG FF I EVER READ

A Fiesta...Death Eaters Style

One late night, Parry Hotter was walking through the big bad streets of Little Whinging. He was trying to escape the Dursley’s, at least for an hour of his boring, cut-off life while he was away from Hogwarts.
He was walking along Magnolia Crescent when he saw a Death Eater strolling, along the streets, just as Harry was about to grab for his wand, the Death Eater spoke to him.

“Hotter, right, Parry Hotter, that’s your name isn’t it?” Said the Death Eater, “I am Carlos Mal Individuo Asustadizo Grande”

“Er, right…” Parry didn’t know what to do or say. Here he was, in the Muggle world, with a Death Eater who wasn’t trying to kill him, he was so very confused. He began to forget which way was up.

“Well I have to be going Parry, I off to a fiesta!” Carlos started jumping up and down, or down and up, Parry couldn’t figure out which one.

When Parry was done being confused he decided that he was going to check out what Carlos was talking about. He heard loud music and yelling coming from down the street. But he was Parry Hotter, he couldn’t just walk into what could be a Death Eater Convention, so he decided to get is Invisibility Cloak. When he snuck back into his room, he couldn’t find his cloak, so he grabbed a spare set of black robes (which looked a lot like the Death Eater’s clothes) and snuck back out of the house.

When he got back to where he was before, the music and yelling had only gotten louder. Parry was again very confused. Here were close to fifty Death Eater’s, having a…a….a… fiesta. Although Carlos Mal Individuo Asustadizo Grande had told him that he was going to a fiesta, Parry didn’t really believe him, Carlos is a Death Eater.

Inside, and outside people, Death Eaters, were just having a blast. They were all dancing and having fun. Parry didn’t know that was possible, for a Death Eater to have fun, outside of killing and torturing people.

It was when people started to circle around something hanging from the ceiling that Parry got curious enough to go inside. When he got there, the group of Death Eaters were surrounding something, looking up. When Parry got to see what it was, he was shocked. There was a pair of pink and purple underwear hanging there, full of Chocolate Frogs, Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans, and other such sweets. The Death Eaters began hitting the pinata with a stick that they found, which closely resembled a human arm, but we’re not going there.

Parry saw Carlos hitting the piñata with the ‘stick’, when Carlos broke open the piñata he yelled “Nacho Mama” and started to dance a victory dance. This time Parry could tell which was up and which was down.

Parry was walking away from the piñata when Lord Voldemort stood up and started to talk about changing his name.

“I want a more ethnic name, something like Carlos Mal Individuo Asustadizo Grande”

“But Lord Voldmort that is my name!” Said Carlos.

“Yes, I thought I heard that before, I really like it, so I will just have to kill you is all!” Voldemort said, beginning to get angry, “avad-”

“WAIT! What about Jose Individuo Realmente Asustadizo Realmente Realmente Grande Del Malo. That is a great ethnic name!!”

“Yes! My new name will be J-,” he was cut of again, but this time by Cassirin, Lotus, Zymurgy and their band of evil followers.

“MAKE WAY FOR THE FOUNDERS!” shouted Jennifer W.
‘The founders, the founders of what?' Thought Parry.

As if Jennifer could read minds she said, “For the founders of The Elite Evil, if you don’t know of them, you will now!”

In walked 3 people with 30 people following them, their armies of chickens, flamingos (with their leg warmers) and others (Note: I can’t remember all of the armies, if you want yours added, just let me know) along with born2mugglz’s band.

“It’s time to really get this party started!” Said Lotus.

“Hit it!” yelled B2M, as the band started playing music, and the armies scared all the Death Eater’s out of the house, except Carlos who was too wrapped up in doing his victory dance he didn’t notice a thing and the EE being as evil as they are didn’t bother to tell him anything, as they were having to much fun watching him!

Voldemort never got to change is name, and that is why he planned to take revenge on the EE for crashing his fiesta, but when he saw the Chickens of Cassirin, he fled for his life!



Cassirin's dare:
*The Death Eaters are throwing a fiesta.
*Something unusual must be used as a pinata.
* Someone must shout "Nacho Mama" at least once.
*Voldemort wants to change his name to something more ethnic.
*The EE crash the party.
Due date: 29th Feb.

Yes, I belive nantucket had a particularly fun time that night. Though you failed to mention that i was wearing pink tights. Not to worry though. Excellent job, HPgurl. Stay evil! :sorcerer:

Wow. What a good dare, and I realized that your thread is back!
*pets your thread*
Don't let it be taken away again, okay?
Keep writing, 'tis good! :up:

that was great
oh edge Im trying that read all the dares to it's not easy im lookin like this :online2long: :zzz:

Like A Woman

Its very short and not very good becuase I wrote it like ten minutes.


It started of like any normal school year, but at the feast, Dumboldore yelled,
“WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!!!!!!!!’
Just as this happened, Snape walk in. He was wearing a green dress, with pink tights that he stole from B2M. He was singing something that he made up.
“I feel pretty, yes I do, I feel pretty, pretty like a butterfly!”
Why Snape would be wearing womens clothes and singing songs about feeling pretty like a butterfly is far beyond me, but that is beside the point.
Harry got up and confessed to stealing all of the pies.
“I am sorry Headmaster, it just looked so tempting, all of that brussle sprouts and ear wax. Yum!! I couldn’t resit.”
“Well, young, weird, immature Harry, as a punishment, you will have to figure out a way to make Snape stop dressingl like a women, and singing weird songs!!”
“That’s easy!” Harry thought “I’ve had to do this spell for Ron a hundred times!”
“Baktoaboi” Harry yelled as green sparks flew out of his wand.
This completely backfired, causing Snape to regress in time until he was about 4 years old. He began kissing everything thing he could find, like walls and the chairs (or at least it looking like he was kissing them, maybe he thought he was a baby dementor!).
Ron got up and yelled,
“HARRY THAT’S NOT IT YOU DUMBO!!”
“TURNBAKTONORML” yelled Ron, as a green jet of light flew out of his wand (Not a green jet like the Killing Curse) and Snape did grow up, but the spell also hit the chicken that was on the table, and it came back alive and started dancing around.
"Everyone up to the Dormitories, NOW!!!!"
That was the end of that, everyone left and no one knows what happened to Snape.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE thats very funny. I think snape got sent to a good witchcraft & wizardy mental hospital.

I cant believe you did it all in such a short space of writing! Great job!!

w00t! Fantastic. I love the green additions. Thanks for being the first to complete the founders challenge. Here's a flower :flowersmile: and all my praise!

Excellent work in such a short span of time.

WOW short but great haha I liked it

lol lovely!

its fantastic, i love it

my fave part:


its great,
i cant wait to read more of your stories.

hehe. Im glad it wasn't a green jet of light like the killing curse, because that would be unforgivable. And my toothbrush tree is acting up. *sigh* Great dare, HP! Keep up the evilness! :sorcerer:

Thank you everyone.....I am off to start B2M's dare!!

Not The Potatoes

As Harry and the gang were sitting in Defence Against the Dark Arts, Hermione noticed something buzzing around the room.
‘AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ Parvati yelled. ‘It’s a wasp…a wasp, a wasp, help me, help me…’
Draco stood up to help her, or so she thought, he yelled out ‘WASHP’
The wasp grew to the size of dog and headed straight for Parvatil. Screamed more, and ran out of the room.
Just as the giganta-wasp was about to fly after her, Professor Tonks stood up and yelled
‘WASP’ and it was back to the normal size, and dead.

By time dinner rolled around, everyone knew about what happened in DADA, all the Slytherins were laughing at Parvati, while most of the rest of the houses felt bad for her, and hated the Slytherins even more. Draco got detention from Tonks (who doesn’t like him, at all) for the rest of the term. He was handed over to Flich, who made him do untasteful thing, such as cleaning the dungeons, but with a toothbrush, in the deep, dark part of the dungeons. This is a section so dark and deep that the lumos spell does nothing. He was cleaning blind, had no idea what was infront of him.

While talking about this one day out on the Grounds Hermione, Ron, and Harry noticed a new type of tree.
‘What is it?’ Harry asked.
‘It’s a toothbrush tree.’ answered Hermione, like it was old news.
‘And just how do you know that?’ Ron asked
‘I have a friend back home, she has one in her backyard. Its really nothing.’
‘Nothing? Look at it, its so…so… toothbrushy’
‘Wow, good oberservation Ron.’ joked Harry.
Other people had started to congregate around the tree. Nobody knew what to do with it. Draco, sick of anything toothbrushy ran away crying like a baby.
Everyone was so confused, nobody could move, they were so mezmorized by the tree, everyone but Hermione that is.

The whole school had gathered around the tree, just before dinner, including all the house elves. Even the people in paintings were looking at it, they were all, as many as could fit in the paointing that were close to the window. No one noticed the man in the black robes sneak into the school. No one but Hermione that is.

When she saw the man sneak in, she tried to get the headmasters attention, but he was to wrapped up in the tree to help her, so she went in alone.
She followed the man to the kitchen, who tickled the pear and got in. She went in after him. In there she saw him do something to the potatoes. Before she even had time to do anything, another man came up behind her and shouted,
‘STUPEFY’ a bolt of red light shot at Hermione, she was knocked out.
‘HEHEHE we’ll get them this time!’ said one of the men as they started to make for the exit.


Once the tree had disapeared, everyone was very confused as to where they were, the house elves rushed quickly back to the Kitchen, the painting people back to their paintings and the students, and teachers to the Great Hall.
Eventually people forgot about the Tree, like it was never there, it wasn’t that they remembered, and just didn’t care, they didn’t even remember that it was there. When Harry and Ron sat down, they wondered where Hermione was, just as a house elf came running into

the Great Hall, towards Dumbledore. Dubmledore looked at Harry and Ron, they knew to follow him.

‘What happened to her?’ asked Ron.
‘She’s been hit with a Stupefy Charm, but, by who is the real question.’ Relplied Dumbledore ‘Did you see anyone?’ he asked looking at the house elf that came and got him. The house elf went on to say that he saw no one, and didn’t remember a sinlge thing from the last 15 minutes, this is when Dumbledore, Harry and Ron realised they didn’t either. They knew something funny was happening.

Dumbledore woke Hermione up, she told them everything.
'Not the potatoes!' Was all Dumbledore could say.
When they raced up to the Great Hall, people were doing very weird things…one person was getting so angry that the Muggle candy, M & M’s don’t come in different flavors that he was shouting, cursing everyone in sight.

Dumbledore stood on a table and yelled, at the top of his lungs, ‘STOP EATING!!!!’
As soon as people heard this, the only sound to be heard was the clinking of falling knives and forks.
When people had heard about the potatoes, Ron said,
‘Boy, am I glad I didn’t eat the potatoes!’

Turns out, the men in the black robes were Lord Voldemort and Lucious Malfoy, they’re plan backfired, making people go temperarily insane, but everything was fixed, Draco was very embarassed, and cried even more like a baby.



1) A wasp must fly around a classroom and someone kills it by pulling out their wand and yelling, "WASP!"
2) A toothbrush tree must grow outside of Hogwarts, but no one knows what to do with it.
3) Someone must say, "Boy am I glad I didn't eat the potatoes."
4) And finally, someone must be angry that m&ms don't come in different flavors.
Due date: 7th April.

Announcement: I regret to inform you that a toothbrush tree does not, in fact, look like a toothbrush. I just looks like a boring old bush and for that I am sad.

BUT! That was every amusing. I liked how Parvati was scared of the wasp and how Ron was glad he didn't eat the potatoes. I suppose I am also glad that the toothbrush tree is gone, but only because if it had stayed the only possible story would be people mesmorized by a toothbrush tree, so...Excellent job, HP! You are just so evil!