Hey!!! you caught it! Yup, yup! That's where I got the idea for Ron's new friend!!!! hehehe, btw, the dare was very evil!!! :sorcerer: :shifty:

The Great and Terrible Zymurgy has read your update. Deal.

Edge. Edgey. Ed. Nice work... and I like the continuity from one story to another. What I really like is that you WERE so inappropriate... people reaching into other people's pockets!? Shocking.

How in the world have you learned the fine art of short and sweet after only about 3 ffs? I'm massively jealous.

*bows*
Thanks for all the compliments... And Lady Cass, it's easy to make it short and sweet, no need to be jealous on your humble servant...
*bows*

That's cool that's very nice!

The train finally arrived at Hogsmeade. Instead of hearing the usual gruff voice of Hagrid, they heard a squeaky voice calling from afar.
"All students!!! Please report here, quickly!!!" Professor Flitwick called. Behind him are the other Hogwarts' professors, and surprisingly, Elite Evil FF Darers.
"What's going on here, Professor?” Harry asked, making the others equally puzzled.
"We're going on a camping trip as suggested to me by Zy. I couldn't refuse her Highness." Professor Dumbledore replied, while curtsying to Zy.
[Thunderclouds appeared and lightning struck a nearby tree.] "I'm the Great and Terrible Zymurgy. Deal." The other Elite Evil FF Darers bowed unto her. Then Lotus asked, "Explain to me again, why we are doing this?"
"Because I told you to. Deal"
Flitwick took a jump rope and began jumping, "Follow me!!!" They walked for a few minutes until they reached a clearing that was occupied by a quadruple-decked bus. "Climb aboard!!!" Flitwick ordered, after drinking coffee from his canteen.
Snape wondered, "How could we fit in such a small bus, all of us???"
"Oh, quit blubbering and come with me." Cassirin said and she tugged Snape with him.
Lotus replied, "Wait for me..." Zy followed. "Cass, leave some of him for me. Deal."
Others begin to ride on the bus. They were all crammed in it that some of them are sitting on another person's lap. [The narrator noticed that Jennifer_w and MusicGirl87 both wanted to sit on Draco's lap. The only problem is they can't, 'cause Ginny's hex on Draco hasn't come off yet.]
[The narrator whispered something to Flitwick and sneeringly switched Flitwick's coffee canteen with a bubble-filled canteen.]"All right, let's go." Flitwick sat on the custom-made driver seat and began to drive. After what seemed like forever, they reached their destination. They arrived on Mt. Makiling, located in the Philippines. "Due to Edge's request, he missed his hometown dearly, we'll be camping here." Flitwick then drank in his canteen and began coughing up [The narrator was ashamed that he didn't follow the requirement that he must blow it, but well, it's just the same] soap bubbles...
"I suggest you take a swim on one of the hot springs here to remove the soapiness on your throat." I was trying to suppress a laugh. Flitwick suddenly disapparated after heeding on my suggestion.
People started to get down, all feeling tired from the long ride. Draco exclaimed, after slapping his face, "Ewww... There are a lot of mosquitoes here... I don't want anything to bite my "handsome" [The narrator would like to stress out on the quotation marks] face..." Jen_w and MusicGirl87 suddenly surrounded him and said, altogether, "Don't worry, my love. I'll sacrifice mine for you." Then they looked at each other menacingly.
Cool_L511 said, "I'll take care of it..." She summoned a very big mosquito repellant and sprayed the entire place. After the smoke of the spray subsided, and everyone had stopped coughing, she then exclaimed while wearing big sunglasses that made her look like a fly, "In Memory of Rita Skeeter."
Dumbledore then waved his hand, and lots of tents and a huge bonfire suddenly appeared. He then said, "If anyone needs me, I'll be on my tent."
McGonagall suddenly splurted out, "Oh, yeah!!! I need you!!! Read this, right now!!!" She hands him a letter and noticed a flock of chickens passing by. "Ooh... goody... food." She changed into a cat and followed the chickens, which were all trying to run away.
Cass tried to run after McGonagall and tried to say, "Don't hurt my babies!!!" She then realized that her chickens were safe at home, so she went back to Snape.
Flitwick came, wrapped in a towel and doing the hula-hoop. "What's that, Headmaster?"
"Well, I was about to read it... Alone... 'Till you showed up... Oh well... Here goes..." He opened it and showed it to Flitwick, "Alas... Short and sweet..."
Flitwick looked at it and saw the word "EVIL" written so big that it occupied the whole sheet. "Hmm... Curious... Very curious... Ah, wait, you forgot to check the back."
"Your so smart, Flitwick!!! What would I do without you!!!" Dumbledore began to read...
Dear Evil Mr. Evil Dumbledore,
I'm Evilly pleased to Evilly inform Evil you that Evil I have Evil been Evilly accepted to Evilly Evil School of Evilly Evils.
Evil You may Evilly choose to Evilly bring an Evil new teacher Evilly because Evil I Evilly Resign.
Sincerely Evil,
McGonagall
Dumbledore, instead of feeling sad, was delighted. "Wow, this is the first time that someone gave me a love letter... I'll forever cherish it..."
He then left Flitwick, who got disorganized for a minute...

A small group of people, who includes the Narrator, B2M, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville, were sitting in a corner of the bonfire... B2M said, "I brought marshmallows... Who wants some???"
She put the marshmallows in sticks and gave it to each one of them. Ron asked, "What's this for?" And he began playing with it... "It's for eating, did you know?" Hermione replied.
"Oh, yeah?" The marshmallow fell down to the ground but Ron still picked it up and ate it. "Hmmm...yeah...'tis good."
They were all trying not to look disgusted as the three founders along with Snape approached them.
"What's with the ruckus? Deal."
"Nothing, your Evilness. We just had a funnily evil moment, is all."
"You four, git..." Snape said coldly to the students.
"Aw... Come on now, Snapey... They're harmful wittle children... Let it be," Lotus said.
"Yes, yes... You know what, darlin'? Why don't we just play a game," Cass suggested.
"Okay... What? Not Quidditch, please... I don't want to lose my clothes again!!!" He looked at his robes and thought about his previous experience at the Teacher-Student quidditch match. The thoughts made him shudder.
"It's simple, my love." And Cass held Snape's hand. "Ooh... your hands are so soft... What do you use?"
"Jergen's, of course"[How did he know that???]
"We are gonna do thumb wrestling."
"Ooh... wrestling... Where???" Flitwick appeared riding on a pogo stick. "Ooh... s'mores... can I have some???"
"Sure," B2M gave him one.
Any who... Cass and Snape fought... It lasted for about an hour... Snape put up a pretty impressive fight for a beginner, and he eventually won...
"Whoopee... I won... I won... It's my birthday... It's my birthday..." Snape jumped up and did the funky chicken.
"Aww... my s'mores were burnt... Who wants some???" When Flitwick saw Snape, he felt bad, so he glanced at the students and winked. "Come here, Severus."
Snape bowed very lowly to reach Flitwick... Suddenly, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville grabbed Snape while Flitwick force-fed him with Burnt s'mores... Afterwards, they all ran away...
"Why you little?!?!" Cass exclaimed while Lotus began to break into tears. "Oh... Snapey... what have they done to you???"
"Come on. Let's get them. Deal." And the Elite Evil FF Darers [The narrator went along] went after the students and Flitwick, altogether forgetting about Snape who pretended that he fainted.
Colin Creevey then appeared and tried to wake up Snape. "Uncle, you okay? What happened?"
"Not to worry, Herman, I'm fine. I really enjoyed burnt s'mores, been eating them since I was a slimy kid. Did I say "slimy"? Anyways, I did that act so I can get away from them for a bit... We better leave now before they return, I have to save what's left of my dignity!!!"
Snapey got a happy ending. Not the same for Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville who, that night, knew the real power of the Evil Elite.

Zymurgy's dare:
1) Colin Creevey must suddenly reveal that his real name is "Herman," and that he's Snape's nephew.
2) Flitwick must jump rope, swim, do the hula hoop, blow soap bubbles, drink coffee, burn some marshmallows, use a pogo stick, and drive a muggle car of your choice.
3) Snape must be force fed s'mores.
4) McGonagall writes a letter of resignation to Dumbledore, full of the word "Evil."
5) Cassirin must teach Snape how to have a thumb war. Snape must win. Lotus must say, "Explain to me, again, why we are doing this?"
6) And FINALLY, it must all be set at a camping trip, and someone must curse all mosquitoes into oblivion, "In memory of Rita,"
Due date January 20th.

Edge. Edgey. Ed. I'm enjoying doing that... DEAL. Anyway, loved the fic. Just for your info... Snapey-pants belongs solely and totally to Zy, although for creative license, this is fine. Just... may I? Thank you.... ZY! IT WASN'T ME! I DIDN'T TRY TO STEAL HIM!

I really liked Snape's victory dance. Oh, and thanks for taking us to your hometown. It was lovely :).

My sincere apologies to Her Evilness, Zymurgy...
*gives back Deal*
It's solely intended for the story... Not meant to steal it from your Highness... *bows*

Really great Edge, Zy loves all that, "Her Evilness" stuff.
Apparently I care more about Snapey than I let on. Well with the exception of 'Snape is my man'.
I want to see more Evilness against Flitwick, that nasty little man drugged our Cassirin.
Write more soon, your stories are great!

Chiller Kickens!!!
I still love that. :lol:

Her evilness would like to inform you that contrary to popular oppinion she does not use "deal" at the end of every single sentance. Deal! :rolleyes:

Loved it! Just lived Flitwicks soap bubbles... and your the only one that actually used "in memory of Rita!" I bow to your throughou evilness... *bows*

EdgeEdgeyEd... your siggy! AHHHHH hahahahaha. Please explain to me (in short words) what exactly a chiller kicken ship would be. And... carry on.

Maybe he wants the chiller kickens to get to gether with the swan/screwts or the hedgehogs... or the underwear gnomes... or maybe the chillers are supposed to get together with the kickens...

Maybe that disturbs me. Please refer to the avvy... I'm making that face.

*reads the posts of other Eliters*
Woohoo!!!
:lol: :lol: *does the funky chicken* :lol: :lol:
Anyways, it was Cass who mentioned "chiller kickens"... My siggy meant I'm a follower of the Chiller Kickens, like Draco/Hermione shipper, Harry/Hermione shipper, stuff like that which I don't really understand if it's right or not... But i think I'll just go with Zy's idea...
*ponders on the meaning of life*

:yoshi: is here for your pure delight.

weird. but i like it! post more soon! a.s.a.p!

Disturbing........
:scarejulie: but very funny!

Too funny!!!!!
gee, i hope he didn't break a nail.

Don't I always think of everything? I guess i'm just evil like that! :lol: Marshmallows are yummy. 'specially with hot chocolate! Yum!!!

These are wonderful Edge, I like how you've continued them on too. :)
I can't pick a favourite part, they were all good!

Keep em coming Edge!

very evil.

i liked flitwick's pogo stick
what colour was it?
might it have been hot pink and sparkly?
it would look ever so nice if it were-
that way it would match me!

but i dunno if i want him matching me.....
:lol: :lol:
i thought you captured Zy very accurately
and i liked the bus too :shifty:
it was especially cool how dumbledore went 'on' his tent instead of in.
just the sort of thing he would do :shifty: i susspect him of sitting on my tent and forcing me to replace it's place inside my wardrobe with a poster of him..... i always wondered how that happened >_<

keep up the Evilness
and (late) welcome to the Elite.
its good cuz now we're not just a bunch of evil ladies with wack senses of humour-
now we're a bunch of evil ladies-with-one-Edge with wack senses of humour :shifty:

ei EJ!!!! your ff is really great (though iive only read your first post...sorry) nweiz...this ff is sure funny...keep it up...
see yah!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

(have to read your story more... :lol: :lol: )

Yeah, Edge... we love you.

Let me clarify, me4ron, Edge... whoever... I am not and never was married to the quite evil Filius Flitwick. He drugged me and tried to marry me, but I quite brilliantly escaped (or actually, Lotus rescued me). We can punish Flitwick. We can mock him. But we can NOT say he married me, because then he'll win. And he mustn't win.

Have a great day.

Cass is right. He didn't get away with it.
Although, it was more that Hoig's army of hedgehogs rescued her.......oh, and Charlie of course, rather than me.

I should never have let it get that far, it the first place, *bows and shakes head* I'm sorry Cass.

oh, sorry guys
i'd better go finish reading everybody's dares, ive only read about 7 of them so far :unsure: