Hello, all… This is my first fanfic… Hope ya’ll enjoy it…

Harry and Hermione spent their last days of summer in the Burrow. Before returning to Hogwarts, they had to visit Diagon Alley to buy supplies. As usual, their means of transportation is the Floo Powder. Harry was not taken to the idea and suggested that they get there by riding on Cassirins' chickens.
"Oh no, not them," said Ron. "Remember last time, I don't want to feel the Almighty Cassirin's wrath once again." He went to a corner, sat down and looked terrified.
Harry still didn't want to travel by Floo Powder. Finally, after a lot of convincing, which involved Fred and George pulling down Harry's pants and Hermione pulling down Ron's pants (for no reason), they gathered by the fireplace.
Harry was about to get some Floo powder when Mrs. Weasley stopped him and produced a begging hand.
"Wha...?" Harry said.
"One galleon, please," Mrs. Weasley said matter-of-factly.
"Wha...?" Harry said.
"Floo powder is becoming very expensive now. Either pay or stay here..."
"Wha...?" Harry said while taking out a galleon from his pocket.
Mrs. Weasley snatched it from him and said, "Thank you. Have a nice day."
Harry finally got some powder. He was about to step inside the fireplace when a person suddenly appeared in it.
"Hey, where am I?" the person asked.
"You're in the Burrow," said Ron.
"Oh really??? Well, I thought this was Sbarro. Oh, anyways. I'm Another_Weasley... Nice meeting ya'll. And sorry." After that, he disappeared.
The children stared at Mrs. Weasley. Finally, George asked, "We have a sister named 'Another'?"
Mrs. Weasley was shocked. "I don't know. Maybe she's from America or something..." she said stuttering.

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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Mrs. Weasley finally reached Diagon Alley. Fred and George just apparated because they said they still have to do something (which is researching about 'Another_Weasley')...
As they entered the Leaky Cauldron, they noticed a bunch of people drinking. The odd thing is, you normally wouldn't see this group of people together and happy. A man with long purple robes, long beard, long fingers, and a long, pointed hat greeted them.
"Hello, my dear students. Want a firewhiskey, perhaps???"
A hooded man replied, "Now, now, Albus... You know children aren't allowed to drink."
"Well, Tom. You wouldn't really be allowed to say that. I remembered you when you were fifteen. I caught you and your gang in the Hog's Head. Now, what do you have to say for yourself, 'Lord You-Not-Who???"
"How dare you insult me? I'm the great Voldemort!"
Dumbledore replied, "If you were, and I mean 'were', so great, then how come little baby Harry defeated you."
A large man, who was sitting with them, gave a horrible, loud laugh. "Right yeh're, Professor." Afterwards, he gulped a giant barrel of firewhiskey and fell asleep right on the spot.
Tom replied, "Why you!!! Avada Kedavra..."
Dumbledore disapparated before the spell hit him, so the spell hit Pettigrew who was right behind Dumbledore.
"Wormtail, you're such an idiot..." Tom muttered before disapparating, too...

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"That was kinda odd," Ron told Harry after leaving Leaky Cauldron. "Ain't it, Hermione??" But she wasn't there.
"Now, where could she have gone?" Harry asked.
"I'll tell you!!!" It was Draco Malfoy... He jumped in front of them wearing... a 'Superman' costume!!!
Ginny said, with hands on her chin, eyes looking dreamily, "My hero!!!"
"What's wrong with you, Draco?" Harry asked, looking shocked but trying to suppress a laugh.
"Who's Draco? I'm Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman. But there's no time to loose. We must act now before something bad happen to her. Come on!!!"
He did a sort-of flying style with one hand up in the air before running.
They were frozen for a moment before Ron said something, "Who's this Superman???"
"Oh, he's a muggle superperson. But no time to explain, I think he really know something."
They followed him until they reached a garden. Draco said, "I'll call for back-up," and left. When they entered, they saw Hermione, sitting on a chair in the middle of the garden, and there was another guy with blond hair, who was wearing an Elvis' suit, and singing Elvis' songs.
"Wise men say, only fools rush in...
But I can't help falling in love with you...
Shall I stay, would it be a sin...
If I can't help falling in love with you..."
Harry and Ron approached Hermione. Ron said, "What's wrong with you?"
Hermione said, "Isn't he great?"
Harry replied, "Yeah... if you're 40 years old or something."
Draco returned with her mother dressed like 'Catwoman'. She shouted at the singing guy, "Lucius, what are you doing??? Get here this instant."
Lucius, the Elvis' suit guy, was still singing...
"Oh my love, my darling
I hunger for your touch
A long, lonely time...
"When time, goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you, still mine...."
Narcissa was already very mad so she took matters in her own hands. She went to Lucius, grabbed his' ear and pulled him away from Hermione and out of the garden. Draco then shouted, "The day is saved, thanks to Superman!!!" And he ran after them.
Hermione shooks a little, like she was waken up, then she asked, "Where am I?"
Ron replied, "You're in a garden, and Lucius Malfoy was serenading you..."
Hermione's face looked like she was going to vomit. "Really? Well, it's because I found out that Draco had a nervous breakdown and he did a spell that affected us both."
Harry said, "Glad you're OK... Now, let's go home before the craziness sinks in on us, too."
They found Mrs. Weasley and Ginny inside Flourish and Blotts carrying a lot of books. Ron put more stuff on top of the pile of books that his mom was carrying, and said, "Come on, Mom. Move quickly. Let's go home." That night, Ron received the best beating of his life...



BTW, This was inspired by Medraut’s dare…
>Lucius must serenade Hermione
>Narcissa must find out and get jealous
>Draco must have a mental breakdown and start insisting that HE IS superman (complete w/costume)
>The newest member (another_weasley) of the EEFFD must make an appearance
>And..... Hagrid must get VERY VERY drunk

Well done Edge!!!

I thught the serenading bbit was funny... *imagines Lucius as Elvis*

And NArcissa as Catwoman? Nice touch.... :flowersmile:

THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE ZYMURGY *thunder* WELCOMES YOU! Deal.

Deliciously evil.

^ This made me sad though.

:flowersmile: *sets exploding flower-bomb*

Welcome, Edge, as our first male member! Excellent story... well steeped in randomness and evilness. The beating of Ron also made me sad, but I figure the costumes and the de-panting of several key characters made up for it.

Can't wait to see what you come up with next.

funny! well i'm glad to see ron enjoys his beatings

lol that was hilarious!

Teehee!!! That was great Edge!!! Yay!!! Guess what I get to do? Sing a song!!!! here's my band V

:music_band:

a one...a two...a one two three four...

Welcome to the EEFFD Edge!
Luckily we wont make u recite a pledge!
Accept more dares please, I can't wait til you do!
Congratulations to YOU!!!
EDGE!!!

Tada!!! (okay..It didn't have all my usual evilness in it...but hey! I'v been doing a lot of rhyming lately!) Toodles!!! :sorcerer:

thanks, all for appreciating it...

i'll be doing my next one in a coupla days so "hang ten"...

Oh, and I wanted to tell you that I like that you referred to my "wrath." It is well and good that I am feared. Carry on!

PAMS!!!!! it was :moon: :upsidedown: :up: :up: .

Glad to see y'all likey...
OOC: This is a continuation from my first story.

Harry woke up with a nasty feeling. Could it be his scar? He decided to run his fingers on his forehead and rested it on top of his scar.
"What's this? Why I can't feel my scar anymore?" he thought.
Suddenly Hermione entered the room. "Guys, get up. It's September 1, and we have to hurry or we'll miss the train. Har--," she stopped and forgot to close her mouth. "Have you tried looking at the mirror lately, Harry?"
With this, Harry stood up and went to the talking mirror. The mirror laughed hard which made Ron wake up.
"What the..?" Ron muttered. He looked at Harry, "What's wrong, mate?"
But before Harry could say something. Ron went into a fit of laughter, later being joined by Hermione. For Harry, famous for his scar, didn't notice that dirt accumulated in it, which made the scar, not only unnoticeable, but also looked ugly and disgusting.

Edge brilliant work. :sorcerer:
Sorry I didn't reply sooner. I could give you a bunch of fake excuses.....ah but who wants that anyway.
Welcome! And I hope I can call on you to keep some of the unruley boys in line.

hehe that was brilliant.... love the (for no reason) bit

good fic

cool story! hello Evil Eliter Darer

WOW!
Very good ED! Cool! :flowersmile:

As they went down, Harry with a washcloth, rubbing it very hard on his forehead, Ginny, holding up her wand, ran upstairs and met them.
"Hello, wanna see the new spell that I learned?" she said.
"Not right now, Ginny. I'm busy," Harry replied.
"Well, I don't care." She pointed her wand at Harry and began to say, "Scratcha...", when Mrs. Weasley's voice echoed from below.
"All of you come down here this instant. If not, I won't let you eat anything and I'll just give it all to Snuckums... And Ginny, don't you dare use that 'Itchie Undies' hex to anyone!"
Ginny hastily obeyed her mother, who was instantly followed by Ron. As Harry and Hermione went down, they wondered who's Snuckums...
They found out as they entered the kitchen. A badly, shave poodle is being held by Mr. Weasley, who was trying to feed it. Then he exclaimed, "Isn't he beautiful? I found him on one of my raids, being mistreated by his Muggle owner. Oh, If only I don't like Muggles, I would (kettle whistles)."
Mrs. Weasley interrupted, "Who wants tea?"
After eating breakfast, which involved the poodle showing its dull tricks, they prepared their things and went outside.
Mr. Weasley announced, "We'll ride on the Knight Bus."
Ron said, "But we'll miss the train if we take it."
Mrs. Weasley replied, "Not to worry, m'dear. Everything's gonna be all right." With that she raised her right hand and a 'BANG' was heard...

The three-decked, purple bus appeared, and surprisingly, there were a dozen helium-filled balloons tied on the roof. Stan Shunpike went out, "Where to fellas? Oh 'ello, 'Arry!"
Mrs. Weasley replied, "To the King's Cross, please."
They climbed aboard whilst Stan, with the help of Mr. Weasley, loaded the trunks inside. The trio decided to sit on the top deck and was greeted by some pictures posted on the walls.
"Who's he?" Ron asked.
"Oh my God!!! It's Pauly Shore, but why's his picture here?"
Stan suddenly appeared and said, "I put 'is pictures 'ere. I'm a big fan, yeh know. Check this out..."
He got from his pockets some pieces of parchment, "These are my fan letters and his replies---" and an orb thingy, "---And this is a memorabilia of his best movie ever, 'Biodome...'" He told them, looking dreamily.
"Riiiight," Harry said, sarcastically.
They settled down on a seat, and when Ron looked out the window, he exclaimed, "We're flying!!!"
"Yes, that's what the balloons are for. Well, stay put, and don't try jumping out of the window," Stan said this while leaving.
"Yeah right," Harry mocked.
After what seemed like forever, they felt that the bus was becoming slower, so they went down.
"King's Cross!" Stan shouted, and he was wearing a dress, with matching wig, make-up and jewelries.
Hermione looked disgusted, then she asked, "Why are you dressed like that?” while she thought, "What an awful sight to see."
"Pauly Shore is in London today. And he asked me out for a date, because I told him I'm a girl," he said while giving out small squeals and jumping a little.
"Come on haven't got all day. And can you take care of your things. I don't want to break a nail and all."
As the group went down they took a final look at Stan, and laughed really, really hard.

They entered the barrier to Platform 9 3/4 with enough time to put their belongings in the luggage’s' compartment, and say good-bye to Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, who disapparated afterwards.
Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny were about to board the train when three guys riding skateboards approached them.
"Hey dudes and dudettes!!! What's the dealie-o?" It was Malfoy.
Ron muttered to Harry, "But what about that time in the shower?"
Harry was puzzled and muttered back, "That made no sense!"
Hermione spoke, "So, still crazy Malfoy?"
"Who's Malfoy? The name is Hawk. Tony Hawk and this are my groupies (Crabbe and Goyle). Wanna see my wicked moves???"
He did a kick-flip ollie and nailed a 360° before wall-riding and doing a nollie.
Crabbe, Goyle and some others applauded. Even Hermione exclaimed, "That's amazing!" before getting dirty looks from Ron and Harry.
Ginny said. "That was awesome. You got yourself a reward."
"Righteous," Draco said. Afterwards, Ginny pointed her wand to Draco and enunciated, "Scratcharus Undus!"
Draco suddenly twitched and begun scratching his (train whistles). [The narrator was annoyed by the interruption. He had a quick word with the train engineer before continuing.] He said, "Oh, major problem... Diaper change... Later!" He then left with his groupies who where trying to support him, while everyone was howling with laughter and giving Ginny high fives and encouragements.
After all the trivialities, the train left the station. Ron and Hermione had to go to the Prefect's Compartment, so Ginny and Harry, who was very careful, not to do anything displeasing or even close to her, searched an empty compartment. They found one in the middle, not really empty, but with a boy wearing a big sombrero.
"Hola mis amigos!!! Como estas!!!" It was Neville.
Harry gaped at him and asked, "Is it really you, Neville?"
"Si, signor! Fui de vacaciones a Mexico.”
Ginny didn't understood a word that Neville said, [Neither did I] so she pointed her wand at him and said, "Scratcharus Undrus!"
Neville stood up, twitching and did the "Mexican Hat Dance." Ginny joined him and they danced 'till they can dance no more.

OOC: I'm not much of a skateboarder, so pardon my terms. *bows* And thanks to a friend who helped me with my Spanish. *gives her evil balloons as token of appreciation*

ComaDoll's dare:
-Story must include a major character learning the "itchy undies" hex and using it on another major character
-Someone has a secret addiction to Pauly Shore movies that is revealed.
-A male character wearing a muggle dress
-A member of the trio must say "but what about that time in the shower"
-Also these items should be mentioned: helium filled balloons, a skateboard, a sombrero, and a shaved poodle.
Due by Jan 1st.

dude this is long, but bloody good

The Great Zymurgy would like to applaud your evilness! *applauds* She would also point out that she adored the train whistle as a way to reduse prophanity. (take a look Cool_L15! She can do it, you can!)

Edge. Edgey. Ed. Excellent dare. I didn't think it was long... I thought it was perfect. Good use of the train whistle, as Zy said. You are our first male member... that's a lot to live up to, but you are doing an excellent job.

I thought the Spanish (and Spanish-speaking Neville) were spot-on, and the skateboarding terms seemed all right to me. But why did Draco think he was Tony Hawk? And why was Harry's scar so nasty? Just my own questions... feel free to ignore me.

I appreciate the admirations of my supreme Evilnesses... *bows*

Draco thought he was Tony Hawk, like in my first FF when he thought he was Superman... He's always crazy, sorry if it upsets you...
And Harry's scar looks nasty because I just want it to look nasty, isn't it to much to ask for a guy like me to have fun sometimes??? *begins to mope, but looks happy in front of her*

I hope all was clear, and thanks again...
*exits facing backward, eyeing the chickens who are sharply looking at him*

No, I like continuity... so Draco having a personality disorder works for me . Besides, it keeps him from being mean to everyone else. As for wanting Harry to be nasty... that's cool. Afterall, you are the daddy of this fic and you get final say. I was just curious about whether there was a REASON that happened that I missed somewhere.

Fearing me is nice... but you can also think I'm terrifically nice. You're in my next FIC!

Don't worry about the chickens... they are perfectly harmless. *notices a toe hanging from a beak* OH! Um... that's... rather disgusting *backs up* That belongs to... Snape.

*runs away*

OOC: Read my first stories for further understanding...

Amidst Ginny and Neville's dancing, Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas entered their compartment.
"Cool, can we join?" Dean asked.
"Sure, but do you want some boost-up first?" Ginny was about to hex them when Harry looked at her very piercingly, it's as if Ginny's scar would hurt, so she stopped right away.
And so all of them, excluding Harry who was staring into nothingness, were dancing the Mexican Hat Dance. After sometime and when Ginny's curse finally wore off, Neville dropped to his knees and muttered, "Ay! Caramba!!" This prompted the others to stop too, and Ginny never dared to use her wand for any hex again...
After a few hours, the food trolley lady came by and asked, "Care to have a few bites, my dears?"
Seamus answered, "Kiss me, I'm Irish!!!" The lady was startled but did as she was told. [The narrator tried to stop them but he was relieved that it was on the forehead]. After getting food from her, the food trolley lady left, with a feeling that she's the queen of the world.
Hermione and Ron finally made an appearance in the story. Hermione suggested, "I think we should picket."
"Pick it? Pick what?" Harry replied. It seems like he returned back to the story.
"Oh, nothing. It's just that Hermione's getting tired of being a prefect. She just want some attention, is all..."
"I'm not!!!" Hermione told Ron. She then put her hand inside Ron's pocket and pulled out something.
"Ew... what's this..." She was holding a piece of round metal, but a very wet one... She decided to clean it on Ron's robes, and was surprised with the outcome...
"Aww, looky Ronny... It's your lucky penny..."
"Oh, no... Phillip..." Ron said, looking terrified. "Give it back, please..." He went down on his knees and started begging...
"Catch me if you can!!!"
And so Hermione ran out with Ron hot on her trails, trying to redeem his prized possession...

OOC: In "Fairly Odd Parents", Cosmo also had a nickel named Phillip... It could be some kind of connection, or not... Anyways, it was funny!!!


born2mugglz's dare:
*Seamus Finnigan must say and/or wear a shirt that says: "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!"
*Someone (A girl, please.) must do just that.
*(I know the whole strike thing is old, but oh well, I'm evil!!!) Someone must say, "I think we should picket."(<Picket as in signs...)
Someone replies, "Pick it? Pick what?"
*And Ron's penny Phillip must make an appearance (I luv tha guy...)
*Due on the 3rd of January