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I AM AN ACTRESS ― Sa13+

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❝ acting.is.happy.agony ❞
MY NAME IS LOLA JONES -- CURRENT TITLEHOLDER OF DRAMA QUEEN
{INFO: THIS IS DOTTICUS SPEAKING. THIS THREAD IS FOR LOLA}
→JONES ONLY, UNVEILING HER TRUUUUUUUE COLORS SHINING←
<THROUGH! THIS IS A DIARY/STORY/ANYTHING LOLA>
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introduction
Now... this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down!
And I'd like to take a minute―just sit right there! I'll tell you how I became
the queen of drama, I declare! In West Manchester born and raised, on the
stage where I spent most of my days! Chilling out,
maxing, relaxing all cool and making a lot of friends outside of the school!
When a couple of witches, they were up to no good! Started making trouble
with the misunderstood!―I got that one lead role and they all got scared―And said
"Remove Lola Jones from this school, it's not fair!"
I whistled for a train and when it came near, the license plate said "HOGWARTS"
and had steam from the gear! If anything, I could say that this train was rare, but
thought nah forget it, went on with a flare. I pulled up to a castle about seven or eight
and I yelled to the train, "YO TRAIN, SMELL YA LATAH!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the queen of drama; beware.

OMG, Dotttt! You did this to theme song of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air!" You are madddd talented, dood! Love this!!! Can't wait for the update!

LOLALOLALOLALOLALOLA!!!!

*STALKS*

and I totally agree with what nannerz saiiiiiid!

Oh my god. Manbugg. <3 The banner was gorgeous, but this. THIS. Is perfection. I look forward to reading this! Your Fresh Prince theme parody is amazing - seriously, it's flawless, dude, you did that really well! Lola is too fabulous not to read this! <3

Now. Get to writing, dude.

SPOILER!!: RESPONSES

& now ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes on this extremely dramatic yet dull and exhausting diary entry. Bare with me. Or is it bear with me...? Bear bare NAKED BEARS WHATEVERRRRR :whaa:

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Dear Audience,

THY NAME IS LOLA JONES! I have been sent from the harmonious kingdom of Drama to introduce you to theatre―the arts, the beauty of acting; "all the world's a stage" is it not?! Do not question the arts, darlings! About face and watch the center stage, for I have taken over! YES! CUE INTRODUCTION OF LOLA JONES! Open the curtains! Open the lights! Yes yes yes! Me! It's all me! Shall I tell you a little bit about myself―say yes, darlings say yes―OH! Well I'm flattered, thank you very much, yes yes! Where do I start? Shall I start from thy dramatic and theatrical entrance into this beautiful and ethereal world! Or foresee my future tragedy; my death for I have the mystical SEEING EYE! It's alright to be jealous, my petties, but oh... where was I?

I am an actress. Only fourteen years old, but watch me: I'm revolutionary; I'll be the most famous actress in the Wizarding World! Do you want my autograph right now? If you don't, you'll regret it in the future: I'll be the front page in the Daily Prophet, leading Drama Queen of the world, my face everywhere―EVEN IN THE MUGGLE WORLD! I'll leave a legacy, darlings. I'll blaze to the top and leave my fiery trails!

RAH. RAH. LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON!

It will happen! NO DOUBTS! LOOK AT MY EYES--LOOK AT MY SEEING EYES!

I am everything.

I am everywhere.

Forever Yours,
Lola Jones

PS - If you read this, you're automatically my friend. Well―no―everyone's automatically my friend already but this is just to ensure that I don't die alone on the couch with fifty kneazles beside me.

OMG! I am automatically Lola's friend! :woot:

~~Cuz I read her journal, LOL~~

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Well―no―everyone's automatically my friend already but this is just to ensure that I don't die alone on the couch with fifty kneazles beside me.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Dotticus! How do you come up with this brilliance?! Loved this entry!

DOT! THIS IS BRILLIANT. YOU ARE AND SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE. I LOVE THE BANNER. Do you know that I have the textures and font you used? Hehe. Lola is just AWZHUM. You are crazy talented. You know, I miss giving you and Lola compliments so I gotta post them all here. :DDDDDDD

SPOILER!!: RESPONSES!

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Dear Audience,

I hope you are all very aware that I, Lola Jones, encourage everyone to be friends―specifically, everyone to be friends with me. Why, you ask? Because friendship is the most important and heart-touching moments one can ever make in their life AND LIKE I SAID―NO ONE WANTS TO DIE ON THEIR DEATHBED WITH FIFTY KNEAZLES BESIDE YOU USING YOUR BODY AS MERLIN'S HOLY LITTERBOX. Anyways, my petties, that leads me to the topic of the day and I believe we should all get our wands out and have five minutes worth of silence thinking about:

Sierra Greingoth.

This girl is in need of dire help.

She is my friend.

SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND.

I don't know how I'll live without her! Oh woe―but recently, she's been so mean! I don't know why but... isn't it sort of an obvious rule that everyone should love and cherish Lola Jones? Because everyone loves me and I'm pretty sure I hold no grudges with anyone... ANYONE EXCEPT SIERRA GREINGOTH, WHO'S SUPPOSEDLY MY BEST FRIEND! Why does she do this to me? She converts all my love, friendship, and attention into HATE, HATE AND HATE! Does she realize that I'm a human being?! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! I'm Lola Jones! I deserve better than this! I deserve better and nicer friends who make me cookies and offer me hugs and kisses all day (Kurumi, where are you when I need you?!) Because some people in the audience don't know who my best friend is, I've decided to create a diagram to visually show the real Sierra Greingoth:

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/607/sierrabefore.jpg

I believe that this is a cry for help.

Sierra Greingoth is a corrupted girl with no heart, but with MY help and MY friendship, I believe I can defeat the evil monster possessing the poor little girl! Like I have stated before, I will act as the Motherly figure to this little Slytherin girl and show her how to love and cherish one another! I will teach everything I know and make her the nice, innocent second Slytherin girl she ought to be, no?! I WILL GIVE HER MY WORDS OF WISDOM AND I WILL HELP THIS POOR, DERANGED, LONELY GIRL AND SHOW HER THE LIGHT IN HUMANITY! I SWEAR TO IT SO!

With the miracle Lola Jones transformation, she can become this:

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/8008/sierrafter.jpg

I am a saint. Bless me.

Forever Yours,
Lola Jones

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Originally Posted by dingDong (Post 10397247)

OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGM I NEVER KNEW YOU STALKED LOLA :whaa: Our characters must INTERTWINE WITH EACH OTHER AND SERVE SOLITUDE AND FRIENDSHIP TILL THE VERY DEATH OF THEM. DO YOU AGREE? :whaa: YOU SO AGREE.

YESYESYES!!! I TOTALLY STALK LOLA!!!

Cause she's HILARIOUS!!

Hehe. I SO agree with that. :D

..............

LMAO. :rotfl:

YOUR POSTS. I thought the first one was hilarious, BUT THE SECOND. LULLZ. Poor Sierra. XD And the favorite things song is now forever stuck in my head. Whenever I watch that movie, I'll think of this. Hehe.

OMG.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

I am dying in laughter right now. I am absolutely, positively, without a doubt dying in laughter. *shields Sierra's eyes*

Brilliant, Dawt. Brilliant.

Oh goodness so funny I love it
:)

OMIGOOOOSHHH.

I don't usually read fics or any sorts of diarys without people asking me to or without personally knowing the character. But this.. THIS is simply amazing and hilarious. I love it. I might have even stalked Lola a couple of times :blush:

She's too cool NOT to stalk.

YOU are simply amazing. Just so you know :mellow:

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Originally Posted by dingDong (Post 10398927)

You are blessed with the gift of friendship *.* LOLA SAYS HI TRAIN. Did you see how she mentioned Treyen in that introduction bit? :shifty:

YAY! Awesomeeee!

Treyen....says nothing, he's not paying attention right now.

We noticed. ;)

SPOILER!!: RESPONSES!

ladies&gents&hippogriffs: I present to you, Velma Warfield. To clarify if you didn't know, Velma is a green-wigged character that Lola plays (she is an actress and all) who hates you and hates me. Usually, you'll see her around the school trying to burn students and all that fun stuff. I hope none of you take this seriously, it's all fun and games ^_^

~~Maybe :whistle:~~

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Dear all you whoevers,

What in bloody Merlin's beard is this? A journal? Lola Jones's diary?! EW! WHY AM I―INFECTIOUS THING―I'll continue writing because this diary is horrifically tragic and the type of girl that I am... I'll help this poor thing and get it out of the garbage can. Who even reads these? You know what... UGH. You're all disgusting people and if you're reading this, you should know that I am your REAL Queen―LOLA JONES IS A FAKE. Whoever believes whatever's spouting out of that pathetic fraud is just an embarrassment to our Wizarding society. I should introduce myself, yes? Knowing my name and status will definitely impact your life in the best ways imaginable.

My name is VELMA WARFIELD.

DO YOU HEAR THAT? VELMA WARFIELD. I DO NOT DO NICKNAMES. I WAS BORN OUT OF RAGE AS VELMA AND I WILL ALWAYS BE VELMA. MY NAME IS ONLY TWO SYLLABLES. NOW IF YOU'RE AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE NITWIT THAT'S INCAPABLE OF USING ONE SECOND OF YOU'RE POOR MISERABLE LIFE SAYING MY NAME, THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? ON SECOND THOUGHT, HALF OF YOU AREN'T EVEN WORTHY OF SPEAKING MY NAME. WHEN YOU SEE ME IN PUBLIC YOU WILL NOT LOOK AT ME, YOU WILL NOT TALK TO ME, YOU WILL NOT EVEN BREATH NEAR ME.YOU ARE READING MY JOURNAL AND BY DOING SO, YOU WILL ABIDE TO MY RULES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NO? THEN GET OUT. SERIOUSLY, JUST GO READ SOMEONE ELSE'S DIARY YOU NOSY―FILTHY CRONES.

Ahem.

Now if you're cooperative. Listen. Right now.

MY HAIR IS REAL.

I understand all the jealousy but this is just PATHETIC. I'm sorry you weren't born with green hair, but what am I suppose to do? Do you DOUBT my royal head of hair? If you do, then look at your hair. I simply can't stand all of these phony people and if you were part of that event during that Opening Feast―events which I cannot even remember―that did not happen and it was merely a figment of your imagination. To clarify, MY HAIR IS MY CROWN. Now if you have the common sense or even a brain, you would know that you never touch the royal crown.

Ew. People. Speaking about people, many people say that I am a "conceited witch with attitude problems" (if you do, please direct yourself to tickling a sleeping dragon) and I'm just like "EX-CUUUUUUUSE ME?" Do you not accept who I am? I am merely showing off my true colors. Now if YOU can't ACCEPT people for WHO THEY ARE, maybe YOU'RE the one with the attitude problems, hmm?

It's alright to be jealous you know. If I were someone, I would be jealous of me too.

Goodbye, remember that I hate you.

I don't need a stinking valediction for you filthy rats,
Velma Warfield

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OMG! *dies*

Have I told you how much I luffles you lately? Because I do:loved:

SPOILER!!: RESPONSE!

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To whom it may concern,

I am currently eating a sandwich.

Forever Yours,
Lola Jones

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lmao:

She should have a Twitter account XD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Really Funny :)
Love it

LOLA IS HILARIOUS.

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Originally Posted by Lockhartian (Post 10413051)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lmao:

She should have a Twitter account XD

I'd stalk that. XD

Hi :hello: I've been stalking this for a while :xd: Sooooo funny!!! :lmao:

OMGOSH... This is epic! I know how Lola is amazing

~~yes when i come across your RP, i do read them. Forgive me :whistle:~~

but this is just pure genius. Lola is awesome... :woot:

Oh my god, I'm laughing so much right now :rotfl:

I don't even RP with Lola and she's got me laughing my head off... this is brilliant ^_^ I love it!

Love it! And I love Lola she must take Harlow under her wing :) Since they look alike apparently.