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OtterySt.Catchpole 09-30-2005 06:08 PM

Starting next week...Theme Weeks on Ottery's thread...LOL. No I'm not joking...
 
*tackle glomps Princess Thea* I know all about moving loves...I hate it. You don't have to give me a status report either every time you show up...LOL, you're always welcome here. This is my fun thread...you don't even have to read, you can spam if you want. LOL.
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GinnyWeasley, The Heartbreak Angel: I'm glad you're loving Spain, I'm sure I will too someday, when I get there. You don't have to read honest. It's just nice to hear from old friends...you can read it when you get back to the states. Just spam, okay? Spend your money on chocolates. :lol: You know I would.
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*glomps Ronboy* I'll keep that in mind loves.
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Si, I'm always glad when you're here. Just for you, a post...*crosses fingers* I hope.
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Lottie, now from you I totally want a status report. What have you been doing? Where have you been hiding? Why haven't you been posting? :lol: Don't make me go looking for you :lol: Post when you can loves, same as before you don't even have to read. :loved:
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Okay, I'm gonna try to write something...but if it sucks...no go until laters okay? I love you all...spam a lot. :lol:

Ronboy45 09-30-2005 06:42 PM

Breaking Wind sounds like a romantic-drama!:lol:I'm weird.

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-30-2005 06:54 PM

Okay, not so much action...and no more flasback, but you'll get both soon as I figure
 
"Your friend has a temper fraulein. What do you think I should...Mein Gott." The man stopped himself, looking at Ottery's face clearly for the first time. "It can't be. You haven't changed at all." He could not believe his eyes.

"Is there a problem here?" Rick asked, having come down the stairs and hopping to sort the whole thing out.

"Nothing Herr Rick. I think this boy and I know each other, but that's impossible," the handsome Baron began. It seemed that whatever business he had originally had with Rick was not as interesting as his old acquaintance.

"Lemme go you goons," Ottery was complaining, as he struggled to get out of the German soldier's grips.

"If you keep giving them a reason, Ottery, it isn't likely they're going to unhand you." Rick replied calmly as he lit a cigarette. Completely neutral.

"Rick's got a point Ottery, stop acting like an idiot. We've got somewhere to be." Melissa said eyeing him threateningly.

At that Ottery calmed down.

"You're leaving Casablanca?" The Baron asked the girl, though his tone made it clear that he doubted it would happen.

"No. I've still got unfinished business here," Ottery replied taking the words from Mel's mouth, though they were talking about two completely different things.

"I hope you have good fortune with your 'unfinished business' Herr..." the Baron began, feigning not knowing the boy's name.

"Ottery, you stupid..." the insult was cut off by the backhand of an angry German soldier. Rick grabbed Melissa by the arm, rightly judging that she was about to knee the Kraut in the crotch. She turned to look at him angrily, but he gave her a warning look, dame or no, he wasn't about to let her get hurt, even if that meant knocking her out for her own good.

Ironically enough the Baron chided his subordinate in German. Ottery couldn't tell heads nor tails. (T: Yeah, you're vocabulary's limited to Kaputt's and Wienerschnitzel O: At least I'll never starve in Germany =P ). The soldier apologized to Ottery who was wiping the blood from his mouth.

"Yeah, sure, just don't let it happen again." He said condescendingly, and turned to see Melissa giving him a glare that warned at worse things to come, at her hands. He smiled at her penantly but knew he wasn't going to get any sympathy from her.

The Baron and Rick walked off to another part of the cafe, while the Germans took a table and listened to Ella and the band, who had gone on playing, pretending they had not seen anything. Melissa took Ottery by the arm, while he just barely managed to grab the butterbeer that Carl had set for him on the bar.

"On my tab...Carl."

He drank it quickly, as Melissa dragged him out of the cafe, into the busy streets of Morocco.

Si 09-30-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
Si, I'm always glad when you're here. Just for you, a post...*crosses fingers* I hope.

I'm glad to be here! Like I said before, I would read anything that was written by you. I stick to my promises. (I am a Southern Belle after all lol)

EEEE! Loved the update! Post again soon!

Sincerely,

~Si, The Scheming Southern Belle Angel, CIC of the Draco Minions, dracocutie89~

MunchyBubbles 09-30-2005 09:18 PM

I love Snow!!
 
Hi My Fellow Royal!!!
*glomps Ottery*

Quote:

*tackle glomps Princess Thea* I know all about moving loves...I hate it. You don't have to give me a status report either every time you show up...LOL, you're always welcome here. This is my fun thread...you don't even have to read, you can spam if you want. LOL.
Yeah moving sucks!!! I'm so freakin ( <~~~~can you say that word??)sore!! And Bruised My bruises have bruises!!!
Yeah I know I don't have to give a status report but hey it's fun! And it's for support, you know so you know i'm here and reading! I'm a Princess We Do that!!
Whoo I can Spam?? Sweet!!! Okay!! I love Snow!!! *grins*

Love ya! Great story too!!

The royal Mob Boss Angel
Princess Thea

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-30-2005 09:49 PM

Here's some more kiddies...I might not be back until Sunday night...maybe...
 
Back to 1920...didn't think I'd just drop the flashback like that did ya'll?


It was evening and we were sitting around a crackling fire when I told Ruben and Ottery about the boy I had thought I'd seen on top of the tower. I had been debating wether or not to bring up the subject at all, since it seemed so silly, it could have just as easily been the heat of the summer day but they were my closest friends and if anyone was going to tell me I was going mental, I thought it best it be them, no?

"This Wolfram fella. Yeah, I know him. Real quiet, even among the Slytherins." Ottery replied.

"You think he's here in the castle?" Ruben asked me curiously.

"Yeah, when we were by the lake I thought I saw him on top of the Astronomy Tower," I answered them back, hesitantly.

Ottery put his hand on my forehead and made as if to see if I had a fever, and I swatted his hand away laughing. He grinned back at me and I blushed. Ruben for the most part was taking me seriously, not that Ottery wasn't but...well lets just say a little more seriously. I could forgive Ottery though, I think I knew what was on his mind just then. I stared into the fireplace, trying to ignore Ottery's stares, and Ruben's complete oblivion.

"Ruben, why don't you go check out the Astronomy Tower and uhm, David and I will...go check out the gardens," Ottery said suddenly, giving me a very naughty grin.

"What? Why don't we all just go?" Ruben asked us completely perplexed.

"I think Ruben's got a good idea." I said, but the boy's were snickering. When I asked them why, Ottery pointed out that I'd turned into a walrus. For the most part I had learned to control my transformations, but...well, sometimes...with really intense feelings...and certain people...

***
I posted for you Si *winks* and Princess Thea...I love when you're here, and Ronboy *shrugs* *tackle glomps Ronboy* I can't help but love you...and that's going to be the title of the next chapter :lol: just for you.

SUPERQUEENRD 10-01-2005 12:41 AM

*shall spam till the end of earth* LoL! Omg amazing posts Otts! *jumps on Ottery's head*Hey did u forget me? *turns head sideways*

Latinhottie13 10-01-2005 03:23 AM

Ottie, I've missed you so much, its not funny really. WEll, lets see, where to begin. The school year began last month, well if we're in oct... then two months ago. I've got bf, been together for 3 weeks. Olivia is getting so big and will start to go to daycare. Lets see, my volleyball team has only lost 2 matches in the whole season. OKay, now that you've read all of that, you might be able to figure out why I haven't been around. I've been here, just haven't had the time to post. But remember Ottie, tienes mi corazon... and even if I dont come on here and post, you always will have it. lol, well... keep up the good work, I'll come by soon, promise... mucho amor, besos y abrasos... muah!!!

~Lottie

MunchyBubbles 10-03-2005 06:17 AM

*Princess Thea walks in crying her eyes out!*
Hi Ottery! *sniffles*
It's a sad day. my most favorite baseball player in the whole world J.T. Snow might be leaving baseball!! *crys* You can't do this to me Not my Snow * crys harder * What am I gonna do with my Snow?? *bawls*
Good story Ottery

Love ya
Princess Thea *walks out still crying*

Si 10-03-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
I posted for you Si *winks* and Princess Thea...I love when you're here, and Ronboy *shrugs* *tackle glomps Ronboy* I can't help but love you...and that's going to be the title of the next chapter :lol: just for you.

*smiles and winks back* I replied for you! *blows kisses* I hate to post and run but I've gotta go to school. Loved the update lovely! <3

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-03-2005 10:32 PM

An update...I'll be back with more laters as soon as I figure out what happens next..
 
Meanwhile back in Morocco...

"Ottery get the hel off that thing!" Melissa yelled.

"Not before I blast that rotten son of..." the sound of his cursing was drowned out by the loud call of a camel. "Out of the way you stupid beast." Ottery yelled at it angrily as it sat in the middle of the street.

Melissa had dragged her reluctant charge into the market streets of Morocco, since they could not leave except under the cover of darkness. She had his wand in her pocket and he sulking, followed her everywhere, until they had reached a fabric bazaar, and there distracted by the fine silks and imported fabrics he had managed to pickpocket his wand back and escape. When Melissa turned around to ask him which color looked better on her, she chanced to see a couple of pigs wearing German soldier uniforms and Ottery missing which automatically meant, something was amiss. The dark haired boy was sitting inside the top hatch of a German tank, when she came around the street corner, followed by three German piggies, and that's when the yelling had begun.

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Not much I know...but Smallville starts in a bit...and I don't want to miss it, first epi of Season Four...w00t... :lol:

Candy: I'd never forget you love, you're the sweetest. *glomps Candy*

Lottie: Well having the boyfriend explains why you're never around... :yes: you cheeky angel you ;) I'll try not to be jealous... :mad:

Princess Thea: There, there dear...*pets* he probably just wants more money, or a year or two off...trust me...they all say it...they seldom do it.

Si: You're beyond sweetness...thanks for sticking around, and I always post for you loves. *bows respectfully*

Here again, thank you all for sticking around...but thank you more just for replying...it gets lonely in here sometimes... :yes: so thank you girls, and remember...you don't have to read to hang out, but lie to a poor ol' man... ;)

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-03-2005 10:44 PM

Don't be no jive turkey...listen to some Disco...
 
Oh by the way...this weeks theme is...

Disco Fever...

Everyone pretend it's the 70's if you weren't around uhm...watch VH1 or something...or look it up on Wikipedia... :lol:

It's 70's Week on Ottery's thread... *plops on a 'fro, his roller skates, and starts doing the Hustle*

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-04-2005 02:38 AM

Here's some more...I'm going to have to end this soon...I'm confusing myself...
 
O: Back to the '20's...
T: I thought this was 70's week *Teddy is wearing large gold chains and an elvis costume*
O: Yeah...uhm...keep it is Teddy but...not the Elvis Hawaii special...
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The three of us were walking down the darkened corridors of the castle, Ruben leading the way with the light of his wand while Ottery behind me sulked because we had not split up. In truth he had only wanted to split up so that he could come looking for me. But that's Ottery, more trouble than...well he's worth all the trouble, really, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered with him all these years.

"Do either of you know the password to the Slytherin Common Rooms?" Ruben asked, turning around to look at us. I shrugged and Ottery mumbled something indecent I was sure, just as sure as I was that he didn't mean it, but he is a boy taken by his sentiment in that moment and he doesn't really think through what he says and how his words might affect others. That's a good thing, because he's honest, but by turns it's bad too because if he isn't careful he can hurt people.

"We wouldn't know it, Ruben. We're Gryffindors, hardly the kind of people they make friends with," I replied.

"Yup. Well, do you think we should try blasting past the portrait?" He asked in all seriousness.

"Let's just go back, if he's here he's going to have to eat, we can wait for him in the Great Hall in the morning," Ottery exclaimed upset.

"Yeah, you're probably right..." I had begun to say when Ottery had started walking away down the hall ahead of us, not waiting. He was angry I could tell, I could just imagine that pout of his...he's always been so quick to give away his sentiments.

*

I woke up at midnight to find Ruben half out of his bed, which was normal. He was always dreaming of being a pirate...he swore he had been one in a past life, and I smiled to hear him mumbling something about walking a plank, but when I turned to the left I could see that Ottery's bed was unmade, and his Teddy bear was there pouting, but then again that bear never smiled, it was a curious thing with his arms crossed, sometimes you would find him smoking a cigar. But Ottery was not there. So I slipped on my tennis shoes and in my pajamas I walked out of the dormitory to look for him. I wondered if he was still upset about not having had a chance to talk to me alone, though I well knew what Ottery wanted to talk about. I still wasn't so sure about any of that or maybe I was very sure and I was just afraid it was just Ottery was so demanding sometimes. But it was hard not to love that about him, how demanding he could be.

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-04-2005 05:40 PM

Why is it whenever I get the mood to write I have to go to class? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
I walked down the darknened hallways of the castle, as a cat, I reckoned it was best because they can see in the dark. I left the warm confines of the cozy Common Room to go find Ottery, because he wasn't there. It was funny seeing the castle from a completely different perspective, lower and closer to the ground. I wondered if Ottery would be able to tell it was me and not some stray that had wandered into the castle.

MunchyBubbles 10-04-2005 08:38 PM

Aww thanks Ottery,
Turns out he might not be leaving baseball just the Giants. Oh well.
Good story!
Disco Week? Sweet! *Princess Thea dons a a giant fro wig and some platform heels*
Okay people Party!!!
hehe
Love ya
Princess Thea

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-04-2005 10:32 PM

For my Mob Boss Princess Angel.
 
I told you I was right Princess Thea. ;)

Besides I'm really Mr. Snow's agent... :worship: OH, yeah, it's great to be king. BAck with more updates loves...and I'll clear this story up so it doesn't confuse me too.

MunchyBubbles 10-04-2005 11:21 PM

hehe Yes you were right Ottery!!
Your J.T Snows agent?? Well hook a sista up!! hehe
j/k
I bet it is good being king!
hehe
Love ya
The Mob Boss Princess Angel
Princess Thea

Si 10-04-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
Si: You're beyond sweetness...thanks for sticking around, and I always post for you loves. *bows respectfully*

*bows back* no need to bow lovely. I love your work and I loved the update. Post more when you can! <3

r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:20 AM

SPAMMING BECAUSE I CAN'T POST PROPERLY RIGHT NOW!!!

HI OTTERY! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY! IT'S AMAZING! IT REALLY MAKES MY DAY! BUT I'M SORRY THAT I CAN'T POST RIGHT NOW! JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND THAT I'M LOVING THE STORY!

*kisses Ottery and Teddy and Lissy and Si and my new buddy Chris, and Ottery again* Have a great week, dears!

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How am I at this spamming stuff? Anyway, Pams. I love you sweetie!

Shannon:hello:

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*clears throat*
...AND EVER!

r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:21 AM

...AND EVER!


r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:23 AM

...AND EVER!

*eyeing Chris* And ever... I LOVE YOU!

..and ever babe.

r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:23 AM

Oh yeah, ...AND EVER!

KellyBear 10-05-2005 02:51 AM

Cue the theme music
 
I'm so far behind, I may never catch up. OK, I'm a woman on a mission!
:worship:



Edit: I had to scroll so far I forgot what I was gonna post. I think it had something to do with the fic, though. Just give me a minute...
Nope, its a no go. My train of thought has been completely derailed. I hate when that happens. Ok, next time, I'm writing it down!!

KellyBear 10-05-2005 04:02 AM

Quote:

T: Yeah, you're vocabulary's limited to Kaputt's and Wienerschnitzel O: At least I'll never starve in Germany =P
Don't forget the frites, they are soooo good! Not sure if I spelled that right, but it's pronounced "freets". I'm on post #156 on page 7 from about mid-page 5. Maybe I will catch up after all!

piperhalliwell13 10-05-2005 11:28 PM

Ottery, great posts. Please post more. They're really interesting. I'm gonna make my own ff soon if you wanna read it. I don't yet know what it's called, but I'll let you know. I hope you'll have fun possibly spamming my future thread (hehe).

P.S. Good luck being evil, hehehehe!


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