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yay,an update
i meant dont ur ideas all mix and get confusing but never mind.

Rubba dub dub! Harry's in my tub!

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Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole

*glomps Si* What's wrong? If anyone's being mean to you I'll go grrrrrr on their sorry bums! And I'll sick Teddy on them too. *glomps Si*

Aw thanks for offering! *MAJOR glompage to Ottery* no one's being mean. Just drama. WAY too much drama. *kills Drama with an iron fist* Hehe Teddy can do some major damage XD. *hugs Teddy because he could be a future minion*

AW! Loved the update! Casablanca=LOVE. Seriously. Looking forward to the next update my sweetie! <3

Post laters I didn't like what I wrote...Grrrrrr sorry I won't give you guys crap

I grew up watching a lot of soap operas, and miniseries and reading epic things, so yeah. I can't ever have one simple storyline...so it's easy for me not to confuse all my stories...LOL, and I also don't use the same characters all the time. Oh, and it's half imagination/half real experience.
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Harry better be your ducky Ronboy! *jealous Ottery*
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Sorry about the drama Si. I like drama in my life, but not when it's my own drama. ;) If I can help...here's my shoulder.
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Okay so I was going to write something...actually I did, but it sucked. So uhm, yeah, post laters...I'm going to get some coffee and hopefully inspiration. Wolfram von Richtofen...personal note just ignore that y'all.

Here to spread the laughter, the joy, the mayo...jk...oh, and Ottery, I LOVE YOU!

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Shannon, I miss you...go spam my fic...LOL

*grins evilly* Your wish is my command, your HBPrinceness.

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*tackle glomps Shannon* There better be lots of Ron in this movie...that's all I'm saying.

*tackle glomps Ottery* (missed that btw) Amen! I totally agree...not just because of Rupert (Which of course is a reason...lol) But also because Ron is my favorite character and I'm already sick of Hermione, and the movie hasn't even come out yet! UGH!

Soooooo

How are you lovely ladies? And how is my favorite otter? Teddy, I'm ignoring you. Lol. Jk. SPAMMING AWAYYYY!! Lol. No, I'm actually going to post properly...but just the last post since I've been behind....

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Ottery was waiting at the bar, Carl having fixed him a drink, a long, tall, cool glass of milk (T: With rum I bet, O: No...*blushing* well maybe a little) as he waited for Melissa downstairs. He was in a sour mood, but thankfully his milk wasn't because it would have just made things worst.

:lmao: You make me laugh, Ottery! Lol. Just the glass of milk alone would have been funny, but the little tidbit was hilarious! Lol. Lol. Sour Milk...sour puss... Oh Ottery! You're too cute.

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"You've got ze moose tash." Carl said, as he wiped a glass dry and set it behind the bar.

"There aren't any mooses in Africa, only camels, what are you on about now Carl?" Ottery asked, his temper getting the better of him (T: Because that never happens. LOL O: *blushing* I don't do it on purpose).

Moose. Lol. I swear, you make my day, Ottery. You really do. But Teddy, you leave him alone. He's doing his best, but when he has you for a "friend" he's bound to have his temper get the better of him. *glares at Teddy while petting Ottery soothingly*

Lol. This is fun! I needed this today. I'm home sick, so this is helping LOADS better than the tissue and cough drops and medicine!

Oh, and btw, I LOVE how Teddy is GREEN and Ottery is RED! You're so creative, it astounds me.

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Ottery turned around at the sound of her sweet voice, (T: Clearly you're not talking about Mel O: *sarcastically* Naaaaaaaaaah? What gave me away? :evil: ) Sam was playing the piano, and the boys in the band were playing while Ella started singing.

Lol. You're so cute. LOVE THE SONG, btw.

I think you may have already mentioned this, but isn't Mel the girl who introduced you to Harry Potter in the first place? Just asking. Sorry if you already said this!

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Ottery smiled, there was something he could enjoy. He threw back the last of his drink when the smile on his face withered at seeing Mel walking down the stairs. She was smiling mischievously, which was never a good sign.

Vindictive, isn't she? Watch out for those types, Ottery. ;)

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Ottery slammed the glass down on the bar, grumbling at Carl to get him another one the same. He didn't exactly hate Mel, in truth he liked her a lot, but she could be sooooooooooooooooooo infuriating sometimes. And if she wasn't here to get him back for Dumbledore he might have enjoyed having her company...well in truth even when she was flirting he was enjoying her company.

Lol. I LOVE how you put you in with the HP characters. Lol. Well, the bolded part DEFINITELY clears up some questions I had in Love's Whimsical Melancholy thread. Lol. *looks knowingly at Angels*

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"Sounds like they're playing our song cowboy," she said.

Ottery sighed. He was desperate, it was time for another tact. He turned on her and gave her his most pitying look, and she looked up at him and smiled (T: She so wasn't buying it, was she? O: HELLO, Let me tell the story Teddy! *sighs* T: Grouch. ).

*glares at Mel* Hey, cowboy is what I call him! *grumbles* Teddy, leave Ottery alone!

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"Look Mel, love. I know you don't really mean to be chasing after me and all."

"Oh, don't I?"

Oh Ye of little faith. Lol

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"Run away with me Mel. Who says you have to go back to Dumbledore. He's just a ruddy school teacher anyways," Ottery complained, taking a little of his frustrations out on his old DADA professor.

Oh Ottery! Not Dumbledore!

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"South America. Argentina...."

...Novi, Michigan....OH! *blushes* Sorry, thinking out loud.

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he stopped when he noticed the sad look in her eyes. "You're not going to go with me are you?"

She'd be crazy not too. ;)

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The boy was pouting.

Which is adorable, btw. Lol. Just kidding.

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"Has the war already reached Casablanca?" A cold German voice asked, petulantly.

LOL. Casablanca? You're toooooooo cute, Ottery.

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"Oh great, first you Mel and now the Nazi's." Ottery said bowing his head.

"Hey!" She complained smacking him on the back of the head.

:rotfl: OMG! Lol. I LOVE you, Ottery! LOL

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"I never took you for the forceful type Ottery," she said mischievously then stopped reading the look on his face.

Oh brother. Not really likin Mel all that much. Lol.

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THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS SOOO MUCH FUN TO READ...AS WAS LW'SM. YOU'RE THE BEST, AND YOU KNOW IT!

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Harry better be your ducky Ronboy! *jealous Ottery*

Oh Ottery's all jealous of Harry. Lol. *Shannon won't admit she's getting a little jealous of Ronboy* *sighs*

Well, I'm off, sweetie. It was LOVELY being here! I had a marvelous time! Lol. Pams, sweetheart, and soon! I love the story...love you...love everything! *kisses Ottery and Teddy and Lissy and Si and Ottery again* Have a great week, dears!

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How am I at this spamming stuff? Anyway, Pams. I love you sweetie!

Shannon:hello:

P.S.~ FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

P.P.S.~ ...AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

One other thing~ ...AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

*clears throat*
...AND EVER!

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Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole

Sorry about the drama Si. I like drama in my life, but not when it's my own drama. ;) If I can help...here's my shoulder.

You are so kind to offer your shoulder. I'm doing much better now though. It's mostly been settled thank God. Drama is good unless it's your own lol.

SHANNON! *tackleglomps*

Hehe anyway love you lyk WHOA Ottery! *glomps*

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SHANNON! *tackleglomps*

HI SI!! I hope you're doing better! I miss you!!!

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Originally Posted by Ronboy45
and ever!

*snaps fingers* Oh no, you didn't!

Lol. Hi Ronboy. I'm Shannon. I hear this autobiography is yours! Very nice! Lol. I hope you love Ottery as much as us Angels do. Lol. I used to be his favorite, you know. Lol. Jk. Hope you're enjoying the website too! See you later!

Oh, Ottery? Another little note:

...AND EVER!

Shannon:hello:

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Originally Posted by Ronboy45

and EVER!

Watch it pal!

I saw him first! Lol. Just kidding. Anyway, great to meet you!

I'm gone for good now...PROMISE!

Shannon:hello:

Noooooooooo, don't leave me! I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

I've made a new friend!

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Originally Posted by Ronboy45

Noooooooooo, don't leave me! I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

You have good taste. Lol OHHH! He's so cute! No wonder Ottery loves you! Lol.

Again, I'm Shannon. It's SOO nice to meet you! Lol. I think we can call a truce and share him...unless you want to continue this war...I warn you, however, I ALWAYS get my way. Just ask Ottery. ;) Lol.

Shannon:hello:

Yippee-zippy! I feel loved!:glomp: Nice to meet you too! My name is Chris and this a moose!>:moose::lol: Join SPEW or I will throw cans of re-fried beans at you!:lol:

Can you feel the love in this thread? LOL.

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Originally Posted by Ronboy45

Yippee-zippy! I feel loved!:glomp: Nice to meet you too! My name is Chris and this a moose!>:moose::lol: Join SPEW or I will throw cans of re-fried beans at you!:lol:

LOL. Lol. Well, it's great to meet you Chris. Yes, and this:werewolf: is supposedly a werewolf. Lol. Well, I'd join SPEW if you didn't add in the threat of being abused by canned goods.

OTTERY! I FORGOT, AND I BROKE A RULE! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO QUOTE THE WHOLE THING! I'M SOOO SORRY! I'LL REMEMBER FOR NEXT TIME! I PROMISE!

Ok, I really should go now. It was great to meet you Chris and see Si and love Ottery. Back soon. Lol. "This is a moose"...LOL.

Shannon:hello:

*glomps Si* No I didn't forget you loves *glomps Shannon* Angel *glompskisses Ronboy*

*Ottery breaks his own rules*

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Originally Posted by Shannon, Ottery's Angel

I think you may have already mentioned this, but isn't Mel the girl who introduced you to Harry Potter in the first place? Just asking. Sorry if you already said this!

You're beyond intuitive. She is kind of based on that old friend. I miss her...Mel wherever you are...I hope you're happy, *blows a kiss as a tear rolls down his cheek, and he smiles to remember her laugh* I'll see you again someday.

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Originally Posted by Shannon, keeper of Ottery's heart

Oh Ottery's all jealous of Harry. Lol. *Shannon won't admit she's getting a little jealous of Ronboy* *sighs*

You've never had reason to be jealous of anyone Shannon. Besides, they're two different kinds of love one's H/Hr...and the other's D/G. LOL. Care to guess? ;)

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Originally Posted by Ottery's Boi, Ronboy

Noooooooooo, don't leave me! I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

*glomps* You're beyond adorable...and yeah, Shannon's easy to love. She's really sweet. Worth a barrel full of Teddy's, and a Texas full of Otts. She's one of a kind...and I love her too.

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Originally Posted by Shannon, Rulebreaker & Heartbreaker

OTTERY! I FORGOT, AND I BROKE A RULE! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO QUOTE THE WHOLE THING! I'M SOOO SORRY! I'LL REMEMBER FOR NEXT TIME! I PROMISE!

There isn't a rule I haven't made that you can't break and I won't care. LOL. You've forgotten love ;) the angels have an exclusive license to do with Ottery as they please. Always have...that will never change...once an angel...*sighs* at least to me.

Update in a moment...I hope...

A flashback in an autobiography? Ottery are you cracked? *checks himself* No Im fine

A tear rolled down Ottery's cheek unbidden, and he wiped it away angrily. A rage was coming over him and he was holding onto Melissa's hand rather more violently than he meant to.

"Ottery, Ottery!" She slapped him with her free hand to make him react. He looked at her his eyes watering and threatening to cry.

"Excuse me, what did you call him?" The blonde, blue eyed gentleman asked from the midst of his entourage of Nazi soldier.

That cold, dark voice again...Ottery turned around to face him. He was so much older now than he had been then. Ottery had been fifteen then, truly fifteen and so had Wolfram, that was the man's name. Baron Wolfram von Richtofen. He ran at the man, but Melissa tripped him and Ottery fell on his face.

"Clumsy Otts, let me help you," she said loudly so that the soldiers could hear, then as she bent down next to him whispered, "What the hel do you think you're doing? Picking a fight with the Gestapo? Do you know what they do to people? If they find out..."

"Ottery you said, fraulein. How quaint. I used to know someone by that name, a while ago. A long while ago." He said, taking his gloves off and putting them in the pocket of his uniform. It was then Melissa noticed the wand sitting in there. "Cowardly little..."

"Shut up! Shut up! You vicious sonofa--" Ottery had gotten up suddenly knocking Mel on her bum and lunged at the Colonel, but his goons (T: Technically they were soldiers Ottery O:Goosestepping... T: Well yeah O: Night skulking...) thugs stopped him.

"Temper, temper dear boy, we wouldn't want you...losing your head."

It was those exact words he had heard all those years ago. Those very same words he had heard from another fifteen year old boy, who then was Wolfram...and the sad, painful memory came back to haunt Ottery.

36 years earlier...1920 for those of you keeping track of that.
There were loads of butterflies that day by the lake. Fluttering around their merry wings in every color and style, flying on the summer breeze all around Hogwarts. School had not yet began...and Ruben, Ottery and I were enjoying having the castle mostly to ourselves. Ruben was swinging from the rope we had tied on the tree over the lake, while Ottery was arm wrestling the giant squid, with both arms. It was a hot summer day and we had all decided to go to the lake for a swim. Ruben was wearing some ridiculously long shorts he said came from somewhere called Bermuda...kept arguing they were all the rage there...though Otts and I kept reminding him we were in England and was he cracked. Ottery was wearing those silly little swim trunks with the moving fishies that I loved. It was just like his sense of humor to buy something like that. Myself? Well, being a metamorphmagus has it's advantages...shark one minute, squid the next, then a bird, or a gazelle. So while I was pretending to be Nessy I spotted someone watching us from the castle...a boy, he looked to be from Slytherin House...a lonely fellow, I thought I recognized him. Baron Wolfram von Richtofen...

To the theme of The Godfather...why? Because everything sounds cooler that way...LOL

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww heck I'm so happy Shannon was here...I'll post more... :lol:

This is why wizards don't toy with time...what year are we again? LOL

"Hey, what's wrong Nessy?" Ruben was asking, when I turned to look in time to see him slip from the rope he was still swinging from and fall with a splash into the water.

"Haha. Looks like the better man won," Ottery was yelling at the squid, when he started doing that silly little dance of his...the Ottery he calls it. (T: It's that old? O: Shut up...you're just as old... T: But I look good for my age O: <_< )

Ottery had obviously let go of one of the squids arms and used them both to fight the squid. These distractions aside I looked back up to the castles tower to see if the boy was still there but he was gone, and I could not help but feel uneasily about that. I had thought we were the only ones in the castle, at least that was what Professor Dumbledore had told us.

*Flashforward to the Present (T: *smacks Ottery* Story Present you dork not 2005 O: Ouch...*Ottery turns back the Time Turner* Hey if I go to tomorrow I can already watch the season premiere of Smallville!!!!! T: *smacks* O: Ouch )*

"Your friend has a temper fraulein. What do you think I should...Mein Gott." The man stopped himself, looking at Ottery's face clearly for the first time. "It can't be. You haven't changed at all." He could not believe his eyes.

"Is there a problem here?" Rick asked, having come down the stairs and hopping to sort the whole thing out.

Hi Ottery!!
Sorry I haven't been here in awhile but I've been moving! It sucks!!
Well anyway great Story
Love ya Princess Thea

Hola Ottery! Thanks for the pm! I haven't gotten too far into you autobiography, but I have made it to page 6 and that's pretty good since I only started like a 1/2 hour ago. I just got back from a 5 day trip through Andalucia Spain. Spain is so beautiful and historic! I love it here, but I do miss home too. I mean there is just no place like the states, especially when you have internet access whenever you like it there. Internet cafes are nice, but time limits and having to pay by the hour kind of stinks. I love your autobiography so far. It's light and very satisfying to read, but is also serious and deeply intresting too! It's really fun to read! It shows us even more of the sides of Ottery St. Catchpole-lol! I can't wait to read more and find out more about you- and teddy of course!! I send you and Teddy both a large spanglish glomp-because there are many times when i forget what language is what and which im speaking in!! L8r teddy and silly otter prince!

Ottery, don't break wind! It's not very polite!:lol:

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Originally Posted by r+h4ever1

HI SI!! I hope you're doing better! I miss you!!!

I miss you too! We need to talk more!

*glomps teh Ottery* I LOVE YOU!!!! Loved the update! Autobiographies are love. Post more when you can lovely!

♥

Ottie, I'm back. Sorry, been busy with school life. I had free time cuz, well I'm home for the rest of the week cuz I got my teeth pulled out today... Dont do it in your life ever, hurts soo much! Anyways, I love it, I mean, its a fabulous story. It took me forever to catch up thought, well, Mucho amor, besos y abrasos... muah!!!

~Lottie