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MunchyBubbles 09-23-2005 09:07 PM

Whoo
 
Hiya Ottery!!

I'm still here!! Sorry I couldn't hbe here yesterday it was complelty nuts!!
Awesome story I must say and Now I'm voting for

Quote:

) Ottery gets a love interest
B) Teddy makes his debut
C) Teddy makes his debut as Ottery's Love interest

O: As if!
T: I'd sooner marry Elizabeth Taylor.
O: Heeeeeeeeeeeey!
T: You're not that great a catch Otts.
O: <_<


D) The world ends
E) This fic ends...and thank goodness
F) Write in____________________
G) Dumbledore grows a beard
H) Ottery grows a beard

T: You were eleven.
O: And precocious too...


I) The CareBears show up
J) We skip 50 years ahead and pull an Alias Season 3
K) Ottery teams up with Sydney Bristow to find the Rimbauldi artifacts
L) Ottery dies
M) Ottery goes to Hogwarts
N) We pull a Smallville Season One...Cliffie...Oh no the tornadoes
And because you demanded it... LOL
O) All of the above.
I choose option P: Which is A F I and M! Hehe I'm the mab Boss princess I can make up my own options!!
Oh and My write in.. Princess Thea Shows up!! hehe

Love ya
Princess Thea

allucha 09-24-2005 08:58 AM

another post. wayhay
the begining is near though?

dannylover 09-24-2005 08:50 PM

LoL I think Ottery should grow a beard. *giggles*

How've ya been Otts? I loved your updates, and you're probably hating me because I haven't updated. Truth is, I have no excuse. I've just been lazy. I'm sorry. :cry: But I'll make it lurvely just for you, so don't worry!!

peppy :upside:

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-24-2005 09:32 PM

Let the crossovers begin...sort of...did I mention I skip around time a lot?
 
I'm feeling kind of crappy cuz it seems like I've been ******* everybody off on SS or something *sighs* I don't know...maybe everyone's fed up of my jokes or something :erm: so I'm just going to hide out here in my story with the people who still love me. Because you all are sweet.

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Book 2
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."


Morocco 1941 :yes:

T: The boy was sitting under the table, yes under the table, not on it or over it, sheesh, you people reading me right or what?
O: *smacks Teddy* I'll take over son, you're killing my audience. :lol: so anyways, the boy was sitting under the table, hiccouphing, and holding onto one of the table legs for dear life. He had a bottle in one hand and he was smiling stupidly at his companion. An older man dressed in a fine white suit with a roguish smile on his face.

"Come on out of there Otts, you've got company," Rick said as he dropped the tablecloth back over the boy. "He'll be with you in a second lady," Rick said to the girl with the long chocolate brown curly hair. She looked like an angel, but Rick knew women and he knew a dangerous girl when he saw one. "Can I buy you a drink?" He asked. He didn't want any trouble at the bar so he thought it best to find out what she wanted with the boy.

"He isn't drunk is he?" She asked, walking over to the table. She picked up the tablecloth, bent down and took the bottle from his hand, "This isn't firewhiskey, it's not even butterbeer it's butterscotch. You're not drunk Otts, you're full of sugar."

"Hello, Nurse!" The boy said smiling up at his friend. She slapped him hard across the face.

"Full of sugar is what you are. Full of sugar, and full of something else. No surprise there, I hear they've got a lot of it down on the farm." She dropped the tablecloth over him and walked over to the bar, "Yeah, you can buy me a drink mister."

"Sascha vodka for me, and a Shirley Temple for the lady," Rick said.

"Shirley Temple?" She said.

"You're no older than he is sweetie. You're what 15? You shouldn't even be here you're not old enough. You just happen to be a friend of the kids that's why I had them let you in," Rick replied.

Melissa smiled, her most delightfully wicked smile. She knew when she had met her match, and Ottery wasn't it. But dam if Rick wasn't the one. She wanted to jump into his arms right then and kiss him, she was sure he had been kissed plenty of times, so he would be an expert at that. The only kisses she had ever had where from foolish little schoolboys, and Ottery, the most foolish schoolboy of all.

"Fine." She said, patting the stool next to hers at the bar.

"Excuse me a minute...I've got company to take care of," Rick said as he spotted Captain Renault walking into the bar.

"Don't make me wait too long," the girl said, and regretted it. With men like that you didn't throw yourself at them...you played hard to get. But she had to quell that impulse.

"Hey Sascha, 'nother beer," Ottery said as he stumbled up to the bar.

Melissa leaned over the bar and got a bottle of mineral water and sprayed Ottery over the face to sober him up.

"Hey, why'd you do that for?" He asked, then seeing her clearly and out of the sugar haze he had been in, he took a deep breath and turned to run, but she had kicked his leg out under him knocking him to the floor.

"You're not going anywhere cowboy. Thank you," she said to Sascha as he handed her her drink. "Dumbledore wants to talk to you Ottery, and hiding out in Morocco isn't going to work. I swear if you make me chase you half way around the world again..."

"Oh, stuff it Mel," he said from where he was lying on the floor.

"Get the kid an apple juice would you Sascha dear," she said flirting with the Russian.

"I swear Mel, from the day I met you...I knew it was the beginning of an awful friendship."

The girl with the long chocolate brown curly hair started laughing, laughing long and hard and happy, and Ottery smiled because he loved the sound of it, so happy and clear. She had found him, which was why Wulfric Dumbledore had sent her after him. But Ottery was tired and he wanted out, he should have known it would not have been easy. He walked over to Sam and asked him to play a song for them. It was their song, it was...

allucha 09-24-2005 09:45 PM

quite a cool post,
cheer up ottery

Ronboy45 09-24-2005 09:46 PM

Yeah ottery: you're never fully dressed without a smile...XD

SUPERQUEENRD 09-25-2005 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
I'm feeling kind of crappy cuz it seems like I've been ******* everybody off on SS or something *sighs* I don't know...maybe everyone's fed up of my jokes or something :erm: so I'm just going to hide out here in my story with the people who still love me. Because you all are sweet.

*pets Ottery* Ottery I love your jokes that's what made me happier over the summer and until now...*huggles you* You know we love you and also your angels love you....please don't quit being your self, the one that makes us happy and put a smile on our face! I'll have that smallville siggy ready soon and when does the next season start??? I mean what exact date..I can't wait *prepares the popcorn*

Always and forever yours,
Candy aka the all-caps angel, and Ottery's Candy Angel! *huggles Otts*

KellyBear 09-25-2005 04:28 AM

*gasp* Ottery's not fully dressed!
 
:glomp: *Tackle glomps Ottery just cuz I finally have a good excuse to*
*tickles Ottery til the bear pulls me off of him*
I can't imagine anyone not wanting to pinch your little cheeks, you're so adorable, but I'll take your word for it.
*doing her best Brooklyn accent*You want I should take care of 'em for ya, boss?
I don't want you hiding from the RGFC, either...we'll hunt you down, ya know. We know where you live...ok, Texas is a big state, but eventually we'll find you and make you come back.

Don't make me come back with reinforcements!

{{{{{{Ottery}}}}}},

Kel

Si 09-25-2005 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
I'm feeling kind of crappy cuz it seems like I've been ******* everybody off on SS or something *sighs* I don't know...maybe everyone's fed up of my jokes or something :erm: so I'm just going to hide out here in my story with the people who still love me. Because you all are sweet..

Want me to send the minions after them? I can arrange that. :evil:

You're so cute! I don't want you to ever change. PLEASE promise you'll still be my funny Otter I have come to know and love.

SUPERQUEENRD 09-25-2005 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dracocutie89
Want me to send the minions after them? I can arrange that. :evil:

You're so cute! I don't want you to ever change. PLEASE promise you'll still be my funny Otter I have come to know and love.

I agree with Si! Ottery, your so cute and funny that if you change nothing will be the same again...

narglesRnifty 09-25-2005 05:06 AM

Ottery, I'm sorry if what I said in the forum came off too strong. I didn't mean it a serious way...And I'm not mad at you. No matter what you're still Ottery to me even if we don't agree on some things; my impression of you has always stayed the same since day one! Lovable, blushy Ottery! Plus, you always accept people for who they are...you never leave anyone out.
Ok, I'll stop now.


You're story's comin' along good! Keep posting!

dannylover 09-25-2005 03:11 PM

Aaaawww Ottery don't feel sad, you know we love you! I loved your post, and I still want you to grow a beard LoL. :lol:

I'll post on Muggle Spirits soon don't worry.

peppy :console:

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-26-2005 04:52 AM

Ottery's readers are so COOL he's going to quote them all!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Allucha
quite a cool post,
cheer up ottery

:blush: Thank you Allucha...I do try...*sniffles* and I will cheer up, promise.

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Ronboy
Yeah ottery: you're never fully dressed without a smile...XD

:glomp: You say the cutest things...for that alone I should love you but you're cute all around Ronboy so I love you for all those different things. XD *glomps him and gives him a kiss*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Candy, My All Caps Angel
please don't quit being your self, the one that makes us happy and put a smile on our face! I'll have that smallville siggy ready soon and when does the next season start??? I mean what exact date..I can't wait *prepares the popcorn*

*crying* You're too sweet Candy, and I'm not going to stop being funny, it's how I cope...I just...felt a little sad, but you guys and girls are the bestest ever seriously *sniffles* and it starts this Thursday OMG! Everyone Watch Smallville...LOL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kel...Rupert & Red Headed Otter Lover
I don't want you hiding from the RGFC, either...we'll hunt you down, ya know. We know where you live...ok, Texas is a big state, but eventually we'll find you and make you come back.

I'm the mascot even. I can't not go to the RGFC...LOL. *glomps Kel* You're too sweet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MY Scheeming Southern Belle Angel
Want me to send the minions after them? I can arrange that.
You're so cute! I don't want you to ever change. PLEASE promise you'll still be my funny Otter I have come to know and love.

I'll always be funny Si *winks* I can't help that part :blush: and you don't have to send the minions after them...but you're sooooooooo cool to offer *glomps Si*

Quote:

Originally Posted by You again Candy? LOL
I agree with Si! Ottery, your so cute and funny that if you change nothing will be the same again...

:blush: Okay, so stop already...this is how it started last time...I thought I'd reached the heights of glory tried to touch the sun and then I got burned. LOL. Don't mind me Candy...I'm practicing my metaphors.

Quote:

Originally Posted by narglesRnifty
Ottery, I'm sorry if what I said in the forum came off too strong. I didn't mean it a serious way...And I'm not mad at you. No matter what you're still Ottery to me even if we don't agree on some things

It wasn't you nargles...well I mean it was, but it wasn't. Yours just happened to be the straw that broke the camel's back *flinching* yes I know I hate cliches but it just seemed so apt there. Anyways, it wasn't you nargles, it's just lately I've been getting cold replies and not a few...but who cares, I know you didn't mean to be mean, I'm just really sensitive and yours was just the last one I could take. I'm sorry. Anyways, I think I've had enough of love for a while so...yeah, I'm gonna go pick on the Snape lovers. LOL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannylover, my never posts to her story which makes Ottery cry Angel
Aaaawww Ottery don't feel sad, you know we love you! I loved your post, and I still want you to grow a beard LoL.
I'll post on Muggle Spirits soon don't worry.

You're too sweet Peppy *wipes his eyes* I'm gonna grow a beard...well technically...but that's another kind of beard, a Hollywood beard...but yeah, no. Anyways...uhm...some more coming up.

Everyone:

You all made me feel better *glomps everyone* I love you guys and girls LOL. Really.

cocogodessmegrly1 09-26-2005 04:55 AM

I like this story goig on here..I like it a lot!!

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-26-2005 05:12 AM

*still at Rick's Cafe Americain* And don't worry kids, it's not love...er sort of not
 
Still Morocco 1941

Ottery was lying in bed a cool summer desert breeze blowing over his arms and bare chest. He woke up to the white ceiling fan turning above him and the shadows made by the street lights in the darknened room.
"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite," he heard her voice say.
Ottery looked up, he was in his boxers and Mel was going through his pant's pockets. He blushed and made a grab for the bedsheets covering himself.
"Did you...me? I mean...did..."
"Yes I undressed you. Don't you wish, and don't worry I didn't touch you I used magic," Mel said a cheeky smile flittering across her face. "I'm looking for your wand, wouldn't want you trying anything silly Otts. Like trying to confound me or something."
He blushed at that. He'd dabbed his lips with a knockout potion back at Hogwarts and that was how he had gotten away from her in the first place, but Melissa was the kind of girl that wasn't fooled by the same trick twice.
"It was nothing personal Mel. I just...I needed to get out."
"What's with the medallion?" She asked pointing to the silver, crescent moon shaped medallion he wore.
"That's none of your business," the boy said angrily, "And gimme my pants back before I forget you're a girl."
"As if you'd ever remember." She flung his pants at him and they landed on his face, God but she was a good shot, ace on the baseball team too.
"Can I have my wand back?" He asked.
"In the morning if you behave yourself. In the meantime, I'll be in the next room, Rick was kind enough to let me stay here as well. If you need anything...well, you know how to whistle, don't you, Ottery? You just put your lips together and blow." She smiled mischievously as she walked out the door.
Ottery smiled. He knew when he was beat. The better man and all that...even if it was a girl. But Mel was a doozy, she made him crazy sometimes. Aw, who was he fooling, she made him crazy all of the time. A kind of crazy he hadn't ever felt before. She was a swell dame but...trouble all the same, which is why he spent most of the night not sleeping...anticipating tomorrow's troubles, and adventures.

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-26-2005 05:15 AM

Snuck in there didn't you? LOL. But thank you. Thank you bunches and heaps.
 
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Originally Posted by cocogodessmegrly1
I like this story goig on here..I like it a lot!!

*blushing* Thank you loads. Umh, you did catch the...uhm...I mean it literally screams it...every other word...I mean...just curious. And thank you.

Ronboy45 09-26-2005 10:17 AM

This story rules! Even more than cheese!

KellyBear 09-26-2005 11:56 AM

I like Mel, she rocks!

allucha 09-26-2005 03:49 PM

another cool post, its great to see u back to ur jokey self otts

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-26-2005 07:33 PM

T: And when exactly do I make my debut? HELLO. O: I don't know the budget's small...
 
I don't know Ronboy...Cheese is pretty cool, especially Swiss *tackle glomps Ronboy and gives him a kiss* You're tooooooooooooooooo cute.
*
Glad you like Mel, Kel, but trust me...you ain't seen nothin' yet.
*
Thank you Allucha *hands Allucha a rubber chicken* uhm, I only feel better because of you all :sorcerer:
*
I love you all, so here's more story.
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Ottery woke up very early the next morning, and donned his white suit and hat and surreptitiously walked over to the room Melissa was staying in. He picked the lock (T: Smart girl that one, never did trust you did she? O: *smacks Teddy*) and let himself into the room. Lying next to the door was a chair with her clothes neatly folded, Ottery smirked as he bent down to find his wand. If he was out of the cafe in the next twenty minutes he might be able to catch the 6:15 a.m. to anywhere. He really didn't care, he just didn't want to go back to Hogwarts, or into the hands of the Ministry of Magic, or even worse him.

"If you're looking for this..." she said as she stood by the bathroom door in a long silk rose nightgown twirling his wand in one hand. Ottery looked away blushing quickly. How was it she could always get the best of him lately? It had always been the other way around.

"You've taken Felix Felicis haven't you?" Ottery asked.

"You would think that wouldn't you Otts? You're such a boy, even if you're not. Why can't you just admit the better man won?"

"Because you're a girl!"

"It's nice of you to have noticed," she replied walking across the room to the seat next to the door. Ottery for his part was staring a hole into the floor trying not to look at her shapely form.

She met his eyes as she bent down next to him to get her clothes.

"It's okay Ottery, I'm harmless as a kitten. If a kitten's what you want."

"Mel, stop it!" He said. "You don't know...you don't..."

"I don't know anything Ottery because no one tells me anything. But you'd be surprised the things I don't know, from having heard them somewhere else, or sussed them on my own. I've got a mind too Ottery, not that you'd notice, distracted as you are by..." she smiled then, and Ottery blushed even harder if that were possible.

"I think I'll go wait outside," he said turning around and walking out. He looked up to find Carl walking by, the older man stopped wiped his glasses on his apron and gave Ottery a sly look. "It's not what you think!" The boy yelled, and just then the door behind him opened and Mel stood there, half her face covered by her long brown curls, and none of her nightgown covered at all.

"It's not?" She asked, kissing Ottery on the cheek and closing the door behind her.

"I didn't zee anyzhing," the old man said, "I didn't zee a zink."

Ottery sighed, buried his face in his hand and said, "I give up."

From inside her bedroom, Ottery was sure he heard Mel utter, "Good."

Si 09-26-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MY fuzzy little otter and the SS HBP
I'll always be funny Si *winks* I can't help that part :blush: and you don't have to send the minions after them...but you're sooooooooo cool to offer *glomps Si*

I love your humor. Seriously coming to read your story cheers me up every day. It's really helped the past few days. Hehe if you're sure I'll keep the minions on hold. *glomps back*

Loved the update by the way! Look forward to the next update! ^_^

allucha 09-26-2005 07:57 PM

another cool post. how do you cope with all your fanfics at once? im amazed

KellyBear 09-26-2005 11:08 PM

:one_brow: Oh yeah, she rocks!

SUPERQUEENRD 09-27-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
*crying* You're too sweet Candy, and I'm not going to stop being funny, it's how I cope...I just...felt a little sad, but you guys and girls are the bestest ever seriously *sniffles* and it starts this Thursday OMG! Everyone Watch Smallville...LOL.



Omg I can't wait for Smallville!!!*screams* *prepares a huge bowl of popcorn*

Quote:

Originally Posted by My dear sweet caring prince
:blush: Okay, so stop already...this is how it started last time...I thought I'd reached the heights of glory tried to touch the sun and then I got burned. LOL. Don't mind me Candy...I'm practicing my metaphors.


I'm sorry *blushes*.....ok Otts...whatever you say...*hands you huge tub of popcorn to eat during the first episode of the next season of Smallville* Great post by the way!! Amazing!! Great writer as always!

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-27-2005 05:18 AM

*yawning* No I'm not boring myself it's late...more action tomorrow...
 
*glomps Si* What's wrong? If anyone's being mean to you I'll go grrrrrr on their sorry bums! And I'll sick Teddy on them too. *glomps Si*
*

What do you mean all my fanfics, Allucha. I finished the other two...oh wait no d'oh :head: *runs off to update the other one*
*

I'm glad you like her Kel, she's going to be giving our hero trouble and adventure for the next book *winks*
*

Okay, so thanks for the siggies Candy *glomps Candy, spilling popcorn all over both of them on the couch* Can't wait for Thursday...uhm...I'll get more popcorn
*

So more story for you folks, 'kay?
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Ottery was waiting at the bar, Carl having fixed him a drink, a long, tall, cool glass of milk (T: With rum I bet, O: No...*blushing* well maybe a little) as he waited for Melissa downstairs. He was in a sour mood, but thankfully his milk wasn't because it would have just made things worst.

"You've got ze moose tash." Carl said, as he wiped a glass dry and set it behind the bar.

"There aren't any mooses in Africa, only camels, what are you on about now Carl?" Ottery asked, his temper getting the better of him (T: Because that never happens. LOL O: *blushing* I don't do it on purpose).

"Nozzing, nozzing at all." Carl said, pushing his glasses back on his face.

Ottery turned around at the sound of her sweet voice, (T: Clearly you're not talking about Mel O: *sarcastically* Naaaaaaaaaah? What gave me away? :evil: ) Sam was playing the piano, and the boys in the band were playing while Ella started singing.

It makes no difference
If it's sweet or hot
Just give that rhythm
Everything you've got
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing


Ottery smiled, there was something he could enjoy. He threw back the last of his drink when the smile on his face withered at seeing Mel walking down the stairs. She was smiling mischievously, which was never a good sign. Ottery slammed the glass down on the bar, grumbling at Carl to get him another one the same. He didn't exactly hate Mel, in truth he liked her a lot, but she could be sooooooooooooooooooo infuriating sometimes. And if she wasn't here to get him back for Dumbledore he might have enjoyed having her company...well in truth even when she was flirting he was enjoying her company.

"Sounds like they're playing our song cowboy," she said.

Ottery sighed. He was desperate, it was time for another tact. He turned on her and gave her his most pitying look, and she looked up at him and smiled (T: She so wasn't buying it, was she? O: HELLO, Let me tell the story Teddy! *sighs* T: Grouch. ).

"Look Mel, love. I know you don't really mean to be chasing after me and all."

"Oh, don't I?"

"Run away with me Mel. Who says you have to go back to Dumbledore. He's just a ruddy school teacher anyways," Ottery complained, taking a little of his frustrations out on his old DADA professor.

"Sounds like fun. Where too Otts?"

"South America. Argentina. I've always wanted to..." he stopped when he noticed the sad look in her eyes. "You're not going to go with me are you?"

"We've got work to do Ottery. I'm the only one they could spare from the Order. There's a war going on out there Ottery and it isn't just the Muggle War either."

The boy was pouting. Ottery took the glass and sent it flying across the room to smash on the wall. The happy music still playing in the background, Ella still singing, from the top of the stairs Rick watched smoking a cigarette.

"Smashing I say!" Mel said sarcastically.

"Has the war already reached Casablanca?" A cold German voice asked, petulantly.

"Oh great, first you Mel and now the Nazi's." Ottery said bowing his head.

"Hey!" She complained smacking him on the back of the head.

But there was something wrong, Ottery realized. The usual Gestapo goons were walking in but he recognized the figure of tall blonde haired, blue eyed wizard. But what the devil was he doing in Casablanca? (T: Well they do say everyone goes to Casablanca O: <_< ), Ottery grabbed Mel by the arm.

"I never took you for the forceful type Ottery," she said mischievously then stopped reading the look on his face.

allucha 09-27-2005 02:25 PM

yay,an update
i meant dont ur ideas all mix and get confusing but never mind.

Ronboy45 09-27-2005 06:47 PM

Rubba dub dub! Harry's in my tub!

Si 09-27-2005 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
*glomps Si* What's wrong? If anyone's being mean to you I'll go grrrrrr on their sorry bums! And I'll sick Teddy on them too. *glomps Si*

Aw thanks for offering! *MAJOR glompage to Ottery* no one's being mean. Just drama. WAY too much drama. *kills Drama with an iron fist* Hehe Teddy can do some major damage XD. *hugs Teddy because he could be a future minion*

AW! Loved the update! Casablanca=LOVE. Seriously. Looking forward to the next update my sweetie! <3

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-28-2005 06:29 PM

Post laters I didn't like what I wrote...Grrrrrr sorry I won't give you guys crap
 
I grew up watching a lot of soap operas, and miniseries and reading epic things, so yeah. I can't ever have one simple storyline...so it's easy for me not to confuse all my stories...LOL, and I also don't use the same characters all the time. Oh, and it's half imagination/half real experience.
*
Harry better be your ducky Ronboy! *jealous Ottery*
*
Sorry about the drama Si. I like drama in my life, but not when it's my own drama. ;) If I can help...here's my shoulder.
*
Okay so I was going to write something...actually I did, but it sucked. So uhm, yeah, post laters...I'm going to get some coffee and hopefully inspiration. Wolfram von Richtofen...personal note just ignore that y'all.

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 07:32 PM

Here to spread the laughter, the joy, the mayo...jk...oh, and Ottery, I LOVE YOU!
 
Quote:

Shannon, I miss you...go spam my fic...LOL

*grins evilly* Your wish is my command, your HBPrinceness.

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*tackle glomps Shannon* There better be lots of Ron in this movie...that's all I'm saying.

*tackle glomps Ottery* (missed that btw) Amen! I totally agree...not just because of Rupert (Which of course is a reason...lol) But also because Ron is my favorite character and I'm already sick of Hermione, and the movie hasn't even come out yet! UGH!

Soooooo

How are you lovely ladies? And how is my favorite otter? Teddy, I'm ignoring you. Lol. Jk. SPAMMING AWAYYYY!! Lol. No, I'm actually going to post properly...but just the last post since I've been behind....

Quote:

Ottery was waiting at the bar, Carl having fixed him a drink, a long, tall, cool glass of milk (T: With rum I bet, O: No...*blushing* well maybe a little) as he waited for Melissa downstairs. He was in a sour mood, but thankfully his milk wasn't because it would have just made things worst.

:lmao: You make me laugh, Ottery! Lol. Just the glass of milk alone would have been funny, but the little tidbit was hilarious! Lol. Lol. Sour Milk...sour puss... Oh Ottery! You're too cute.

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"You've got ze moose tash." Carl said, as he wiped a glass dry and set it behind the bar.

"There aren't any mooses in Africa, only camels, what are you on about now Carl?" Ottery asked, his temper getting the better of him (T: Because that never happens. LOL O: *blushing* I don't do it on purpose).


Moose. Lol. I swear, you make my day, Ottery. You really do. But Teddy, you leave him alone. He's doing his best, but when he has you for a "friend" he's bound to have his temper get the better of him. *glares at Teddy while petting Ottery soothingly*

Lol. This is fun! I needed this today. I'm home sick, so this is helping LOADS better than the tissue and cough drops and medicine!

Oh, and btw, I LOVE how Teddy is GREEN and Ottery is RED! You're so creative, it astounds me.

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Ottery turned around at the sound of her sweet voice, (T: Clearly you're not talking about Mel O: *sarcastically* Naaaaaaaaaah? What gave me away? :evil: ) Sam was playing the piano, and the boys in the band were playing while Ella started singing.

Lol. You're so cute. LOVE THE SONG, btw.

I think you may have already mentioned this, but isn't Mel the girl who introduced you to Harry Potter in the first place? Just asking. Sorry if you already said this!

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Ottery smiled, there was something he could enjoy. He threw back the last of his drink when the smile on his face withered at seeing Mel walking down the stairs. She was smiling mischievously, which was never a good sign.

Vindictive, isn't she? Watch out for those types, Ottery. ;)

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Ottery slammed the glass down on the bar, grumbling at Carl to get him another one the same. He didn't exactly hate Mel, in truth he liked her a lot, but she could be sooooooooooooooooooo infuriating sometimes. And if she wasn't here to get him back for Dumbledore he might have enjoyed having her company...well in truth even when she was flirting he was enjoying her company.

Lol. I LOVE how you put you in with the HP characters. Lol. Well, the bolded part DEFINITELY clears up some questions I had in Love's Whimsical Melancholy thread. Lol. *looks knowingly at Angels*

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"Sounds like they're playing our song cowboy," she said.

Ottery sighed. He was desperate, it was time for another tact. He turned on her and gave her his most pitying look, and she looked up at him and smiled (T: She so wasn't buying it, was she? O: HELLO, Let me tell the story Teddy! *sighs* T: Grouch. ).


*glares at Mel* Hey, cowboy is what I call him! *grumbles* Teddy, leave Ottery alone!

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"Look Mel, love. I know you don't really mean to be chasing after me and all."

"Oh, don't I?"


Oh Ye of little faith. Lol

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"Run away with me Mel. Who says you have to go back to Dumbledore. He's just a ruddy school teacher anyways," Ottery complained, taking a little of his frustrations out on his old DADA professor.

Oh Ottery! Not Dumbledore!

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"South America. Argentina...."

...Novi, Michigan....OH! *blushes* Sorry, thinking out loud.

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he stopped when he noticed the sad look in her eyes. "You're not going to go with me are you?"

She'd be crazy not too. ;)

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The boy was pouting.

Which is adorable, btw. Lol. Just kidding.

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"Has the war already reached Casablanca?" A cold German voice asked, petulantly.

LOL. Casablanca? You're toooooooo cute, Ottery.

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"Oh great, first you Mel and now the Nazi's." Ottery said bowing his head.

"Hey!" She complained smacking him on the back of the head.


:rotfl: OMG! Lol. I LOVE you, Ottery! LOL

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"I never took you for the forceful type Ottery," she said mischievously then stopped reading the look on his face.

Oh brother. Not really likin Mel all that much. Lol.

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I grew up watching a lot of soap operas, and miniseries and reading epic things, so yeah. I can't ever have one simple storyline...so it's easy for me not to confuse all my stories...LOL, and I also don't use the same characters all the time. Oh, and it's half imagination/half real experience.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS SOOO MUCH FUN TO READ...AS WAS LW'SM. YOU'RE THE BEST, AND YOU KNOW IT!

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Harry better be your ducky Ronboy! *jealous Ottery*

Oh Ottery's all jealous of Harry. Lol. *Shannon won't admit she's getting a little jealous of Ronboy* *sighs*

Well, I'm off, sweetie. It was LOVELY being here! I had a marvelous time! Lol. Pams, sweetheart, and soon! I love the story...love you...love everything! *kisses Ottery and Teddy and Lissy and Si and Ottery again* Have a great week, dears!

I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY*I LOVE OTTERY* FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

How am I at this spamming stuff? Anyway, Pams. I love you sweetie!

Shannon:hello:

P.S.~ FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

P.P.S.~ ...AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

One other thing~ ...AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

*clears throat*
...AND EVER!

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 07:33 PM

...AND EVER!

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 07:34 PM

Oh ...AND EVER!

Si 09-28-2005 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
Sorry about the drama Si. I like drama in my life, but not when it's my own drama. ;) If I can help...here's my shoulder.

You are so kind to offer your shoulder. I'm doing much better now though. It's mostly been settled thank God. Drama is good unless it's your own lol.

SHANNON! *tackleglomps*

Hehe anyway love you lyk WHOA Ottery! *glomps*

Ronboy45 09-28-2005 07:37 PM

and ever!

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 07:42 PM

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SHANNON! *tackleglomps*

HI SI!! I hope you're doing better! I miss you!!!

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Originally Posted by Ronboy45
and ever!
*snaps fingers* Oh no, you didn't!

Lol. Hi Ronboy. I'm Shannon. I hear this autobiography is yours! Very nice! Lol. I hope you love Ottery as much as us Angels do. Lol. I used to be his favorite, you know. Lol. Jk. Hope you're enjoying the website too! See you later!

Oh, Ottery? Another little note:

...AND EVER!

Shannon:hello:

Ronboy45 09-28-2005 07:44 PM

and EVER!

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronboy45
and EVER!

Watch it pal!

I saw him first! Lol. Just kidding. Anyway, great to meet you!

I'm gone for good now...PROMISE!

Shannon:hello:

Ronboy45 09-28-2005 07:49 PM

Noooooooooo, don't leave me! I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 07:52 PM

I've made a new friend!
 
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Originally Posted by Ronboy45
Noooooooooo, don't leave me! I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

You have good taste. Lol OHHH! He's so cute! No wonder Ottery loves you! Lol.

Again, I'm Shannon. It's SOO nice to meet you! Lol. I think we can call a truce and share him...unless you want to continue this war...I warn you, however, I ALWAYS get my way. Just ask Ottery. ;) Lol.

Shannon:hello:

Ronboy45 09-28-2005 07:56 PM

Yippee-zippy! I feel loved!:glomp: Nice to meet you too! My name is Chris and this a moose!>:moose::lol: Join SPEW or I will throw cans of re-fried beans at you!:lol:

r+h4ever1 09-28-2005 08:02 PM

Can you feel the love in this thread? LOL.
 
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Originally Posted by Ronboy45
Yippee-zippy! I feel loved!:glomp: Nice to meet you too! My name is Chris and this a moose!>:moose::lol: Join SPEW or I will throw cans of re-fried beans at you!:lol:

LOL. Lol. Well, it's great to meet you Chris. Yes, and this:werewolf: is supposedly a werewolf. Lol. Well, I'd join SPEW if you didn't add in the threat of being abused by canned goods.

OTTERY! I FORGOT, AND I BROKE A RULE! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO QUOTE THE WHOLE THING! I'M SOOO SORRY! I'LL REMEMBER FOR NEXT TIME! I PROMISE!

Ok, I really should go now. It was great to meet you Chris and see Si and love Ottery. Back soon. Lol. "This is a moose"...LOL.

Shannon:hello:

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-29-2005 01:12 AM

*glomps Si* No I didn't forget you loves *glomps Shannon* Angel *glompskisses Ronboy*
 
*Ottery breaks his own rules*
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Originally Posted by Shannon, Ottery's Angel
I think you may have already mentioned this, but isn't Mel the girl who introduced you to Harry Potter in the first place? Just asking. Sorry if you already said this!

You're beyond intuitive. She is kind of based on that old friend. I miss her...Mel wherever you are...I hope you're happy, *blows a kiss as a tear rolls down his cheek, and he smiles to remember her laugh* I'll see you again someday.

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Originally Posted by Shannon, keeper of Ottery's heart
Oh Ottery's all jealous of Harry. Lol. *Shannon won't admit she's getting a little jealous of Ronboy* *sighs*

You've never had reason to be jealous of anyone Shannon. Besides, they're two different kinds of love one's H/Hr...and the other's D/G. LOL. Care to guess? ;)

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Originally Posted by Ottery's Boi, Ronboy
Noooooooooo, don't leave me! I Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

*glomps* You're beyond adorable...and yeah, Shannon's easy to love. She's really sweet. Worth a barrel full of Teddy's, and a Texas full of Otts. She's one of a kind...and I love her too.

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Originally Posted by Shannon, Rulebreaker & Heartbreaker
OTTERY! I FORGOT, AND I BROKE A RULE! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO QUOTE THE WHOLE THING! I'M SOOO SORRY! I'LL REMEMBER FOR NEXT TIME! I PROMISE!

There isn't a rule I haven't made that you can't break and I won't care. LOL. You've forgotten love ;) the angels have an exclusive license to do with Ottery as they please. Always have...that will never change...once an angel...*sighs* at least to me.

Update in a moment...I hope...

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-29-2005 01:40 AM

A flashback in an autobiography? Ottery are you cracked? *checks himself* No Im fine
 
A tear rolled down Ottery's cheek unbidden, and he wiped it away angrily. A rage was coming over him and he was holding onto Melissa's hand rather more violently than he meant to.

"Ottery, Ottery!" She slapped him with her free hand to make him react. He looked at her his eyes watering and threatening to cry.

"Excuse me, what did you call him?" The blonde, blue eyed gentleman asked from the midst of his entourage of Nazi soldier.

That cold, dark voice again...Ottery turned around to face him. He was so much older now than he had been then. Ottery had been fifteen then, truly fifteen and so had Wolfram, that was the man's name. Baron Wolfram von Richtofen. He ran at the man, but Melissa tripped him and Ottery fell on his face.

"Clumsy Otts, let me help you," she said loudly so that the soldiers could hear, then as she bent down next to him whispered, "What the hel do you think you're doing? Picking a fight with the Gestapo? Do you know what they do to people? If they find out..."

"Ottery you said, fraulein. How quaint. I used to know someone by that name, a while ago. A long while ago." He said, taking his gloves off and putting them in the pocket of his uniform. It was then Melissa noticed the wand sitting in there. "Cowardly little..."

"Shut up! Shut up! You vicious sonofa--" Ottery had gotten up suddenly knocking Mel on her bum and lunged at the Colonel, but his goons (T: Technically they were soldiers Ottery O:Goosestepping... T: Well yeah O: Night skulking...) thugs stopped him.

"Temper, temper dear boy, we wouldn't want you...losing your head."

It was those exact words he had heard all those years ago. Those very same words he had heard from another fifteen year old boy, who then was Wolfram...and the sad, painful memory came back to haunt Ottery.

36 years earlier...1920 for those of you keeping track of that.

There were loads of butterflies that day by the lake. Fluttering around their merry wings in every color and style, flying on the summer breeze all around Hogwarts. School had not yet began...and Ruben, Ottery and I were enjoying having the castle mostly to ourselves. Ruben was swinging from the rope we had tied on the tree over the lake, while Ottery was arm wrestling the giant squid, with both arms. It was a hot summer day and we had all decided to go to the lake for a swim. Ruben was wearing some ridiculously long shorts he said came from somewhere called Bermuda...kept arguing they were all the rage there...though Otts and I kept reminding him we were in England and was he cracked. Ottery was wearing those silly little swim trunks with the moving fishies that I loved. It was just like his sense of humor to buy something like that. Myself? Well, being a metamorphmagus has it's advantages...shark one minute, squid the next, then a bird, or a gazelle. So while I was pretending to be Nessy I spotted someone watching us from the castle...a boy, he looked to be from Slytherin House...a lonely fellow, I thought I recognized him. Baron Wolfram von Richtofen...

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-29-2005 01:45 AM

To the theme of The Godfather...why? Because everything sounds cooler that way...LOL
 
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww heck I'm so happy Shannon was here...I'll post more... :lol:

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-29-2005 02:03 AM

This is why wizards don't toy with time...what year are we again? LOL
 
"Hey, what's wrong Nessy?" Ruben was asking, when I turned to look in time to see him slip from the rope he was still swinging from and fall with a splash into the water.

"Haha. Looks like the better man won," Ottery was yelling at the squid, when he started doing that silly little dance of his...the Ottery he calls it. (
T: It's that old? O: Shut up...you're just as old... T: But I look good for my age O: <_< )

Ottery had obviously let go of one of the squids arms and used them both to fight the squid. These distractions aside I looked back up to the castles tower to see if the boy was still there but he was gone, and I could not help but feel uneasily about that. I had thought we were the only ones in the castle, at least that was what Professor Dumbledore had told us.


*Flashforward to the Present (T: *smacks Ottery* Story Present you dork not 2005 O: Ouch...*Ottery turns back the Time Turner* Hey if I go to tomorrow I can already watch the season premiere of Smallville!!!!! T: *smacks* O: Ouch )*

"Your friend has a temper fraulein. What do you think I should...Mein Gott." The man stopped himself, looking at Ottery's face clearly for the first time. "It can't be. You haven't changed at all." He could not believe his eyes.

"Is there a problem here?" Rick asked, having come down the stairs and hopping to sort the whole thing out.

MunchyBubbles 09-29-2005 06:54 AM

Hi Ottery!!
Sorry I haven't been here in awhile but I've been moving! It sucks!!
Well anyway great Story
Love ya Princess Thea

GinnyWeasley07 09-29-2005 07:39 PM

Hola Ottery! Thanks for the pm! I haven't gotten too far into you autobiography, but I have made it to page 6 and that's pretty good since I only started like a 1/2 hour ago. I just got back from a 5 day trip through Andalucia Spain. Spain is so beautiful and historic! I love it here, but I do miss home too. I mean there is just no place like the states, especially when you have internet access whenever you like it there. Internet cafes are nice, but time limits and having to pay by the hour kind of stinks. I love your autobiography so far. It's light and very satisfying to read, but is also serious and deeply intresting too! It's really fun to read! It shows us even more of the sides of Ottery St. Catchpole-lol! I can't wait to read more and find out more about you- and teddy of course!! I send you and Teddy both a large spanglish glomp-because there are many times when i forget what language is what and which im speaking in!! L8r teddy and silly otter prince!

Ronboy45 09-29-2005 08:26 PM

Ottery, don't break wind! It's not very polite!:lol:

Si 09-30-2005 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by r+h4ever1
HI SI!! I hope you're doing better! I miss you!!!

I miss you too! We need to talk more!

*glomps teh Ottery* I LOVE YOU!!!! Loved the update! Autobiographies are love. Post more when you can lovely!



Latinhottie13 09-30-2005 06:12 AM

Ottie, I'm back. Sorry, been busy with school life. I had free time cuz, well I'm home for the rest of the week cuz I got my teeth pulled out today... Dont do it in your life ever, hurts soo much! Anyways, I love it, I mean, its a fabulous story. It took me forever to catch up thought, well, Mucho amor, besos y abrasos... muah!!!

~Lottie

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-30-2005 06:08 PM

Starting next week...Theme Weeks on Ottery's thread...LOL. No I'm not joking...
 
*tackle glomps Princess Thea* I know all about moving loves...I hate it. You don't have to give me a status report either every time you show up...LOL, you're always welcome here. This is my fun thread...you don't even have to read, you can spam if you want. LOL.
*
GinnyWeasley, The Heartbreak Angel: I'm glad you're loving Spain, I'm sure I will too someday, when I get there. You don't have to read honest. It's just nice to hear from old friends...you can read it when you get back to the states. Just spam, okay? Spend your money on chocolates. :lol: You know I would.
*
*glomps Ronboy* I'll keep that in mind loves.
*
Si, I'm always glad when you're here. Just for you, a post...*crosses fingers* I hope.
*
Lottie, now from you I totally want a status report. What have you been doing? Where have you been hiding? Why haven't you been posting? :lol: Don't make me go looking for you :lol: Post when you can loves, same as before you don't even have to read. :loved:
*
Okay, I'm gonna try to write something...but if it sucks...no go until laters okay? I love you all...spam a lot. :lol:

Ronboy45 09-30-2005 06:42 PM

Breaking Wind sounds like a romantic-drama!:lol:I'm weird.

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-30-2005 06:54 PM

Okay, not so much action...and no more flasback, but you'll get both soon as I figure
 
"Your friend has a temper fraulein. What do you think I should...Mein Gott." The man stopped himself, looking at Ottery's face clearly for the first time. "It can't be. You haven't changed at all." He could not believe his eyes.

"Is there a problem here?" Rick asked, having come down the stairs and hopping to sort the whole thing out.

"Nothing Herr Rick. I think this boy and I know each other, but that's impossible," the handsome Baron began. It seemed that whatever business he had originally had with Rick was not as interesting as his old acquaintance.

"Lemme go you goons," Ottery was complaining, as he struggled to get out of the German soldier's grips.

"If you keep giving them a reason, Ottery, it isn't likely they're going to unhand you." Rick replied calmly as he lit a cigarette. Completely neutral.

"Rick's got a point Ottery, stop acting like an idiot. We've got somewhere to be." Melissa said eyeing him threateningly.

At that Ottery calmed down.

"You're leaving Casablanca?" The Baron asked the girl, though his tone made it clear that he doubted it would happen.

"No. I've still got unfinished business here," Ottery replied taking the words from Mel's mouth, though they were talking about two completely different things.

"I hope you have good fortune with your 'unfinished business' Herr..." the Baron began, feigning not knowing the boy's name.

"Ottery, you stupid..." the insult was cut off by the backhand of an angry German soldier. Rick grabbed Melissa by the arm, rightly judging that she was about to knee the Kraut in the crotch. She turned to look at him angrily, but he gave her a warning look, dame or no, he wasn't about to let her get hurt, even if that meant knocking her out for her own good.

Ironically enough the Baron chided his subordinate in German. Ottery couldn't tell heads nor tails. (T: Yeah, you're vocabulary's limited to Kaputt's and Wienerschnitzel O: At least I'll never starve in Germany =P ). The soldier apologized to Ottery who was wiping the blood from his mouth.

"Yeah, sure, just don't let it happen again." He said condescendingly, and turned to see Melissa giving him a glare that warned at worse things to come, at her hands. He smiled at her penantly but knew he wasn't going to get any sympathy from her.

The Baron and Rick walked off to another part of the cafe, while the Germans took a table and listened to Ella and the band, who had gone on playing, pretending they had not seen anything. Melissa took Ottery by the arm, while he just barely managed to grab the butterbeer that Carl had set for him on the bar.

"On my tab...Carl."

He drank it quickly, as Melissa dragged him out of the cafe, into the busy streets of Morocco.

Si 09-30-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
Si, I'm always glad when you're here. Just for you, a post...*crosses fingers* I hope.

I'm glad to be here! Like I said before, I would read anything that was written by you. I stick to my promises. (I am a Southern Belle after all lol)

EEEE! Loved the update! Post again soon!

Sincerely,

~Si, The Scheming Southern Belle Angel, CIC of the Draco Minions, dracocutie89~

MunchyBubbles 09-30-2005 09:18 PM

I love Snow!!
 
Hi My Fellow Royal!!!
*glomps Ottery*

Quote:

*tackle glomps Princess Thea* I know all about moving loves...I hate it. You don't have to give me a status report either every time you show up...LOL, you're always welcome here. This is my fun thread...you don't even have to read, you can spam if you want. LOL.
Yeah moving sucks!!! I'm so freakin ( <~~~~can you say that word??)sore!! And Bruised My bruises have bruises!!!
Yeah I know I don't have to give a status report but hey it's fun! And it's for support, you know so you know i'm here and reading! I'm a Princess We Do that!!
Whoo I can Spam?? Sweet!!! Okay!! I love Snow!!! *grins*

Love ya! Great story too!!

The royal Mob Boss Angel
Princess Thea

OtterySt.Catchpole 09-30-2005 09:49 PM

Here's some more kiddies...I might not be back until Sunday night...maybe...
 
Back to 1920...didn't think I'd just drop the flashback like that did ya'll?


It was evening and we were sitting around a crackling fire when I told Ruben and Ottery about the boy I had thought I'd seen on top of the tower. I had been debating wether or not to bring up the subject at all, since it seemed so silly, it could have just as easily been the heat of the summer day but they were my closest friends and if anyone was going to tell me I was going mental, I thought it best it be them, no?

"This Wolfram fella. Yeah, I know him. Real quiet, even among the Slytherins." Ottery replied.

"You think he's here in the castle?" Ruben asked me curiously.

"Yeah, when we were by the lake I thought I saw him on top of the Astronomy Tower," I answered them back, hesitantly.

Ottery put his hand on my forehead and made as if to see if I had a fever, and I swatted his hand away laughing. He grinned back at me and I blushed. Ruben for the most part was taking me seriously, not that Ottery wasn't but...well lets just say a little more seriously. I could forgive Ottery though, I think I knew what was on his mind just then. I stared into the fireplace, trying to ignore Ottery's stares, and Ruben's complete oblivion.

"Ruben, why don't you go check out the Astronomy Tower and uhm, David and I will...go check out the gardens," Ottery said suddenly, giving me a very naughty grin.

"What? Why don't we all just go?" Ruben asked us completely perplexed.

"I think Ruben's got a good idea." I said, but the boy's were snickering. When I asked them why, Ottery pointed out that I'd turned into a walrus. For the most part I had learned to control my transformations, but...well, sometimes...with really intense feelings...and certain people...

***
I posted for you Si *winks* and Princess Thea...I love when you're here, and Ronboy *shrugs* *tackle glomps Ronboy* I can't help but love you...and that's going to be the title of the next chapter :lol: just for you.

SUPERQUEENRD 10-01-2005 12:41 AM

*shall spam till the end of earth* LoL! Omg amazing posts Otts! *jumps on Ottery's head*Hey did u forget me? *turns head sideways*

Latinhottie13 10-01-2005 03:23 AM

Ottie, I've missed you so much, its not funny really. WEll, lets see, where to begin. The school year began last month, well if we're in oct... then two months ago. I've got bf, been together for 3 weeks. Olivia is getting so big and will start to go to daycare. Lets see, my volleyball team has only lost 2 matches in the whole season. OKay, now that you've read all of that, you might be able to figure out why I haven't been around. I've been here, just haven't had the time to post. But remember Ottie, tienes mi corazon... and even if I dont come on here and post, you always will have it. lol, well... keep up the good work, I'll come by soon, promise... mucho amor, besos y abrasos... muah!!!

~Lottie

MunchyBubbles 10-03-2005 06:17 AM

*Princess Thea walks in crying her eyes out!*
Hi Ottery! *sniffles*
It's a sad day. my most favorite baseball player in the whole world J.T. Snow might be leaving baseball!! *crys* You can't do this to me Not my Snow * crys harder * What am I gonna do with my Snow?? *bawls*
Good story Ottery

Love ya
Princess Thea *walks out still crying*

Si 10-03-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
I posted for you Si *winks* and Princess Thea...I love when you're here, and Ronboy *shrugs* *tackle glomps Ronboy* I can't help but love you...and that's going to be the title of the next chapter :lol: just for you.

*smiles and winks back* I replied for you! *blows kisses* I hate to post and run but I've gotta go to school. Loved the update lovely! <3

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-03-2005 10:32 PM

An update...I'll be back with more laters as soon as I figure out what happens next..
 
Meanwhile back in Morocco...

"Ottery get the hel off that thing!" Melissa yelled.

"Not before I blast that rotten son of..." the sound of his cursing was drowned out by the loud call of a camel. "Out of the way you stupid beast." Ottery yelled at it angrily as it sat in the middle of the street.

Melissa had dragged her reluctant charge into the market streets of Morocco, since they could not leave except under the cover of darkness. She had his wand in her pocket and he sulking, followed her everywhere, until they had reached a fabric bazaar, and there distracted by the fine silks and imported fabrics he had managed to pickpocket his wand back and escape. When Melissa turned around to ask him which color looked better on her, she chanced to see a couple of pigs wearing German soldier uniforms and Ottery missing which automatically meant, something was amiss. The dark haired boy was sitting inside the top hatch of a German tank, when she came around the street corner, followed by three German piggies, and that's when the yelling had begun.

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Not much I know...but Smallville starts in a bit...and I don't want to miss it, first epi of Season Four...w00t... :lol:

Candy: I'd never forget you love, you're the sweetest. *glomps Candy*

Lottie: Well having the boyfriend explains why you're never around... :yes: you cheeky angel you ;) I'll try not to be jealous... :mad:

Princess Thea: There, there dear...*pets* he probably just wants more money, or a year or two off...trust me...they all say it...they seldom do it.

Si: You're beyond sweetness...thanks for sticking around, and I always post for you loves. *bows respectfully*

Here again, thank you all for sticking around...but thank you more just for replying...it gets lonely in here sometimes... :yes: so thank you girls, and remember...you don't have to read to hang out, but lie to a poor ol' man... ;)

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-03-2005 10:44 PM

Don't be no jive turkey...listen to some Disco...
 
Oh by the way...this weeks theme is...

Disco Fever...

Everyone pretend it's the 70's if you weren't around uhm...watch VH1 or something...or look it up on Wikipedia... :lol:

It's 70's Week on Ottery's thread... *plops on a 'fro, his roller skates, and starts doing the Hustle*

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-04-2005 02:38 AM

Here's some more...I'm going to have to end this soon...I'm confusing myself...
 
O: Back to the '20's...
T: I thought this was 70's week *Teddy is wearing large gold chains and an elvis costume*
O: Yeah...uhm...keep it is Teddy but...not the Elvis Hawaii special...
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The three of us were walking down the darkened corridors of the castle, Ruben leading the way with the light of his wand while Ottery behind me sulked because we had not split up. In truth he had only wanted to split up so that he could come looking for me. But that's Ottery, more trouble than...well he's worth all the trouble, really, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered with him all these years.

"Do either of you know the password to the Slytherin Common Rooms?" Ruben asked, turning around to look at us. I shrugged and Ottery mumbled something indecent I was sure, just as sure as I was that he didn't mean it, but he is a boy taken by his sentiment in that moment and he doesn't really think through what he says and how his words might affect others. That's a good thing, because he's honest, but by turns it's bad too because if he isn't careful he can hurt people.

"We wouldn't know it, Ruben. We're Gryffindors, hardly the kind of people they make friends with," I replied.

"Yup. Well, do you think we should try blasting past the portrait?" He asked in all seriousness.

"Let's just go back, if he's here he's going to have to eat, we can wait for him in the Great Hall in the morning," Ottery exclaimed upset.

"Yeah, you're probably right..." I had begun to say when Ottery had started walking away down the hall ahead of us, not waiting. He was angry I could tell, I could just imagine that pout of his...he's always been so quick to give away his sentiments.

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I woke up at midnight to find Ruben half out of his bed, which was normal. He was always dreaming of being a pirate...he swore he had been one in a past life, and I smiled to hear him mumbling something about walking a plank, but when I turned to the left I could see that Ottery's bed was unmade, and his Teddy bear was there pouting, but then again that bear never smiled, it was a curious thing with his arms crossed, sometimes you would find him smoking a cigar. But Ottery was not there. So I slipped on my tennis shoes and in my pajamas I walked out of the dormitory to look for him. I wondered if he was still upset about not having had a chance to talk to me alone, though I well knew what Ottery wanted to talk about. I still wasn't so sure about any of that or maybe I was very sure and I was just afraid it was just Ottery was so demanding sometimes. But it was hard not to love that about him, how demanding he could be.

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-04-2005 05:40 PM

Why is it whenever I get the mood to write I have to go to class? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
I walked down the darknened hallways of the castle, as a cat, I reckoned it was best because they can see in the dark. I left the warm confines of the cozy Common Room to go find Ottery, because he wasn't there. It was funny seeing the castle from a completely different perspective, lower and closer to the ground. I wondered if Ottery would be able to tell it was me and not some stray that had wandered into the castle.

MunchyBubbles 10-04-2005 08:38 PM

Aww thanks Ottery,
Turns out he might not be leaving baseball just the Giants. Oh well.
Good story!
Disco Week? Sweet! *Princess Thea dons a a giant fro wig and some platform heels*
Okay people Party!!!
hehe
Love ya
Princess Thea

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-04-2005 10:32 PM

For my Mob Boss Princess Angel.
 
I told you I was right Princess Thea. ;)

Besides I'm really Mr. Snow's agent... :worship: OH, yeah, it's great to be king. BAck with more updates loves...and I'll clear this story up so it doesn't confuse me too.

MunchyBubbles 10-04-2005 11:21 PM

hehe Yes you were right Ottery!!
Your J.T Snows agent?? Well hook a sista up!! hehe
j/k
I bet it is good being king!
hehe
Love ya
The Mob Boss Princess Angel
Princess Thea

Si 10-04-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
Si: You're beyond sweetness...thanks for sticking around, and I always post for you loves. *bows respectfully*

*bows back* no need to bow lovely. I love your work and I loved the update. Post more when you can! <3

r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:20 AM

SPAMMING BECAUSE I CAN'T POST PROPERLY RIGHT NOW!!!

HI OTTERY! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY! IT'S AMAZING! IT REALLY MAKES MY DAY! BUT I'M SORRY THAT I CAN'T POST RIGHT NOW! JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND THAT I'M LOVING THE STORY!

*kisses Ottery and Teddy and Lissy and Si and my new buddy Chris, and Ottery again* Have a great week, dears!

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How am I at this spamming stuff? Anyway, Pams. I love you sweetie!

Shannon:hello:

P.S.~ FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

P.P.S.~ ...AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

One other thing~ ...AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

*clears throat*
...AND EVER!

r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:21 AM

...AND EVER!


r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:23 AM

...AND EVER!

*eyeing Chris* And ever... I LOVE YOU!

..and ever babe.

r+h4ever1 10-05-2005 12:23 AM

Oh yeah, ...AND EVER!

KellyBear 10-05-2005 02:51 AM

Cue the theme music
 
I'm so far behind, I may never catch up. OK, I'm a woman on a mission!
:worship:



Edit: I had to scroll so far I forgot what I was gonna post. I think it had something to do with the fic, though. Just give me a minute...
Nope, its a no go. My train of thought has been completely derailed. I hate when that happens. Ok, next time, I'm writing it down!!

KellyBear 10-05-2005 04:02 AM

Quote:

T: Yeah, you're vocabulary's limited to Kaputt's and Wienerschnitzel O: At least I'll never starve in Germany =P
Don't forget the frites, they are soooo good! Not sure if I spelled that right, but it's pronounced "freets". I'm on post #156 on page 7 from about mid-page 5. Maybe I will catch up after all!

piperhalliwell13 10-05-2005 11:28 PM

Ottery, great posts. Please post more. They're really interesting. I'm gonna make my own ff soon if you wanna read it. I don't yet know what it's called, but I'll let you know. I hope you'll have fun possibly spamming my future thread (hehe).

P.S. Good luck being evil, hehehehe!

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-06-2005 03:38 AM

En respuesta de ti...
 
I guess I should update but first...*glomps Princess Thea as he puts Mr. Snow in a crate shipping to Cali* It's not first class...going Greyhound really but postage is expensive.
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Si, you're too cool. Thank you for reading. <3 It's the only heart I can make *shrugs* My computers evil.
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You never have too review Shannon, I'm just happy to have you be here at all. Seriously, I love you, and I totally love your story, and if I wasn't so addicted to chat I think I would have given you a proper reply in your own fic :blush: Sorry.
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Kelldar the Crusher *tackle glomps Kel* you're not behind...I wonder how much of that is actually story post...LOL...OMG! I'm such a lousy writer...I'm sorry to keep you all waiting...I used to post daily before and now I'm all bad. But this story is different...it's goofier and funnier and hopefully freer and more whimsical. Well, we'll see if I succeed in the end.
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Piper. You did show up...OMG! You're like the first person ever. Everyone else just says they're going to come visit. LOL. It's a fun thread so you don't even have to read my story...just hang out...I'd love to read your fic when it's up Piper...when you post let me know here, 'kay?
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Okay everyone...let me try and do a quick update...I promise you you'll never go a week without one. Even if I'm not daily...sorry loves. *glomps Everyone*

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-06-2005 04:30 AM

Despite the distractions from the chat thread I did it...LOL
 
Last time on "Ottery's One Life To Live"...

I walked down the darknened hallways of the castle, as a cat, I reckoned it was best because they can see in the dark. I left the warm confines of the cozy Common Room to go find Ottery, because he wasn't there. It was funny seeing the castle from a completely different perspective, lower and closer to the ground. I wondered if Ottery would be able to tell it was me and not some stray that had wandered into the castle.
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The floor was cool beneath my paws, it was nice in the summer, it was warmer than we were accustomed too and the rains had not come down as they usually did during the season. I let out a mew, just to hear my voice and I skipped ahead just barely missing the Bloody Baron...I don't fancy a ghost going through me...even as a cat it doesn't feel nice. Like a cold wet finger being run down your spine, and you're covered in slime too. I don't think I would have liked having to lick that off as a cat.
I came upon them suddenly as I turned a corner. Glad that I was a cat and they couldn't see me, both because of my smaller size, the quiet tread of a feline's feet, and the shadow that covered the corner of the hallway. They were talking quietly but though there tone was not high or angry you could tell that they were hardly being warm to each other.
(T: A Slytherin and a Gryffindor? What were they supposed to do? Square dance. O: *glares*)

"Wolfram...I can't say I know you," Ottery said, as he sat on the window sill of the castle with his arms crossed, a lighted candle next to him.

"St. Catchpole. I'm sorry I can't say the same," the Slytherin replied rather without shame.

"What exactly is that supposed to mean?"

"Professor Dumbledore's favorite pupil...the worst student in the school, class clown...those were your knickers on the flagpole last year weren't they?"

Ottery blushed at that even as he smiled mischievously.

"It's an American thing. Salute my shorts." He said proudly. I couldn't help but laugh...which was funny because I didn't think cat's could laugh, it was something like trying to hack up a furball so I put a quick stop to that.

"Yes well, you New worlders...you've got quaint ways about you don't you?"

"Yeah well...we do fine thanks," Ottery replied. "What are you doing here? A bit early in the year isn't it?"

"I could ask the same of you." The boy replied.

"Yeah well, that's top secret."

"Ditto."

"Yeah, well that isn't going to work for me," Ottery replied menacingly and I thought it best then to step in. I walked out of the shadows.

"Hello," I said.

"Just the person I was looking for," Wolfram said.

"Why exactly is that?" Ottery asked ready to pounce.

"You his bodyguard or something?"

"Something is right." Ottery said, as I walked between them. I knew this conversation was not going to end well if I didn't stop it soon.

"You're a metamorphmagus aren't you?" He asked me suddenly ignoring Ottery.

"Yeah," I replied quietly.

"You'd have done better in Slytherin. If you're interested in being with a better class of friends..."

I had my hand at Ottery's chest by then to hold him back. He was angry, always quick with his temper. He wasn't particularly fond of Slytherins then either but then again we were in Gryffindor. So it came as a surprise then when Wolfram walked up to me and put something in my hand. It was a pin, a shield with an S made of a snake.

"If you ever need me, just call," he said and I turned to look at him curiously. Why would he be interested in me? Then it happened as quick as lightning, he pushed Ottery back causing him to fall to the floor and he kissed me, smiled mischievously and he started to walk away.

"Hey! Come back here you lousy..." Ottery started yelling obscenities after him and started running after him down the hallway as I stood there dumbstruck. I wondered why he wanted to have anything to do with me. I'd find out not too much later and I would regret it forever after, but just then I was surprised, and Ottery was angry.

Lissydove 10-06-2005 07:22 AM

:worm: You didn't see anything... hehe

I need to catch up... Not too far behind... :shifty:

I see Ottery has been overtaken by the evils of chat... hehe *excellent* (always a Mr. Burns impression)

I will return... Oh yes... :shifty:

:glomp: :loved:

allucha 10-06-2005 12:28 PM

great update, keep it coming
PAMs

KellyBear 10-06-2005 01:02 PM

Yeah, and it's given me a chance to catch up. But, I'm trying to figure out out whose story it is now...I mean, whose perspective? Mel's? I missed that part. I'm gonna go back and see if I can figure it out; I must have read it too fast.

Lissydove 10-06-2005 03:24 PM

:shifty: Ok, So I'm up to date... I only had a few posts to read, really, just because I have't posted in awhile, doesn't mean I wasn't checking in... :whistle:

hermione032192 10-06-2005 04:05 PM

*Rows by in her small boat* Well!! Look what I've found! The Captin's life story! lol. Its a good story Captin. I like the whole Casablanca thing. I love that movie. And Melissa is a cool character.

That last post was...wow. lol.

This is my first Ottery fic I'm reading, believe it or not. I have to get used to the continued spam. lol.

Anyway, post soon!

Si 10-06-2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole
Si, you're too cool. Thank you for reading. <3 It's the only heart I can make *shrugs* My computers evil.

Okay everyone...let me try and do a quick update...I promise you you'll never go a week without one. Even if I'm not daily...sorry loves. *glomps Everyone*

You're very welcome. Haha I stopped doing the other hearts. I do them every once in a while.

I see we've sucked you into the chat thread. It's a fun place to be. ^_^

*hugs* LOVED the update! Post more soon! <3

Ronboy45 10-06-2005 08:45 PM

Ottery-Rocky, you have upset your Frank N. Furter. Now he is going to sob uncontrollably and never stop.:cry:

piperhalliwell13 10-06-2005 09:44 PM

Ottery, of course I showed up!!! How could you think I wouldn't. I stick to my word, learn that. I still don't have my ff up yet, bu I will soon. Keep posting, ok?

Piper
P.S. Don't you just love this smilie? Go BANANAS!! :bnadnce:

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 02:40 AM

Smallville was sooooooooooo good tonight. OMG! LOL Update soon I hope.
 
*glomps Lissylove* Yes chat is evil, I haven't updated my fic and I'm ignoring everyone elses to be with you beautiful people at the chat. Evil. Evil I say. LOL That's why I love it. I love evil. LOL.
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Allucha, thanks for coming back. I've been reading your story I've just been, uhm busy with the chat to post...LOL It's addictive, it's evil, don't go to the chat kiddies. LOL
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Kelldar the Crusher LOL *glomps Kel* It's David's perspective, you know the metamorphmagus boy back at the beginning of the story. Old friends will be making a comeback, I didn't want to just create them and then drop them. But you'll see soon. Also I was experimenting with first person perspective, I always use omnicient narrator so I thought...just see how well I could pull it off. I think I did okay.
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So you're spying on me Lissy? LOL *glomps* You're always welcome here, and post when you can, I know how busy you are with the chat...er Uhm I mean your new mod duties. LOL.
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Hermione *lets her on the boat* welcome aboard and spam all you want. LOL.
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Si, you've got a big heart anyways so it doesn't matter what kind of hearts you use *winks* <3 So whadda ya think? Too slow too confusing? Too Ottery? LOL
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*glomps Ronboy, wipes his eyes and gives him lots of smoochies because he's cute* I'll Rp. It was that evil chat I tell you. LOL
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Piper. :pianobana Gotta love those crazy 'nanners don't ya? Let me know when your fic is up, and I'm glad you keep to your word. I always try to. :vgame:
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I love you all. I'm gonna see if I can post more and I'm sorry I'm so caught up in chat I've been neglecting you all even though you're lovely peeps. *glomps everyone* Here goes nothing.

KellyBear 10-07-2005 03:02 AM

Oh, look who decided to drop in!? Nice to see you, stranger! Glad to see you were able to tear yourself away from the Gofers and pop in. :lmao:
I did go back and find that it was David. And yes, you are doing well. :glomp:

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 03:22 AM

Back to the forties...I think David's flashback is done with but its not the last of
 
When last we left our intrepid heroes in the hot seering city of Casablanca...

Melissa had dragged her reluctant charge into the market streets of Morocco, since they could not leave except under the cover of darkness. She had his wand in her pocket and he sulking, followed her everywhere, until they had reached a fabric bazaar, and there distracted by the fine silks and imported fabrics he had managed to pickpocket his wand back and escape. When Melissa turned around to ask him which color looked better on her, she chanced to see a couple of pigs wearing German soldier uniforms and Ottery missing which automatically meant, something was amiss. The dark haired boy was sitting inside the top hatch of a German tank, when she came around the street corner, followed by three German piggies, and that's when the yelling had begun.
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"Ottery I'm giving you three seconds to get off of that tank, before I start blasting things. I'm not kidding," Melissa threatened, but for the three pigs in uniform standing around her she was an imposing figure for a girl of fifteen.

"No!" Ottery yelled pouting. He was being his usual stubborn self.

"Look Mister. I don't know what you think we're going to accomplish stealing a German tank but..."

"I'm going to make that lousy, stinking German son of..."

"Ottery! I'm a lady, try to remember that." Melissa said pushing her brown curls out of her face. A warning sign that her patience was wearing thin.

"Aww c'mon Mel, you're no more a lady than I am..." before he had been able to finish that thought she had jumped on the treads of the tank and she was at his side her hand a fist.

"You were saying?" She asked, as she leaned close to his face causing him to bend backwards away from her threatening stare.

"I'm going to kill him, and you can't stop me." Ottery replied defiantly.

"What is the fuss all about you crazy git?"

"He stole...he stole...something," Ottery replied refusing to look into her eyes.

"Fine. Lets get it back, and be done with it." Melissa reasoned.

"It's not that easy." Ottery whispered.

"Ottery make some bloody sense!" She screamed.

"He stole my kiss. He stole my first kiss." Ottery replied tears streaming down his eyes.

Melissa started gave him an odd look, a disbelieving glance, and then she started laughing. That long loud throaty laugh that was unabashed and seemed to shake all of her. Ottery loved that laugh, it was beautiful, joy unfettered. He loved that about her. He smiled.

"Ottery you dork. It's not the first kiss that counts," she said, "It's all the one's that come after."

"Oh shut up Mel, what do you know. You've never been in love."

She stopped laughing then and gave him an angry stare. "You stupid blind...egotistical, insufferable..."

"Outta the way camel!" Ottery threatened.

"Men! You're impossible. This world would be so much better without you crazy, uncouth..." Melissa was ranting now, and in her distracted state Ottery went for his wand. He jumped away from Melissa's grasp and she pulled her wand too but not to stop him. She knew it was too late for that.

A blinding flash of bright light kept the bystanders from seeing Ottery's magical mayhem. He had in his desperation turned the camel into a mouse. Melissa's quick thinking had kept his magic secret. It seemed that she was always trying to cover up the boys tracks, back at Hogwarts it had been the same and now things were no different. Her temper was flaring. Except for the war she knew that the local wizarding authorities might be apparating any minute now to arrest them. Sadly, among her many talents speaking Arabic, German, was not amongst them.

MunchyBubbles 10-07-2005 06:13 AM

I LOVE Snow!!
 
Hiya Ottery!!
*tackle glomps Ottery!!*

Quote:

...*glomps Princess Thea as he puts Mr. Snow in a crate shipping to Cali* It's not first class...going Greyhound really but postage is expensive.
Yay! *dances to disco music* I get to see Snow I get to see Snow!!
Thanks Ottery you Rock! All hail Prince Ottery!!:worship:
And cause we are celebrating!! :bubbly: :bubbly:
These New Smiles rock!!
:snowflak: :snowflak: :snowflak: I love Snow!!

Well I love your story!
Love ya
The Mob Boss Princess Angel
Princess Thea

KellyBear 10-07-2005 01:18 PM

So that's what all the fuss is about? A stolen kiss? Otts, your such a romantic;) How sweet.:loved:

allucha 10-07-2005 02:32 PM

hey, i can speak arabic, and german sort off, hehe
and its great to see u update your post after chatting with the Gofers ;)

hermione032192 10-07-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Hermione *lets her on the boat* welcome aboard and spam all you want. LOL.
*steps off her small and walks aboard* I like it here. Better than the hostile shipping ships. lol. I like Mel a lot. She and Otts make a good couple. lol. But dont pull an Oliver Twist and have her beat to death. *shudders* That was scary. Anyway, great post! Loved it!

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 04:09 PM

The Otter Replies...or the first cold of the season...chill of an early fall
 
You totally snuck in there while I was posting... :lol: *glomps Kelldar the crusher even as he's blushing* I can't help it...*is there right now* the Gofers are cool. I loved chatting with you the other day, you should check in when you can to see if I'm there...it's goofy fun. *laughing hysterically* I love it. But I love you all too.
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Princess Thea. You so need to change your location...put something like..."Waiting for Ottery's Care Package...a.k.a. Mr. Snow... :lol: it's a beautiful day outside w00t. And thank you for hailing me... *Ottery turns to Teddy* Open hailing frequencies number one!
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Kell...uhm... :blush: kisses are very important. :blush:
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Ali, you're back *glomps* I wish I could speak Arabic and German...well not German so much...I'd prefer French or Portuguese...keep updating your story it's really interesting. *tells his audience* you all should check it out but only if you've read HBP...click Allucha's siggie.
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Hermione. *glomps* Don't worry, you can ship anything you want here and we wont go all wonky faints on you >> like this :vgame: or this >> :dizzy: Mel's cool, she's my curly brown haired heroine...but...I can't say what's gonna happen. *looks out the window* it's our first cold of the season and that means that winters come...*starts to feel melancholy* I remember Mel...*wipes a tear* but remember it's 2005 now...Update...if SS doesn't crash...it's being really slow right now.

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 04:31 PM

I'm feeling some more...but I don't know what to write? LOL OMG! Weirdness...LOL
 
"Sorry Mel, but you wouldn't understand," Ottery said as he pushed her off the tank. She landed softly on a cushion that Ottery had apparated in the blink of time it took her to fall. Just as he was the faster speller of the two he was also a considerate but ultimately insufferable, pain in the...well thanks to the cushion really there wasn't any pain. She sighed as the dark haired boy rolled off in the tank picking up the sand and throwing dust in the warming air of the old city street.

She started walking next to him, jogging to keep up.

"Ottery this thing is a tank not an Austin-Healy it can't go very fast." She said stubbornly.

"You're not going to stop me Mel."

"Boys never listen to reason," she said, as the three little German piggies followed behind her, squealing in protest. She huffed loudly, turned around and turned them back into humans, not caring anymore if anyone saw her or not. Ottery on a stolen German tanks was bound to cause enough of a ruckus with the Muggles that she didn't think they would mind seeing some magic.

"Think about Rick, Otts, is this how you're going to repay him back? Crushing his bar. Don't be thick."

(T: She was young wasn't she. Ottery not being thick, why didn't she just ask you not to breathe? :lol: O: One of these days Teddy, one of these days...Pow! Right in the kisser)

The tank stopped abruptly, a street away from the Cafe Americain. The boy looked determined, but quiet. He had come to a decision she knew.

"It's nice to see you listening to reason for a change Ottery," she said as he hopped off the tank.

"You're right. I'm going to go in there and blast his block off!" The boy yelled.

As he started to walk back to the bar Melissa whispered, "I'm sorry Ottery," as she blasted him into sleep. His body lay on the ground unconscious. She knelt next to him and ran a hand through his hair. "The things you make me do you stupid crazy otter."

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 04:36 PM

Yay readers. *glomps them* Mwahahahaha...it took a slow chat to get me to post. :lol:

hermione032192 10-07-2005 04:41 PM

k I ship Otts/Mel! lolz. Just, dont kill her off. lol.

cool post. Otts was shot down! lol. Post soon. Im acually reading this. lolz

Lissydove 10-07-2005 05:35 PM

w00t!!! I managed to get into Ottery's fic after about ten minutes. Ten minutes to read. Ten minutes to get a screen to reply in. Hmmmm... Ten more to post? Well, my dear Ottery, this is gonna be a 30+ minute venture for me. Ahhhhh you're worth it.... :glomp:

SS is being a slug!!! :mad:

I digress.

Chat has an excess of evil, yes. :evil: I will frequent it even more, now that you are there, my dearie! :glomp: Feel free to ignore fics to come see us... :evil: (Just not yours) :glomp: I will always make room in my busy schedule to come here and to see you there... :whistle: What? I get stuff done! All of my spy chat MSN work that is... :shifty: hehe I would never shirk my duties! :angel: Buahahahahahaha!

I think my post made no sense. But it's ok, I'm sick :( and I think I have a fever.


Oh, and by the way, it's not terribly nice to leave us on a cliffie with an unconcious Ottery! :worried:

Loves ya anyway! :loved:
Lissy

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 08:55 PM

More post because Hermione032192 was here looking for some earlier...
 
Hermione *glomps* You're so cool to actually be reading my story *whispers* No one else is, but you and Si I just like to pretend that I don't know that they're not reading... :lol: I'm just happy to have you all here...well...since you're reading...and you've got a ship *sighs* :vgame: I'll post more.
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LissyLove. That was so beyond sweet. :cry: I really don't deserve a friend like you :blush: I don't *tackle glomps**sniffles* :cry: I didn't know you were a spy? Who for? The CIA, the Mossad? MI6? Or will you have to kill me if you say? *overly excited* I always wanted to be a spy...*grrrr Pierce*
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Okay, so here's some more...due to the super slowness of SS...I will reply and post in the same one... :lol:

:bubbly:


He woke up with a thundering headache, surrounded by darkness and the sound of a rhythmic clattering. Ottery grabbed the back of his aching neck. It didn't feel wet, so he wasn't bleeding, and that at least was a good thing. He checked his pockets but his wand was not there. Just where the devil was he? Given the sound, he could feel the wood beneath his hands, and the straw over it, he was in a boxcar. He was on a train, but where? Because he well knew where he was headed if his suspicions were right.

"Lumos," a soft voice called out in the dark.

Melissa was sitting across from him. She was dressed more appropriately for the occassion, gone where the pretty dress that she had worn back in Casablanca replaced now by khaki pants, a bomber jacket, and very big black boots. Ottery wondered for a second that she had not kicked him in the back of the head, it hurt so much, and he would not put it past her, given the trouble he had given her.

"Where are we?" He asked, sitting up.

"On the Hogwarts Express of course," she said smiling mischievously.

"If you weren't a girl Mel, I'd sock you one."

"Ottery. Shut up." She said, throwing the dark haired boy a smile and a bottle of aspirin. "You probably need those. My sleeping charms never seem to come off painlessly. I've never been very good at them." She admitted.

"Where are we going?" He asked, hoping his suspicions were wrong.

"Back to Britain, where do you think? Ottery, Dumbledore has you doing something important, and whatever that is you have to do it. Ruben and David are waiting for you and..."

He stopped her at the mention of his friends. He had not known they would be back at Hogwarts. A part of him felt a familiar warmth in his chest, at the prospect of seeing his friends again, but...

"I don't want to go back. I can't believe you suckered me." He replied, completely believing that she had gotten the better of him, just very surprised that she had resorted to such underhanded tactics to get him out of Casablanca.

"You can't believe I suckered you?" She asked incredulously.

"You kept me from my revenge." Ottery replied angrily, the villains face fresh in his mind, along with that old memory.

"Look Ottery, I don't know what you and this Wolfram guy have got against each other but it isn't important. (T: Not yet anyways, O: Teddy shut up...no spoilers). There's a whole world out there at war and all you can think about is some stupid kiss...and just what did you mean by that? Ottery, the man's like forty and you're fifteen?"

"I didn't mean anything. Besides it wasn't me he kissed." Though it escaped Ottery, Melissa sighed a little, in relief at those words. "Now can I have my wand back?" The boy demanded petulantly.

"Not until you tell me what you meant by that," she asked hiding her jealousy masterfully. Just who's kiss had he lost anyways?

"Nothing Mel, nothing, okay." The boy replied placatingly. "Besides, you're not going to give it back are you?"

"Not until we're in the same room as Dumbledore, I don't trust you, you troublesome little..."

Ottery stuck his tongue out at her and sat against the other wall of the train, crossing his arms and pouting. But Melissa could be such a pain sometimes. Still, the truth was she had gotten the better of him, and there were few people who could. There was a weakness in his heart he knew for Melissa...something about her laugh that made him love her, though he would never admit that to her or himself.
In her own way, Melissa had a hold on his heart...but someone else had the rest. He sighed, and closed his eyes, resigned to returning to his secret work for Dumbledore. He pondered if maybe he should not tell Melissa everything, to give up his secret, but it was not his alone, and he was not going to do it without the others permission. After everything that he had put them through the last thing he wanted was to betray them. He felt the weight of their dilemma and though they never held it against him, Ottery well knew it was his fault. If they had not come to school after him, they would not now be embroilled in the same mess that they all were in.
He wanted to choke Dumbledore. He really did. He cursed the day that man came into his life...and then he blessed it in the same breath. It had gotten him away from that evil witch, his aunt. He sighed and lost himself in his thoughts, while Melissa chattered in the background about the uselessness of men in general, and what a pity it was women had to put up with them.

OtterySt.Catchpole 10-07-2005 09:06 PM

I can't promise anything hermione...just remember...uhm...it's 2005...
 
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Originally Posted by hermione032192
k I ship Otts/Mel! lolz. Just, dont kill her off. lol.
cool post. Otts was shot down! lol. Post soon. Im acually reading this. lolz

O_o *Upon more careful reading* I was not shot down...someone just got there first...hmph...*pouts*

Lissydove 10-07-2005 10:36 PM

Ottery, my dear, you are so sweet yourself. :glomp: I say that I don't deserve you, but then we just wouldn't deserve each other and that's just crazy :dizzy: :lol: In summary, I'm grateful to have you as a friend and am happy to be posting. I promise I won't stop again! :loved: :glomp: You're stuck with me. Again. ^_^

Besides, this fic is getting really intriguing. Secret missions, vendettas, old loves lost, Casablanca, flashbacks through time - you have it all! Dying to know more! :yes:

Spy? Moi? :shifty: hehe... I'll teach you the special spy handshake... No, not me! Never! :no:

*sigh* This is taking so long, I think I'll be camping out in your fic again. Ah, well, maybe Si will send me the minions.

Loves,
Lissy

PS: If I missed any typos, sorry it just takes too long to go edit right now. <_<


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