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r+h4ever1 11-06-2005 03:40 PM

Oh and yeah: AND EVER AND EVER! :glomps:

r+h4ever1 11-06-2005 03:41 PM

Almost forgot: AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!! *GLOMPS*

Shannon :hello:

Lissydove 11-06-2005 05:47 PM

:glomp: X infinity and more :glomp:

My dearest Ottery! :glomp: (another for good measure)

Great new post! ^_^ I'm suspicious of our David now, though. :shifty: Why did he tell you Red scarab, when we know it is the Blue one? :shifty: Is he trying to mislead you? Did he miss what DD said? Was he thinking of vanilla too? :huh:

*smothers my Otter in a big hug and won't let go* Why are you crying? Who was mean? :mad: Lissy gets out her boxing gloves and a huge can of you- know-what. Gggggrrrrrr.... I can tolerate meanies, they can say all they want to me, but mess with someone I love.... gggrrrrrrrrr Let me at them! :mad:

I've missed you lots and lots too! :glomp: I figured you had to go the other day, but I didn't know there were meanies... :mad: But since then, I've been working :( It's the weekend, after all. So I haven't been in much either. I read your Percy story and I thought it was brilliant! :bow: I'm hoping for an Ottery win myself! :yes:

Loves you much! :loved: Don't let the meanies get you down. Lissy will take care of them!
Lissy

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-06-2005 08:34 PM

Replies, then I'll try a post, we have to finish this fic. Yep, ending soon.
 
*Ottery on seeing Shannon's post* :cry:
*All the angels ask* Aaaaaaaaaaaawwww, overwhelmed by emotion Ottery?
O: No :cry: All that color is hurting my eyes.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

:lol: *glomps Shannon forever* I miss you. You're the sweetest. If I didn't feel good your posts always make me feel loved. Thank you. *glomps and never lets go*

***


Lissy, what can I say. You make me cry too. :cry: :lol: I'm just kidding. You all are too sweet, I've been kind of in the dumps lately...life's closing in on me and...cornered animals always lash out...so if I've been cold or mean to anyone here I'm sorry, you're the only one's who are my truest friends and I love you all, you all always care enough to try to make me feel better. I love you all for that. Somedays I need it more than others.

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-06-2005 09:33 PM

No the asterixes aren't there because I was cursing... Not in front of the ladies...
 
T: It was Rupert wasn't it.
O: Teddy shut up about it already. :blush: You're supposed to keep my secrets, hello!

~

Everything was darkness and sadness and despair and all the world could go away because it would never change. Everyone loved the Baron, Wolfram despaired of ever being like his father. Even his enemies liked him. He wanted to escape the long shadow cast by that man, but he knew he never would, they had the same name, they had the same blood, and blast him they had the same curse. He was crying angry tears. He was finding it hard to breathe. He was so angry he was having to remind himself to breathe, he was killing himself because of the old man. Dam him, dam him and his blasted quests and his stupid goals, and his evil plans, he was his own person, he didn't need to follow everything the Baron had laid out for him. But if he disobeyed the old fool he would be left with what? Gone the inheritance and the happy easy life. But it wasn't such an easy life.

He walked into the chamber and found his father sleeping on the floor an empty wineskin next to him hardly the regal figure he knew the old man could impose. He wanted nothing more than to kick him. To knock him over and beat the fool senseless.

"Forget this," the younger Wolfram said. He walked out of the chamber. Let his father lose his precious prize right under his own drunken nose. He knew there would be consequences but at the moment they mattered very little. He wanted to go home. He wanted to go back home and feel safe and warm and loved. If only for a bit.

***


I'm gonna go outside and play.

KellyBear 11-06-2005 10:57 PM

*waves* I'm baaa-aack!
Have fun outside, sweets!

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-07-2005 02:56 AM

*giving LissyLove smoochies and glomps, welcoming Kel back & swooning over Rupert*
 
*Ottery & Teddy run in blasting at the pesky Martians trying to take over SS* Leave it to my evil self to go all capitalist pig and hire cheap foreign labor yo!

***


"It's the red one Ottery," David replied soflty, taking the boys hand in his.

"Oh." Ottery answered, a little surprised. Dumbledore had mentioned that then, likely he had been thinking about something else when Old Wulfric had said that. He blushed to think what it was his mind had been on at the time. It hadn't been chocolate.


~~~


"This adventures getting old." Ottery exclaimed and walked past the kids, let's just get it and go, already." He made to grab the red scarab.

"Ottery DON'T!" Ruben exclaimed, but he was too late to stop his friend.

What happened next happened quickly. A momentary mistake that would change their lives forever.


END BOOK II


~~~


*Everyone walks out of the theater* Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Teddy take that spotlight off me you jerk...my eyes haven't adjusted yet.

I hope you all liked the story, I had loads of fun writing it. *waves* :bye:

Lissydove 11-07-2005 02:57 AM

*hugs you tight* :glomp:

You are never mean or cold to anyone! :glomp: We're always here for you! Don't you worry about that! :no: And we all need a little extra love sometimes. *loves and loves* :glomp: X always. :loved:

I keep missing you tonight... I fixed my typo! :P

Loves ya much!
Lissy

Lissydove 11-07-2005 02:58 AM

:gasp: You're invisible! *chases*

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-07-2005 03:00 AM

:eek: Lissy's here... *hides under the invisibility cloak* Wait a minute. We like Lissy... :lol: *madtackleglomps* Gotta do homework, but I'll try to chat with you tomorrow LissyLove. I miss you. :glomp:

Latinhottie13 11-07-2005 04:39 AM

What! Oh come on, I was just starting to get interested. Gah... but you are making a new story right. At least thats my impression of your siggy... yes, I did notice that. Ottie I loved, you know I do... and I hope this next story come soon... really soon. lol... well, mucho amor... muah!!!

~Lottie

MunchyBubbles 11-07-2005 05:38 AM

What???
 
*Princess Thea saunters into the Theater.*
Hey what the? why is it all dark? :erm:
The fic is over? NOOO!!!:no::cry: :cry:
What will I do with my time?
Oh I know write my own Story!:head:

WEll I love it Ottery! And I love you! I hope you feel better! Seriously!
And If I ever catch people being mean to you, Well lets just say I have thugs and I know how to use Them!!!! :lmao:

Love ya Ottery!!
Princess Thea :woot:

dannylover 11-07-2005 12:47 PM

Ottery! I posted! It rocks!!

peppy :upside:

allucha 11-07-2005 08:53 PM

Good ending to book II. the is going to be more though, the bit in your siggie "Loves evil". I wonder...

r+h4ever1 11-07-2005 10:10 PM

Parting is such sweet sorrow...It was amazing though
 
*STANDING OVATION WITH CHEERS AND BANNERS AND A LOT OF SMILIES* :bow: :loons: :woot: :chrleadr: :eek: :ron: <Who else but Rupert?

:glomp:OTTERY!!! OMG. I LOVE YOU AND I LOVED THIS STORY, AND I'M JUST SO SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG AND THAT I DIDN'T SEE YOU FOR SO LONG. I MISS YOU A LOT. I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH! AND I STILL MISS YOU. AND I LOVED THIS STORY SO MUCH...RONBOY IS REALLY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU DEDICATE THIS AMAZING FIC TO HIM!

WE'RE ALL SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS OUR FRIEND AND YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND ANY OF US COULD EVER HOPE FOR. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.:glomp:

Sorry, I cannot resist...

I LOVE OTTERY! I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY! I LOVE OTTERY! I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY!I LOVE OTTERY! OTTERY IS MY HERO! OTTERY ES MI NUTRIA SOLA! TE ADORO Y TE AMO MI OTTERY! LO SIENTO! Y WEALSEY IS MY KING, BUT OTTERY ST. CATCHPOLE IS MY SSHBP! (AND MY EVERYTHING ELSE PRINCE) *GLOMPS OTTERY A MILLION TIMES, SMOTHERING HIM WITH KISSES* (IN A TOTALLY H/HR WAY, GUYS! ;)) TE ADORO Y PAMS! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST! YOU'RE MY HERO!

Ladies...Angels...Ronboy...LISSY AND SI AND PT I LOVE YOU too, but Ottery is at the top of my list!!! I Love you, Ottery, in case you didn't get it the first time.

*tackle glomps Ottery FOREVER and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever*

Te adoro, babe. You know that. I always will. *glomps with kisses and hugs and smilies and Rupert* You're the best.

Shannon :hello:

P.S. AND EVER AND EVER!

r+h4ever1 11-07-2005 10:17 PM

Ottery is declared Shannon's and Rupert's favorite person EVER!
 
:loved: RUPERT *hearts* OTTERY!:loved:
http://www.myblog.fr/albums/Rupert-Grint/48389.jpg
:loved: WHO WOULDN'T LOVE OTTERY?:loved:

Oh and yeah: AND EVER AND EVER!

Though I LOVE Rupert to the point of swooning, he's got NOTHING on MY OTTERY ST. CATCHPOLE...I'm just stating a simple fact.

r+h4ever1 11-07-2005 10:27 PM

OTTERY IS AMAZING!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...2/cast/ron.jpg
EVEN RON THINKS SO

(But Shannon wants everyone to know that Ottery is HER HERO! Plus he's the best writer on SS EVER!)


I do love you, you know. *pats Teddy* Sorry, I only have eyes for OTTERY! Cause he's the BEST!
AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!

Okay, I'm done now...promise...

Shannon :hello:

AND EVER AND EVER!

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-07-2005 11:39 PM

Not a proper send off I'm afraid, buts its all I can muster.
 
T: The critics are saying the ending was too abrupt.
*Ottery doing his hair in front of the vanity* O: The cads... *fires the cannons at the critics* Besides...it isn't over... *glares at the readers* until the epilogue is post. *sighs* Oh, well... *rushes out on stage to an empty hall* <_< But I always get the last word in...

:music: Send in the clowns... :music:

~

Epilogue
or
"...the wound that would not heal, It's the bitter taste of losing everything, I've held so dear..."



Present

An old cottage on a hill.

"Is that it?" The little boy asked. "Just like that and wham it's over?"

"What you wanted maybe a car chase?" The cranky old man asked. The children knew better than to take him seriously, he was always going off on a rant about something or other. It was hard to take the old codger seriously sometimes, blathering on about martians and his teddy bear as it were.

"No. But what happened to Ottery, viejo?" The little girl asked more diplomatically.

"Yeah, I mean, what happened?" Another boy asked, and the old man raised his eyes to see a group of children sitting around him before the fire, listening to his story.

He silently blessed them all for humoring a crazy old man and his lunacies, and he sighed.

"Did he have a happy ending?" A girl with short brown hair asked, sweetly.

The old man smiled at her, his saddest smile. She was dear to his heart. He could not lie to her, to spare her though.

"No. There were no happy endings for Ottery St. Catchpole. There were bright sparkles of happiness in his life," the old man smiled, remembering the soft melody from the music box, the angels, a cute and funny redhaired boy, and old friends, "but his life was a bittersweet symphony."

"Save the lectures old man, what happened then." An impatient little blonde girl asked, pouting with annoyance. She was obviously used to getting her way.

"What happened was that he had great adventures with his friends. He saw the world and he was happy when he could be. Now go off with you, I'm an old man and I need my rest." El viejo told the children. They knew they would get no more stories out of him. At least not on that day. When they were gone he walked over to his bed, where a frayed old bear sat waiting for him.

"You're a fool you know that," the bear said, it was not a question.

"I'm an old fool, and I'm tired." He lay down to sleep. In the silent evening, his bear hugged him goodnight.

Fini


~

*Ottery hugs everyone* Yeah, uhm, I'm tired kiddies. Thank you all for humoring an old man. I'm sorry to say Lottie was wrong, Love's Evil is not a fic. I don't think I'll be writing HP fics for a while. Except maybe for the Tri-Ferret Tourney, stop by kids. I love you all. Thank you again.

*Ottery and Teddy walk out*
T: You're a fool Ottery, you know that.
O: :music: I'll be seeing you, in all the old familiar places... :music:


EDIT: "...the wound that would not heal, It's the bitter taste of losing everything,
I've held so dear..."
by Sarah McLachlan. Yeah, stealing, even if it's just ideas sucks!

Latinhottie13 11-08-2005 04:32 AM

Oh, well that makes me feel stupid. :blush: Dang, no more Ott's... oh yeah, that sotry on PF is funny... I dont think I'd be ready for such a thing... yeah. But your story was good. There's one about Hermione and I was excited by it at the beginning, but it didn't really meet my standards... lol. Why should I be talking... well, I loved your story and I'm very sad it has ended. I do hope you will tell me when you do write a new one. Te quedo mucho Ottie, mucho amor, besos y abrazos... adios!

~Lottie

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-08-2005 06:18 AM

To my dearest Lottie...and friends...
 
:glomp: Stupid? Why dear? Love's Evil was going to be a fic I was going to write...but I've decided the Ferret contest deserves all of my attention *cough* as does your fic, and Peppy's and Ali's and everyone else's*cough* you guys write your little hearts out, and they're some of the best fics here on SS IMHO.

T: Otts should know, at one point he was reading all of them. *fires the cannons*
O: Felt that way, anyways... <_<

I'm totally honored to have you guys read my stuff, I love all y'all's stuff, and I seriously think you'd be more than up to the challenge Lottie. When I start a fic on FP I'd love you to join my story...as soon as I figure what I want to write yo! :lol:

Because I forgot, Shannon thank you for Rupert. :glomp: Best present I ever got. *glomping the Rupertness*

FYI: I'm not leaving SS, I'm just taking a break from writing fanfic...gotta write my novels yo!

T: How else is Ottery going to pay to go to the premiere of Ootp in London and get to meet Rupert.
O: :blush:

dannylover 11-08-2005 12:26 PM

Yo Otts, it's okay if you didn't read my posts yet. And I can't help myself--I'm an eager beaver, of course I'm gonna post a million thingies at once. I was excited that I got over my writer's block, so...the bell rang, later!!

peppy :upside:

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-09-2005 08:00 AM

*Ottery glomps his fic* I miss you already...
 
What's a guy gotta do to get some feedback here? Yo?

T: You asked them not to review. :poke:

O: :blush: Oops.

OtterySt.Catchpole 11-09-2005 08:10 AM

Why? Because I can. LOL *Ottery glomps Rupert* Pouty Lips...Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...16/tnyule2.jpg

Lissydove 11-09-2005 04:38 PM

I had no idea at first that this fic was over! :dunce: I thought, ok after Book II comes Book III - right? Aaaaaahhhhhhh......

I'm going to miss this fic. I'm not going to have my regular dose of Ottery fics, and that just makes me :cry: I can always go re-read Loves though! And the Love Parade!

Anyway, as I told you, I understand! :glomp: You do what you need to and when you pick up writing here again, I'll be ready to read! :yes: I wish you the best in your other ventures and I'm rooting for you to win at Ferret!! :glomp:

*loves you lots and lots and lots* :loved:
Lissy

dannylover 11-09-2005 05:52 PM

Hehe, Ottery, I posted again!

peppy :upside:


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