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01-21-2004, 02:02 PM
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|  His life is like a riverBillywig
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia
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|  LupinJr's Song parodies! Sa13+
Hey everyone!
I'm going to be using this thread to be posing alot of parody songs I have written in connection to the Harry Potter universe. Keep in mind that if I choose a song it's not to bad-mouth the singer, in fact it's a sign that they have a great song! Also there is some shipping in the songs, but don't take it to heavy! Hope you like them! Fountains of Wayne - Ron's mom
Ron's mom has got it going on
Ron's mom has got it going on
Ron's mom has got it going on
Ron’s mom has got it going on
Ron's mom has got it going on
Ron can I come over during summer break?
We can hang around by your families’ lake.
Did Mrs. Weasley get back from Grimmauld Place?
Is she here or just trying to stay out of my space?
You know I’m not just the boy-who-live anymore with a scar!
I'm all grown up now, baby I even have a car!
Ron's mom has got it going on
I want her so much, I even wrote this song
Ginny can't you see your just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Ron’s mom
Ron's mom has got it going on
Ron's mom has got it going on
Ron do you remember second year, I came to the Burrow at dawn.
Your mom came out with just a purple night robe on.
I could tell she liked me from the way she did scream.
She looked at me and in my jeans I did cream!
And I know you think it's just crazy
But since your dad nearly died
Your mom could use a guy not so lazy
Ron's mom has got it going on
I want her so much, I even wrote this song
Ginny can't you see your just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Ron's mom
Ron's mom has got it going on
I want her so much, I even wrote this song
Ginny can't you see your just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong, I'm in love with Ron's mom
Ginny can't you see your just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Ron’s mom Pink - Dumbledore's a DJ
I've been the boy with his glasses held by tape
Been the outcast to a cousin who looks like an ape
Now I see the world as worse then Privet Drive
With a fake smile, shouting things I can’t survive,
Like Sirius I love you
Draco I hate you
Ron I need you
Hermione, hey, "Stuff you!"
I can see everything here with my green eye’s
Like the waste of lives
If Dumbledore’s a DJ
Hogwarts a dance floor
Snape is the rhythm
Mc Gonagall’s the music
If Dumbledore’s a DJ
The Burrow is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It’s all how you dodge it!
I've been the boy – with a sword in the air
saving Ginny from the Slytherin heir
So in the end, I guess in a way it was fun,
You might as well let go you can't take back what you've done
So find a new lifestyle
A reason to shout
Look for Hogsmeade
Under the Hogwarts shadow
robes and possessed dreams
I reach for the snitch
But what’s the point to fly?
If Dumbledore’s a DJ
Hogwarts a dance floor
Snape is the rhythm
Mc Gonagall’s the music
If Dumbledore’s a DJ
The Burrow is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It’s all how you dodge it!
You go for the snitch it doesn’t matter if you miss
Who cares? You could grab Cho for a pointless kiss
I've got a wand in my pocket I should actually use it
Take it out instead of giving Malfoy a hit
If Dumbley’s a DJ...If Dumbley...If Dumbley’s a DJ
Get your butt on the dance floor...
Avril Lavegine - Seeker Boy
He was a wizard she was a witch,
Can I make it anymore obvious
He was Gryffindor
she was Ravenclaw
What bigger flaw?
He wanted her, but she'd never tell
That secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of her friends, where really big a**es
They had a problem with his scar and glasses
Chorus
He was a seeker boy, she said I’m going with Cedric boy-toy
She already had a date to the ball.
She had a pretty face but her head was out of place
She needed a bludger to knock it right
10 years from now
she sits at home
fixing her broom, she's all alone
She looks at the Daily Prophet, she’s never been madder
It’s Seeker Boy climbing the quidditch ladder
She calls up her friends they think it’s lame
Odd, seeing they all have tickets for the next game
She hurries along
Sits in the crowd
Looks up at the boy that she turned down
He was a seeker boy
she said not today boy
his timing wasn't good enough for her
But now he's a quidditch player
He wouldn’t even pay her
Does Chang’s pretty face see what he's worth?
He was a seeker boy
she said not today boy
his timing wasn't good enough for her
But now he's a quidditch player
He wouldn’t even pay her
Does Chang’s pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry Cho but you missed out
Well tough luck Potter’s mine now
I’m more then the sister to his good friend
You see I keep him to the end!
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is a lot more than meets the eye
I saw the hurt soul that was inside
He's just a wizard
and I'm just a witch
Can I make it anymore obvious
He is in love, with me, little Gin
Oh, how I so love him.
I'm with the seeker boy
I said see you later Chang
I'll be backstage after the game
He’s going to propose
Then we will laugh,
about that girl we used to know
I'm with the seeker boy
I said it’s to late Chang
Where going to have kids
And we’ll love em to bits
And laugh it all up
as we talk about a shallow girl we use to know! If you like them I'll post some more! 
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01-21-2004, 02:07 PM
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| | Hungarian Horntail
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LMAO love em! They're soooo great!
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01-21-2004, 02:08 PM
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These are really funny!!!! lol
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01-21-2004, 04:08 PM
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| | Billywig
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they're sooo funny!
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01-21-2004, 07:51 PM
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| | Banned Chizpurfle
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omg hilarious Lupin Jr pure talent lol
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01-22-2004, 06:22 AM
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| His life is like a river Billywig
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia
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Thanks all! Here's some more:
The Androids – Do it with McGonagall
You know Cho Changs’s got the body, she really likes to catch the snitch
But when she starts to complain and cry, you can see she’s not much of a witch.
Now Ginny’s cute but still a baby, and when she talks it’s rather cruel
She looks okay in the quidditch tight pants, but guess who really makes me drool
I'd rather do it with McGonagall, she's what a women's supposed to be
Oh McGonagall, won't you do it with me
When Hermione talks it’s so boring, she looks like a bit of a freak with that hair
Ron can’t grow up and ask her out, when she bends over he just stares
I'd rather do it with McGonagall, she's what a women's supposed to be
The only women I'll ever need, Minerva, do it with me
I'd rather do it with McGonagall, she can do so much with her wand
The only girl I'll ever need, Minerva and me have a bond.
Ooh McGonagall, ooh, ooh McGonagall
I really like to hang with Luna, even if she is a bit weird
If Luna asked me out, it’s the one thing I would have feared.
I'd rather do it with Minerva, she's really got me on my knees
Oh Minerva, won't you do it with me
I'd rather do it with McGonagall, she's what a professor’s supposed to be
Oh McGonagall, come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Minerva, she's really got me
Have you seen that in the film when she turns that bird into a goblet
then walks over to me? I wanna do it with
Ooh McGonagall, ooh McGonagall, ooh McGonagall
Ooh McGonagall, ooh McGonagall, ooh McGonagall
Britany Spears – Opps I killed him again
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I killed him again
I killed Voldemort and Quirrel his little friend.
Oh dam.
I swear I just wanted the stone
But I hurt him to much, and now he’s alone.
'Cause he lost all his senses
That is just so typically Tom
Oh sorry, sorry
Chorus:
Oops!...I killed him again
I know I shouldn’t do that, until the last book
Oh sorry, sorry
Oops!...I swear I just touched him
And he turned to dust
Guess I’m not so innocent.
You see my problem is this
He came back in a diary
I guess it was just me who he missed
and possessed lil Ginny
I just stabbed the diary by mistake
But he disappeared in one take
That is just so typically Tom
sorry, oh
Repeat Chorus:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"Hogwarts Express!"
"Harry, before you go, there's something you need to know"
"Sirius Black is after me, isn’t he..?"
"Yeah, yes he is"
"But I thought Voldemort was the enemy every year?"
"Well Harry, this is what is known as a filler"
"Oh, I really miss him."
Oops!...I killed him again
Got lost in seeing him, oh Darn it
Oops!...I wonder if I touched him again
If my hands are that innocent!
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01-22-2004, 01:06 PM
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| | Hungarian Horntail
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Saffron City
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09-29-2004, 07:59 PM
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| SS Featured Author Snidget
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bravo. very funny. ur such a guy! lol
Shannon
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05-29-2005, 04:05 PM
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| | Firecrab
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BRILLIANT!! teehee hope you post some more
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07-28-2005, 06:20 PM
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LoL these are really funny, and brilliant! can I make some request songs? pretty please? let me know!
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09-10-2005, 05:21 AM
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| | Gnome
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lmao, very good and FUNNY
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09-13-2005, 06:23 AM
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| | Billywig
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omg!! i just stumbled into these!! these are hilarious!!  when will you post again??
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02-02-2006, 04:32 PM
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| | Kappa
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: @ ShruckleNoofer<3
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Annabelle Lee Costas
First Year | ツ Zonko's Fanatic Forever! | Sirius Stalker | ShruckleNooferian ツ
LMAO 
PAMS WHEN YOU CAN! 
~~RTQ XD
__________________ You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like a bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night..
You make me dance like a fool
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile.
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05-27-2006, 09:20 PM
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| | Billywig
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LAMO!
So... funny! hahaha, please post more soon!
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04-18-2007, 12:14 PM
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| | Imp
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LAMO they r so funny hahahahaha PAMS
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