Hide and Seek - Sa9+
 

ok guys here is my first chapter of my first story on ss! any critisism is welcomed!! in this story draco has turned good. none of the events of hbp have taken place in this story so there arent any spoilers. this story is shipped in d/g r/l and h/hr. ok enough of the boring bits lets get onto the story!!...

Chapter 1
The Wrath of Mrs Weasley

It was a damp, rainy day at grimmald place. Harry potter and his friends were staying for the summer at his deceased godfathers house, which now belongs to Harry. The house was packed with order members as Dumbeldore was holding a meeting.
“ All in favour for snape to receive a holiday in Ibiza?” asked Dumbeldore. The room was silent.
“All apposed?” Dumbeldore asked.
“ I” everyone said.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Draco all sat on the stairs just outside the order room. Nearly all of them were sixteen and still couldn’t hear what was being said.
“Go chuck another one Ginny.” Said Ron in a bored voice. Ginny ran over to the bag of dungbombs and picked up a couple. She turned to throw it but tripped and lost her balance. The three dungbombs scattered in the air. One blew up in the right corner, leaving a smell and a big mess, another went to Mrs black portrait, which again left a mess but also woke up Mrs black who started to scream. The other dungbomb fell right in the middle of the lobby, which resulted in some portraits falling down and also a vase, which shattered.
“ FILTHY MUDBLOOD LOVING TRAITOR. BESIECHING MY HOUSE AND WRECKING MY AIRLOUMS. MUDBLOOD LOVING FILTHY SCUM”
The teenagers looked at each other wide-eyed and mouths hanging open. “Ginny! Mum is going to kill us!” gasped Ron
“I didn’t do it on purpose!” she shouted. The teenagers turned to look at the door, which behind it was movement and voices.
“Oh no.” Ron gulped. The teenagers got ready to run. No one liked an angry Mrs Weasley. “Three, two, one” said Harry. The doors flew open. And out came a red in the face molly Weasley.
“Go go go!” shouted Harry. All the teenagers turned and ran up the stairs looking for a place to hide, as Mrs Weasley would come to find them.
“RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY, GINEVRA MOLLY WEASLEY, HARRY JAMES POTTER, HERMIONE JANE GRANGER, DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY, LUNA TAMARA LOVEGOOD!!! YOU KIDS COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT SO I CAN MURDER YOU!!!!!” She screamed. The teenagers ran faster once they heard that Mrs Weasley was walking up the stairs after them.
“SANCTUARY.SANCTUARY!” Shouted Draco. They got to the landing and all six kids split up. The boys going left and the girl’s right. Mrs Weasley huffed.
“BOYS! GET OUT HERE.” She shouted downstairs. Bill, Charlie and the twins all walked out of the room. “BILL AND CHARLIE YOU GO TO THE RIGHT AND LOOK FOR THE GIRLS. FRED GEORGE YOU GO TO THE LEFT AND FIND THE BOYS. THEY WILL BE HIDING REMEMBER RON HAS SKILL IN HIDING IN THE PLACES YOU WOULD LEAST LOOK. I WILL TAKE THE DOWNSTAIRS IN CASE THE SNEAK DOWN. IF YOU FIND ANY OF THEM MAKE A SIREN NOISE WITH YOUR WAND AND I WILL GET THEM!” she shouted. All the boys nodded in agreement, no one dared argue with molly Weasley. The boys did a huddle and made their way up stairs. They passed molly who was muttering things like. “Can’t behave. Not cleaning this up…who’d have children?”
“Right men. We are dealing with six teenagers. They no things we don’t. They no how to play dirtier. If you need help then make a noise that will only allow us to hear and not mum.” Said bill. The boys nodded and hugged. Fearing that they wouldn’t get out alive. No one had been higher than the first landing and hadn’t been to the right of the landing. “Good luck men!” said George. The boys split up and went their ways.

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chapter 2
 

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Chapter Two
The Terminators

Harry, Ron and Draco ran to the left and down a corridor. The boys hid behind a wall and waited. There breathing was heavy. Ron peered his head around the corner. It was dark and he couldn’t hear anyone. “Don’t worry Weasley. You mum might have gone to look for the girls first.” Harry shook his head.
“ You don’t know my mum Malfoy”
“Mrs Weasley will get the terminators to look for us,” said Harry
“ The terminators?”
“ The twins and bill and Charlie.”
“ They split up. The twins go together and bill and Charlie go together”
“But rarely they are all together. That’s when there called the terminators,” said Harry
“ I don’t understand. Its only four of them.”
“Correction four Weasley men. Two of which own a joke shop, one who specialises in curses and another that works with dragons,” said Harry
“I get your point.” Said Draco. “ But they can’t do that much harm”
“ You don’t know my brothers Malfoy. Remember that time when mum and dad went on holiday in the summer?” Ron asked Harry. Harry shivered when he remembered.
“ How can I forget.” Draco looked a bit puzzled. “ Bill and Charlie were to look after me, Ron, Ginny and Hermione. Ron and me had to go down to the lake because bill said a chicken had escaped and ran down there. I can’t believe we fell for that one though. Ron and me couldn’t see any chicken and when we went to the pen they were all counted for. When we got to the burrow a letter had been stuck on the door with a knife. It said that the terminators had kidnapped Hermione and Ginny and we must rescue them before five or else they were to stay where they were and not have supper. We found the girls tied to the oak tree and they had gotten gnomes to surround the girls. We had to duel bill and Charlie while the twins threw bangers at us. Then came the worst part. Bill and Charlie had us cornered and they shouted the bat bogey hex at Ron. At the last minute he ducked and let the hex come to me.” Draco started laughing.
“Shhhhh…. I hear footsteps run!!” said Ron. The boys ran further down the corridor. The ran into a room and shut the door quietly. They opened up what they thought was a cupboard but was a door to the room they had just ran past.
“Excellent!!” cried Harry.

Hermione, Ginny and Luna ran down the right corridor on the first landing. The turned a corner and stopped. Ginny peered her head around the wall while Hermione and Luna were catching their breaths. “ I…Don’t… Know how… you…can run…like that and…no…not be…tired…gin,” wheezed Hermione. Luna nodded in agreement.
“When you’re a Weasley sibling you have to run fast.” Said Ginny grinning.
“ I don’t know how we’re going to survive this!” whined Hermione.
“When you mum catches-
“Its not my mum you have to worry about Luna…it’s the terminators!”
“Don’t worry terminators don’t live in houses. You can only see them in the summer when it’s snowing!” she said wisely Ginny and Hermione gave each other puzzled looks.
“ The what?”
“Terminators. There the same family as horklumps but more rare.” She said.
“Were not talking about magical creatures Luna…it’s my brothers.”
“But Ron seemed like such a charming boy” she said
“Its not Ron. It’s the twins and bill and Charlie.”
“ They wouldn’t hex girls would they?”
“ Bill and Charlie don’t unless it’s me or some friends. But you never no about the twins. Which is why I hope mum sends us the aces and not the jokers.”
“Who?”
” twins are the jokers cause they own a joke shop. And bill and Charlie are the aces cause they have aced everything at school”
“What about Percy?” Ginny grinned
“ He failed his flying tests in all years until he could drop it”
“He did! Even I passed those and I’m not exactly victor Krum!” said Hermione
The girls laughed until Ginny (with her super hearing) heard footsteps.
“Shut up! It’s them. You two run and I’ll catch up I just need to do a little something.” The two girls nodded and ran down the corridor. Ginny stepped out behind the wall to see two faint figures. “Batus bogem!!” she shouted her famous bat bogey hex and ran off. Fortunately for Ginny her hex got Fred right in the face. Fred was knocked down and he took George with him. Ginny ran down the corridor and saw Luna behind a door that was a jar. She crept in and told the others to be quiet.

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Chapter 3
Tactics

Draco, Ron and Harry walked through the closet. It was like floo but easier. There was a corridor with doors. The boys walked past the doors and could see what was behind them. Draco whistled “we can go anywhere by using this. Do you think if we went to the order room and used some extendable ears we could hear what was going on?” Harry and Ron both nodded
“Its possible.”
“ Look” Harry pointed to a door. Inside they could see the girls. The boys carefully opened the door. The girls were pressed up against the front door and weren’t paying attention to the other door opening.
“Boo!” said Draco. The girls gasped and span around so quick that when Hermione slipped she took the others down with her.
“Well that was a graceful landing,” she said. Once they got up and brushed themselves off they noticed where the guys came from.
“Hey. Didn’t you guys run the opposite way from us? What are you doing in the closet?” Ginny asked. The boys smirked, which made them look like triplets.
“We used the special doorway. You can go anywhere you like.” Said Ron. Then his face turned serious. “Did you get caught?” he asked. Ginny snorted.
“If I did then I would be suffering the wrath of mom right now.”
“ Who have you got?”
“ Jokers”
“ Are you sure?”
“ Well when I hear. ‘ Fred you’re sitting on my hair! Geroff!’ then I put two and two together.” Ron sighed
“Well I suspected as much. Since the jokers don’t care who they hex. But the aces have a bit more sense than them.” The others watched the siblings back and fourth clearly Ron and Ginny had been in the same situation before.
“Right Ron you know what we have to do now” Ron nodded and conjured a table. (They can use magic cause grimmald place is undetected and the ministry wont know)
“ Ginny flicked her wand and papered a clean white map. Much like the marauders map but this one was knew.
“What’s that?” asked Luna as they sat down around the table. Hermione flicked her wand and the door locked and she performed a charm, which made the door invisible and also made them see who was walking down that corridor.
“ Its our map of grimmald place. Ginny made it.” Said Ron. They opened it to see that there were 4 and half landings.
“ I made up one for here, another for the burrow, one for Hogwarts, one for the ministry and one for the Hogwarts express.” Said Ginny.
“ Wow. Gin they will come in useful, you must be a great witch if you can charm them by yourself!” said Hermione.
“Right let’s get down to business.” Said Ron. They opened up the map to see that Mrs Weasley was patrolling the ground floor. Every so often little captions came out of her mouth that said ‘ murder them…bare hands…not cleaning this up…chicken for tea…. Ron only gets one portion…’ Ron groaned chicken was his second favourite, his first being mashed potatoes.
They saw that the aces were checking all the rooms at the left hand side of the first landing and that Fred and George were being chased to where bill and Charlie were by flying bat bogies. Ron opened up the second landing. In the fourth room was a Bogart under the bed. And in the sixth room a doxy was rolling about the floor.
They looked more closely at the first landing again to see what the Weasley brothers were saying.
“ Have you found any of them?” asked Charlie
“ We were close but sweet Ginny threw her curse at us.”
“ The bogey hex again!?”
“ We were close two but Charlie slipped and made a noise. So they took off.”
“ So what are we going to do? “
“ I dunno we haven’t done this in months. Who nose what tricks the babies have come up with!”
“Babies?” asked Luna and Draco at the same time. Ginny rolled her eyes.
“ There name for us when were together” they looked again at the map.
“I know! We can put plan o together!” said George.
“ But plan o was just a prototype!”
“ Who cares the babies has already seen the other ones. They wont expect this!”
“ Alright. Lets try it. I have a feeling that the guys aren’t hear. That they’ve somehow gone in the same direction as the girls.”
“Your probably right Charlie but just in case we better check the rest of the rooms on this side then go to the left side.” Said bill.
The tens watched as the Weasley brothers began looking in rooms.
“Right there busy so that will give us at least fifteen minutes to think of a plan”
“What do you think plan O is?” asked Ginny. Ron frowned a little.
“I dunno. But by the sounds of it that’s all they’ve got. The rest we’ve already seen.”
Ginny began counting off with her fingers. “Plan A was the hypno curse, plan c was the body bind, I remember because bill learned it after his 5th year. Plan J was the twins, they put sleep potion in our hot chocolate before bedtime so that we wouldn’t wake up when they were drawing on our faces with stay on markers. Oh and remember operation Santa! That was bad. It was boxing day and the terminators ganged up on us and charmed the snow so that whenever we went outside the snow on the roof would fall onto of us and the snow on the ground would try and sink us. I remember it took us forty minutes to dig Ron out of it.” Everyone chuckled.
“Ok now that we’ve finished taking a stroll down memory lane can we please discuss our tactics!” said Draco, everyone else nodded.
“ Ok. I think we should split up.” Began Ron. Ginny took out a spare bit of parchment from her jeans pocket. She tapped it and little drawings of the teens appeared on the paper. “I think we should have two boys and one girl and one boy and two girls.”
“Wait!” said Hermione. “It would be too hard to sneak around grimmald in threes. I think we should get into pairs. That way we would only need to be thinking of moving around with two people. We can each take a landing and use the first one as a hiding place.” Everyone nodded at Hermione’s idea.
“ alright then Hermione. Everyone choose their partners and we can began our plan”

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chapter 4
 

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chapter 4
weasely war


There were small shouts at who was being whose partner. Ron got fed up with the arguments and decided to put everyone in a line. Ron and Ginny walked back and fourth looking intently at the others. Draco scoffed.
“This is ridiculous! Cant we just pick a partner?”
“ Listen Malfoy. This is not just a game it’s a war! This is a Weasley war! If you get caught then you’re on your own. You will get hexed, you will get battered and you will get sent to my mum!”
“Were just trying to look at everyone’s pros and cons. To see who would be best with whom.” Said Ginny.
“ Hmmm…lets see. We’ll start with Harry.” When Ron said this Harry stood straighter.
“Ok Harry knows some good charms that would get him and his partner out of a tight situation.” Ginny began. Ron stood up to Harry. When a Weasley war was happening Ron didn’t beat around the bush. He wanted to win and he would do anything to win against his brothers.
“ There are two rooms at the end of the hall. One room has a boggart inside it and is silencing repellent. The other room has a bowl truckle inside. The terminators are just metres away from you and your partner. What do you do!” said Ron. Harry thought for a moment.
“ I…uhh…I go to the room with the bowl truckle and wait till the terminators go.” He mumbled. Ron shook his head.
“no mate…sorry. If you entered the bowl truckle room it would snarl and hiss at you, which would mean the terminators would check that room instantly. If you were ever in a situation like that then you should cast the invisibility charm on you and your partner. That way the terminators would not know where you were and would look a different way since there were only two rooms!” Harry sighed. Ron was competitive as his hair was messy.
“Right. We have decided whom to pair up. With.” Ginny put a hand on Ron’s arm. She turned her head to see the terminators walking along the corridor their wands held up. She put a finger to her mouth. Even though the charm Hermione had placed would keep them from hearing. They never knew what spell the terminators could have charmed on themselves.
Ginny motioned for everyone to stand by the corner farthest from the door.
“What are we going to do?” she whispered.
“Use the door the guys came from.” Everyone turned but only found the doors that lead them to the hall.
“Where did it go?”
“It must only turn up for people who desperately need it.” Whispered Ron
“What! And we don’t desperately need it!” Hermione raised her hands, which made everyone silent.
“Sirius told me that there was a library on the third landing. We split into our partners, cast an invisible charm on ourselves and we can meet there to discuss our tactics. I also have an idea.” Everyone agreed with Hermione’s plan.
“Right” whispered Ron. “Harry you go with me. We know each other and know each other’s weaknesses. Hermione and Luna, your together. Hermione knows every spell and charm you learn at Hogwarts but Luna knows every spell and charm from other wizarding places. You two can learn this and it will make your team stronger. Ginny you’re with Draco. You can both trust each other. Draco knows things about defence against the dark arts that you haven’t learnt Ginny. And Draco. Ginny has done this thousand of times. She will come in handy. She can also save your butt with her bogey hex!” the teens nodded. They cast the charm on each other and made their way silently out of the room. Hoping that they weren’t making a sound.

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hey there guys. thanks for all you wonderfull reviews so far. i'm sorry i didnt post chapter 5 sooner than i said i would. i was busier than i expected. anyway here is chapter 5. enjoy

Chapter 5
almost caught

The terminators made their way, slowly up the left side of the hall on the first landing. The aces at the front and jokers behind. They walked quietly as to not inform the babies they were near. Suddenly Charlie stopped the rest of the Weasley boys.
“Do get the feeling that the babies are hear, but not hear?” he asked them. Bill nodded.
“Something’s not right.”
“Hey. “Said Fred. “Didn’t there used to be a door right there?” his twin nodded.
“I think so. But since we haven’t really been this way its hard to remember.”
“Yes but they have Hermione. Who knows what spell she can cast.”
“I think we should check the rooms on this side then discuss our plan O.,” said George. Bill and Charlie nodded.
“Ok. Lets finish up looking in these rooms first.” the terminators carried on walking. Until bill stopped the group.
“Did you hear that?” he asked. The rest of the terminators shook their heads.
“It sounded like…a door…being opened.” He turned around but nothing was there.
“Sounds fishy bill” said George.
“Yeah. Its probably in your mind big bro.” Said Fred. Bill accepted that the noise was in his mind but that soon changed when he heard a thump and some annoyed whispers.
“All in my mind huh?” Fred and George grinned.
“Oh no Fred! What do you think the noise was?”
“I don’t know George. Oh my! Do you think it could be mice?”
“It could be. Maybe six baby mice?”
“I don’t know Fred. Why don’t we check it and see.”
“ Confoundo!” Shouted George. The terminators heard a thump and louder whispers.
The terminators were walking up to the whispers when the whispers stopped.
“Batus Bogem!” shouted Ginny. Bat bogeys started shooting out of Ginny’s wand and attacking the terminators.
“RUN!” shouted Draco. The teenagers started running for the stairs that would lead them to the third landing.
“Don’t panic!” shouted Ron. “Everyone get into your partners.”
“We can’t see our partners idiot! Were invisible!” shouted Ginny.
“Everyone have a glow on your light so we can’t bump into each other!” said Luna.
They all muttered a charm. Instantly six different colours were glowing from everyone’s wand. “I’m yellow!” said Luna.
“I’m blue!” said Hermione. Everyone saw the blue glow wander beside the yellow glow.
“ I’m red!” shouted Harry.
“And I’m gold.” The red and gold glows were beside each other.
“ I’m green Draco where are you?” said Ginny.
“Behind you. I’m silver!” the teenagers got into their pairs. Harry and Ron in the lead with Draco and Ginny taking up the rear. They could hear the shouts of the terminators fading away.
“Keep running! Just because they have stopped shouted doesn’t mean were to far away!”
“Ginny how long does your curse last?”
“Don’t know Hermione. I never stay to find out.” Ginny grinned.

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hey guys. sorry if i took a long time in posting. i got a little writer block. but hope fully that gone now. thanks for your reviews. here is chapter 6.

Chapter 6
The Black Family Libary


The teens were running up the stairs. “Come on. Hurry. I can hear footsteps. They’re gaining on us!” shouted Ron.
“You’re hearing footsteps cause were running behind you Ron!” said Hermione.
“Shut up! Or they’ll hear us” said Harry.
“ Harry even if we didn’t talk I think the terminators would find it strange that six noises are banging on the stairs” gasped Ginny. The teens carried on arguing until they reached the third landing. The all stopped to catch their breath.
“ Right Hermione lead the way,” said Ron.
“What makes you think I know where the library is?”
“You were the one who told us to go there!”
“ That doesn’t mean I know where it is!”
“Use your library sense then! Surly you can hear the books that are calling to you!”
“Shut up Ron! Don’t be ridiculous!”
“Both of you shut up! Honestly.” Said Draco
“Look follow me I know where the library is” said Luna.
“Luna how do you know where the library is? This is you first summer here.” Asked Harry.
“Because there is a door behind you that says ‘black family library’” she said.
The teens all spun round to see that Luna was right there was a door, which had carved on to it. ‘Black Family Library’ they looked at each other for a minute then burst out laughing.
“Shhhhh…” said Draco “remember were still hiding” Hermione pushed past and put her hand on the doorknob. Suddenly a jolt of pain washed through Hermione and she was sent flying back.
“Hermione!” Harry cried. They ran to where Hermione’s blue glow from her wand was lying. “I’m fine.” She said. “ I forgot. Sirius told me that only people with black blood could use the library.” They all sighed.
“Well…that’s it.” Said Ron.
“Not quite” Draco walked over and placed his hand on the doorknob. Once he didn’t feel any pain Draco turned it and the door opened. He stepped inside and waved his wand. The teens heard Draco speak but they weren’t sure what he was saying.
“He’s speaking Latin!” gasped Hermione. Once he stopped everyone walked quickly to Draco but no one stepped foot into the library in fear of what would happen to them.
“It’s alright.” Said Draco. “You can come in.” they all stepped in. Hermione shut the door behind her and placed several locking and invisibility charms on it. “Draco how did you manage to get inside here and what did you say?” asked Harry.
“My mother was a black. She was tonks’ mother’s sister. She was also bellatrixs sister. It said only black family can enter so I can enter since I am technically a black. And I said a charm in Latin that allowed me to bring in guests.” Everyone nodded.
“Okay back to business. Ron conjure up a table and chairs. Ginny get out your grimmald map and if you could start making two more copies so each pair can have one. Draco could you please find me a copy of playing with the minds by Miranda shivring. Harry could you be a dear and find me invisible invisibility by Howard reen and Luna could you please get me uncovering the coverable bye Reese mc pharlet.” Hermione said.
“ How the **** are we supposed to find those three specific books you just asked for in this!?” asked Draco. The library had more than a dozen shelf’s all of them reaching up to about 2 inches away from the ceiling which was about more than 20 ft high.
“Oh honestly.” Snapped Hermione. “Just accio the book.” Draco rolled his eyes. The three teens accio the books they were ordered to get. Luna’s book came from right at the end of the room. Harry’s came from right at the top of the shelf on the left and Draco’s right in the middle of the right. “Hit the deck!” shouted Harry. Nearly all of the teens ducked to the floor except Ron who was too busy making sure the table had four legs. “Does this look right. I think the one at the back looks squint and the…OOUUF!” Ron was hut was the three books and was sent flying a good four metres away over the table.
“Honestly Ron. You should listen more.” Hermione lectured as Ron stood up brushing himself off. “What did you say Hermione?” he asked grinning.
“ I said you should listen…oh shut up Ron!” Ron chuckled as he conjured up the last chair.
“Done!” exclaimed Ginny. Hermione gasped. And took one of the maps.
“Ginny this only took you five minutes. To do two!” Ginny nodded.
“Right then lets get down to work.” The teens sat with their partners and listened as Hermione began to tell them the plan. She conjured up three miniature radios with antennas on them. “Hermione I don’t think now is a good time to be listening to music!” said Ron.
“They aren’t radios Ron. There called walkie-talkies. Muggles use then to talk to each other when they are to far away to talk face to face. I think each pair should have them. You just press a number and then hold the yellow button and talk. Once you have finished you let go of the yellow button and wait for a reply. And Ron you don’t need to shout in these. Just whisper. They are like muggle telephones but easier to carry around.” Hermione gave each pair a walkie-talkie.
“Wait Hermione. I think everyone should have one incase we get separated from our partner and are corned by the terminators.” Hermione nodded and conjured up three more. “All right. Everyone needs a nickname. Incase the terminators get this. We need nicknames also because its more fun that way.” She grinned. “I will give you five minutes to think of one while I look things up in these books.” Everyone started chatting quietly about their nicknames while Hermione as usual researched.

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i think ginny's nickname should be red??
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What would they do without her?? Post soon!!
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chapter 7.
the six

The five teens chatted about what their names should be. While Hermione researched.
“ Okay, okay. How bout. Weasley wonder?” asked Ron. The other four laughed at the terrible nickname.
“How bout…ginger without a clue.” Said Draco. Everyone laughed harder.
“Orr…ronnikins?” said Ginny.
“Wait…spiders scare me Weasley.” Said Harry
“Or there’s…cutie with a bootie” said Luna dreamily. Everyone laughed harder at that.
“Shhhhh.” said Hermione from one of her books. “Harry. Could you pick out my nickname as well?” Harry grinned.
“Sure thing…bookworm.” He said. Hermione sighed and went back to her research.
“Ok I have picked mine. It’s slytherin hottie” Draco stuck his nose up as if his name was the best. Only he frowned when he realised everyone else were laughing instead of complementing him on choosing a suitable nickname.
“Yeah right…” said Harry.
“What’s wrong with it.”
“ Its too obvious. The terminators will guess it right away” said Harry.
“I no. Your nickname can be…dragon,” said Ginny. Draco smirked. The two shared a look that meant they knew something the others didn’t.
After exactly five minutes Hermione had asked everyone what there nickname was starting with Draco.
“ Mine is dragon.” Hermione nodded. She looked at Ginny.
“Red” she said. Hermione again nodded and looked at Luna.
“Quibbler” she said. Hermione nodded again.
“ Lion” said Ron. Hermione nodded and then turned to look at Harry.
“Lightning” he grinned. Hermione chuckled.
“What’s my nickname?” she asked but was afraid of the answer.
“ Harry chose cinnamon for you” Hermione looked puzzled.
“Why’s that Harry?” Harry grinned.
“Yourhairsmellsofcinnamon” he mumbled.
“What?”
“Your hair smells of cinnamon” he said more clearly. Hermione blushed a little.
“That’s sweet Harry” Hermione kissed his cheek.
“Right now that that’s settled everyone if you tap your wand and say the number I give you then that shall be you number for the walkie talkie. If you want to talk to someone you tap your wand on the yellow button and say the persons nickname.” Hermione ordered.
“Draco you will be number one and it goes round clockwise. So Ginny you will be number two, Harry number 3 and so on.” Everyone taped the walkie-talkie with their wands and said their numbers. “Right now time for business”
“I had an idea. I think we should use this spell. I found in the mind book. It will let us hear what the terminators are thinking. Incase we are cornered by then we can hear what spell they are going to say before they say It.” The teens nodded. Hermione waved her wand and then said, “ open mind. Mess mind. Terminators. Weasleys” six wisps of orange light each went into the teenager’s head. “Now you can hear what the terminators think. But only if you are near them.” Hermione flicked through some pages of the mind book to find the other spell she needed. “ This spell will make copies of ourselves. We can station them around grimmald. And if we are cornered we can copy our self so the terminators take the wrong person to Mrs Weasley. When we say a specific word the copy or yourself will vanish.” Everyone grinned. They obviously liked the idea. Hermione again waved her wand. “Copy of Ron, Ginny, Draco, Luna, Harry and Hermione. Cinnamon Hermione, lightning Harry, lion Ron, quibbler Luna, red Ginny and dragon Draco.” Six wisps of gold light waved from Hermione’s wand and circled slowly around the teenagers before absorbing into their bodies. “Now all you have to say is copy and your nickname and if you want them to disappear all you have to say is your nickname then vanish.” Ron grinned. “Copy lion,” he said. There was a small ‘pop’ and then there was two Ron’s. “Look I have a twin!” cried Ron. Everyone laughed. “Lion copy” said Ron and his twin vanished.
Hermione coughed. The other teens turned to her. “Getting back to business.” There is one more spell we should use. It covers our tracks and-
“Do we really need to cove our tracks?” said Luna
“Well if some of us decide to go up stairs the terminators could follow our footprints on the dust” stated Hermione. Everyone nodded at this idea.
“Right.” Began Hermione. “This one is fairly simple. All you do is swish you wand over you tracks and say…covero” everyone else nodded. “Right that is everything I thought I should show you. Ron now you can be leader again”
“Yes!” Ron conjured up the grimmald map again. Right I think we should all separate in to the landings. We should use the maps to follow the terminators. We copy ourselves and some how do a prank on them, a small one. They will get angry and chase us. We must lead them to the fourth landing. Some of us will station ourselves on the fourth and a half landing while others throw the pranks at them. A bucket of water here, a tub of itching powder there and maybe some orange tan-tan.” Ron grinned.
“So what you saying is. We prank the terminators and try to lure them to the fourth landing where we give them the biggest prank grimmald place has ever seen?” said Draco. Ron grinned.
“That’s the plan” the teens nodded. Ron put his hand in the middle of the table; everyone else put their hand on top of his. “The terminators are not gona know what hit them.” everyone else grinned.
“Wait don’t we need a team name!” said Harry. Ron thought for a while.
“Were the six!”
“The six?”
“Yes. The six!”
“Not sexy six?”
“NO Malfoy were the six!”
“Ok. The six!”
“The six!” everyone shouted. They were just away to split up until Ginny had an idea. She grabbed Hermione and Luna and took them behind a bookshelf.
“What’s up with them?” asked Harry.
“ potter don’t ask a question when you know the answer will make you regret you ever even asked.”

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chapter 7.
the six

The five teens chatted about what their names should be. While Hermione researched.
“ Okay, okay. How bout. Weasley wonder?” asked Ron. The other four laughed at the terrible nickname.
“How bout…ginger without a clue.” Said Draco. Everyone laughed harder.
“Orr…ronnikins?” said Ginny.
“Wait…spiders scare me Weasley.” Said Harry
“Or there’s…cutie with a bootie” said Luna dreamily. Everyone laughed harder at that.
“Shhhhh.” said Hermione from one of her books. “Harry. Could you pick out my nickname as well?” Harry grinned.
“Sure thing…bookworm.” He said. Hermione sighed and went back to her research.
“Ok I have picked mine. It’s slytherin hottie” Draco stuck his nose up as if his name was the best. Only he frowned when he realised everyone else were laughing instead of complementing him on choosing a suitable nickname.
“Yeah right…” said Harry.
“What’s wrong with it.”
“ Its too obvious. The terminators will guess it right away” said Harry.
“I no. Your nickname can be…dragon,” said Ginny. Draco smirked. The two shared a look that meant they knew something the others didn’t.
After exactly five minutes Hermione had asked everyone what there nickname was starting with Draco.
“ Mine is dragon.” Hermione nodded. She looked at Ginny.
“Red” she said. Hermione again nodded and looked at Luna.
“Quibbler” she said. Hermione nodded again.
“ Lion” said Ron. Hermione nodded and then turned to look at Harry.
“Lightning” he grinned. Hermione chuckled.
“What’s my nickname?” she asked but was afraid of the answer.
“ Harry chose cinnamon for you” Hermione looked puzzled.
“Why’s that Harry?” Harry grinned.
“Yourhairsmellsofcinnamon” he mumbled.
“What?”
“Your hair smells of cinnamon” he said more clearly. Hermione blushed a little.
“That’s sweet Harry” Hermione kissed his cheek.
“Right now that that’s settled everyone if you tap your wand and say the number I give you then that shall be you number for the walkie talkie. If you want to talk to someone you tap your wand on the yellow button and say the persons nickname.” Hermione ordered.
“Draco you will be number one and it goes round clockwise. So Ginny you will be number two, Harry number 3 and so on.” Everyone taped the walkie-talkie with their wands and said their numbers. “Right now time for business”
“I had an idea. I think we should use this spell. I found in the mind book. It will let us hear what the terminators are thinking. Incase we are cornered by then we can hear what spell they are going to say before they say It.” The teens nodded. Hermione waved her wand and then said, “ open mind. Mess mind. Terminators. Weasleys” six wisps of orange light each went into the teenager’s head. “Now you can hear what the terminators think. But only if you are near them.” Hermione flicked through some pages of the mind book to find the other spell she needed. “ This spell will make copies of ourselves. We can station them around grimmald. And if we are cornered we can copy our self so the terminators take the wrong person to Mrs Weasley. When we say a specific word the copy or yourself will vanish.” Everyone grinned. They obviously liked the idea. Hermione again waved her wand. “Copy of Ron, Ginny, Draco, Luna, Harry and Hermione. Cinnamon Hermione, lightning Harry, lion Ron, quibbler Luna, red Ginny and dragon Draco.” Six wisps of gold light waved from Hermione’s wand and circled slowly around the teenagers before absorbing into their bodies. “Now all you have to say is copy and your nickname and if you want them to disappear all you have to say is your nickname then vanish.” Ron grinned. “Copy lion,” he said. There was a small ‘pop’ and then there was two Ron’s. “Look I have a twin!” cried Ron. Everyone laughed. “Lion copy” said Ron and his twin vanished.
Hermione coughed. The other teens turned to her. “Getting back to business.” There is one more spell we should use. It covers our tracks and-
“Do we really need to cove our tracks?” said Luna
“Well if some of us decide to go up stairs the terminators could follow our footprints on the dust” stated Hermione. Everyone nodded at this idea.
“Right.” Began Hermione. “This one is fairly simple. All you do is swish you wand over you tracks and say…covero” everyone else nodded. “Right that is everything I thought I should show you. Ron now you can be leader again”
“Yes!” Ron conjured up the grimmald map again. Right I think we should all separate in to the landings. We should use the maps to follow the terminators. We copy ourselves and some how do a prank on them, a small one. They will get angry and chase us. We must lead them to the fourth landing. Some of us will station ourselves on the fourth and a half landing while others throw the pranks at them. A bucket of water here, a tub of itching powder there and maybe some orange tan-tan.” Ron grinned.
“So what you saying is. We prank the terminators and try to lure them to the fourth landing where we give them the biggest prank grimmald place has ever seen?” said Draco. Ron grinned.
“That’s the plan” the teens nodded. Ron put his hand in the middle of the table; everyone else put their hand on top of his. “The terminators are not gona know what hit them.” everyone else grinned.
“Wait don’t we need a team name!” said Harry. Ron thought for a while.
“Were the six!”
“The six?”
“Yes. The six!”
“Not sexy six?”
“NO Malfoy were the six!”
“Ok. The six!”
“The six!” everyone shouted. They were just away to split up until Ginny had an idea. She grabbed Hermione and Luna and took them behind a bookshelf.
“What’s up with them?” asked Harry.
“ potter don’t ask a question when you know the answer will make you regret you ever even asked.”

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chapter 8
plans and makeovers

After about five minutes the girls came out and the boys just stared wide-eyed.
Ginny Luna and Hermione had done a makeover to themselves. Ginny’s hair was in pleats and she had some parts of the front of her hair over her eyes. Hermione had put a straightening spell on her hair and had left it down while Luna had her hair up in a ponytail she also had some parts of the ponytail dyed in blue and purple. Ginny was wearing a cargo green tank top and green camouflage trousers. Hermione had her same white t-shirt on but Ginny had obviously ripped the bottom so that she showed more flesh. Hermione was also wearing the same pants as Ginny. Luna was wearing a tank top that had clips on either side of the arms. Her sleeves were attached to her clips. Luna was also wearing the same trousers as Ginny and Hermione. The girls had also put on coloured face paint. Ginny had one line of green face paint on her left cheek. Hermione had one blue line on her left cheek and a blue one on her right. Luna had two yellow lines each on both her cheeks.
“Umm…” said Draco
“You look gorgeous Hermione,” gasped Harry.
“You look hot. Gin” said Draco.
“GINNY! WHAT THE **** ARE YOU WEARING. THAT IS TOO REAVELING!” shouted Ron. Ginny rolled her eyes.
“Are we ready?” asked Harry. The girls nodded.
“What’s with the outfits?” asked Draco to Ginny.
“Well if this is a proper war. We should dress properly. Oh and that reminds me.” Ginny flicked her wrist. And the boys had a makeover too. Draco was wearing a green sleeveless t-shirt, which showed off his muscles. He also wore the same trousers as the girls but in a men’s fashion. Draco had the same line on his face, as Ginny apart from his line was silver. Harry had a white t-shirt and long short cargo trousers; Harry had the same lines on his face, as Hermione except his colour was red.
Ron was wearing a black t-shirt and green camouflage trousers. He had lines on his face like Luna’s but his colour was gold. “Right now I think were ready.” Said Ginny.
Hermione handed out the walkie-talkies. “Does everyone know what to do?” everyone nodded. Ron put his hand in the middle of the six, Ginny put her hand on top of his and the others did the same. “Try not to get caught.” Said Ron. The others grinned. “Lets get out there and show them what we can really do!” said Luna. Harry who was on top of the hands pushed his hand down and the group’s hands went up into the air. They nodded at each other and walked out the room. They got into their pairs and went their separate ways.
“Right we split up. No pairs we each take a landing,” said bill as the terminators got into a room to plan there capture of the six. Fred and George looked a little scared.
“Y…you…don’t mean…alone…do you?” stammered George. Bill rolled his eyes.
“ ‘Course I do. You’re not scared are you George?”
“N…no!” George said trying to convince himself more than the others. “Its just that we haven’t been on the other landing except for the first one and we haven’t even gone that far in it!” Charlie chuckled.
“ Are you sure your not scared of the babies georgie-poo?” he mocked. George turned scarlet at the nickname his mother called him.
“I’m not scared of them! It’s just a bit…reckless. What if they corner one of us? Wee wouldn’t be able to get out of six on one. No matter how good we are!” Fred tsked.
“My own twin scared of a bunch of 16 year olds!” he mumbled. George frowned.
“I TOLD YOU I’M NOT SCARED!” he shouted.
“Good then. Now as I was saying we all split up and take a landing. If we see or get one of them we charm our wands so that our wands will glow red and start to make a noise. We run to where one of us has caught a teen and we have some fun before we take them to mum!” bill had a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. The others grinned.
“We could use some of your products,” said Charlie to the twins. The twins grinned.
“Accio jokes!” they cried. After about five seconds different shaped joke gadgets flew from the door and into the twins hand.
“Ok. We have canary cream. Black fog. For quick getaways. Permanent paint. When dying your hair just gets too fussy. Hot chilli sweets. For candy that packs a punch! Super glue feathers! Stick and stay! So what will it be boys?” said the twins.
Bill thought for a minute. “Three of each” he said. The twins looked at each other.
“ That will be 23 sickles and 4 knuts!”
“You’ve got to be joking!”
“These are our some of our finest products. It would be foolish to give them away for free!”
“We’re your brothers!”
“ When it comes to the joke business your merely…close strangers”
“Unbelievable!” said Charlie as he and bill gave their money to the twins.
“They better work!”
“Of course they work. That’s a Weasley joke you have there. Weasley jokes are top quality!”
“Fine” they shrank their new things and put them in their pockets. “Right boys. Lets go!”
“Just a minute” said the twins. Fred tied a black bandana around his forehead. George put two black lines on his cheeks and a line down his nose. Fred did the same as George put a bandana round his head. Bill and Charlie just sighed and rolled their eyes.
Fred and George stepped forward. The concentration was etched on their foreheads. They almost looked frightening. Almost. They balled up their fists now and again. They had obviously watched too many muggle fighting movies.
“Lets ride!” they said together.

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Chapter 9.
captured

Hermione and Luna were walking silently along the landing. Hermione was nervous has she had never talked to Luna alone before. What should I say to her? she thought
“So…um…Luna” Hermione started. Luna looked at Hermione waiting for her to continue. “How’s…um…the quibbler going?” Luna smiled.
“It’s going great! Since the interview with Harry, daddy’s sales have rocketed. Now that everyone thinks minister fudge is controlling the daily prophet they turned to our magazine” Hermione nodded.
“That’s…nice,” said Hermione. Suddenly Luna’s walkie-talkie was going off.
“lion to quibbler…lion to quibbler…do you read me…over” came Ron’s voice. Hermione and Luna giggled slightly. Luna put the walkie-talkie to her mouth.
“This is quibbler…have you caught a terminator?” the girls waited for Ron’s reply.
“ We saw movement…stunned it…it’s a twin. We need help…he’s hard to contain…open your maps…were not to far away from you…over” Hermione opened the map. She looked around. Harry and Ron were on the second landing near the stairs. “ We see you…we’ll be there soon…quibbler over and out” said Luna.
The girls walked silently again to the second landing. “So Hermione how’s it going with Harry?” asked Luna casually. Hermione’s eyes widened.
“How did you know about that?” she asked shocked. Hermione heard Luna chuckle quietly. “I’m not as daft as Ronald Hermione! I recently concluded my suspicions when Harry gave you your nickname. But honestly. Everyone knew-
“Everyone! You all knew! Does Ron?”
“ Ron doesn’t know a thing. But Draco Ginny and I guessed when you went away for a short time and came back looking a bit flustered.” Luna chuckled again.
“What would Ron say? Do you think he’d be…upset?” she asked anxiously.
“ I don’t think he would…he’s…well…Ronald and I are dating.” Luna mumbled. Hermione gasped. “You…you and Ron!” Luna nodded and then blushed. Hermione hugged Luna. “I’m so happy for you Luna!” she squealed. Now Hermione didn’t have to be nervous talking to Luna. They had at least one subject in common. Ron.
When they got to the second landing they heard noises. The two girls walked to where the noises were coming from and saw Ginny, Ron, Harry and Draco who was rubbing his left arm and frowning. “What’s wrong?” Draco frowned
“Idiot over here.” He pointed to Ron. “Stunned me before the twin”
“Hey you were in the way!”
“I was no where near the twin!” he said. Hermione rolled her eyes,
“Ron did we get a twin?” Ron grinned and puffed out his chest a little.
“Yes we did. He’s over there,” Ron pointed to the Weasley who was lying with his hands and feet tied. The Weasley did not look happy. He was opening and closing his mouth but no words were coming out.
“Silencing charm” said Harry. “You should have heard all the things he was saying”
“What are we going to do with him?” asked Ginny. Harry grinned.
“Something…humiliating.” He said. Ginny walked forward and put her hands in all of his pockets. “Ah ha! Look what I found” Ginny dropped about a dozen of Weasley jokes on the floor. The Weasley struggled a bit at Ginny taking his ammo.
“What to do…what to do” Draco sighed. Ginny grinned.
“I know” she picked up a tin of permanent paint. “Ohhh…bubblegum pink!” she cried. Ginny took the brush dipped it in the paint and wiped a line from the twins forehead to the back of his hair. He now had a pink line right in the middle of his hair.
“ ‘Mione pass those other tins.” She said. Hermione did as she was told and stood back with everyone else to watch Ginny at her work.
Soon the Weasley twin had two blue stripes at each side of his head. A pink one in the middle, green at the back and canary yellow at the front. Then she picked up one more tin. “Almost done” she cried. She painted her last thing and stood back to marvel at her work. The twin now had purple eyebrows to match his hair. The rest of the six laughed as the twin rolled around. “What now?” asked Luna? Harry stepped forward. “Pass me some of those feathers.” Draco did so and Harry began sticking feathers on the twin’s bare arms. Harry charmed the twin’s shirt to rip. He stuck the feathers where the skin showed at the ripped parts. Once he was finished the twin looked like a human chicken. Harry picked him up and handcuffed the twin to one of the poles that held up a random room above. Ron flicked his wand and the silencing charm was removed. The twin screamed. “WHY YOU SON OF A –
“Smile” said Hermione sweetly as she clicked the button of the camera. “Ohhh.This one is going in the scrapbook!” she said sweetly.
“BILL…CHARLIE! HELP. THEIR HERE!! THE BABIES ARE HERE! HELP ME.” The twin screamed.
“Not so fast.” Said Luna. She picked up one of their chilli sweets and shoved it inside the twin’s mouth. “That’s for putting these in my sandwich!” the six laughed as the twins face turned red from the hotness. Ginny grabbed his bandana.
“Victory! One down three to go!” the teenagers spread out and ran away with their partners before the rest of the terminators came looking this way. Leaving a multicoloured haired, feathered twin gasping for water.

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chapter 10
one brothers humiliation

Charlie was quietly walking the halls of the third landing. His wand held in front of him and his ears erect. Even though bill was a curse breaker and knew every curse there was no one dared challenge Charlie. Charlie would rather give you a wedgie or dunk your head down the toilet and flush than duel. But if you got Charlie with a curse then you’d be sorry.
Charlie frowned as he remembers the event s of last night at dinner. The twins had put their chilli sweets in poor Luna’s sandwich. Mrs Weasley was livid but Charlie knew Luna would get her revenge. Then he remembered Draco and Ginny. He saw as Draco walked past her seat and slyly touch her hand. He saw Ginny grasp the piece of parchment. When Ginny thought no one was looking she quietly and quickly opened it up. Charlie walked slowly past and was able to see what was written on the parchment.
Drawing room. Midnight.
D.M

Charlie looked up and saw bill looking at him. The two older brothers shared a knowing look. So at midnight the two crept down and stood outside the drawing room listening to the muffled noises inside. At first they thought the two teens were doing something that was a bit personal for the drawing room but then they realised they were just talking. Charlie opened the door just a little and saw the two were just holding each other. He saw as Ginny looked into Draco’s eyes and they both smiled at each other. Ginny leaned in and Draco stroked her hair. Their lips were beginning to touch and –
“ BILL…CHARLIE. HELP. THE BABIES ARE HERE. HELP ME!” Charlie swore and ran as fast as he could to where the voice was coming from. He could hear cackles of laughter and then the scampering away. There was still banging and the occasional shout from the victim. When Charlie arrived he saw George and Bill grasping the sides of their stomachs and laughing non stop. Charlie looked at what they were laughing at. He saw Fred with multicoloured hair and feathers. Charlie couldn’t help himself and burst out laughing along with his brother.
After about five minutes the other brothers managed to calm themselves. Although there was the odd chuckle. “See! I told you. We shouldn’t have split up”
Said George. “How did it happen Fred? Did they all hit you at the same time or did they take in turns to hex you until you fell” asked bill seriously. Fred blushed.
“Onlyrongotme” he mumbled. The other brothers were puzzled
“What?” Fred sighed
“ Only Ron got me. Harry stood beside him while Ron hexed me with the confoundo charm”
“You mean to say,” said George. “That our little baby brother Ronnikins. Hexed you once and that was with the confoundo charm?”
“Yes” Fred mumbled. The other terminators looked at each other then burst out laughing again. “Ohhh…poor…Freddie…ronnikins…hexed him!” gasped bill. Charlie actually fell to the ground and was hitting the floor with his fist as he was laughing too much. “What…did…the others…do?” asked George.
“ Well…Ginny painted my hair…and Harry did the feathers” mumbled Fred. This set the brothers off again. “Gin-pie…did your hair?”
“Yes”
“And…Harry dear…*gasp*…your feathers” choked out bill. Fred nodded. His face was a deeper shade than his hair.
“What…others…they…do?” said Charlie trying to get his words right.
“Hermione…took a photo and…Luna shoved a chilli sweet in my mouth”
“Hahaha…you mean the…loony and…hermy” the brothers just kept laughing and laughing. George would ruffle Fred’s hair and bill asked him if he had layed an egg yet. Which got them going again. Fred just sighed and waited for his brothers to calm down.

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Chapter 11
draco and ginny are official
The six ran to the stairs that led them up a landing and down a landing. The stood there to quickly catch their breath.
“Soo…*gasp*…fun” said Hermione
“Split…up!” said Draco. They nodded and went their ways with their partners.
Draco was looking at Ginny. Ginny. What is it about Ginny that I can’t get enough of? What are we? A couple? Or just friends who snog? He thought.
“Draco what are you looking at?” he blushed.
“N…nothing. Where are we?” he tried to change the subject
“We are on the…3rd landing.” Draco nodded and it went back to silence.
“Draco…why are you staring at me?” Ginny was becoming annoyed.
“What are we?”
“Uhh…what?”
“I said what are we? Are we a couple or just friends?” he said his tone getting a little strong
“Well…I thought we were a couple. Didn’t you?” she said sounding hurt.
“Yes. But…we never said it so it was official.”
“Oh”
“ So…Ginny Weasley will you be my girl?” Ginny thought about it for a while.
“yeah.sure. Why not” she joked but seeing Draco’s hurt face she turned serious. She kissed him on the cheek. “Of course” he brightened up after the kiss. And hugged Ginny.
“Who’s there!?” asked a voice around a corner. Their eyes widened. Draco took out his wand and copied him and Ginny while Ginny put invisibility charm on the two of them. She put her finger to her mouth to tell him to be quiet. They saw the real Draco and Ginny standing there looking at each other. The footsteps were getting closer. “Do something!” hissed Draco to their copies. The copy Draco and Ginny looked at each other then started to make out. Ginny rolled her eyes while Draco grinned.
“Wow” he said. “I could get a lot of tips from this. Look at me go. I don’t understand how you don’t faint gin. I must be amazing”
“Yeah. You’re a real boy wonder,” she said sarcastically. Draco was about to reply when Ginny put her hand over his mouth to silence him as one of the terminators were about to catch them.
“Got ya!” cried George. He made a face when he saw what the copies were doing.
“Get a room!” he threw a body bind curse at them. “OI. I GOT THEM. I GOT TWO!” cried George. He smirked at the copies. Draco and Ginny waited for the other terminators to arrive.
After a couple of minutes the other three brothers turned up.
“How did you get two of them?” asked Fred. George puffed out his chest
“Because I’m brilliant, smart. Handsome, witty, sly-
“George”
“They were making out and didn’t hear me coming,” he mumbled. The other brothers laughed and grabbed Draco and Ginny.
“What are we going to do with them?” asked Charlie
“I thought we had to put them to mum,” said Fred
“Ohh.no we must get our revenge for having to look for them and you Fred must get your revenge on Ginny for doing that to your hair” Fred frowned.
“Your right!” the twins took out their products and started on Ginny.
They put five chilli sweets in her mouth at once and were amazed that she didn’t cry out for water. She just ate them.
“Hey. Are your products broken?” asked bill Fred and George looked insulted.
“That there is a Weasley twin product! They are not broken. She must, just…like chilli” the others shrugged. Ginny and Draco were stifling their laughs at what really was going on. They stuck feathers on Draco’s face and pulled them off which must be painful to anyone but Draco didn’t even wince. The brothers looked at each other.
“The feathers aren’t broken are they?”
“Of course not!”
“Then why aren’t they working!”
“Uhh…don’t know. Give them time”
Draco and Ginny were trying harder to not laugh but it was to humorous as the twins were testing everything on the copies and when it didn’t seem to have affect on them bill and Charlie would shout at them.
“There’s something fishy going on. Don’t you think?” said Charlie
“How?”
“Well we know how much Ginny loves her hair and looks and she didn’t even wriggle when we put that green paint in her hair.”
“Yeah. And Draco didn’t do anything when we ruffled up his hair and we know how much the boy likes his hair to be perfect”
Draco and Ginny looked at each other. Only one thing would drive them away from finding the real reason. “Batus bogem!” whispered Ginny.
About three dozen bat bogeys came flying out of her wand. They started attacking the surprised twins. “Is someone there!” cried Charlie
“No there can’t be. We cornered them”
“Then it can only be one thing,” shouted bill. The brothers looked at each other.
“GHOSTS!!!” they ran from the end of the hall and around the corner. Draco and Ginny could still here their cries from being spooked and the bat bogeys.

hope you liked it
dracos comet x

HAHA! real funny, keep it up! *wipes away tears of laughter*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I loved the part where the copies started making out!!!
PAMS!!! This story is really funny!!!

hahhhahahahaha...Draco...gotta love him! lol Great post! post ssooooon!

thumbs up. *draco concieded much*

new reader
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thumbs up *draco conceided much*
post more soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow!!!!!!tht was ace!!!!!!!!!!!!soooo funny!!!!!!!!!PAMS!!

PAMRS!!! Please post soon!!!

Write more it is cool amazing plus funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hey guys i'm really sorry bout not posting soon enough. but here we go. another chapter lol. hope you like it.

chapter 12
no man gets left behind

Harry and Ron had stopped running from where they tied up Fred and were slowly walking along the 2nd floor corridor.
“Harry?”
“Yeah Ron?”
“Can I ask you something?”
“Sure”
“ how long have you been going out with Hermione?” Harry stopped walking and gaped at Ron.
“How…how did you know about that?” he asked, Ron chuckled
“ Come on mate…I’m not that dumb!” Harry just blinked at Ron
“You didn’t make it half obvious when you jumped apart every time I walked into the room when you were alone!” Harry blushed.
“Are you mad?”
“ Heak no! You didn’t think I fancied Hermione did you!? Nah. I’m with…Luna”
Harry just stared at Ron then he burst out laughing.
“You…you and …Luna?!”
“Why? What’s funny about it!?”
“I…imagine if you have kids…they…they’d have…pink hair!” Harry gasped.
“ Your talking rubbish mate. It’s called strawberry blonde!” this made Harry crack up more.
Unfortunately their conversation was cut short by shouts of “GHOSTS!” Harry and Ron looked at each other. Loud footsteps were coming their way.
“ Terminators!” cried Ron. The footsteps were getting louder.
“Run!” shouted Harry. Ron ran away from the sound of the footsteps and Harry followed. “Ron you tell Ginny and Draco and I’ll tell Hermione and Luna.” Shouted Harry. Ron nodded and got out his walkie-talkie.
“ This is lion to red…lion to red do you read me?” Ron waited for a reply.
“What do you want Weasley? Me and red were in the middle of something!”
“I believe I wanted to talk to red not stupid jerk. Now put red on the walkie talkie!”
“That’s dragon. And if you want her I believe an apology is in order” Ron sighed
“ I’m sorry you’re a stupid jerk. Now where’s red!!” Ron herd Draco grunt.
“What do you want Ron?” said Ginny’s voice.
“The enemy is gaining fast. I repeat the enemy is gaining fast”
“ What in merlins name did you just say!?” Ron sighed
“The terminators are right behind us! Were on the 2nd floor. We need back up!”
“ Ok ok…we’re on our way.”
“Lion over and out” cried Ron.
Ron turned around to see Harry still running behind him.
“Hermione says they’ll be here soon. There only on the 3rd landing” Ron nodded.
“Lovebirds say the same thing” Ron saw Harry turn around and shout a stunning spell to where the noises were coming from. They stopped and herd a thud. Harry must have gotten one of the terminators.
“Hey! They’re in front of us. The babies are in front of us! Come on!” they herd voices say. Then the footsteps sounded once again.
“Keep running Harry!!” shouted Ron. He heard a thump. Ron turned around to see Harry lying on the ground.
“NOOO…HARRY!” Ron ran to Harry’s body. He kneeled down.
“ I’ve been hut…stunner spell…go on without me…tell Hermione…to feed hedwig”
“No! We never leave a man behind!” Ron picked up Harry and began to run again.
“Merlins beard Harry. How much do you way!? After this your going on a diet!”

its not that long but o well.
hope you liked it
dracos comet x

HAHHAAHHAA !!!!!! soooo funny!!classic!

Omg you finally posted after forever!!! It was hilarious!!! Keep 'em coming!!

lol, thx everyone:)
i'll post as soon as i can
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WOW i really liked this post it was HILARIOUS!!!! this story is getting funnier by the post, PAMS PAMS PAMS!!!

I know I posted recently but please PAMRRS!!!

hey *new readers (i think) lol. i am really really sorry for not posting. but i am erally busy this week i hav loads o homwork for tomorrow. (3rd yr exams r a real drag) but i will end up writing umm..2 new chapters since i havent posted in ages tomorrow.
sorry again
dracos comet x

Please please please PAMRRRS!!!!

omg! yu would think that harry would be super skinny after always being attacked and running away from scary people. other than that great post:bnawtf:

lol. hey guys. iiiii'''mmmm BACK. woooo. this is the second last chapter of hide and seek. and i will definatley post the last chapter today. *sniff* so i hope you enjoy the second last chapter of Hide and Seek.

Chapter 13
jelly walls and human animals

Ron didn’t know how long he had been running but he knew it was more than ten minutes. Harry was still out cold and was somehow getting heavier by the minute. Every so often a curse would fly past Ron’s head and he would have to duck or swerve to avoid it. Wont they ever give up! He thought. He swore as another purple hex almost hut him. The terminators were hot on his trail and Ron was running out of spaces to run. They were almost at the end of the 3rd landing where he could go up to the fourth but if he did then he’d be cornered. Ron moved Harry’s body over his shoulder and grabbed his walkie-talkie. “HELP! I need back up. I repeat back up!” he shouted into his walkie-talkie. Ron waited for a reply.
“What’s wrong!” came Draco’s voice.
“ Harry. He’s been hut with a curse and out cold. The terminators have been chasing me. I have Harry. They keep shooting hexes. I’ve got know where to run. Where are you?”
“ Were on the half landing above the fourth. Run up to the fourth some of us will come down and help you. The rest of us will finish off up here. Just keep running. Even when we come run up to the half landing. Its time we finish this with a bang”
“ Alright this is lion over and out” with this information and the thought that he was to get reinforcement made Ron run faster. He felt Harry move on his shoulder.
“ Yes I like owls. I have one. She’s very pretty. I’m very pretty too” Ron saw Harry smile. Then Harry began shouting. “ I can’t believe it! You did it! Why…I loved him! Why did you pop my balloon!” Harry shouted again and again. Ron rolled his eyes.
A curse narrowly missed Ron and only got the ends of his hair, which made it sizzle a bit.
“ Move Ron!” shouted Hermione as she threw a curse behind him. Ron swerved to the left and ran behind Luna who was beside Hermione. They heard some shouts and cries of the terminators. Luna nodded in improvement. “ The amimalgas charm. Not bad Hermione” Hermione blushed and Ron looked puzzled. “The ani-what?”
“ It’s a spell I read where it will give your victim a part of an animal for a couple of minutes. So Fred has an elephant’s trunk, George has cows udders, bill has rabbit ears and Charlie has antlers.” The three of them laughed but it soon stopped as they saw the terminators coming towards them. “ Jellio!” screamed Luna. Red Goo burst out of her wand and made a wall across the corridor. The terminators ran straight into the wall and immediately got stuck. Hermione and Ron stood there in disbelief.
“ What was that?” asked Hermione. Luna blushed.
“ I learned it when me and dad went to France. The French love their jelly.” The teenagers stood there laughing. Hermione conjured up a camera. She walked up to the wall. The terminators just stuck against the wall still half animals. “Say cheese!” she cried as she clicked the button. The terminators got angry and started to thrash around. They backed away, “ quick we still need to finish it off” cried Luna. The three ran up the stairs. Once they got to the fourth landing Ron stopped them.
“ Can someone please wake Harry? That boy is heavier than hagrid!”
“ Hagrid is not heavy Ron…he’s must big boned!”
“ Just wake him up” Hermione flicked her wrist and Harry woke up.
“ WATCH THE BALLOON!” he screamed. The other three just stared at him. Harry coughed and stood up. “ So…what did I miss?” the other three rolled their eyes and carried on walking to the last set of stairs, which lead to the half landing.
The time it took the three teens to fill Harry in on what happened while he was out, they were at the half landing. Ginny and Draco were waiting for them with impatience. “ What in Godrics name took you so long?” Ginny cried. They ignored her and carried on waking. “ Have you two finished?” asked Hermione. The two teens nodded. “ Even had some time to…spare” said Draco as he winked at Ginny. Ron made a face. “ Dude…that’s my sister”
“ What exactly have you been doing while we were luring the terminators?” asked Harry. Ron gave him a look.
“ We? I was the one who was carrying your ten-ton body! I was the one who was dodging curses!” Harry rolled his eyes. Hermione dived straight in on what their plan was. Harry and Ron grinned.
“ Nice. So once we do that we just say the charm then it will be time for dinner?” asked Harry. Hermione nodded
“ Excellent. I’m Hungry”
“ you’re always hungry Ron!”

That was great!! You finnaly posted! yay, now pams!!

LMFAOOOO THAT WAS A GREAT POST!!!!! This really does make up for the while that you haven't potsed. PAMS PAMS PAMS

wow!!!!!!!LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!lol post more!!!!!!!plz:)

omg!!! i'm so sad*sob* that was so funny. i didn't understand the part with harry and the ballon though*?* what exactly did ginny and draco do in their*spare time?*:bnawtf:

hey guys. i'm not posting my last chapter yet cause there is still some little snags and i want to get it right for the final chapter. to answer your questions ^ the part with harry and balloon came to me cause my lil bro connor was playing with a balloon all the time (he still has it) and it was bugging me so i took it from him and drew a harry potter face on it. lol so it came to me oh harry nad a balloon.lol. and the part with draco and ginny well...umm...what do bf and gf normally do when they have time. lol.

lol i cant wait to read the last chapter!!!!!

ok guys. here it is. the last chapter of Hide And Seek!! *snif* :no:
i really hope you like it. everyone i mean everyone please review!!! lol
btw i burst the balloon.woopz lol :shifty:
ok here it is. enjoy.

chapter 14
revenge,revenge and more revenge

hermione had explained the plan for the fourth time and now everyone understood.
"we just need some bait to lure them up here then we can get it started." she mumbled.
" who's going to be bait?" asked draco. everyone looked at hermione
" it's got to be someone they cant resist hitting when they have the chance,someone who wont be able to fight back,someone who they like to attack" everyone turned around and looked at ron.
" me!? you want to send me! after i saved harry! and no one bothered to help me!" hermione and luna coughed.
"well you helped... i mean...why not malfoy!?" draco laughed
" you seriously think they'd want to hit me!" ron laughed
" hello? your malfoy! of course they would! why wouldnt they" draco smirked
" because since i am dating there baby sister i doubt they would want to harm me incase of suffereing from bat bogeys" hermione nodded. everyone looked at ron again. " ok ron! make us proud!"

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the terminators watched as the four teens ran upstairs laughing. they thrashed about and were finally reliesed from the wall. they stood up.
" wheres george?" asked charlie. fred pointed to the jelly wall and started laughing. there inside the jelly was george floating around. the other boys howled with laughter. bill conjured up a camra and took a picture. " that was worth it!" he said.
the boys helped george out and conjured a cleaning spell on them. bill motioned the boys in a small circle. " ok. i think this is going to be the final,the showdown,the big bang the-
" we get it bill" said charlie. bill grinned.
" right. so we need to focus on the babies. hit them when you can. do not let them get away. and if that fails. we can always tell mom." the brothers nodded and set off up the stairs.

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" who's afraid of the terminators? the terminators, the terminators, who's afraid of the terminaotrs? no-oooot ron." whispered ron as he walked quietly down the stairs. the otehrs had taken his wand so he was completely defencless. ron whistled and hummed and sang his little song so that his mind was taken away from the thoughts about being battered. ron stopped as he heard footsteps. he slowly went down each step at a time. listening to the mumbles and footsteps getting louder and louder.
" w...who's there!?" he called. the footsteps stopped. ron backed away up the stairs fearing that the terminators would catch him. ron stopped in case he was making any sort of noise. the footsteps started again. " i...i said...who's there!?" the footsteps got faster and louder. ron was on the landing of the fourth floor. he looked down and saw the ummistakable red hair. someone looked up and saw him.
" its ron! its ron we found one! get'im!" curses flew everywhere in rons direction. "SHHHUGER QUILLS!!" ron shouted and ran up the other set of stairs leading to the half floor.

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everyone was in position. they heard ron and tightened thier grip on their wands. hermione flicked her wand to make sure everything was secure. hermione had put a charm on the six so that none of the stuff from the plan would backfire on to them nd get them messy. they heard rons screams and the thumping of footsteps on the stairs. " get ready!" shouted hermione.
ron ran up and on to the half landing got into his position. once they saw thst ron was up harry and luna ran and stood at the top of the stairs. behind them was ginny and behind ginny was hermione and draco. ron was right at the back. the terminators were in sight. they ran up the stairs.
" marbello!" shouted harry. hundreds of tiny marbles shot out of his wand and rolled down the stairs causing the terminators to slip over them.
" aquamenti!" shouted luna.water burst out of her wand drenching the terminaots and causing them to scream as it was ice cold. luna and harry ran to where ron was.
" batus bogem!" screamed ginny as the terminaotrs were walking up more stairs. bat bogeys flew out of her wand and started to attack the terminators. ginny ran behind draco and hermione and stood beside luna harry and ron. hermione and draco stood forward.
" sticklinius!" boomed draco. a glue like substance erupted form his wand and landed all over the termiators. they slipped and fell over each other.
" feathernus!" shouted hermione. thousands of feathers were realised from her wand and sticking all over the weasley boys. hermione and draco high fived each other and stoodbeside the otehrs ron walked forward and pointed his wand at bill who the week before set a spider into his room and ron wanted revenge. " glitterius!!" he shouted. the feathers were ripped away from bill causing him to yelp,hundreds and hundreds bits of glitter shot from rons wand and landed on bill sticking to him. the six laughed then they all came forward and stood next to each other. the pointed their wands to the terminators and each of them said there own little curse.
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The six ran down all the stairs still laughing,when they got to the ground floor they saw thier copies just finishing off the cleaning of the wrecked lobby. luna poked her head through the dinning room and saw mrs weasley setting out the plates for dinner. hermione flicked her wand and the copies disapeared. the six got into the positions there copies were in and pretened to clean just as mrs weasley walked in.
she stood with her hands on her hips. " well?" she said. draco put on his innocent face. " were really sorry mrs weasley" he said. the isx saw that he flicked his wand and a bunch of flowers appered behind his back. he gave them to mrs weasley. " this is a gift for you to say how sorry we are." mrs weasley blushed.
" thank you! i can see you have learned your lesson. come in nad have some dinner" the six ran into the dinning room and sat down. the boys across from the girls. they helped themselves to chicken , potatoes,peas,gravey and other things. ron took two of everything and stuffed his face.
mrs weasley tutted. " where have those four gone!" she mumbled. just then the terminators walked in and the six couldnt help but burst out laughing. mrs weasleys eyes widened. " WHAT IN MERLINS BEARD HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO!" she yelled.
fred and george were supporting ferret ears which stuck out from there hair,courtesy from draco. they had pink hair and purple eyebrows from ginny. and harry thought it would be funny to give fred a lightning bolt scar.
bill and charlie were no better than the twins. bill was still covered in glitter from ron and charlie had his eyebrows shaven off. hermione had turned charlies skin orange and had cut bills hair (to the delight of mrs weasley). luna had done a spell which made the words I got Hexed by luna and the six appear on all four boys chests.
" it...its was them mum!" said charlie. mrs weasley tutted.
" dont you dare blame them. they were down hear all this time cleaning up the lobby! what were you doing!" the boys stood there in disbelief.
" what!...they were just up!...half landing...glitter...marbles..."
" what are marbles!?" asked mrs weasley. she shooed the four out of the dinning roomand into the lobby where everyone could have a look.
" you are not comming in here until you've cleaned up." she said.
the boys flicked thier wands but to their dismay the ears and glitter and everything else wouldnt go away.
" it's not working mum!" cried george. mrs weasley glared.
" i suppose you used those charms that lasts for months!" she barked.
" it was them! those six right there!" shouted bill.
" honestly bill. do you think i am seeing things then! who was it that cleaned this lobby!?" bill said nothing. mrs weasley nodded.
" until you are cleaned up you shall have your meal else where. i'm not having messy children at the table." mrs weasley walked off to fetch some dinner and take it through to another room. the six burst into laughter. hermione conjured up her camara once again and took her final picture. " wait til the griffindor comon room see's this" she squeled. the four boys walked towards them
" MUUUMM.. THERE TRYING TO GET INTO THE DINNING ROOM" yelled ginny to her mother.
" BOYS! YOU STEP ONE FOOT IN THAT DINNING ROOM I SHALL MAKE YOU EAT IN THE ATTICK!!" she screamed. the boys stopped. the sixx stood up and started dancing.
" we beat the terminators..." they sang.
" BOYS! I NEED YOU FOUR TO LOOK AFTER THOSE SIX TOMORROW. YOUR FATHER AND I ARE AWAY ON ORDER BUISSNESS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND I DONT HAVE TIME FOR A SITTER. IS THAT ALRIGHT?" mrs weasley asked the terminators. the six stopped and stared gobsmacked at the terminators who were grinning and punching thier hands.
" perfect mom! we'd love to take care of the little darlings. in fact we have a special game to play!" said bill.
" Hide and Seek!" said the four boys together.
" NOOOOOOOOO..."

pheww. hide and seek is finished. :no: yes...*sniff*
please review. i kinda liked the ending. lol. i hope you enjoyed their revenge. sorry about the sugar quill saying with ron i tried to make it look like he was about to swear then he changed it to sugar quill. i know tats not how you spell sugar. well thats hide and seek finished. you should all check out my new ff in romance stories. it's called a wedding at hogwarts. please review and i hope you enjoyed this ff. you never know i might make a sequel. lol.

dracos comet xx

wow that was an awesome ending to an awesome story!!!!!!!!!!! soooo..... when IS the sequel?? lol *joke*

won-won

That was a great ending I loved and love this story!! I laughed :rotfl:, I cried :cry: . I got upset :mad:. I dont want it to be over!!! :smash: !!!!! Please write another Comedy ff!!! Please!! Like call it Hide and Seek 2: the sequel or something!! :cry: < me. Please.... PAffS!!!!

OMG OMG OMG WHAT A GREAT FF! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD I'M REALLY SAD THAT IT HAD TO END THOUGH. it also had the best ending too! every great story has an end unfortunely. well i can't wait to read your other ff soon......i'm really looking forward to it. THANKS FOR THE GREAT STORY!

thank you all for your great reviews. i think once i've finished a wedding at hogwarts then i might consider doing a sequel to hide and seek. lol. until then. bye bye and thanks again for your lovely reviews. xx
dracos comet
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