SS100: 100 Drabbles for Patnessa - Sa13+

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Haai there! Jess [JeshieRAWR] and I have decided to collaborate and bring you 100 drabbles dedicated to our favorite SSRPG ship: Patnessa. Patrick Dubois and Vanessa Campbell met in Diagon Alley when they were 17, and since then, have had a relationship packed full of drama. Sometimes it feels like it's never ending. At the end of the day though, the former Slytherin anger management!boy and the lovable former Gryffindor girl always come to the realization that they were made for each other. Some might say it was a match made in Heaven.

Disclaimer: I don't one anything in the HP wizarding world (hah J.K. Rowling does)... besides Patrick Dubois and his relatives who make an appearance. Neither does Jess except for Vanessa Campbell and her relatives.

Soon-to-appear characters we don't own either:

Aiden Chevalier - Cedric
Ella Ainsworth - Emishlon
Trixie Malfoy - LottiePot
Savannah Conrad - Calezilla
Cody Russell - Chelliephone
Bonnie Campbell - LilyLunaGinnyPotter
Nancy Hudonson - Lislchen
Healer Lilyan Morretti - Colley ♥

Themes;
1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. torch 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. Zit 79. Proposal 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework

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#34 Parseltongue

Patrick sat on the floor of Vanessa and his apartment with their daughter, Camille. He smiled to himself as he watched the baby suck on a spoon. She took it out and waved her arms about giggling. Then she started talking in her baby language. It almost sounded like hissing.

He decided to try making the noise and she looked up at him and smiled; therefore he continued.

Suddenly Vanessa walked into the room. “What's that noise?” she asked in confusion.

“Camille and I are talking in Parseltongue,” Patrick answered.

He watched his wife roll her eyes and laugh to herself as she left.

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#66 Pace

Patrick paced the waiting room of St. Mungo's with deep concern written in his face. His best mate was severely injured again on an Auror mission. The Healers were doing everything they possibly could to save him he was told.

He looked over at Ella who had tear streaks down her cheeks. She looked bloody worse then him and good reason. Her love's life was on the line.

“He'll be okay Ella,” Pat whispered.

She nodded, but appeared wary.

Suddenly he saw Vanessa walk into the room. “I have good news....”

Relief poured over the pair's faces.

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# 78 Author's Choice = Zit

Patrick whistled to himself as he walked down a corridor in Hogwarts. Today was the day. He finally decided he would man up and admit his true feelings to Vanessa. Surprisingly he spotted the brunette walking down the corridor at the same time.

When he got closer to her, he noticed a very large red....thing...on her face.

“Ugh what is that on your face?” slipped out of his mouth before he could stop it.

Vanessa looked at him horrified. “It's a zit you jerk.” She moved a hand to cover her chin and stalked off.

Smooth Dubois.

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Theme #15: Room

Vanessa was in her room, sitting in her chair, as she listened to her iPod. The sun had flickered upon the ruby red necklace she had and she undid the clapse, laying the necklace in her hand to look at it.

“Nessy, Patrick’s here!” Bonnie had yelled from the other room, but Vanessa hadn’t heard.

Patrick had then walked into her room, spying the brunette looking down at the necklace he had given her.

“I’m guessing you like it?” He asked, tapping on the girl’s shoulder.

As graceful as she could, the Gryffindor had fallen out of her chair, surprised.

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Theme #55: Egg On

Vanessa was reading one of her books outside, on one of the benches. Suddenly she had gotten hit with many objects and they were sticking to her.

Broken eggs.

She then screamed, looking up to see a couple of first years aiming at her once more. She ran back into the castle as fast as she could, hoping that no one would see her. However, she ended up tripping on one of the stairs. Falling; right in front of Patrick Dubois.

“Vanessa, are you alright?” Patrick asked, worried.

“Do I look alright!?” She scowled, running once more up the stairs.

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Theme #99: Newspaper

“Patrick, can you come here, please?” Vanessa called.

Patrick sighed and put his newspaper down, walking into the kitchen. Minutes passed and Patrick came back, taking a spot upon the couch. He picked up his newspaper and his eyes widened.

There was a giant hole at the side of it. He heard a giggle from by his feet and he leaned down, seeing his son, Liam, with newspaper in his mouth. He laughed and picked up his son, walking into the kitchen.

“Vanessa, I think Liam is trying to tell us that newspaper is better than your cooking.” Patrick teased.

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#94 Allergic

The 17 year old boy lounged out on one of the big chairs in the Slytherin common room. He was staring at his wand when a large fluffy white thing jumped up on him. HOLY CRAP IT WAS SAVANNAH'S CAT!! “Savvy can you get this...thing...off me?” he asked her as he sneezed.

No reply.

That left him no choice. He pushed the thing off and gave it a little kick. It hissed at him and walked off.

“PATRICK DUBOIS WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY?” he heard someone cry in a girlish voice.

Dang nab it.

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#91 Future

Vanessa stood behind closed doors in a white dress with a purple bouquet of flowers in her hand. The other went on Sr. Mr. Dubois's arm. Her heart was beating so fast she was sure she would drop any second.

She heard Canon In D start to play on the piano and the large doors were opened. The brunette saw the wedding guests up on their feet looking at her in awe. She took her first step on the white aisle, then another, and another.

The women looked at Patrick and saw him smiling and looking at her like he had never before. It was a look of joy. She noticed him wipe away a tear.

It would be the first of many.

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#98 Pajamas

14 year old, Isaac Dubois sat on the couch playing his Xbox 360 while stuffing popcorn down his face. The boy was really getting into his game when the doorbell rang.

“Can you get that?” he heard his dad yell.

Sigh. He paused the game and walked to the front door, avoiding popcorn that was on the floor as he went. The boy swung the door open and saw Olivia Chevalier standing there.

She giggled. “Here Zac. My dad borrowed these DVDs from your dad.” She handed him the box. “Nice pajamas by the way.”

He looked down at his Spongebob boxers and heard his dad's muffled laughs. Hah real nice father.

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Theme #4: Ancient Runes

“Dad! What does this mean?” Allison said, holding up her Ancient Runes book.

Patrick walked over to the kitchen table where his daughter was. “What are they even teaching you kids these days?” Patrick asked, confused by the content in the book.

“What are you two complaining about now?” Vanessa asked, walking into the kitchen.

“This book; we don’t know what it means.” Allison complained.

“Sweetie, you have the book upside down.” Vanessa shook her head, turning the book upside-right. She then left the kitchen leaving Patrick and Allison to help each other.

“MOOOMMM! Dad and I still don’t understand!”

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Theme #51: Act

“Remember, don’t tell anybody about this plan, okay? I really need this to work out.” Vanessa said, walking along the corridors with her fake boyfriend, Aiden.

“Yeah, okay.” Aiden nodded, positioning his focus on what was going on outside of the stained glass windows.

Just then, Patrick was coming down their way and Vanessa stopped in her tracks. She quickly interlaced her fingers with Aiden and poked him in the side so he would pay attention.

“You’re so funny, Aiden!” She said, pretending to laugh at a joke Aiden had said. “You’re the funniest and nicest guy I’ve ever met!”

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Theme #64: Nap

Vanessa was one to pay attention in classes but today, a nap was needed; she was up all night mourning her mother’s death. Little did she know that class had gotten dismissed and a boy was about to pull a mean prank upon her.

Patrick was walking to his next class when he noticed a boy walking into the room next to him, suspiciously. He went inside and noticed Vanessa had fallen asleep on their desk.

“Don’t bother her. She’s in a lot worse situation than you are, now beat it.” He said; his intimidating self scaring the boy off.

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#87 Plaid

Patrick walked out of the Slytherin common room wearing a new plaid shirt that made him look totally hot. There was no hiding his attractiveness in this shirt. Therefore he turned on his swag walk.

When he got to the top of the stairs he noticed girl's checking him out. Oh yeah---he was---

“Patrick Dubois aren't you suppose to be in detention?” he heard a girl call out. Very loudly.

What the---? People started chuckling and that's when Head Girl Nancy walked up to him.

“Uhhhh...I was just on my way.” He turned around and could almost feel her smiling to herself as he went.

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#82 Careful

Vanessa sat with Patrick on their couch watching a movie called Just Go With It. She soon saw Liam walk in holding a mini broomstick he got for his birthday.

“Can me, Isaac, and Allison play Quidditch?” he asked.

“As long as you're careful,” she warned.

The boy nodded and ran outside. She snuggled up against Patrick and looked back at the TV screen. It had been no more then 15 minutes when she heard someone crying. Isaac ran inside. “Liam fell off his broom.”

Then Liam ran inside, his face red, and kicked Isaac in the shin. “Only because you pushed me!”

Ohh how typical.

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#81 Depression

The school had felt strangely silent since Vanessa's mom had died, or at least to Patrick it did. He noticed she had begun to skip classes and find places to hide in the school. It was hard to respect the fact she wanted to be alone.

Today he found her in an empty classroom, her knees pulled up to her chest. He walked over and sat down beside her. “I hate seeing you like this,” he said in a low voice.

There were dark circles under her eyes. Patrick wrapped his arms around her and she began to softly cry into his chest.

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Theme #57: Gape

It was a month after she had broke it off with Patrick that Nathan and herself had started dating again. She wanted to make Patrick jealous; to make him realize that he had messed things up with her.

Then, she caught sight of Ella and Aiden. She was walking towards them, hand in hand with Nathan, but she stopped in her tracks as she saw Patrick. Nathan pushed her along lightly and all Vanessa could do was follow. She watched Patrick’s face turn into a blank expression: only in her dreams had she thought that he would gape at them.

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Theme #69: Slap

“I heard that you like Patrick.” Vanessa said.

“And what if I do? You’re dating Aiden, you shouldn’t care.” Ella snapped back.

Vanessa was left gobsmacked. She had thought that if she faked a relationship with Aiden, Patrick would want to be with her. She never thought that it would give Ella a better chance at being with Patrick. She wanted to slap Ella in the face for what she had said, but she wouldn’t; because she already knew that she deserved a slap in the face as well.

--Then, a couple weeks later, Ella and Patrick were a couple.

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Theme #85: Snappish

“How was your day?” Vanessa called.

“Horrible.” Patrick snapped, walking into the living room to face Vanessa. “You know what; it’s all your fault!”

“Excuse me?” Vanessa said standing up and walking over towards him.

This wasn’t the first time; it was one of the many times he had come home and yelled at her for something that happened at work.

“Stop it! Stop it now! I’m sick of your yelling at me and the fact that I have to deal with it every day; is stupid. We’re over!” Vanessa yelled, tears streaming down her face as she did so.

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#75 Yodel

“Happy 1st Anniversary!” Patrick exclaimed, opening the door of their apartment.

Vanessa smiled in surprise and she walked in. The lights had been dimmed, besides the candles on the table for two in the kitchen, and the scent of roses filled the room. The women took his hand and led him to their kitchen. “Patrick this was so sweet of you to---” she began, but music interrupted her.

There were 4 yodelers in the room. She looked at him in confusion.

“The harp player was booked. I'm sorry,” he apologized.

Her reply was a kiss on the cheek. It was the thought that counted.

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#56 Fight

It was Christmas Eve and the Dubois and Chevalier family had decided to celebrate it together along with other close friends and family. The Dubois home was literally overfilling with people. Almost all the guests could hear screaming from upstairs.

“Are Isaac and Olivia at it again?” Aiden asked Patrick, looking up above.

“I don't doubt it.” Their brawls were rather typical.

“FINE I'LL ADMIT IT OLIVIA! I'M IN BLOODY LOVE WITH YOU!”

Aiden, Patrick, Ella, and Vanessa all sort of gave each other a shocked look.

“YOU ARE SUCH A DUMB----!”

Then the house went strangely quite.

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#79 Author's Choice= Proposal

“Are you okay mate?” Patrick asked, walking in to find Aiden holding the ring he was going to propose to Ella with.

“Just a little nervous, that's all,” he replied, running a hand through his hair. “Dude, what if she says 'no'?”

“Look, this is all you have to do.” He took the ring box from him and got down on one knee. “Take her hand.” He took Aiden's hand. “And say ' Will you marry me?”

At that moment Vanessa walked in and she looked rather horrified. “Patrick do you have something you want to tell me?”

Fail.

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Theme #30: Feast

Vanessa was sitting down at the Gryffindor table for the first feast of her seventh year. She piled some food upon her plate and stopped to look around for some people she knew. Sure, she had come to Hogwarts during her sixth year, but she was very shy. This year she was sure to change that.

As she looked around, her mind wandered back to where Patrick was. He was the only person she really knew who was coming here; except for Bonnie. She looked over at the Slytherin table and finally spotted him…stuffing food in his face.

“Oh goodness.”

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Theme #46: Dungeon

“Why is detention even located down in the dungeons?” Vanessa muttered to herself as she walked along the corridors. She had gotten her first detention for not knowing the answer to a question, which was quite stupid the way she thought about it. She felt along the walls so she wouldn’t get lost; of course torches were lit, but they always seemed to be dimmer in the dungeons.

Suddenly she heard a couple of noises from behind her.

“Hello?” She called out, scared for her life.

“Boo!” Patrick yelled, grabbing onto her shoulders.

--A scream was heard throughout the castle.

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Theme #95: Snowball

Patrick was on his way from Durmstrang back towards his home. He had gotten a call from Vanessa that there was an emergency going on and that he needed to be there. Bad thoughts went through his mind.

He then got out of his car, dodging a snowball that was thrown at him by some kid, and unlocking the door.

-- It was dark, really dark.

“Hello-“

“SURPRISE!”

The lights turned back on and he could see all his friends and family.

“Happy Birthday, honey!” Vanessa said, hugging her husband.

“Nessa, my birthday isn’t until next week.” He whispered.

Oops.

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#92 Chocolate

“Patrick, where's your secret stash of chocolate?” asked a very pregnant Vanessa.

“Wha---what secret stash of chocolate? Pshh...you know I'm not allowed to eat a lot of that stuff,” he stuttered. Due to his diabetes and all, he had to keep sugar to a minimum.

Vanessa narrowed her eyes with the knowledge he was lying. “PATRICK I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW!” she cried.

Pregnant women were too hormonal for his liking. He sighed and got off the couch. “It's in my sock drawer. I'll go get it,” he whined. Bye bye chocolate stash.