SS100: 100 Drabbles for a Nonsensical Starfish - Sa 13+

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Hey, You. I'm Erik. And after some thinking i thought it would be a fun idea to do drabbles on my first RP character Former Ravenclaw Nigel Barrington. Soooo let's see how this goes.

Disclaimer: The wizarding world and everything related to it belongs to the lovely J.K. Rowling, not me. I'm just lucky enough to get to play around in it.

»My Prompts

1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. Licorice Wand 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. Act 52. Bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Goblin 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Amortentia 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. Spook 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. X-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Staircase 88. Sweet Tooth 89. Past 90. Present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Trunk 100. Homework

60. Joke

One Thing Nigel Barrington was a professional at was making horrible jokes that made people laugh not because they were funny. No. Because they were so bad and punny they made the person smile from sheer stupidity.

He was sitting on the couch in his friends apartment staring at the ceiling after eating way too much. When he had the perfect joke in his head. Must be from the food he ate.

"What kind of bagel can fly?"

Nobody there in the room gave a guess because they knew the answer would be something really dumb.

"A Plain Bagel"

Genius.

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54. Dare

There are some people Nigel just can not say no too. It was a true fact. One being his girlfriend. Though it is not like he always listened. Just the consequences of not listening or lying were bad. They were at the Great Hall eating breakfast together and Nigel was eating one of his favorites.

Pickle Cereal.

"I can not believe you are still eating that disgusting stuff." Blue said.

Nigel just smiled and stopped eating.

"What are you daring me to stop eating this?"

She just smiled and said "Well Yes"

Nigel had to smile now.

"Well, Challenge Accepted"

Mentioned: Blue Gracae/Lollipop!

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32. Common Room

It was a long walk from the Ravenclaw Common Room to the Kitchen. But someone had to do it. And that person was usually Nigel. It was some of the only exercise he got besides something else and Quidditch. But he wanted pizza and was not charismatic enough to make someone get it for him.

He had just entered the Common Room with a pizza and set it down to get into his normal common room attire.

"So, now who wanted pizza again?" Nigel said grinning

He knew the answer, it was just fun seeing everyone get excited over pizza.

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88. Sweet Tooth

Nigel had a major sweet tooth right now. Which was good since he had his favorite candy in the world. Fizzing Whizbees. Due to the levitation, of course. Nigel loved to levitate. Just ask any Claw in his year. Nigel flopped on to a couch and popped one of those candies in his mouth, sucked on it, and waited to to feel like he was levitating.

Not as cool as flying a broom. But it worked for being inside a castle.

When he felt like he was levitating. He just smiled and starfished in mid air for a little.

"Sweet"

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6. Divination

Nigel was finally getting the hang of where all these classes where. Though he still did not even believe in Divination, really. He just liked Professor Elwood. She was cool. Though when he entered the classroom this time. It was hot, stuffy, and perfect for taking a nap.

And that is exactly what he did after a while. Closed his eyes and tried to take a nap.

Just Elwood had other ideas and walked over to his and another student's desk. Nigel could not even imagine she would shot a stream of cold water to wake them up.

So Cold.

Mentioned: Professor Elwood/DanialRadFAN01

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100. Homework

"Dora can i please copy the homework...PLEASE" Nigel asked pleadingly. He forgot to do it in class and didn't really have the motivation to actually do it now. He already tried asking his girlfriend and Mo. But they had shot him down. The only person left to ask after this was Vesper and she would laugh in his face and say no as well.

"No, find someone else to give you the answers." She replied

"Pleeeease" He asked again down on his knees

"Still No"

Oh Merlin, he was actually going to have to do it now.

Wasn't he?

Mentioned: Isidora Miroslava/grangerfan8

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5. Astronomy

Other than not mentioning Pluto in Astronomy. A certain Professor was touchy about it. Though it has been many years since it has not been a planet. Nigel had his mind on other matters. Such as writing horrible puns on a piece of parchment. He knew he was not going to know all the questions. He hardly even studied for Astronomy.

But he did love Astro Puns

Like

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

He had many more to go before this class was over. Maybe he would even answer a question or two before Flamsteed ended the class.

Maybe

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39. Duel

Did Nigel really need to take part in a duel. Because the last time he was in a duel for fun somebody, he won't say any names, spelled all the hair on the top of his head grey. He still had nightmares about that. Grey Hair was Evil and that is just a fact. Like his hair was fabulous.

Sigh, might as well get this duel started. All he could hope this time was his opponent did not know the hair removal spell. That was a constant fear for the hair obsessed Prefect.

"Stupefy"

NOT THE HAIR. NOT THE HAIR.