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OtterySt.Catchpole · 12-05-2010, 06:03 AM

He's making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

~Santa Claus is coming to town by pretty much everyone

The north pole ... location undisclosed and cloaked from most.

The snowy winds of the icy north blew quickly and frostily over the walls of the city in the center of which sat the castle of Saint Nicholas. Hidden safely away from most of the world, it was home to the most state of the art technology. Monitors watch the children of the world. Detailed dossiers are kept on file on the behavioral patterns of children the world over, so beware if you've been naughty or nice.

Behind the walls of Christmas City lay the famous castle of Saint Nicholas and the homes and factories of the elves and reindeer. While outside the cold storms raged battering against the enchanted walls, inside all was snowy and nice and not nearly as arctic cold as it was outside, Mrs. Claus running around handing out hot chocolate or tea as was needed and the reindeer playing reindeer games while the elves worked day and night to fill the toy quota.

It was down these candy cane light pole streets, with their gingerbread colored cobbles that a young girl and an elf walked. She smiling at all the old familiar sights, the city decked out in garlands and lights, spheres and all manner of things Christmas, nativity scenes in shop windows, menorahs (yes some of the elves were Jewish) and presents wrapped and sitting in piles or on sleighs ready to be transported to the main castle for Christmas eve night.

"Scott? Yeah, he turned out to be a sad sack story. Jerk made me cry." The girl remarked with a sigh of regret, the regret was for the fact that she had cried not that she had lost the boy.

At half her size Finn had to run after the young human girl just to keep up. She had long blonde hair, wore a round white hat that resembled the thing she had her hands buried in, some furry round thing that Finn was sure was called a muffler. Everything else about her attire, however, clearly showed her love of candy canes but lacked the same furry or warm nature of her hat and hand warmer. But that was Santa's daughter a walking talking bunch of contradictions.

"We did warn you about the young man, Miss Claus," the young elf remarked.

"It's Holiday, sweety. Miss Claus is my mother ... or not but its definitely not me. And yes, you and Moonshadow, told me. I know Finn. How is the old bear anyways?" the girl asked trying to change the subject.

"Well ..." the elf began to reply but was cut short by the sound of a giant explosion coming from the mechanics shop down the street. Holly laughed. She started running in the direction of the smoke and Finn ran even faster after her.

Meanwhile things in command central were heating up, as a giant clock wound down the days until Christmas and while it was only November 1st things were not looking too good for Santa Claus and his merry elves.

"Of course Voldemort is on the naughty list, Doris." The head elf sighed. The new elf recruits were obviously not learning as fast as he would have liked, but most times the new elves had more time to get acquainted with their new positions and the system (dang Microsoft, but Santa would not convert to Mac for nothing) but what with the attacks on Christmas City and Santa's global operations things had had to change up north. "No, of course the whole Republican party is on the naughty list ..." he sighed, "Here's a hint newby. If they're politicians they're automatically on the naughty list, regardless of country or party."

Santa Claus stood, hands at his back away from all the hustle and bustle of the command room looking at the image of the globe, there were red spots where his operations in other countries had been assaulted. Someone was trying very hard to stop Christmas this year. And while this was not ordinarily out of the ordinary, almost every year some super villain or dark lord tried to up his street cred by trying to shut down Christmas, Easter or Hannukah one of the major holidays. This is why Santa had formed the Elfmen, a top secret group of elves who were trained in the martial arts, espionage and battle tactics explicitly created to stop these threats. This year however, the Elfmen had been pushed to their limits and still nothing was known about the villain behind the attacks on Christmas.

"If things proceed like this we'll be behind production and holiday spirit and we'll not be able to ..."

"Don't say it!" the other elf exclaimed in a whisper.

Santa turned around. They didn't have to say it out loud is was not anything he did not already know. Things were getting dire. Time was running out.

Santa Claus sighed. He had been going over his choices in his head and he had narrowed it down to the two likeliest candidates to help save Christmas. "Its either Batman or Ottery and Bruce is busy right now saving the globe and Ottery's ... well he's got Teddy, and they're probably just up to mischief."

Santa Claus walked over to one of the elves who had been talking. "Get me the bat phone."

The other elf then proceeded to inform the Big Red Man that his daughter had just arrived in Christmas City.

"Oh snap!" Santa cursed. "On second thought ... get me a direct line to Hogwarts." First the attacks on Christmas and now Holiday's arrival things were really being stacked against the possibility of a Christmas this year. He looked up to the sky and said, "Seriously? Seriously."

SPOILER!!: Yes we're back to crash Christmas OMG!Where's the French Toast I want sweet potato pancakes

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OtterySt.Catchpole SS Featured Artist DA Poet Rupert is My Man! SS100 Triumphant Aethonan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Wicked House Posts: 18,909 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ottery St. Catchpole Gryffindor Third Year	Otty's sorry he can't afford a Ferrari but that don't mean he can't get you there ... Paris & Kellybear r luv :Read Otty 's fics:Gone With the Wind:I♥Rupert He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! *~Santa Claus is coming to town by pretty much everyone* The north pole ... location undisclosed and cloaked from most. The snowy winds of the icy north blew quickly and frostily over the walls of the city in the center of which sat the castle of Saint Nicholas. Hidden safely away from most of the world, it was home to the most state of the art technology. Monitors watch the children of the world. Detailed dossiers are kept on file on the behavioral patterns of children the world over, so beware if you've been naughty or nice. Behind the walls of Christmas City lay the famous castle of Saint Nicholas and the homes and factories of the elves and reindeer. While outside the cold storms raged battering against the enchanted walls, inside all was snowy and nice and not nearly as arctic cold as it was outside, Mrs. Claus running around handing out hot chocolate or tea as was needed and the reindeer playing reindeer games while the elves worked day and night to fill the toy quota. It was down these candy cane light pole streets, with their gingerbread colored cobbles that a young girl and an elf walked. She smiling at all the old familiar sights, the city decked out in garlands and lights, spheres and all manner of things Christmas, nativity scenes in shop windows, menorahs (yes some of the elves were Jewish) and presents wrapped and sitting in piles or on sleighs ready to be transported to the main castle for Christmas eve night. "Scott? Yeah, he turned out to be a sad sack story. Jerk made me cry." The girl remarked with a sigh of regret, the regret was for the fact that she had cried not that she had lost the boy. At half her size Finn had to run after the young human girl just to keep up. She had long blonde hair, wore a round white hat that resembled the thing she had her hands buried in, some furry round thing that Finn was sure was called a muffler. Everything else about her attire, however, clearly showed her love of candy canes but lacked the same furry or warm nature of her hat and hand warmer. But that was Santa's daughter a walking talking bunch of contradictions. "We did warn you about the young man, Miss Claus," the young elf remarked. "It's Holiday, sweety. Miss Claus is my mother ... or not but its definitely not me. And yes, you and Moonshadow, told me. I know Finn. How is the old bear anyways?" the girl asked trying to change the subject. "Well ..." the elf began to reply but was cut short by the sound of a giant explosion coming from the mechanics shop down the street. Holly laughed. She started running in the direction of the smoke and Finn ran even faster after her. Meanwhile things in command central were heating up, as a giant clock wound down the days until Christmas and while it was only November 1st things were not looking too good for Santa Claus and his merry elves. "Of course Voldemort is on the naughty list, Doris." The head elf sighed. The new elf recruits were obviously not learning as fast as he would have liked, but most times the new elves had more time to get acquainted with their new positions and the system (dang Microsoft, but Santa would not convert to Mac for nothing) but what with the attacks on Christmas City and Santa's global operations things had had to change up north. "No, of course the whole Republican party is on the naughty list ..." he sighed, "Here's a hint newby. If they're politicians they're automatically on the naughty list, regardless of country or party." Santa Claus stood, hands at his back away from all the hustle and bustle of the command room looking at the image of the globe, there were red spots where his operations in other countries had been assaulted. Someone was trying very hard to stop Christmas this year. And while this was not ordinarily out of the ordinary, almost every year some super villain or dark lord tried to up his street cred by trying to shut down Christmas, Easter or Hannukah one of the major holidays. This is why Santa had formed the Elfmen, a top secret group of elves who were trained in the martial arts, espionage and battle tactics explicitly created to stop these threats. This year however, the Elfmen had been pushed to their limits and still nothing was known about the villain behind the attacks on Christmas. "If things proceed like this we'll be behind production and holiday spirit and we'll not be able to ..." "Don't say it!" the other elf exclaimed in a whisper. Santa turned around. They didn't have to say it out loud is was not anything he did not already know. Things were getting dire. Time was running out. Santa Claus sighed. He had been going over his choices in his head and he had narrowed it down to the two likeliest candidates to help save Christmas. "Its either Batman or Ottery and Bruce is busy right now saving the globe and Ottery's ... well he's got Teddy, and they're probably just up to mischief." Santa Claus walked over to one of the elves who had been talking. "Get me the bat phone." The other elf then proceeded to inform the Big Red Man that his daughter had just arrived in Christmas City. "Oh snap!" Santa cursed. "On second thought ... get me a direct line to Hogwarts." First the attacks on Christmas and now Holiday's arrival things were really being stacked against the possibility of a Christmas this year. He looked up to the sky and said, "Seriously? Seriously." SPOILER!!: Yes we're back to crash Christmas OMG!Where's the French Toast I want sweet potato pancakes Hey kids, no replies in this story I'm hoping to rush it to a sweet and fulfilling conclusion before the holiday season is over so ... LOL it's a bit funny and epic and I hope you all will like it. I can't post it but look up Glee Forget you ... It's awesome. I'm writing this whole fic to that song ... But don't forget my other baby ... __________________