Blah, blah, blah Evelyn. Destiny refrained from making duck noises while her friend talked about glaring and killing the party. She didn't know Defense Against the Dark Arts class was a party, and if she
did know, she would have brought party hats. And streamers. And BALLOONS, because a party is not complete without balloons.
And then Evelyn was asking questions about this stalker dude. She tried to give the universal sign of SHUT UP to Evelyn, but, just like Mia, she kept going. Could she just reach over and strangle her? No, no she couldn't because she stood and walked away. Some friend she is! Destiny would deal with Evelyn later..like while she was asleep. She remembered those Transfiguration spells to make noses turn into fruit. She would wake up with a grapefruit for a honker.
At least Mia went along with the story! Maybe a little too much, but yeah.
She was doooooomed. Doomed to be tormented by Marie and her fists of fury. Her feet of fury as well. As Mia left, she Destiny decided to bang her own head against her desk. Whyyyy did this even come about and whyyyyy did they leave her!?
She stopped banging her head and was juuuust about to run over to them when..
..Marie started.
Destiny was being EYED! Sweet Merlin, she did not like this. Mia..she should have been EYED. She was the one to bring this all up and it was lucky that she didn't share a common room with them. She would have given her a nice pair of peachy ears. If she thought old people had hairy ears..
Scoffing, she rolled her eyes like the answer to the question was obvious.
"I was scared to tell youuuu because..you know how stalkers are. Once they know who your friends are, they stalk them as well. I was looking out for your health." Or something, she wasn't sure. She also wasn't sure how long she could keep this up.
She slouched further down in her seat, and any minute now, she'd be on the floor crawling to freedom. Crawling to freedom as in using Evelyn and Mia as a human shield.
"How do I know what his name is? He was a STALKER! I'm not going to ask what his name is while he is stalking me." Really, Destiny wasn't
that dumb.
"And no, you don't know him." Slouch, slouch, slouch.
Almost to the floor!
"Ginormous. Maybe bigger than a troll." BAHAHAHA!! Picturing Mia hanging on a guy's back, a guy who was bigger than a troll, made Destiny burst with laughter. Mia..just swinging from the guys neck..oh right, serious. Putting on a serious face, which was really, really hard, she looked up at Marie.
"They left because..they had to do the assignment!"
And with those last words, Destiny finally hit the floor and started crawling away.
Heeeeelp!