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Old 10-15-2010, 02:39 PM   #30 (permalink)
Walrus


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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Travis Gordon
Third Year
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Goo goo g'joob

Jacob power walked towards the HoM classroom. This was one of the classes he actually looks forward to, it was the class he could act himself in and not get detention. It was great.

As Jacob entered the room. He immediately saw the cushions. And there, right there. A soft cushion was calling his name, it's like 'Jacob!' or maybe it was like ' jay bob' but he did see any jay bobs around here. So Jacob yelled "MINE!" and went into a jumping dive towards the pillow. In mid air he said in a slow motion voice. "miiiiiiineeee!!" yeah Jacobs. He hit the ground right in front of it. Wow he needed to work on his ratios. With his height and the height of his jump, the velocity of a non-laden swallow must be... Wait a European or African swallow?

Ahhhhhhh! His brain hurts now. Why was math so hard. How do muggles do it?

Jacob crawled onto the cushion. And completely out of breath he said a quick " mine!" yeah it was Jacobs pillow now!
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