 She-Snakes + He-Men Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
"Noooooooooooooooooooooo," Fletcher cowered, ducking and covering his head as a giant, furry, mostly-rotten cherry pie came hovering over his hair. It landed smack dab on top of him and dribbled all down his shoulders, under his collar and down his neck.
DISGUSTING. Who would have thought that such GIRLS could be grosser than BOYS?!! Fletcher would never be able to restore his luscious locks now. Never. How could they?!! If one looked closer they might even notice his particularly shiny eyes.
He put his covered head down on the table, hiding within his arms so no one would try to get him again. It was bad enough that the girls were attacking him, but for Salander to see that too? HORRIBLE. And he thought it funny! FUNNY.
I'll show them funny.... I'll show them funny..... Fletcher peeked out from under his arms and aimed his wand at an overly ripe bunch of bananas. He whispered, "Engorgio," and the long, slender yellow fruit started to expand rapidly, growing and growing until they seemed to be bananas fit only for a gorilla the size of Donkey Kong.
Fletcher pulled his head all the way out of his arms and swished and flicked his wand at the giant bananas. Whistling to himself, he levitated the bananas over the head of the one Slytherin attempting to sneak away (EVELYN) and made a certain poking motion.
BAM. Banana essssploshion ON HER HEAD!
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