It's sufficient to say that I DIED after reading this. Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, anyone?

Is that his girlfriend in the last photo? Or another actor? They way they're holding each other, it's a little tough to tell.

EDIT: Oh! I skimmed the article! That girl from Malibu is quite lucky. And she's my age!

OMGOMGOMGOHMYFREAKINGGOSH, Los Angeles. I'm bouncing up and down right now. I'm gonna try to go and see this!