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Tenacius "Ace" Salander
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SPOILER!!: Lowlow XD Quote:
Originally Posted by Nienna  Hands in his pockets as always, Willie marched into the class with absolute confidence. He glowed with so much confidence that some might think he was actually passing this class and getting high grades.
Riiight.
The moment his eyes had fallen upon the desks, his jaw dropped. He also remembered he was quite hungry. Very, very hungry. In fact, his stomach made a loud grumbling noise that would have made woodland creatures run into the forest from fear. And yes, he was exaggerating in his mind.
He chose a desk he felt comfortable at, sat in front of it and eyed the cookies on the plate. Willie lowered his head, his eyes on the same level as the cookies. This... this felt suspicious to him. Then again, cookies were still cookies. He sat back up, looked at the people around him, then back at the cookies. It was then did he find the note. Willie frowned as he picked up the note, and when reading what the professor asked he slowly grinned.
This, what the professor was asking, was his profession. PFFFFFT. Was he even serious?!
Willie stood up, and while glancing around the room, his hand swiftly picked up one cookie and stuffed it in his behind. It was the safest place he could think of. No one would ever suspect someone hiding a cookie there. He snickered.
As for the permanently, Willie grabbed the other cookie and stared at it. You'd think he was trying to zap it off the face of the desk with his laser beam eyes, but no. No. Never. Instead, he balled his hand into a fist and began smashing it against the desk, crushing the cookie into tiny little pieces.
"NWAHAHAHA," he laughed manically, forgetting he was in class in the first place. SPOILER!!: LadyDi Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxilocks Oh. My. Goodness.
Should she say something, or pretend that she hadn't noticed? Di decided to clear her throat [louuudly] but, at that moment, the boy who had been stuffing the cookie... somewhere, picked up the other and began to smash it. Di's eyes wiiiidened, and then she did clear her throat.
"Hello, class."
She pauuused, resisted the urge to eye Willie, and then really did look around at the students. "No cookies, I see." Di smiled, though the smile was a bit smaaall [the memory of Willie Cookie!Person was still fresh in her mind]. "Let's bring those temporarily disappeared cookies back in sight, shall we?"
Yes. That was a task.
... would it be unprofessional if she eyed the Hufflepuff kid again to see if he was still doing something odd?
The Professor wasnt the only one who saw that Hufflepuff boy stuff that cookie where the sun doesnt shine (not usually) and that got Salander morbidly staring at the lad, not so much watching him pound another cookie into smithereens, but moreso watching THAT HAND to make sure that whatever else IT TOUCHES, Salander would be sure to avoid it like a plague.
Still keeping an eye out on THAT HAND, Salander took out his wand and lazily pointed it to that small mound of dirt "Wingardium Leviosa" and up sprang the soiled cookie, landing on his table with a small plop. SPOILER!!: GlitterPuff Quote:
Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl Well that was clearly not a long enough length of time for Fletcher's hair to fully absorb ANY of the benefits of the cookie. Why hadn't she just let him eat the thing then?! Fletcher grumbled but obediently tipped his hat to the professor and went rooting about in his hair for the cookie.
It took him a few minutes to dig through his tousled locks for the cookie, but lo and behold, he found it. And the chocolate chips in the cookie hadn't melted too much either! Licking a spot of chocolate off his finger, Fletcher carefully placed his cookie in the center of his desk and settled back.
He looked up at the professor with a hungry, pitiful expression. Could they eat it now? Now? Now? Now? What about now? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! Quote:
Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl
Fletcher tore his sad, mournful little eyes away from his cookie and looked up at the professor balefully.
"No ma'am," he said slowwwwly, frowning now. "Well.... yes. I was just wondering.... do we get to eat this cookie? Pleeeeeeeease?!"
It would only be fair to the cookies, that both would get eaten in the end.
He did a double take when Fletcher actually fished his cookie OUT OF HIS HAIR! And say what? He was actually suggesting to the Professor that they eat said reappeared cookie? Salander shook his head vigorously, beacuse there is no way he was eating anything that he just dug out from the ground. He then shifted his eyes at the other HufflePuff boy, wondering how he would feel if he was made to eat what he just stuffed in his pants? Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxilocks [B]
Noooowwww. Di half-turned her head so that she could see everyone properly. Right. "I see most of you successfully managed to conceal both of your cookies. There was a big difference between the two concealments -" Yes, ignore the fact that concealments is not a word, students - "however. Can anyone explain out?"
Di paused, looked around and decided it was a liiiittle cold out here. Three semi-circles in the air, one little dash of her wand, and the temperature had risen. Not enough to make everything all hot and stuffy, but enough to make the enclosure seem not-too-cold. He raised his hand and replied "One aint coming back cuz we ate it. The other is still here cuz we wont eat it." then nudged his head at Fletcher "...except for him."
He looks back at the CookieStuffing Hufflepuff boy. Would he eat it?!?
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