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Maxilocks
Enter the Runes classroom, and the chalkboard directs you to the grounds. Here, a safe distance away from the Tree-that-loves-to-whomp, is an enclosure-of-sorts. Desks are set here, in neat rows. On each, there is a covered plate that contains two cookies. Next to each plate, is a note that reads:
Come in, take a seat and get, set, go!
OOC: Class will start properly in a few hours. Chatting between characters is fine in small amounts. Andddd remember, creativity = points. 
Hands in his pockets as always, Willie marched into the class with absolute confidence. He glowed with so much confidence that some might think he was actually passing this class and getting high grades.
Riiight.
The moment his eyes had fallen upon the desks, his jaw dropped. He also remembered he was quite hungry. Very,
very hungry. In fact, his stomach made a loud grumbling noise that would have made woodland creatures run into the forest from fear. And yes, he was exaggerating in his mind.
He chose a desk he felt comfortable at, sat in front of it and eyed the cookies on the plate. Willie lowered his head, his eyes on the same level as the cookies. This... this felt suspicious to him. Then again, cookies were still cookies. He sat back up, looked at the people around him, then back at the cookies. It was then did he find the note. Willie frowned as he picked up the note, and when reading what the professor asked he slowly grinned.
This, what the professor was asking, was his
profession. PFFFFFT. Was he even
serious?!
Willie stood up, and while glancing around the room, his hand swiftly picked up one cookie and stuffed it in his behind. It was the safest place he could think of. No one would ever suspect someone hiding a cookie there. He snickered.
As for the permanently, Willie grabbed the other cookie and stared at it. You'd think he was trying to zap it off the face of the desk with his laser beam eyes, but no. No. Never. Instead, he balled his hand into a fist and began smashing it against the desk, crushing the cookie into tiny little pieces.
"NWAHAHAHA," he laughed manically, forgetting he was in class in the first place.