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Miss Lissy Lou 
"Alright, I think we're going to get started," he announced, bouncing off his desk and heading to the chalkboard. "I'm sure a number of you have already guessed what today's lesson is going to be about, but nonetheless we need to touch the basics of what we're studying, even though some of you are probably very familiar with this subject already. Can anyone tell me what Cartomancy is?" he asked the class.
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BanaBatGirl Oh cooooool. Fletcher knew what cart-o-mancy was. Totally. He could figure it out just from hearing the word.
Ignoring all the same answers from all the people around him, Fletcher smugly raised his hand. "It's predicting the future by reading a map. Yeah. You sit on a cart and meditate for a bit, and then you hafta make and read the map of your future."
It was all about mapping the future. Duhhh. Silly other students, mixing up cartomancy and cartography. Fletcher was so much smarter than the rest of them.
What did he say??? "Dude Fletch... no no no no..." he said as he lazily waved his hand at his friend.
"Cartomancy dude... its the celebrated Art of Romantic Cartwheeling! You do this great stunt and then out of nowhere, you pull out a big bouquet of roses as a finish!" he smirked. Gee of all the people who should've known that, he expected Fletcher would.