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PattyH. Fat!Glowing!Patroclus could help by laugh hysterically, as Fat!Glowing!Jacob fell down the staircase.
Oh it was on!
The fat boy cried out in glee, "Yea Ha!" before throwning himself after his friend.
Together they were a fat!avalanche. Patroclus was in hysterics, the smile that was on his face was plastered there, and it wasn't because the centrifigal force that was occuring on his whale blubber cheeks.
Rolling and Rolling, the world was a coloured blurr, the cyclical motion never stopping. Floor, ceilling, floor ceiling, over and over!
"Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!" Fat!Glowing!Patroclus called as he rushed after his pal.
Alright who's brilliant idea was this? This was the dumbest thing he has ever done. He was so going to kill Cela if he ever sees her again! If Jacob even lives through this.
" YEOUCH!!! OUCH!! Ouch! ouch!" he called out every step he hit led to what was probably going to be another bruise in the long run. Another Trip to the Hospital Wing might have to be arranged
This was the worst idea he ever had.
Trick Step!
" Ooow!" he called as he was pretty much launched, and hit the marble stairs. How could this be fun! It was insanity. Then again it takes insanity to think up a plan this insane. Which just goes to show... Jacob Needs To Be Put In The Crazy House!!!!