Jimbo will set his turtle loose on you. { The Farley } "That's trademarked, don't use it." Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelsheen Salander sat up, grinning like an fool on too much happy juice. The world was still spinning for him, as he could still feel the after effects of Willow Riding and careening through the air like a paper airplane. He could barely make out what Jimbo was telling him and was somewhat pulled back to his senses with the clap on his back. Did Jimbo just call him a lunatic? "AWESOME!!!" he replied grinning. Yup happy juice still making things blurry uh-huh.
Salander looked on as Jimbo walked up to the Whomping Willow-- or rather danced towards it, at least thats how Salander was seeing it. Jimbo is dancing at the Willow.... and was he rapping? chanting? Salander shook his head to try to get some of his senses back-- which messed it up even worse. Now Jimbo looked like he was was doing a musical, and the angry Willow looked like it wanted to take up Jimbo as a dance partner. Salander continued to watch on through his faulty senses until he could unmistakably see that the Willow wanted to give Jimbo a dance dip but instead sent the boy flying right over Salander's head.
And kept flying... and flying... and flying.
And landed.... almost on the other side of the school.
Salander wobbled his way towards Jimbo. He was laughing like a hyena as he came up to his friend and pulled him by his shoulder "Dude, song and dance number with the Willow? That was some sick move!...."
.... and sick Jimbo was-- all over Salander's shirt.
Huh. Wiping his mouth with the sleeve of his robes, Jimbo looked up at Salander through squinted eyes. "Dance number? What're you-" He got a wave of nausea again and was getting ready to puke before the feeling passed. "Oh my god, I need to lay down." Leaning back onto the ground, Jimbo ended up looking at the sky. "You know what, dude. I don't think any of that was a good idea...and I'm sorry for puking on you." But he was NOT cleaning that up. Puke is gross.
So maybe he should stop messing with things that he ought not to mess with? It never ended well. Like with the bird incident...but we do not speak of the bird incident. No birds, no thank you. "I need a drink. And maybe some food." One thing is for sure, he did NOT want to stay here any longer. For all he knew, the Willow's branches could reach this far. Okay, well that was practically impossible but maybe the willow could do something else to hurt him. And Jimbo didn't want that, of course. Anymore of a pummeling and he'd have to go to the hospital wing yet again. And that would be a bit embarrassing with the nurse. She'd probably give him a bad look or something. Or maybe not. But still. He didn't want to go to the hospital wing again. "Do you want to head to the kitchens? Er...after you get cleaned up." Walking around with puke on your shirt wasn't exactly attractive.
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