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BrightestWitch "Aha! Look who decided to show up?” said Bueller as he gave Teagan a swift pat on the back. Bueller knew that even the most loyal of tree huggers couldn’t resist a game of "outside" catch.
Bueller couldn’t help but roll his eyes at his friends pesky whining. "Listen buddy I did what I could do. This pumpkin has character now. He's like a brave soldier returning from battle." Bueller knelt down next to the pumpkin, “I mean look at him? He’s strong!” Bueller flexed his arm as he starred at the decrepit pumpkin.
Looking up at his friend Bueller could tell Teagan was not pleased. “So what happened? Did you get tired of running around the forest? It’s not made of pig you know. It’s just an expression.” said Bueller as he tossed the football to Teagan.
Teagan smiled and was just about to return the pat when Bueller decided to make fun of the doomed pumpkin even further.
"There's nothing brave about that, look at the poor thing! It's pathetic!" He complained, touching the pumpkin soldier in a caring, faraway manner. It took him a while to snap out of it, but eventually he straightened up and whipped his head around.
"What if Masterson sees this? Have you thought of that before you went on your killing spree?" Teagan reprimanded his friend, though his tone was mellow.
"What IS it made of then?" Teagan asked, expecting to hear some other animal's name. Probably a baby seal or something. Bueller was just Bueller, he couldn't help himself. Either way, he caught the football and tossed it back with extremely sharp reflexes.