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Ashwinder
"Oh, I'm a terrible person," Kellen enthused. "Really awful. Why, I'll bet if a puppy walked in here right now I'd splash pumpkin juice in its face and not care." He realized that she might take him seriously, as more people than not didn't follow his sense of humour, and added, "No, I wouldn't. That would be a waste of pumpkin juice."
When she pulled a face, he raised an eyebrow at her, "You okay?"