Dunno^...lol I could have made them Protestants...just the first thing that came to my mind.

As Hermione was about to storm out, Hagrid, now thin and with cut hair to the shoulders entered.
"You're lookin' different today, Herm. Have you had a haircut or summin'?"
"No. I'm Elvis."
"Are you Hermione? Well, that's a turn-up for the books then isn't it? Anyway, tea!"

All I could think of, but still!