Cameron snickered at the look on Oliver's face at the mention of Torin. "D'aww, no worries sweets, I'm sure he can spare one or two for you. Maybe even Brody for an hour?" She giggled mercilessly and poked him in the side.
But it disappeared when he called her a midget. MIDGET! She pouted. "Jus' 'cos you're a giant, tall.. mean person." She didn't like being short. She crinkled up her nose and eyed him childishly. "No fair." Why did he get to be all tall and handsome and have a charming personality and she had to be short and socially awkward and average looking?

So unfair.

Cameron waited patiently for a response, wide-eyed. Wrong answer and he would suffer a bad fate. She eyed him and grinned at his answer, "Correctamundo. So you'll come visit then?" That'd be exciting. Oh, her parents would freak. It'd be FUNNEH!
The red-head glared at him, "He might not believe in our magic, but he believes in the magic of fertiliser." It was the perpetual paradox, she'd never understand. She rolled her eyes at his reply about Barty. The squid couldn't talk. "About as good as the conversation is with you," She muttered sarcastically.

"People? S'what why the git have so many children? Keep him company?" She frowned. Oliver teach her how to surf? Eh.. that was going to be extremely embarassing. "Um.. yeah.. maybe on land first, eh?" Just for the co-ordination and all.

HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNNY!? Cam glared at him ferociously and pressed herself firmly against the wall. Evil, giant, meanie. He KNEW she didn't like them. "Fine then! Let it suck your blood and inject it's evil poison stuff into you!" She spluttered hysterically. Was he crazy! Spidey's were EEEEVVVVIIIIIIIIIIILL.

*gasp*

"M-m-mrs.. Spider? I-it has a n-name?" He'd named the monster with eight eyes? He was crazy! He was lost! The spidey had sucked out his brains and put it's own crazy stuff in there! Oh no. He was going to become a SPIDEY! *flail* Her boyfriend was going to become a freaking MANEATER!

She started to shake with fright, "Met? You and hairy over there meet on a regular basis?" She gulped and clenched her fists to try and stop. Spider! A FREAKING spider! And it had been next to her! And now he was Spider brunch. *wail*

Instead of comforting her, Oliver seemed to think it was time to make sure Spidey had a comfortable home with lots of little human bits to eat. Her bottom lip trembled and she pouted watching the spider smile maliciously at her as it went back into it's home. She couldn't believe he was touching it. He was TOUCHING SPIDEY.

She'd never go near him again. He'd put spider germs on her and she'd grow eight eyes too. That was all she needed.

"H-harmed?" Cameron asked with a hollow laugh, her face ashen. "OHHO! No, SHE just would've eaten my brains out."

And then he sat there like it was something funny. Cammy shuffled into the opposite corner of the compartment and pulled her knee's up to her chest looking frightfully small.

"If you think it's funny then.." She had a lot of paranoia's and they were all real! Ravenclaws.. cats.. dogs.. squids.. stalkers.. celery.. spiders..
And he was so annoyingly ununderstanding. 'Cos him and the Hospital Wing were totally normal.