"EVIL CAKE IS TAKING IT'S REVENGE!"

He looked up to find the source of Cakey Vengence, and found Vashti. "EVIL!" he yelled pointing at the girl. Alright so who hasn't hit Jacob with cake yet? He was now Furious. Jacob! Doesn't! Want! To! Be! Hit! With! CAKE! What part of that don't these people understand?

Jacob was about to run to get cake to show these people how it's really done when something hit the sofa! "OH, SWEET MERLIN!" He yelled. It's cake war! "People are dieing by Cake?" Why in the world were people dying from cake?