 Professional Twirler Mourned and Missed
Patroclus had been tiling the soil for quite a few moments now, and was steadily finding it quite a relaxing undertaking!
Enjoying it so, he decided to shake up the way he was working! He placed both hands on his spade handle and began to stir the soil the way he had seen 'witches' stir cauldrons in so many muggle films! He began to quicken his pace and started to create a soil whirl-pool of sorts...well one that looked like a whirl-pool but did not whirl!
The soil was now becoming light, and dividing into individual clumps, like the mixed dry ingredients of a cake batter.....yummmm cake batter......
Patroclus had to bring himself too, for in his minds eye he saw himself eating the dirt. Gah!
"Sir can we eat what we are planting?" Patroclus prayed Professor Dodson had not tricked them into talking about fruit and vegatalbes only for them to plant inedible herbs! |