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Jessica 
Merlin's purple pants! Xylon's eyes nearly popped out at the fudge Lawson had on him. "Oh no you don't ---" he began.
Too late.
Next thing he knew, Lawson was literally bouncing up and down. "I has a question too, Mr. Lawson," he said. "Why don't you be a good boy and go to sleep?" That much sugar amounted to DISASTER.
Okay now to answer the question.
"The kind of moron who has an amazing sense of adventure. Don't you agree, Mr. Lawson?" The moment he had asked that, he knew he shouldn't have. God knew what kind of response he might get.
Axe's eyes widened to huge saucer like shapes. "Go to sleep?" he waved his hand around the classroom while still bouncing slightly. "With all these children in the class. Who would take charge if I went to sleep."
He looked at Xylon and then tapped his nose. "I know what you're up to Professah Saaaaar. You want my job. You're trying to get me to go to sleep so that you can take over the
world class. I'm on to you."
Mmmhmm you couldn't get one over Axe. Nuh uh.
Sense of adventure?
Well he had done plenty of adventurous things in his time but they didn't include throwing himself out of a plane and hoping that the flimsy bit of material strapped to my back was going to open in time.
"Can you demonstrate it for us?"
Because that would be so funny watching him jump off the desk.
Oh right. He had banished all the desks.
"Scratch that last question. Um...what are the safety procedures for skydiving?"
Because safety first everyone.