First off--Hilarious
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Originally Posted by
Cassirin 
Some people paint, some people write poetry. My mom creates masterpieces with mint jam and bok choy. Sometimes they’re epic, like the ginger chicken or her alfredo pizza. Sometimes, I think she’s trying to poison me.
Haha, I would not last long in that family. I'm the pickiest eater ever.
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“It IS problematic,” I say as I pull myself up on the stool at the kitchen counter. “He wasn’t wearing glasses. Harry can’t see without his glasses.”
Brad opens his mouth.
“But,” I hurry up to add, “the bigger problem is that Harry Potter was born in 1980. He’s like 30 years old now. This kid was my age.”
“Really. That’s the part you’re having trouble with?” Brad turns completely around to regard me. “You’re worried that the fictional character you’ve spotted on the beach is too old? I’d worry more about the fact that he’s FICTIONAL, Ug. That means he doesn’t exist.”
Bahaha, that sounds like something I would do. Try to get everyone to believe that he's real and what not. Priceless.
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WTH, MOM? It looks like a pile of mashed potatoes with sliced hot dogs on top, covered in some goopy gray sauce. I feel my stomach implode in protest.
Hehe, yeah, I definitely wouldn't be eating that.
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“And you locked me in there?” Rude, Arm Pit. There were Hagrid-sized spider/wooly mammoth crossbreeds in there.
Ugh, I am
terrified of spiders. I would have been screaming or something, probably hyperventialting.
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Finally, a little retribution for all the abuse I suffer at his hands. “Is that how all my Christmas wrapping paper got flattened?”
Hahahaha, that's hilarious. I
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“Brad. Try not to put your sister into therapy, kay? It’s expensive.”
I love her response, it's priceless.
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He points at a spot beside the TV. “Stand right there. Yup.” With yet another of his eloquent grunts, Brad flops back on the small pink sofa. “Dad! Look! Ally is finally good for something – an antenna. Soccer on the TV.”
Brad is so funny, that sounds like something my brothers would do.
Fantastic post! PLEASE PAMS!
