Okay, so he could understand she'd be a little peevedbut Lyric was furrrious !!
It was totally uncalled for her to spill burning, scalding coffee on THAT area. Consequently, they were also his Cavalli trousers. Stuupiid womaaan.
She needed help before she cracked and poured burning, scaldung
coffee on his face. His pweeety face would be ruiiined
!

James smirked when he called him
diluted ! Tehehe, that was a PUN. What a fantastic writer she was Nuuuut!
He blatantly ignored her rant while dabbing at his pants. He didn't really care what she was saying.. hiiiis pants were wrt. Hmph. Dry cleaning was a chore.

But her comment about writing struck a nerve, "Shuuut up, Lyric! I doubt anyone would want to read a story about a crazy cow pouring coffee on my pants unprovoked.."

New pants? "You can't afford my pants, woman." Hmph.