New reader here!
I LOVE it!!
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I say it reminds me of Umbridge’s office, minus the kittens.
I love this part, it's hilarious
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Are colors crazy here or have my eyeballs exploded back into my head? The world is bright pink and my jelly is orange.
Plus the bread tastes like a towel.
That sounds like a delightful breakfast...
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He has somehow lost his shirt.
Yes, Im sure he lost it...acidentaly.
PAMS!
