"You're right. Some of those powers are so dumb! Sparkling vampires! Really! Oh, and the whole 'Don't worry, we just eat deer but I do feel like having a quick bite... of you.' vibe that she puts into Edward is very weird. I'd like to see Ms. Meyer spend some time with real vampires and learn that they all don't sparkle and are not very good looking, or as good looking as Edward seems to be." Andre smiled, genuinely. "Do you read a lot of Muggle fiction?"