He was keeping his distance from her eyebrows as they filed into the kitchen. His jaw dropped at her declaration. They were going to battle each other! With armor? WHOA!!! A evil smile spread across his face.

Now this was what should happen when you walked into a kitchen. Epic, awe inspiring battles!! His eyes glazed over as he thought of all the wonderful things girls would say about him when they saw him in battle. Oh the odes they would write about him.

Diggy hopped on his feet bouncing with excitement. He grabbed a colander and placed it on his head. There he could still see and he was protecting his head. This was a good start.