On a MUCH more important note, I have to say, my relationship with Mr. T has not been very rosy, either. We get along fine, we have a lot of fun together, but there is definitely something that the two of us lack. Well, not the two of us. It is... more like our relationships lacks something. Something very special.

Conjured a beautiful trio of purple butterflies, on the way – the Purple Trilogy – and followed that up by producing, with the help of my nifty wand, a bunch of gorgeous silver ones.

Pfft! He ought to know that, splendid though any amount of butterflies that I conjure is, I am obviously much prettier. I do, after all, have the most awesome hair. Have you seen this shade of red, anywhere? Other than in my hair, I mean. Of course not, Littleredhead, you can not have. There is no person on earth, who has hair that can rise up to the standard of prettiness that mine have set.

Well, maybe Dylan Denver is an exception?

Of course, it is not as if I like him, or anything. He is not a bad guy, not really, and I know he has awesome hair, the kind of blonde that falls into his eyes, sometimes; and makes me want to look at him but – wait a second! That is NOT true!

Really, earthlings, we are safe, so let’s go and get some popcorn!