18. Whomping 'Willow'

Ron never liked when he had to de-gnome the garden. He knew the gnomes taunted him when his back was turned. He never knew what they were saying exactly..he doesn't speak gnominese.

Although once, he was sure he heard a gnome introduce itself as Willow. He didn't know gnomes had names either.

Surprise, surprise.

Bending down to examine this named gnome, the little thing had jumped up and bit the boy right on the nose.

Using his fist like a mallet, Ron whomped 'Willow' right over the head.

He kept whomping Willow until it ran out of the garden.