Name in which you would like to be called: Ali, please and thankyou. [note: you don't have to say the ', please and thankyou', though that could add a smile to my face]
Other name(s) you don't mind: Be creative and think one up, chances are I'll be amused.
Why did you come to the SH? I have a pile of homework that's building up...?
First thought that just popped into your head: Pop. Thoughts go pop. Popopop. Pop goes the weasel. Weasley! Weasley Pop. Weasley Pop. PopPop. Popper. Popper. Potter. See, everything in the world is connected.
Other things we all need to know about you (this can, but isn't necessary, include age and whereabouts, ect): I have moments of madness, but that's nothing to worry about...