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Oh gawd.. this was so not cool. He could understand if he had actually provoked such behaviour in the girl, which he probably would have done eventually, but he hadn't even got started yet.. and he was utterly bewildered by her.. aggressiveness. “Would you like it if I kicked you back, eh?” He asked forcing that annoying smile on his lips. It looked so genuine – he would be on stage one day. Yes sireee. “I know what a badger looks like.” He said flatly. “It's not my fault your mascot looks like a rodent.” hehehe! And his brain was just fine thank you very much.. ish.
She was like Miranda at the Feast Numero II. He smirked wider and more smugly when she scowled at him for flicking her face. Oh yeah.. he was the King of winding people up... even without trying it seemed. He blinked and looked at her. “Why SHOULDN'T I comment on her behalf?” He asked annoyingly. “You're doing the exact same thing.”
Scowling. She was scowling. hah!
“That expression does nothing for you, luv.” He smiiiiiiirked some more. “That makes two of us. I'd rather be in solitary confinement with a badger than be here talking to you.” hah! “Badgers DO smell for your information. And...” He sniff sniffed in her direction. “.. whaduknow? ..so do you! That's why you were sorted there. Not because you're loyal but because you STINK!” He ignored her question. It did not warrant a reply. He stuck his tongue out at her then smirked. Again.
“Thwack me with your heel?” He laughed in her face. A dirty loud wicked laugh. She wouldn't. She didn't have the guts.
Tightening the fold in her arm, Lorelai scowled again. Oh-ho. She was scowling A LOT more recently, and she was not enjoying it. One bit. One sliiiiight bit. KICK HER BACK? Oh-ho. He haaaad to be joking. Liiike seeeriously.
“You try it, and you wont SEE tomorrow. Trust me, Curls.” FROWN. He was NOT going to kick her, and she certainly wasn’t going to allow that kind of …
violence. “Suuuure you do. That’s why you said that THAT,” Again pointing at the badger banner,
“Was a rat. Or rodent, or WHATEVER. You are obviously having problems differentiating between a badger and a rat. It’s not normal, Curls. Maaaybe you should go see Healer Ashford. Like, maaaaybe you’ll have to go to St Mungo’s and all that shizz.” Yes, ‘all that shizz’ was all in her vocab now.
OH-NO. Smirking was TOOOO-TAAALLY
not acceptable.
“Do NOT smirk at me, Curls. You’re waaay annoying now.” Well, waaay past annoying.
“I am NOT, how very DARE you accuse me of such a thing. It’s utterly preposterous.” If it had been someone shorter than her, she would have looked down her nose. But unless she grew atleast … a lot. Then she could only look UP her nose. And that didn’t have the same effect. Oh the joys of being small. NOT.
“Did I intend for it to? No, so how about you shove that comment right up your –I WHAT? I STINK? Oh only of something decent, whereas however; and I don’t even have to SNIFF like a stupid animal to actually get a whiff, the amount actually does that for you; You, however. Make a pile of cow CACK. Smell of roses.” Yeah, and roses smelt nice. So, that was TOTALLY an insult. Curls:0 Lori:69390161874.
NO-ONE LAUGHED AT HER. NOOOOONE. Her frown increasing, Lori raised an eyebrow as if to ask ‘you don’t think I would?’ and the crouched a little bit to pull her heel off, before holding it up.
“Yeah, thwack you with my heel.”