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Evelyn leaned away as he leaned closer to her, out of reflex of course. If she stayed where she was, he would have totally invaded her personal bubble which was totally unacceptable.
But that grin on his face, did not promise anything good. She would have to watch her back for the rest of the story it seemed like. Ugh, and here she wanted to relax and have a little fun before being tortured from Professor Lupa after the story. Or maybe she will be a little more nice to her since she was a Slytherin after all and did make her cupcakes. Good ones too!
She was too lost in thought of this that she was completely confused when Lawson yelled out her name and said...what?! Turning back around to stare at him, she narrowed her eyes when she saw him waving his hand like there was some bad smell of some sort. Sausage and onion pizza? She didn't even eat pizza, much less anything else on that table. Who knows who might have tampered with it. But...
Than she smelled it. OH DEAR MERLIN THAT WAS AWFUL! AND CRUEL OF HIM! What were they...five? Well he certainly was to be pulling a prank like that one. Coughing a little, she covered her nose and mouth so she didn't have to breathe any of it in, and to try and cover her now pink cheeks as she blinked a few times. Everyone was going to think... oh my god. She needed to think of something quick. And by quick, she meant- OH. Well there was something she could do.
Suddenly, her coughs turned into snickers as she turned back around to face Lawson in disgust and amusement. But mostly disgust... "Jeez Professor. Aren't you a little OLD to be blaming things on others? Why don't you act your own age, and take responsibility for your...actions." And with her own small innocent smile, she turned back to face Lupa. If she got into ANYMORE trouble from that...Lawson was going down.
And she could have totally made up something better than that... She was losing her touch! EEP!
Really, that was the best she had?
Looking at Evelyn, Marcus let out a little snicker. "I'm not the one with the red face honey. And besides if I had let one go believe me you would have heard it."
Uh huh...just ask Destiny, she'd know. Not that he had actually farted in front of the girl but he done a really impressive belch and it had been loud.
"I know what you girls are like. Always letting of those silent but violent ones." Marcus glanced at Joshua who had no idea what was going on, judging from that vacant look on his face and then he looked back at Evelyn. "You guys must be real close huh? To be able to do that in front of him. Takes a lot of guts. Going by the smell of that, I would say you must have busted yours."
He shouldn't eat anymore junk food, it was making him a little crazy.
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Zoerawrr GUH!
Jake curled up into an even littler ball as Lawson whacked him with a pillow.
Twice.
"No," he replied, placing his free arm over his head so he would get pillow assaulted on the noggin again. The he began to get comfy again, spread out on his back, thumb in mouth, arm over head.
Comfy.
The dungbomb smell? He didn't notice it.
Oh really?
Marcus picked up the pillow again and thwacked the boy on the head once again. "I will keep hitting you until you take that thumb out of your mouth." Or perhaps he could hex those thumbs, make them taste like chilli or something.
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grangerfan8 Arya turned around when she heard Lawson's comment about Laday Lawson's hair, deeply hurt. She and Ivory had worked hard on it and they had thought it looked beautiful."You don't like it?"she said in a small voice, looking as if she was on the verge of tears. Arya never could take an insult when it came to somthing she had put her heart and soul into...like Lady Lawson's hair.
Turning towards Arya and noticing the look on her face, Marcus was immediately contrite. "Oh Arya, I do. It's really lovely and I can see the effort you put into it." he leaned over and ruffled her hair, "Sorry I thought Mrs Lawson had done it herself and I was just gonna tease her about it." Because that's what married couples do...apparently.
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Droo "Marcus!!!" She said glaring at him. "1. Who smelt it, delt it, and 2. I told the students not to raise their voices, people are trying to listen to my story. Now sit down or no chocolate for you!" She then winked at him before continuing.
Oopsie!!!
And cue pout. No chocolate? That wasn't fair, Alessia Lupa certainly knew how to get to him.
"I'll be good" he whispered but he just couldn't help himself because he was in a rather silly mood.
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But it wasn't me who farted. It was Evelyn" he yelled out and quickly hid behind his wife because she would save him and because the kids were scared of her.
Must be those hormones.