Theme # 63: Mooch


The midget wore big glasses, and barely came to the librarian's waist, as she stepped up to her desk, arms full of books.

"How may I help you?" The rather surprised librarian asked, putting on a politer intonation than usual, because the little girl looked like a first year. A very tiny first year, to be more precise.

"My friend CANDYY called me a USELESS MOOCHERRR!" The midget announced. "I'mma STUDYY now, yep! That'll prove I'm no USELESS thing, that will."

"Uhhh ... certainly, miss."

Even Madame Pince could not find it in her, to scold her.