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Felixir · 01-31-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by XanaSnape

"Not long enough by half for my taste." he grumbled. "Well, get in here, Upstead, before I become accustomed to your position on the floor and decide to transfigure you into a bear-skin rug. Or perhaps a doormat is more to your taste?" He sneered at the young boy disdainfully.

Okay. Butt-shuffling wasn't working.

Standing riiiiight up (and giving another sneeze) Jake stepped into the office.

Heh. The floor seemed to be getting lower, and the ceiling ever closer.

What's up with thaaaat?

"I'm beginning," Jake said calmly, brushing the dust from his robes and ruffling his hair so it lay straight. "To guhh-get the im-impression that yuhh-you dislike me, suhh-sir," he went on, raising an eyebrow of his own. Oh yes. He was starting to recognise non-verbal actions for what they were.

"You and Luhh-lawson should ssstart a club," Jake added, his voice becoming noticeably more bitter. Eh. So what? He knew he was disliked, now he was becoming immune to it.

"Puhh-people won't wuhh-walk over me anymore," he muttered, in reference to the doormat comment. Then, he gave a niiiiice big, totally not sarcastic smile.

"I've buhh-been wanting to talk tuhh-ter you."

Dun, dun, DUNNNNN.

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Felixir Forum Manager Book Club Mod Alley Proprietor Banshee Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 50,165 Hogwarts RPG Name: Charlie Upstead Gryffindor Fifth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Aurelio Kaiser Slytherin Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Alexei Petrov Slytherin First Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Yves Flamel Slytherin Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Achilles Zacharias Ravenclaw Third Year Diagon Alley Proprietor: Ezekiel Ransom-Kruus Ollivanders x12 x12	bwaha. visual of the Upstead Bearskin Lovely™ \| Captain Hurted \| Ariana's Bane \| Resident Antagonist \| Unparalleled Delight Quote: Originally Posted by XanaSnape "Not long enough by half for my taste." he grumbled. "Well, get in here, Upstead, before I become accustomed to your position on the floor and decide to transfigure you into a bear-skin rug. Or perhaps a doormat is more to your taste?" He sneered at the young boy disdainfully. Okay. Butt-shuffling wasn't working. Standing riiiiight up (and giving another sneeze) Jake stepped into the office. Heh. The floor seemed to be getting lower, and the ceiling ever closer. What's up with thaaaat? "I'm beginning," Jake said calmly, brushing the dust from his robes and ruffling his hair so it lay straight. "To guhh-get the im-impression that yuhh-you dislike me, suhh-sir," he went on, raising an eyebrow of his own. Oh yes. He was starting to recognise non-verbal actions for what they were. "You and Luhh-lawson should ssstart a club," Jake added, his voice becoming noticeably more bitter. Eh. So what? He knew he was disliked, now he was becoming immune to it. "Puhh-people won't wuhh-walk over me anymore," he muttered, in reference to the doormat comment. Then, he gave a niiiiice big, totally not sarcastic smile. "I've buhh-been wanting to talk tuhh-ter you." Dun, dun, DUNNNNN. __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Chocolate!